Ladies, what is the dumbest thing a dude has ever said to you?

[femmenoire]

Piggybacking on a BGOL thread but what are some of the things you've heard come out of a man's mouth that made you want to stop communicating with them altogether?


In regards to taking his child on one of the nights that him and my best friend had agreed upon, he called and said "I don't feel like babysitting tonight". I remember that night so vividly because I just wanted to go over there and beat his ass. But that wasn't my fight and needless to say, his dumb statement was the beginning of the end of that friendship.

An ex of mine had some teeth issues. When I asked him about getting them fixed, he said "I'm just keeping it real". Homey was an accountant and had very good insurance, so I dunno.

One of my closest friends went on a date with a guy not too long after she relocated to Jersey from Atlanta. He suggested a nice Ethiopian spot. She was impressed that he even ventured to an Ethiopian restaurant. But when they sat down to eat he was extremely annoyed that "hot wings" wasn't on the menu citing "all black people should know how to make hot wings".

 

[Iron]

This should be fun.

 

[CT's Finest]

This should be fun.

Hell yeah...

...I got my popcorn ready!


A girl I went to school with told me a guy came up to her in a club one night and asked "So who's eating your p*ssy tonight?".

 

[DeSiRe]

gosh where do i begin....

there was the guy who told me, "i must have sex to relive stress" as he cried...that was pretty lame

there was another guy who was trying to holla at me and he was like, "damn boo you are so sexy, with your baby teeth"

another guy who was trying to holla, "i stay with a roommate," i asked him if his "roommate" was a female, after further questioning he lives with his "ex girl" who JUST had his baby...just your "roomate"?!!

because i have a common name for a white girl and i live in the suburbs this one dude asked, "are you adopted?"...dumb ass

i found out a guy i was talking to was dating a soror of mine from a chapter 30mins away, his response when i confronted him , "i didnt think it was a big deal"...wdf

any guy that tells me he wants to "just see how it feels without a condom" or "put it in and take it out without a condom" gets dismissed

my ex complianed once that "i get my hair done too much"
a. i only get it done biweekly
b. i pay for it..hes not putting any money on it so who is he to tell me how to spend my money
c. he would have words if i walked around looking busted

i was at the club awhile back and this guy bought us some lollipops so we were eating them as we walked around the club, and this ugly ass african dude screams at me "YOU SUCK DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!", and i proceeded to cuss him out

im coming out the club and this white boy is like "Hey your hot!", im like "Thanks you are hot too"....then this fool says "yes we would have lovely jungle bunny babies together" wdf?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..thats all for now!

 

[absolutvodka]

gosh where do i begin....

there was the guy who told me, "i must have sex to relive stress" as he cried...that was pretty lame

there was another guy who was trying to holla at me and he was like, "damn boo you are so sexy, with your baby teeth"

another guy who was trying to holla, "i stay with a roommate," i asked him if his "roommate" was a female, after further questioning he lives with his "ex girl" who JUST had his baby...just your "roomate"?!!

because i have a common name for a white girl and i live in the suburbs this one dude asked, "are you adopted?"...dumb ass

i found out a guy i was talking to was dating a soror of mine from a chapter 30mins away, his response when i confronted him , "i didnt think it was a big deal"...wdf

any guy that tells me he wants to "just see how it feels without a condom" or "put it in and take it out without a condom" gets dismissed

my ex complianed once that "i get my hair done too much"
a. i only get it done biweekly
b. i pay for it..hes not putting any money on it so who is he to tell me how to spend my money
c. he would have words if i walked around looking busted

i was at the club awhile back and this guy bought us some lollipops so we were eating them as we walked around the club, and this ugly ass african dude screams at me "YOU SUCK DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!", and i proceeded to cuss him out

im coming out the club and this white boy is like "Hey your hot!", im like "Thanks you are hot too"....then this fool says "yes we would have lovely jungle bunny babies together" wdf?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..thats all for now!

that's what you get for giving honkies compliments

.

 

[DeSiRe]

lol!! i was soo drunk...but lets just say he knows never to say that again (at least to a black person)

 

[absolutvodka]

lol!! i was soo drunk...but lets just say he knows never to say that again (at least to a black person)

yeah blame it on the alcohol.....honkies will slip you that young GHB and that shit will change your life.

 

[DeSiRe]

yeah blame it on the alcohol.....honkies will slip you that young GHB and that shit will change your life.

ghb

what is that

 

[absolutvodka]

ghb

what is that

see......gamma-hydroxybutyrate aka the date rape drug.

 

[onyxfemme]

Long story short: Guy I was dating gave me a key to his house. I went over and his bedroom door was locked. I saw movement under the door. I was known for my temper, his cousin saw my face when I saw movement under the door and got up and ran out the house.
I kicked the door open and he was sitting on the bed hiding his face like I didnt see him. He was lying next to a big tittied thick naked chick. He said "I didnt fuck her, my cousin wouldnt leave her alone when she was taking a shower so I let her stay in here"

 

[femmenoire]

Damn y'all got some doozies!

