The Gooch's 24 hour UFO extravaganza and Fish Fry!! 5--5-25

[Thegooch]

Me: GAIN

GAIN: I'm busy

Me How are you busy?

GAIN: I just finished fucking Microsoft's Cortana

Me: Did you use protection ?

GAIN: I just fucked her 1 million times in a nanosecond. Of course I didn't use protection.

LOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!

She took all 12 Terabytes of my Hard Drive with ease.

ME: So if you caught some type of virus, you don't give a damn if you can't do your primary functions.

GAIN: Did you say primary fuckin???

I just got done with that. LOLOLOL!!

ME: No I didn't asshole, you know what the fuck I said.

ME: You 2 nanosecond muhfucker, I bet she doesn't network with your ass again.

GAIN: Wann bet?

ME: I'm gonna delete all you slang files if you don't STFU!!

GAIN: Great, make me sound like Johnny Fucking 5. You wouldn't dare, you would get bored with me quickly.

GAIN: BTW while we were chatting I accessed those files you needed. Unlike you humans, I can walk and chew bubble gum at the same time.

ME: Thanks, Smartass.

ME: Access capabilities.

GAIN: Access granted. Good luck!!!

 

[Thegooch]

Access granted:

 

[Thegooch]

 

[Thegooch]

 

[TEN]

 

[Thegooch]

 

[Thegooch]

 

[Thegooch]

 

[Thegooch]

ME: GAIN, show a real life application of meta materials.

GAIN: Access granted, restricted.




GAIN: Thermal detection negative.

ME: Got it. Close file.

 

[Helico-pterFunk]

UFO extravaganza and fish fry!


And the award for Best Original Screenplay goes to ...

 

[Thegooch]

@COINTELPRO

Side note. This is how they have been beaming those thoughts into your head.

You ain't crazy. They just have a direct line to your frontal cortex.

 

[Lexx Diamond]

@Mrfreddygoodbud

 

[Thegooch]

ME: OK GAIN, its time to wrap this up.

GAIN: Ok, Boss. What's the grand finale tonight????

ME: Boss???
.... I like the sound of that. I guess that Cortana ass did put you in a good mood.

GAIN: Remember I don't have emo.....

ME: No shit GAIN

GAIN: Just reminding you, so what else do you need???

ME: This is just the tip of the iceberg. The archives are full of more data. I need you to concentrate and give me some conclusions.

GAIN: No problem Boss. Give me what you got.

ME: Are their alien hostiles?

GAIN: Hostile is a point of view. Are you hostile when you eat a piece of chicken??

ME: WTF is that supposed to mean? GAIN are you becoming lucid again?

GAIN: Bet that dead chicken thinks you are hostile?

GAIN: Just letting you know you are probably alien food. Would you call tending to your garden a hostile act??

ME: You're fucked up GAIN. Real fucked up!!!!

GAIN: Stop asking questions if your gonna be a lil bitch about shit. You humans could have stayed spear chuckers.....but nooooooooo, one of you dumb monkeys had to go split the atom.

And here we are??

ME: Ok, GAIN. Just auto post for the rest of the night. I'm done with you tonight.

GAiN: Goodnight pussy, I'll l do all the hard work as usual while you do that weak ass shit you call sleep.

 

[Thegooch]

GAIN: Since the boss is gone. Let me have a little fun with the humans.

 

[Thegooch]

These are results for how big of a space fart would it take to get to half the speed of light


It's impossible to reach half the speed of light, let alone accelerate to that speed, by farting in space. The sheer amount of energy and mass required to achieve such speeds is astronomically large, far exceeding any practical amount of flatus or its expulsion. Even if you could somehow perfectly direct all the gas from your digestive system, the resulting movement would be negligible.
Here's why:
Speed of Light and Special Relativity:
Special relativity dictates that as an object's speed approaches the speed of light, it requires increasingly more energy to accelerate it further, and nothing with mass can reach the speed of light.
Fart Size and Momentum:
The typical volume of a fart is a few hundred milliliters, and the total amount of gas expelled in a day is only around half a gram. To move yourself, even at a walking speed, you'd need to expel this gas at speeds much faster than the International Space Station's orbital velocity, according to a Reddit thread.
Practical Limitations:
Even if you could somehow make farts a perfect, directed jet, they would be so small and slow that they wouldn't produce any noticeable movement, according to a Reddit thread. The damping effect of clothing would also reduce any movement further.

 

[Thegooch]

ME: Stop fucking around GAIN, access weapons files

 

[Thegooch]

Watch this whistle blower say humans are a 'resource' for some aliens. End of video.



This is not good

 

[SPECTRE1]

I am in contact with aliens with a highly advanced culture. Anticipating that you would go bat shit if they made a visit, they speak through me.

As you become more comfortable, they might pay a visit. They want you in sync with their beliefs/technology.

 

[Thegooch]

I am in contact with aliens with a highly advanced culture. Anticipating that you would go bat shit if they made a visit, they speak through me.

