Ladies: You Meet Your Soulmate & He's Perfect In Every Way, But There's 1 Problem...

Re: Ladies: You Meet Your Soulmate & He's Perfect In Every Way, But There's 1 Problem

Omg. . . . . that new picture isn't really any better!!! It's so so so so small. . . . :smh:




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Re: Ladies: You Meet Your Soulmate & He's Perfect In Every Way, But There's 1 Problem

He makes me look like Mandingo.
:hmm:
 
Re: Ladies: You Meet Your Soulmate & He's Perfect In Every Way, But There's 1 Problem

I couldn't do it! - I can actually do without oral sex so teaching him to please me that way wouldn't really matter much...
 
Re: Ladies: You Meet Your Soulmate & He's Perfect In Every Way, But There's 1 Problem

he aint perfect if he aint have no dick..and i wuda cheat !!!

and as for steve, i cant believe he pay all dat money for dat lil shit...something really wrong with dude....after payin all dat $$$ you want a dick dat will have the woman walkin bow legged when u finish with her ass
 
Re: Ladies: You Meet Your Soulmate & He's Perfect In Every Way, But There's 1 Problem

Okay, ya'll chicks rememeber all that smack ya'll talking when a cat tell you maybe you need to have breast enlargement surgery or an upgrade to ya ass so he can like ya better.:lol::lol:
 
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lmaoo at that vid in the strip club!
 
Re: Ladies: You Meet Your Soulmate & He's Perfect In Every Way, But There's 1 Problem

Okay, ya'll chicks rememeber all that smack ya'll talking when a cat tell you maybe you need to have breast enlargement surgery or an upgrade to ya ass so he can like ya better.:lol::lol:


lol


u can still have sex with small breast and small ass but NO penis? that's an issue

he can't stroke
she can ride
he prolly can't jerk (prolly just rubs)
givim him oral would feel VERY VERY ODD....like ur sucking on a big ass boil pimple

excuse me yall im bout to :puke::puke:

ok im good now....but seriously...its not the same...it may be functional for him but its not SEXUALLY functional
 
Re: Ladies: You Meet Your Soulmate & He's Perfect In Every Way, But There's 1 Problem

He has a 2 Inch Penis!
What do you do?

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Okay, so I switched dick pics because that 1/2 inch penis was just too extreme! A man with a 1/2 penis is practically a woman... I can't knock a woman for passing on that one. 2 inches isn't much better, but damn... Gotta give the guy a fighting chance. Right? Alright, Ladies: Does the inch and 1/2 improvement change your mind? :dunno:

I COULD NEVER DO IT! I've never seen anything that little in my life lol:hmm:
 
Re: Ladies: You Meet Your Soulmate & He's Perfect In Every Way, But There's 1 Problem

MING ... I gotta bone to pick with you sir:angry:Now all I'm hearing since you made this damn thread is how much of a double standard us women hold ... any and everything is being related back to this damn thread ... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ... :lol::lol::lol:
 
Re: Ladies: You Meet Your Soulmate & He's Perfect In Every Way, But There's 1 Problem

MING ... I gotta bone to pick with you sir:angry:Now all I'm hearing since you made this damn thread is how much of a double standard us women hold ... any and everything is being related back to this damn thread ... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ... :lol::lol::lol:
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
Re: Ladies: You Meet Your Soulmate & He's Perfect In Every Way, But There's 1 Problem

MING ... I gotta bone to pick with you sir:angry:Now all I'm hearing since you made this damn thread is how much of a double standard us women hold ... any and everything is being related back to this damn thread ... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ... :lol::lol::lol:

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Re: Ladies: You Meet Your Soulmate & He's Perfect In Every Way, But There's 1 Problem

i hope im never in a position to make that decisions:puke:

mann...maybe we could be together...but we would have to be swingers or soemthing:smh:
 
Re: Ladies: You Meet Your Soulmate & He's Perfect In Every Way, But There's 1 Problem

i hope im never in a position to make that decisions:puke:

mann...maybe we could be together...but we would have to be swingers or soemthing:smh:
If you dont want it, what makes you think somebody else will. You would be doing somebody wrong with that trade.
:lol:
 
Re: Ladies: You Meet Your Soulmate & He's Perfect In Every Way, But There's 1 Problem

Fucking Gross! Why didn't I use my cool Iris that MING put me on!!! :angry:


LABEL THREADS!!!! :angry:

BTW . . . :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: @ THAT dude!!
 
