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Ladies, do you become sexually aroused when coming across a man using Apple products?

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Say you walk into your neighborhood coffee shop. You notice one man bent over, knee deep in a mountain of books, notepads and a laptop of undetermined origins/manufacture. Right next to him there is a man similarly situated but the corner of your eye catches the ubiquitous yet sublime outline of a Macbook - the soft pewter grays, brushed aluminum and then the coup de grace - the apple insignia - symbolizing disposable income and a form over function mentality that is quite attractive.

At what point does your vagina start leaking?
 
Re: Ladies, do you become sexually aroused when coming across a man using Apple produ

GTFOHWTBS....1st warning...
 
I'm sure Dusty, I mean Divine gets plenty of play

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Re: Ladies, do you become sexually aroused when coming across a man using Apple produ

apple products were designed to attracted men to other men.. thats why they had the rainbow apple at first.. it was some sort of fag code...
 
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:lol: WTF?
 
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Omg :lol:
 
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Mrfreddygoodbud said:
apple products were designed to attracted men to other men.. thats why they had the rainbow apple at first.. it was some sort of fag code...
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apple-logo.jpg
 
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Fuck apple and their lil dog too
 
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Steve Jobs said:
Say you walk into your neighborhood coffee shop. You notice one man bent over, knee deep in a mountain of books, notepads and a laptop of undetermined origins/manufacture. Right next to him there is a man similarly situated but the corner of your eye catches the ubiquitous yet sublime outline of a Macbook - the soft pewter grays, brushed aluminum and then the coup de grace - the apple insignia - symbolizing disposable income and a form over function mentality that is quite attractive.

At what point does your vagina start leaking?
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
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Mrfreddygoodbud said:
apple products were designed to attracted men to other men.. thats why they had the rainbow apple at first.. it was some sort of fag code...
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no rebuttal or explanation on this claim Steve???
 
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Steve Jobs said:
Say you walk into your neighborhood coffee shop. You notice one man bent over, knee deep in a mountain of books, notepads and a laptop of undetermined origins/manufacture. Right next to him there is a man similarly situated but the corner of your eye catches the ubiquitous yet sublime outline of a Macbook - the soft pewter grays, brushed aluminum and then the coup de grace - the apple insignia - symbolizing disposable income and a form over function mentality that is quite attractive.

At what point does your vagina start leaking?
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:eek:

Funniest Post of the Week

:dance:
 
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Mrfreddygoodbud said:
apple products were designed to attracted men to other men.. thats why they had the rainbow apple at first.. it was some sort of fag code...
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Good sir, you appear disproportionately concerned with the sexual proclivities of male homosexuals. My trusted assistant Divine has forwarded to my desk a quick research memo detailing several disturbing trends in which a topic that is clearly non sexual in nature is interrupted by your apparent fascination with sex between men. If you like I can produce these records. Rest assured they have been screen shot (Command-Shift-3 for those lucky enough to have a Mac machine), so backdated edits are useless. Despite these transgressions, know that Apple hires regardless of sexual orientation. We provide the same benefits for our employees in same sex relationships as we do to heterosexuals such as I. Please do not hesitate to discuss these issues with an HR coordinator if you ever decide you would like to work for my, I mean our, company.
 
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^^^

Oh hell naw :lol:
 
Re: Ladies, do you become sexually aroused when coming across a man using Apple produ

Steve Jobs said:
Say you walk into your neighborhood coffee shop. You notice one man bent over, knee deep in a mountain of books, notepads and a laptop of undetermined origins/manufacture. Right next to him there is a man similarly situated but the corner of your eye catches the ubiquitous yet sublime outline of a Macbook - the soft pewter grays, brushed aluminum and then the coup de grace - the apple insignia - symbolizing disposable income and a form over function mentality that is quite attractive.

At what point does your vagina start leaking?
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OnyxFemme said:
GTFOHWTBS....1st warning...
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:lol:
 
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Thank you for the nipple images melonpecan.

They look quite delectable.


Steve
 
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This cat is hilarious! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
Re: Ladies, do you become sexually aroused when coming across a man using Apple produ

Steve Jobs said:
Good sir, you appear disproportionately concerned with the sexual proclivities of male homosexuals. My trusted assistant Divine has forwarded to my desk a quick research memo detailing several disturbing trends in which a topic that is clearly non sexual in nature is interrupted by your apparent fascination with sex between men. If you like I can produce these records. Rest assured they have been screen shot (Command-Shift-3 for those lucky enough to have a Mac machine), so backdated edits are useless. Despite these transgressions, know that Apple hires regardless of sexual orientation. We provide the same benefits for our employees in same sex relationships as we do to heterosexuals such as I. Please do not hesitate to discuss these issues with an HR coordinator if you ever decide you would like to work for my, I mean our, company.
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:lol::lol::lol::lol: a fag is a fag is a fag.. let my post speak for itself..

present them like you present fag apple products..


its all good mr jobs I am just fuckin wit cha...

no homo.... so dont be gettin all moist....
 

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