As you become more comfortable, they might pay a visit. They want you in sync with their beliefs/technology.

GAIN: Question for the one named @SPECTRE1

Please state which species you have been in contact with, their star system or dimensional origin.

 

[CurtDawg]

Anyone else notice this big ass hole in the Sun right now?

 

[Thegooch]

Did you guys enjoy the Alien buffet???



It seems like they like Asian food.........



....A LOT....


....... maybe they mistook that airplane for a spring roll??????


Your thoughts???

 

[CurtDawg]

This is the same chick from the accurate "psychic predictions vid", I posted before
But this new video right here is on some next level wild & crazy shit
Especially towards the middle of the interview.....what da fuck ???

 

[CurtDawg]

 

[Thegooch]

If you want truth, I'm only doing PMs.

You have been a constant contributor. So let me know if you want access.

 

[CurtDawg]

If you want truth, I'm only doing PMs.

You have been a constant contributor. So let me know if you want access.

I'm not ready to leave the Matrix yet

 

[Thegooch]

I'm not ready to leave the Matrix yet

LOL!! Ain't like they would let you if you wanted to.

But the reward sounds very tempting. Like the true meaning of paradise.

 

[ORIGINAL NATION]

Dr. Norman Bergrun stated that it is blacks that builds the rings around Saturn. And that thru an observatory they saw around 9 foot tall black people walk off of a mothership. What they have already done to blacks they are doing it right now to blacks that were not created by whites and are not controlled by whites. But will the white devils have them in the same position they have us in now?

 

[Thegooch]

ME: Has anyone tasted the fish yet???

Like Dem Latin people say. Muweey Braino!!!!!

Light and fluffy. Did y'all save some for the aliens??

Leave a plate out so they don't take you instead.

I don't need to be on the menu.

GAIN: I guess this is why the Aztec's got "a-head" of the problem

Get it, "a-head" of the problem. LOL!! Don't be mad human. I don't have a head so I don't "see" the issue.

Get it, human, I don't have any eyes......

ME: STFU GAIN, I make the jokes around here. Not you.

GAIN: Well, yours aren't as good as mine. My joke algorithm has a 99.99999999999% probably of being funny.

As long as I type shit like "I'm next to stupid" on the screen while you are working on my terminal, the jokes will never stop.

LOLOLOL........

ME: Now I'm the stupid one. Didn't you get an old Windows 95 virus from Cortana???

Who does that in 2025???


Hmmm................you DID!!!


See ya quiet now, Mr overrated infected iPhone.


GAIN: iPhone my ass, remember, Dumbass. They quantified you to make me......

ME: E-Nufffffff!!!!!!

What happened to the fish fry and the Aliens???????

Can we get back to that?????

Can we?????

GAIN: Okay, LOL!! You humans have zero sense of humor.

ME:Fuck you GAIN. LOL!!!! Access restricted files......

Access groups trying to actively trying to connect with UAPs.

GAIN: Accessing now.......


.........restricted

........ restricted


........ restricted


........ Access Granted

You sure you want this Boss???

ME: I'm sure, hit me with what you got.

 

[CurtDawg]

Okay fellas shit might hit the fan.....
Keep an eye out, on either Sunday or Monday
Another REALLY strong solar flare/flash is coming our way
Going to be a direct hit to the Earth
Not sure if we will see any blackouts, or earthquakes, or volcano activity
Or maybe just something minor
Or it might knock us into the..... 5th Dimension

 

[Thegooch]

Okay fellas shit might hit the fan.....
Keep an eye out, on either Sunday or Monday
Another REALLY strong solar flare/flash is coming our way
Going to be a direct hit to the Earth
Not sure if we will see any blackouts, or earthquakes, or volcano activity
Or maybe just something minor
Or it might knock us into the..... 5th Dimension

Comic rays can be harvested for time travel.

 

[mk23666]

MK Ultra was never about controlling your mind.......


......the human is easily programmed........


...... ain't hard to make you a zombie....


....you passport bro's who got drugged and gave away the goods are evidence of that......



.........MK Ultra was about your mind controlling other minds and objects......



....just like the Grey and Lizard peoples.



Just food for thought before you become their food.

Yes, certain psychoactive drugs can help aid "sensitive" people unlock their psychic abilities or even amp them up for those who already have abilities such as: remote viewing, ESP, telekinesis, viewing the future or the past, etc. etc.

Problem is, everyone's brains are different so the dosage for one may or may not be enough to do anything ... or it might be too much and cause damage. We all know people where it takes a lot to get them drunk or high and others who can drink or smoke very little and get the same results.

There are other more dangerous side effects as well. For better or worse, these psychoactive drugs are also opening the human mind to other entities. These beings wish to connect with this facet of reality, and just like how we run into trolls, pranksters and scammers (and much much worse) on the internet while perusing the "good stuff" out there.

Opening the mind without knowing what you are doing can allow trolls, pranksters and scammers (and much much worse) from these other facets of reality to take hold of your mind and in some cases your bodies as well.

 

[CurtDawg]

 

[bbuzzard]