I wont diss the man of my dreams cuz of this ... no matter how much it pains me
if he's perfect for me then I gotta try to make it work ... besides ... sex isn't the most important thing right ... RIGHT
Ummmmmmm ... buy him a strap on to use on me ... aaaaaaand ... teach him how to eat me until my toes curl
Sidebar: Is this guys dick inverted ... where does he pee from???
Thank god i don't have a wee wee that small I don't know what i'd do with myself.
Awwwww look at tha little itsy witsy teensy thing awwwwwwwwww.
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He can't do a damn thing for your pussy, but he will tear your belly button up!
Mmm, hmm... All that size don't matter shit goes out the window when it comes to a 1/2 inch dick.
This cat needs a sex change... into a man.
Oh no
There's always anal. Besides, I'd rather too tight than too loose.
Fam, I would have to be a virgin for life... Or date virgins who don't know any better... LOL!
bruh, even virgins know better
but imma be honest....that shit would be fucked up and it would bother me. i have the right to be bothered because that would be a massive restriction on how we express our feelings sexually. me getting head is cool and all but damn I want the dick. i'm not down to get fucked by a strap on for the rest of my life. also, can he have kids? what is his self-esteem like?
we would have to have a serious talk about that...iono how but we will. can anyone say enlargement surgery?
I was going to suggest phalloplasty, but these before/after pics don't look encouraging: http://health.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=18777 Especially at $25,604.00!!!!
WT....WT...WTF!!!!
i'm mad i just clicked on that...now i'm upset
i had to close the link after reading the first line talkin bout he didn't think about his size until he went to the army...WTF!
either he lying or he was in a protective bubble, maybe he comes from a clit sized dick community
I thought that was a vagigi ....I can't do this...i'm done
goodnight folks
WT....WT...WTF!!!!
i'm mad i just clicked on that...now i'm upset
i had to close the link after reading the first line talkin bout he didn't think about his size until he went to the army...WTF!
either he lying or he was in a protective bubble, maybe he comes from a clit sized dick community
I thought that was a vagigi ....I can't do this...i'm done
goodnight folks
That story HAS to be exaggerated, there's NO way that a man, with a dick that small doesn't realize that he has a small dick until he's 58 years old. And, isn't it a lil risky to perform that type of surgery at his age?
And, I'm really not trying to be funny; but how do you fuck with a dick that small? His dick was so small that he had problems taking a piss, he can't even do any "short" strokes.
Glad that ain't me
He can't do a damn thing for your pussy, but he will tear your belly button up!
Mmm, hmm... All that size don't matter shit goes out the window when it comes to a 1/2 inch dick.
This cat needs a sex change... into a man.
There's always anal. Besides, I'd rather too tight than too loose.
If the coochie feels like I'm ringing a dinner bell, I gotta keep it movin'.
probably took his showers with his underwear on from that point.
poor little penis boys
PREACH IT ... I was with a black guy one time whose dick was as big as my thumb ... hard ... and my thumb is little ... cuz I'm a girl
u aint shit
did u tell him that? omg plzzzzzzz tell me u didn't say that to him
Naw ... I pulled one of these ... "No ... wait ... I don't think I'm ready for this after all"
PREACH IT ... I was with a black guy one time whose dick was as big as my thumb ... hard ... and my thumb is little ... cuz I'm a girl
Songs to remind you about something.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrv5NTR4DIE
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/mrv5NTR4DIE[/flash]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcL717h_vCs
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/tcL717h_vCs[/flash]
I've got a singer/songwriter thread coming soon!
also...ming you need to start another music thread.
