Yo this looks hilariously bad but there are some legit martial arts icons in there... Tony Jaa
Nick Cage a wild dude man lmao
Nick Cage a wild dude man lmao
It does answer the age-old question "What if Nick Cage was in Predator?" It's pretty much exactly what I imagined.
Yo this looks hilariously bad but there are some legit martial arts icons in there... Tony Jaa
Nick Cage a wild dude man lmao
Cac got an Asian fetishNicolas Cage, 56, holds hands with a mystery woman
Nicolas Cage was seen holding hands with a mystery woman on Saturday when he attended the Independent Spirit Awards in Santa Monica, California.www.dailymail.co.uk
No , no I cannot his first wife is so fine . Fresh Korean ass.Can you blame him?
No , no I cannot his first wife is so fine . Fresh Korean ass.
I ain't even mad.
I AM mad that Macaulay Culkin is currently smashing this:
I ain't even mad.
I AM mad that Macaulay Culkin is currently smashing this:
They are supposed to be battling this epic alien warrior but are able to hold him off with thin metal pipes?!? Oh and the alien resembles the alien from Meatballs 3. Some fight scenes are POV which look horrible coupled with CGI that looked even worse.
He's broke, he doesn't turn down any roles.
One of my favs but...that dope is not goin to smoke it self..
JITSU JOKE
PRAISE: When Nicolas Cage finally shows up at least he provides some laughs with his quirky and weird performance . some of the kills are funny.Oh and the animated CGI got some unintentional laughs out of me too.
PROBLEMS: The running amnesia thread in this flick.....HORRIBLE
One of the most terribly inconsistent movies I have ever watched.
This Predator rip off is laced with beyond weak action sequences.They are supposed to be battling this epic alien warrior but are able to hold him off with thin metal pipes?!? Oh and the alien resembles the alien from Meatballs 3. Some fight scenes are POV which look horrible coupled with CGI that looked even worse.Dont get me started on the inserted comic book panels.
Watching Cage in his scenes i wondered how much he got paid for this should have gone straight to the SYFY channel flick.
Scale of 1 to 10 a 2
Damn, a @joneblaze review?!
I’m honored, thanks for the hilarious breakdown. Imma still watch this garbage fire at some point—bad action movies are my jam lol
Nicolas Cage fights evil animatronic mascots in Willy's Wonderland
Nicolas Cage takes on a gang of possessed animatronics in the campy horror flick Willy's Wonderland, which hits theaters and streaming services February 12.www.dailymail.co.uk