I'm Not Trying To Clown, But Is There A Scientific Explanation For Why Gay Men....

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...talk with a lisp?

So, I'm visiting family in SC, and I go visit my cousin. She is a choir director, and her choir came over for dinner.

Well, there were about six obviously gay dudes that came over, and I swear five of them spoke with a lisp.

Why?

I mean, lesbians don't talk with a lisp. Why can't you be gay and not talk like an imbecile? Do they do that because they think it's cute?

My brain is wired really weird, and inexplicable things really annoy the fuck out of me. Like, my mind demands answers to shit, so I asked them all at one time, 'Hey, look - I'm not tryin' to clown or anything, but why do you all talk like that?"

Homo 1: Talk like wha-it?

Me: All of you dudes talk with a lisp. I don't come across a lot of people who talk with lisps, but for some reason every guy in here, with the exception of one, talks with a lisp.

They didn't know either.

I know this isn't a BGOL-friendly topic, but I figured mailboxpimp or Rick Spanish could chime in an enlighten me.

 

[MaximusBlaque]

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i used to ask not only with a lisp

but all with the exact same accent

from beijing or boston all sound the same



that is why i think that shit is all make-believe

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i used to ask not only with a lisp

but all with the exact same accent

from beijing or boston all sound the same



that is why i think that shit is all make-believe

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If it's make believe, there are a lot of motherfuckers committed as hell to the lie.

 

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[The Untouchable GDFOLKS]

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Cause their fagot asses are trying to emulate females and that is how they thing women sound.

 

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Cause their fagot asses are trying to emulate females and that is how they thing women sound.

Ding ding!! winner.. They are trying to emulate women.

 

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Cause their fagot asses are trying to emulate females and that is how they thing women sound.

LOL.

I wouldn't doubt it. They can talk all that 'it's normal' shit, but there is obviously something wrong with those people's wiring.

A few examples:

- How does injecting females or male hormones into your body MAKE you that sex? It's a little bit more complicated than that.

- I remember reading this guy saying a butch stepped to him because he was talking to her woman, and dude said, 'I'm not fighting a woman." The butch was like, 'I ain't no woman, I'm a motherfucking man!"

- ....and my business partner told me a butch approached her in Wal-Mart parking lot, unzipped her pants, and showed off her strapped on penis.

She said she later asked her sister - who is lesbian - and she said a lot of butches walk around wearing strapons. A fake dick they put on with their clothing.




But THAT'S normal?

One day, they will be calling everything normal in the name of equality.

 

[Mr.Chuckles]

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[The Untouchable GDFOLKS]

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LOL.

I wouldn't doubt it. They can talk all that 'it's normal' shit, but there is obviously something wrong with those people's wiring.

A few examples:

- How does injecting females or male hormones into your body MAKE you that sex? It's a little bit more complicated than that.

- I remember reading this guy saying a butch stepped to him because he was talking to her woman, and dude said, 'I'm not fighting a woman." The butch was like, 'I ain't no woman, I'm a motherfucking man!"

- ....and my business partner told me a butch approached her in Wal-Mart parking lot, unzipped her pants, and showed off her strapped on penis.

She said she later asked her sister - who is lesbian - and she said a lot of butches walk around wearing strapons. A fake dick they put on with their clothing.




But THAT'S normal?

One day, they will be calling everything normal in the name of equality.

Thats what I dont understand about fagots...If you are a sweet ass nigga and love men why do you want a twirling fairy that is trying to emulate a woman? It doesnt make sense.

 

[ShortyCumStain]

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I remember reading this guy saying a butch stepped to him because he was talking to her woman, and dude said, 'I'm not fighting a woman." The butch was like, 'I ain't no woman, I'm a motherfucking man!"