Lemme share an incident that happened to me a year ago today.

You got mailboxpimped.

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You did the right thing by walking away. Sometimes you can "win the battle, but lose the war." Let's say, you pummel the guy in the bathroom, but the cops get involved an arrest you for assault. Yeah, you'll be released and won't do any jail time whether you plead guilty or decide to go to trial and are exonerated.

Nevertheless, because you're employed you may not qualify for "free" legal representation (Legal Aid Society or Neighborhood County Defenders) and will have to obtain your own attorney. This could be very costly (retainer fee and hourly lawyer rates).
November is right, it's a lose-lose.

You got no proof, you getting assault and your family is going to be mad at you forever because you fucked up their big night

Real talk though, I'm not fighting anymore. I don't give a damn if a Oompa Loompa punches me, I'm going to fall in the ground and start laughing because I'm suing the Oompa loompa, I'm suing whatever establishment I'm in. I don't care

I've told the story on this board before the last time I got into a fight was with a Butch lesbian who outweighed Me by 50 lb, she hit me first, I beat that ass and after I left she called the cops and said I assaulted her.

Luckily for me, when I turn myself in they couldn't find her because she had moved, but they had your man on an aggravated menacing charge and I stayed two weeks and lock up because my cheap ass family wouldn't come up with $250 in bond money
 
Lemme share an incident that happened to me a year ago today.

Three pages in 24 hrs with that thread title? Right away I knew that this wasn't going to be good for OP
sidebar: is this mofo @Entrepronegro under a spare name since he got BANNED, intentionally flaming himself?

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November is right, it's a lose-lose.

You got no proof, you getting assault and your family is going to be mad at you forever because you fucked up their big night

Real talk though, I'm not fighting anymore. I don't give a damn if a Oompa Loompa punches me, I'm going to fall in the ground and start laughing because I'm suing the Oompa loompa, I'm suing whatever establishment I'm in. I don't care

I've told the story on this board before the last time I got into a fight was with a Butch lesbian who outweighed Me by 50 lb, she hit me first, I beat that ass and after I left she called the cops and said I assaulted her.

Luckily for me, when I turn myself in they couldn't find her because she had moved, but they had your man on an aggravated menacing charge and I stayed two weeks and lock up because my cheap ass family wouldn't come up with $250 in bond money
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I know a brother (about 6'2, around 270 lbs, martial artist), who was working as a bouncer at a club in downtown Manhattan. One Friday night this drunk white guy and his friends tried to get into the club he was working at and he refused one guy entry because he was visibly intoxicated (he felt the drunk guy would cause problems if he allowed him in the club and he was trying to avoid that).

Nevertheless, the drunk guy kept trying to force his way into the club, and although my friend attempted to show restraint, his hand was forced when the guy pushed and shoved him.

He told me that the drunk guy's efforts were thwarted and his face ended up looking like kool-aid. Unfortunately, my friend caught a case because of this and had to make several court appearances (costly, time consuming and stressful).
 
I was at the Junior's Restaurant in Times Square with the family for a pre-show dinner before my niece made her debut in the preview of a Broadway play. I headed to the bathroom and a young 20-something brutha was in front of me. Unfortunately, the bathrooms in this Junior's are smaller than the ones in Brooklyn. Anyway, as I was washing my hands, i felt something brush against my butt. I thought ,"Fuck, this place is too small." The same young brutha that entered before me, was in front of me when I left the bathroom. He turned around and gave a shady smile. My thought was," No this muthafucka didn't cop a feel on purpose." I let it go and took the possible "L" because I had no proof and wasn't about to fuck up a family outing by getting cops involved. When I got back to the table and shared what had happened, we just laughed it off. My brother-in-law said, "You're just too sexy for your own good." I have a feeling that many of the BGOL millionaires who have high-powered lawyers on retainer would've fucked that guy up.
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Thanks,
I know a brother (about 6'2, around 270 lbs, martial artist), who was working as a bouncer at a club in downtown Manhattan. One Friday night this drunk white guy and his friends tried to get into the club he was working at and he refused one guy entry because he was visibly intoxicated (he felt the drunk guy would cause problems if he allowed him in the club and he was trying to avoid that).

Nevertheless, the drunk guy kept trying to force his way into the club, and although my friend attempted to show restraint, his hand was forced when the guy pushed and shoved him.

He told me that the drunk guy's efforts were thwarted and his face ended up looking like kool-aid. Unfortunately, my friend caught a case because of this and had to make several court appearances (costly, time consuming and stressful).
Fucked up party is, the bar or club that he was bouncing at should have picked up something. He was protecting their goddamn interest.

That is stressful though. Someone starts shit, you end it, and they go to the police like some bitches and get you caught up. This is America now.

If you whoop somebody's ass, make sure they don't know your name, your car and there is no video of anything, otherwise that might be your ass
 
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