I was at the Junior's Restaurant in Times Square with the family for a pre-show dinner before my niece made her debut in the preview of a Broadway play. I headed to the bathroom and a young 20-something brutha was in front of me. Unfortunately, the bathrooms in this Junior's are smaller than the ones in Brooklyn. Anyway, as I was washing my hands, i felt something brush against my butt. I thought ,"Fuck, this place is too small." The same young brutha that entered before me, was in front of me when I left the bathroom. He turned around and gave a shady smile. My thought was," No this muthafucka didn't cop a feel on purpose." I let it go and took the possible "L" because I had no proof and wasn't about to fuck up a family outing by getting cops involved. When I got back to the table and shared what had happened, we just laughed it off. My brother-in-law said, "You're just too sexy for your own good." I have a feeling that many of the BGOL millionaires who have high-powered lawyers on retainer would've fucked that guy up.