Re: Ladies: You Meet Your Soulmate & He's Perfect In Every Way, But There's 1 Problem

If you dont want it, what makes you think somebody else will. You would be doing somebody wrong with that trade.
:lol:

LOL!!!!!!

it would be embarssing to bring in to a party...but i promise u i wouldnt even care...id be on a mission


he better gett in where he fits in...
 
Re: Ladies: You Meet Your Soulmate & He's Perfect In Every Way, But There's 1 Problem

LOL!!!!!!

it would be embarssing to bring in to a party...but i promise u i wouldnt even care...id be on a mission


he better gett in where he fits in...
You would be on a mission while he is sitting next to you watching becuz nobody wants that. He would be Mr. Lonely in the corner.
:lol:
 
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Awwwww look at tha little itsy witsy teensy thing awwwwwwwwww.

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lol

I couldn't help but giggle a little..it looks like my sons..awww and he's 4 months:smh:
 
Re: Ladies: You Meet Your Soulmate & He's Perfect In Every Way, But There's 1 Problem

Fucking Gross! Why didn't I use my cool Iris that MING put me on!!! :angry:


LABEL THREADS!!!! :angry:

BTW . . . :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: @ THAT dude!!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

LOL. . . I use my cool iris for everything now.
 
Re: Ladies: You Meet Your Soulmate & He's Perfect In Every Way, But There's 1 Problem

I've only messed with black men and after googling "1 inch penis"....

I only found pics of white men with little penises. I feel sorry for those desperate white house wives :(

And now I see why they love our men lol:hmm:
 
Re: Ladies: You Meet Your Soulmate & He's Perfect In Every Way, But There's 1 Problem

I've only messed with black men and after googling "1 inch penis"....

I only found pics of white men with little penises. I feel sorry for those desperate white house wives :(

And now I see why they love our men lol:hmm:


Trust hun,there are some out there.Lol
 
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:lol:You aint got to tell me twice:lol:

i hope im never in a position to make that decisions:puke:

mann...maybe we could be together...but we would have to be swingers or soemthing:smh:

:smh::lol:

If you dont want it, what makes you think somebody else will. You would be doing somebody wrong with that trade.
:lol:

:lol::lol:

Trust hun,there are some out there.Lol

C/S the whole all Black men have big penis's thing is a myth:smh:
 
Re: Ladies: You Meet Your Soulmate & He's Perfect In Every Way, But There's 1 Problem

I have some stories for her if she doesn't believe me


:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Giiiiiiirrrrrrrl ... I could back you up with a couple stories of my own:lol:It starts with my thumb ... and ends with his penis wasn't as big as it:lol::smh:Sorry LD ... I know ... double standard:o
 
Re: Ladies: You Meet Your Soulmate & He's Perfect In Every Way, But There's 1 Problem

Giiiiiiirrrrrrrl ... I could back you up with a couple stories of my own:lol:It starts with my thumb ... and ends with his penis wasn't as big as it:lol::smh:Sorry LD ... I know ... double standard:o

Haha, nah it's cool, it ain't me so I don't care, plus you weren't a hypocrite in this thread and in mine. You were consistent.
 
Re: Ladies: You Meet Your Soulmate & He's Perfect In Every Way, But There's 1 Problem

Trust hun,there are some out there.Lol

:lol:You aint got to tell me twice:lol:



:smh::lol:



:lol::lol:



C/S the whole all Black men have big penis's thing is a myth:smh:

Giiiiiiirrrrrrrl ... I could back you up with a couple stories of my own:lol:It starts with my thumb ... and ends with his penis wasn't as big as it:lol::smh:Sorry LD ... I know ... double standard:o


1. I DO want some stories.

2. Not that all men have big dicks...just that they don't have 2 inch ones. I have only messed with black men in my life and have never seen anything like it. I guess I'll call myself lucky!
 
Re: Ladies: You Meet Your Soulmate & He's Perfect In Every Way, But There's 1 Problem

:(:smh:

Thank god i don't have a wee wee that small I don't know what i'd do with myself.

Awwwww look at tha little itsy witsy teensy thing awwwwwwwwww.

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OMG i might be a cheatin mofo cuz I be horny like a mofo and penetration is a must on most occassions!

Women are such hypocrites.

I wonder if he has to go to therapy (psychological)?

woowww is tha even a real picture? smh


:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
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i didn't even know "stuff" like that existed. i'm scorn for life.
 
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