 

[Cock Head Jones]

there was another guy who was trying to holla at me and he was like, "damn boo you are so sexy, with your baby teeth"

aww man I'm glad I stumbled into this thread. Where are you running into these cats?

 

[ladyscorpio]

Him- you know its ok if we don't use a condom...

Me-

Him- Wut? Wuts the worse that could happen

Me- *while simultaneously walking away*

 

[11_BRAVO]

Originally Posted by DeSiRe

african dude screams at me "YOU SUCK DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!



OH SH!T....Your participation to this thread has more than made my day, thank you.

 

[Harlem's Angel]

You wore a skirt so I figured you wanted to.

 

[Kazoo]

Long story short: Guy I was dating gave me a key to his house. I went over and his bedroom door was locked. I saw movement under the door. I was known for my temper, his cousin saw my face when I saw movement under the door and got up and ran out the house.
I kicked the door open and he was sitting on the bed hiding his face like I didnt see him. He was lying next to a big tittied thick naked chick. He said "I didnt fuck her, my cousin wouldnt leave her alone when she was taking a shower so I let her stay in here"

so what did you do to him

you didnt finish the story girl

 

[Chicutie]

gosh where do i begin....

there was the guy who told me, "i must have sex to relive stress" as he cried...that was pretty lame

there was another guy who was trying to holla at me and he was like, "damn boo you are so sexy, with your baby teeth"

another guy who was trying to holla, "i stay with a roommate," i asked him if his "roommate" was a female, after further questioning he lives with his "ex girl" who JUST had his baby...just your "roomate"?!!

because i have a common name for a white girl and i live in the suburbs this one dude asked, "are you adopted?"...dumb ass

i found out a guy i was talking to was dating a soror of mine from a chapter 30mins away, his response when i confronted him , "i didnt think it was a big deal"...wdf

any guy that tells me he wants to "just see how it feels without a condom" or "put it in and take it out without a condom" gets dismissed

my ex complianed once that "i get my hair done too much"
a. i only get it done biweekly
b. i pay for it..hes not putting any money on it so who is he to tell me how to spend my money
c. he would have words if i walked around looking busted

i was at the club awhile back and this guy bought us some lollipops so we were eating them as we walked around the club, and this ugly ass african dude screams at me "YOU SUCK DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!", and i proceeded to cuss him out

im coming out the club and this white boy is like "Hey your hot!", im like "Thanks you are hot too"....then this fool says "yes we would have lovely jungle bunny babies together" wdf?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..thats all for now!

Damn @ all of those!!!

so what did you do to him

you didnt finish the story girl

Oooo. . . yea. I wanna know too LOL

 

[onyxfemme]

so what did you do to him

you didnt finish the story girl

You have to understand this is when I use to dress, act & look like this:
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Bottom line: I was gonna just turn an leave but I saw a hammer...I started swinging he ran out but naked-She stood up in the bed (she was kind of hott now that I think of it) I swung hit her in the knee w/ the hammer, she fell down crying on the bed. I turned and left but smashed everything in site.
I jumped in my 87 Buick LaSabre bumping "Dip & Fall Back"

I am so ashamed...I was so young and stupid.

 

[almondcinnamon]

I told a guy I was dating that I went to see the movie Hotel Rwanda and that I was deeply moved and disturbed by the film, particularly the American government's failure to help stop the genocide. He was thoroughly confused. He said "why would there be genocide in a hotel?" He did not know Rwanda was a country

 

[Chicutie]

You have to understand this is when I use to dress, act & look like this:

Bottom line: I was gonna just turn an leave but I saw a hammer...I started swinging he ran out but naked-She stood up in the bed (she was kind of hott now that I think of it) I swung hit her in the knee w/ the hammer, she fell down crying on the bed. I turned and left but smashed everything in site.
I jumped in my 87 Buick LaSabre bumping "Dip & Fall Back"

I am so ashamed...I was so young and stupid.

OMG. . . Onyx. LOL @ you looking like Patra back in the day

I just imagined you bursting in the room like, "My property is my property!" (first line of the video)

Don't be ashamed though. . . . I had done some stuff 10x as stupid

 

[Iron]

Bottom line: I was gonna just turn an leave but I saw a hammer...I started swinging he ran out but naked-She stood up in the bed (she was kind of hott now that I think of it) I swung hit her in the knee w/ the hammer, she fell down crying on the bed. I turned and left but smashed everything in site.
I jumped in my 87 Buick LaSabre bumping "Dip & Fall Back"

I am so ashamed...I was so young and stupid.

lmao.
I was feeling a lil off today but this and the two other threads on the main board made me feel a whole lot better.

 

[femmenoire]

I told a guy I was dating that I went to see the movie Hotel Rwanda and that I was deeply moved and disturbed by the film, particularly the American government's failure to help stop the genocide. He was thoroughly confused. He said "why would there be genocide in a hotel?" He did not know Rwanda was a country

WHAT THE FUCK?????????????????????

