Yo this looks hilariously bad but there are some legit martial arts icons in there... Tony Jaa 
Nick Cage a wild dude man lmao
Nick Cage a wild dude man lmao
Jiu Jitsu: Latest Nick Cage Movie With Nary A Leg Lock Or Throw
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That was prob the whole pitch meeting lmao...
yea man this is some bullshit lmao, Imma watch it tho
Nicolas Cage, 56, holds hands with a mystery woman
Nicolas Cage was seen holding hands with a mystery woman on Saturday when he attended the Independent Spirit Awards in Santa Monica, California.
Working on one of his next projects ...
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Nicolas Cage shoots scenes with Pedro Pascal film scenes in jeep
The Ghost Rider actor, 56, and his Chilean-American co-star, 45 are pursued by motorcyclists in their off-road jeep on Tuesday for a scene in their upcoming film, The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.
Nicolas Cage and Pedro Pascal continue filming new movie in Croatia
He's spent the past several days shooting scenes for his new movie The Unbearable Weight Of Massive Talent in Croatia, alongside co-star Pedro Pascal.
Nicolas Cage shoots The Unbearable Weight Of Massive Talent
Narcos star Pedro, 45, appeared to be passed out or sleeping in the passenger seat as he sat beside Nicolas, 56, while speeding through the streets of Dubrovnik.
Yo this looks hilariously bad but there are some legit martial arts icons in there... Tony Jaa
Nick Cage a wild dude man lmao
The premise is almost as ridiculous as a cac mastering the orient. The shit looks mad silly but I might watch it in a pinch.
Cac got an Asian fetishNicolas Cage, 56, holds hands with a mystery woman
Nicolas Cage was seen holding hands with a mystery woman on Saturday when he attended the Independent Spirit Awards in Santa Monica, California.
No , no I cannot his first wife is so fine . Fresh Korean ass.
I always say that every TV/movie pitch is basically: "Like ______, but with ______". Meaning that every pitch session uses a recognizable and established idea as a point of reference, and then explains how it is (or in most cases) isn't exactly like that premise.
The pitch for this movie was clearly, "Like Mortal Kombat, but with the Predator thrown in." Or conversely, "Like Predator, but with a Mortal Kombat tournament thrown in." Which honestly would sell to most major studios. Attaching Nic Cage is just the cherry on top.
As dumb as this looks (as mentioned, the trailer seems to have disturbing lack of Jiu Jitsu...), I'm on board. Worst case scenario, I have a fun night yelling things at my TV screen.
The pitch for this movie was clearly, "Like Mortal Kombat, but with the Predator thrown in." Or conversely, "Like Predator, but with a Mortal Kombat tournament thrown in." Which honestly would sell to most major studios. Attaching Nic Cage is just the cherry on top.
As dumb as this looks (as mentioned, the trailer seems to have disturbing lack of Jiu Jitsu...), I'm on board. Worst case scenario, I have a fun night yelling things at my TV screen.
I ain't even mad.
I AM mad that Macaulay Culkin is currently smashing this:
Looks good and terrible. (Dips off to the basement)
Macaulay Culkin and Brenda Song enjoy break in Paris
Macaulay Culkin was pictured enjoying a romantic holiday with girlfriend of four months Brenda Song in Paris on Wednesday
JITSU JOKE
PRAISE: When Nicolas Cage finally shows up at least he provides some laughs with his quirky and weird performance . some of the kills are funny.Oh and the animated CGI got some unintentional laughs out of me too.
PROBLEMS: The running amnesia thread in this flick.....HORRIBLE
One of the most terribly inconsistent movies I have ever watched.
This Predator rip off is laced with beyond weak action sequences.They are supposed to be battling this epic alien warrior but are able to hold him off with thin metal pipes?!? Oh and the alien resembles the alien from Meatballs 3. Some fight scenes are POV which look horrible coupled with CGI that looked even worse.Dont get me started on the inserted comic book panels.
Watching Cage in his scenes i wondered how much he got paid for this should have gone straight to the SYFY channel flick.
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PRAISE: When Nicolas Cage finally shows up at least he provides some laughs with his quirky and weird performance . some of the kills are funny.Oh and the animated CGI got some unintentional laughs out of me too.
PROBLEMS: The running amnesia thread in this flick.....HORRIBLE
One of the most terribly inconsistent movies I have ever watched.
This Predator rip off is laced with beyond weak action sequences.They are supposed to be battling this epic alien warrior but are able to hold him off with thin metal pipes?!? Oh and the alien resembles the alien from Meatballs 3. Some fight scenes are POV which look horrible coupled with CGI that looked even worse.Dont get me started on the inserted comic book panels.
Watching Cage in his scenes i wondered how much he got paid for this should have gone straight to the SYFY channel flick.
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He lost a lot of money in the Bernie Madoff con job.
Damn, a @joneblaze review?!
I’m honored, thanks for the hilarious breakdown. Imma still watch this garbage fire at some point—bad action movies are my jam lol
Damn, a @joneblaze review?!
I’m honored, thanks for the hilarious breakdown. Imma still watch this garbage fire at some point—bad action movies are my jam lol
@joneblaze always posts the classic reviews. Must-reads for the good & bad movies.
Nicolas Cage fights evil animatronic mascots in Willy's Wonderland
Nicolas Cage takes on a gang of possessed animatronics in the campy horror flick Willy's Wonderland, which hits theaters and streaming services February 12.
The past 5 years and change for Cage ...
I read Nick Canon instead of Nick Cage.
Was REALLY confused.
Was REALLY confused.
Shit looks entertaining.
Nicolas Cage fights evil animatronic mascots in Willy's Wonderland
Nicolas Cage takes on a gang of possessed animatronics in the campy horror flick Willy's Wonderland, which hits theaters and streaming services February 12.
I watched this over the weekend.
It was not great. It was slightly entertaining however. Probably because I'm familiar with the Five Nights at Freddy's video game series and the nostalgia behind birthday parlors is laughable. Very 80s B movie-ish but...Cage Rage.
Edit: I've watched it 3 times.
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First Pics from Nicolas Cage's 5th Marriage, to 26-Year-Old in Las Vegas
Nicolas Cage got married for a 5th time.
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Nicolas Cage, 56, ties the knot for the 5TH TIME in Las Vegas
The Oscar-winning actor married Shibata in an intimate wedding at the Wynn Casino and Hotel in Sin City back on February 16, DailyMail.com can exclusively reveal.
Nicolas Cage pictured with wife Riko Shibate a year before wedding
The 57-year-old actor beamed as he went on a horse carriage ride through New York City's Central Park with his then-future bride, 26, in March 2020.
