Ladies, do you become sexually aroused when coming across a man using Apple products?

[tuckdog]

Re: Ladies, do you become sexually aroused when coming across a man using Apple produ

Def one of the best characters on here. His prose is spot on.

 

[The Ghost of Steve Jobs]

Re: Ladies, do you become sexually aroused when coming across a man using Apple produ

Post them bad mufucahs. I need to see this.

I must be honest, you were not the direct sender of these images. You, in a fit of sexual heat, apparently forwarded them to gentleman who peruses BGOL. He was kind enough, after visiting this thread and appreciating the sublime nature of my advances, to deposit these images into my Private Messaging inbox. I am not cross referencing these images with other posters who similarly claim to have similar images of your body in compromising scenarios.


Steve

 

[GET YOU HOT]

Re: Ladies, do you become sexually aroused when coming across a man using Apple produ

Let me guess, you retired from Apple so that you could post on BGOL/SOL, more frequently...

 

[melonpecan]

Re: Ladies, do you become sexually aroused when coming across a man using Apple produ

I must be honest, you were not the direct sender of these images. You, in a fit of sexual heat, apparently forwarded them to gentleman who peruses BGOL. He was kind enough, after visiting this thread and appreciating the sublime nature of my advances, to deposit these images into my Private Messaging inbox. I am not cross referencing these images with other posters who similarly claim to have similar images of your body in compromising scenarios.


Steve

Come on...we both know you ain't got all this (motions towards the caramel that is Melonpecan). But by all means, if you do think you got the real deal and not a Shanghai iStore knockoff feel free to post or inbox me.

I do like your snappy comeback though

Let me guess, you retired from Apple so that you could post on BGOL/SOL, more frequently...

 

[SickMyDuck]

Re: Ladies, do you become sexually aroused when coming across a man using Apple produ

I must be honest, you were not the direct sender of these images. You, in a fit of sexual heat, apparently forwarded them to gentleman who peruses BGOL. He was kind enough, after visiting this thread and appreciating the sublime nature of my advances, to deposit these images into my Private Messaging inbox. I am not cross referencing these images with other posters who similarly claim to have similar images of your body in compromising scenarios.


Steve

Come on...we both know you ain't got all this (motions towards the caramel that is Melonpecan). But by all means, if you do think you got the real deal and not a Shanghai iStore knockoff feel free to post or inbox me.

I do like your snappy comeback though

Y'all stupid!

 

[The Ghost of Steve Jobs]

Re: Ladies, do you become sexually aroused when coming across a man using Apple produ

Come on...we both know you ain't got all this (motions towards the caramel that is Melonpecan). But by all means, if you do think you got the real deal and not a Shanghai iStore knockoff feel free to post or inbox me.

I do like your snappy comeback though

I am highly aroused. My iRod is fully charged and available for use for 10-12 hours. Tell me your location and I will have my G5 pick you up at the nearest airport. We can fly to a destination of your choosing, my iCock ramming your buxom hindquarters as I stand in the aisle, your limber body splashed across seats of the finest Corinthian leather outlined with ermine detailing, your face inches away from the window from which you may gaze at the deepest blue hues of the Pacific Ocean, not knowing which dotted paradise my plane will disembark at, your body being thrust to and fro with a tender and loving violence, the consistency of which has caused the skin on your knees to to redden from the contact with the seat to the point at which you are hoping I turn you over or permit you to mount me so that you may control the pacing and depth of our loving.

I will continue this discussion at a later time.


Steve

 

[melonpecan]

Re: Ladies, do you become sexually aroused when coming across a man using Apple produ

Uh...


...that was sort of a turn on...but don't tell nobody.

 

[Izayoi]

Re: Ladies, do you become sexually aroused when coming across a man using Apple produ

iRod

 

[SickMyDuck]

Re: Ladies, do you become sexually aroused when coming across a man using Apple produ

"...buxom hindquarters..."

 

[M.H.C.]

Re: Ladies, do you become sexually aroused when coming across a man using Apple produ

This cat Steve..............

 

[Uncontainable_Spirit]

Re: Ladies, do you become sexually aroused when coming across a man using Apple produ

I am highly aroused. My iRod is fully charged and available for use for 10-12 hours. Tell me your location and I will have my G5 pick you up at the nearest airport. We can fly to a destination of your choosing, my iCock ramming your buxom hindquarters as I stand in the aisle, your limber body splashed across seats of the finest Corinthian leather outlined with ermine detailing, your face inches away from the window from which you may gaze at the deepest blue hues of the Pacific Ocean, not knowing which dotted paradise my plane will disembark at, your body being thrust to and fro with a tender and loving violence, the consistency of which has caused the skin on your knees to to redden from the contact with the seat to the point at which you are hoping I turn you over or permit you to mount me so that you may control the pacing and depth of our loving.

I will continue this discussion at a later time.


Steve

Wait what? LOL!!

 

[haitian1]

Re: Ladies, do you become sexually aroused when coming across a man using Apple produ

Man I missed BGOL this is the only Message board that"ll make my day just a little bet better.