 

[LoneStar29]

Long story short ... he asked me to give him head ... I said no just that one time cuz I was in a rush and had to go ... he said he wished "insert his last girls name here" was there instead of me cuz she always did whatever he asked her to doneedless to say he never got head or pussy again from me

 

[almondcinnamon]

WHAT THE FUCK?????????????????????

Exactly. Never talked to him again after that. Ignorance is never bliss.

 

[Andeyhollawho]

Long story short ... he asked me to give him head ... I said no just that one time cuz I was in a rush and had to go ... he said he wished "insert his last girls name here" was there instead of me cuz she always did whatever he asked her to doneedless to say he never got head or pussy again from me

 

[DeSiRe]

this one dude told me...

"you look just like my daughter...i call her 'freaky j'...i bet u freaky aint you"

super creepy

 

[Mo-Better]

gosh where do i begin....

there was the guy who told me, "i must have sex to relive stress" as he cried...that was pretty lame

there was another guy who was trying to holla at me and he was like, "damn boo you are so sexy, with your baby teeth"

another guy who was trying to holla, "i stay with a roommate," i asked him if his "roommate" was a female, after further questioning he lives with his "ex girl" who JUST had his baby...just your "roomate"?!!

because i have a common name for a white girl and i live in the suburbs this one dude asked, "are you adopted?"...dumb ass

i found out a guy i was talking to was dating a soror of mine from a chapter 30mins away, his response when i confronted him , "i didnt think it was a big deal"...wdf

any guy that tells me he wants to "just see how it feels without a condom" or "put it in and take it out without a condom" gets dismissed

my ex complianed once that "i get my hair done too much"
a. i only get it done biweekly
b. i pay for it..hes not putting any money on it so who is he to tell me how to spend my money
c. he would have words if i walked around looking busted

i was at the club awhile back and this guy bought us some lollipops so we were eating them as we walked around the club, and this ugly ass african dude screams at me "YOU SUCK DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!", and i proceeded to cuss him out

im coming out the club and this white boy is like "Hey your hot!", im like "Thanks you are hot too"....then this fool says "yes we would have lovely jungle bunny babies together" wdf?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..thats all for now!

You need to write a book!

 

[Chicutie]

this one dude told me...

"you look just like my daughter...i call her 'freaky j'...i bet u freaky aint you"

super creepy

 

[shanebp1978]

DAMN!!!! Not to derail but . . .

I think there is so much spirit in this Patra video.

How many people in Hip Hop over the years have sampled, Miles Davis's, " Bitches Brew ". Dude was pure genius.

1st to mind is, Heavy D - You Can't See What I Can See

[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/fdP__23p5uE&hl=en[/flash]

When I hear music, I start to see it, I gotta search my mental database and match up the colors or I'll just go crazy, I can't function!



Then in Patra's video, you got the celebration of African Diaspora cultures. Bikes in JA, Impala's in CA!!! Strong Women stand in both lands!

That's a beautiful vibe.

You have to understand this is when I use to dress, act & look like this:
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[melonpecan]

I'm in the club. 18. He ask how old I am. I reply. What do I get?


"Let's do a R.Kelly."

 

[Kazoo]

You have to understand this is when I use to dress, act & look like this:
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Bottom line: I was gonna just turn an leave but I saw a hammer...I started swinging he ran out but naked-She stood up in the bed (she was kind of hott now that I think of it) I swung hit her in the knee w/ the hammer, she fell down crying on the bed. I turned and left but smashed everything in site.
I jumped in my 87 Buick LaSabre bumping "Dip & Fall Back"

I am so ashamed...I was so young and stupid.

thats wild

btw - I always thought Patra was kinda hott

 

[femmenoire]

I'm in the club. 18. He ask how old I am. I reply. What do I get?


"Let's do a R.Kelly."

GROSS!!!!!

 

[absolutvodka]

I'm in the club. 18. He ask how old I am. I reply. What do I get?


"Let's do a R.Kelly."

i wouldn't even have asked how old you were.

 

[footluva]

Ladies if i'm not the 1st then let me be the 1st to apologize for ALLLL the dumb stuff that came out of my mouth while drunk and/or sober...





i said something saturday at this spot called the 5 Seasons here in Bmore. i took a picture of this sexy ass-big breasted-caramel complected woman and i told her she looked high on the picture and she looked at me with this look that could've killed. at that point I knew i wasn't going to be able to "holla" at her. i just walked away and drank my PATRON.

 

[Harlem's Angel]

Ladies if i'm not the 1st then let me be the 1st to apologize for ALLLL the dumb stuff that came out of my mouth while drunk and/or sober...





i said something saturday at this spot called the 5 Seasons here in Bmore. i took a picture of this sexy ass-big breasted-caramel complected woman and i told her she looked high on the picture and she looked at me with this look that could've killed. at that point I knew i wasn't going to be able to "holla" at her. i just walked away and drank my PATRON.

PUT DOWN THE PATRON AMIGO!