if you were a NBA prospect...

[lazarus]

Name the 5 teams you would hate to go because of living or culture there.

Team Name	Arena Name	Arena Location	Seating Capacity	Opening Year
Atlanta Hawks	State Farm Arena	Atlanta, Georgia	18,118	1999
Boston Celtics	TD Garden	Boston, Massachusetts	18,624	1995
Brooklyn Nets	Barclays Center	Brooklyn, New York	17,732	2012
Charlotte Hornets	Spectrum Center	Charlotte, North Carolina	19,077	2005
Chicago Bulls	United Center	Chicago, Illinois	20,917	1994
Cleveland Cavaliers	Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse	Cleveland, Ohio	19,432	1994
Dallas Mavericks	American Airlines Center	Dallas, Texas	19,200	2001
Denver Nuggets	Pepsi Center	Denver, Colorado	19,520	1999
Detroit Pistons	Little Caesars Arena	Detroit, Michigan	20,491	2017
Golden State Warriors	Chase Center	San Francisco, California	18,064	2019
Houston Rockets	Toyota Center	Houston, Texas	18,055	2003
Indiana Pacers	Bankers Life Fieldhouse	Indianapolis, Indiana	17,923	1999
Los Angeles Clippers	Staples Center	Los Angeles, California	19,068	1999
Los Angeles Lakers	Staples Center	Los Angeles, California	19,068	1999
Memphis Grizzlies	FedEx Forum	Memphis, Tennessee	17,794	2004
Miami Heat	American Airlines Arena	Miami, Florida	19,600	1999
Milwaukee Bucks	Fiserv Forum	Milwaukee, Wisconsin	17,500	2018
Minnesota Timberwolves	Target Center	Minneapolis, Minnesota	18,978	1990
New Orleans Pelicans	Smoothie King Center	New Orleans, Louisiana	16,867	1999
New York Knicks	Madison Square Garden	New York City, New York	19,812	1968
Oklahoma City Thunder	Chesapeake Energy Arena	Oklahoma City, Oklahoma	18,203	2002
Orlando Magic	Amway Center	Orlando, Florida	18,846	2010
Philadelphia 76ers	Wells Fargo Center	Philadelphia, Pennsylvania	20,478	1996
Phoenix Suns	Talking Stick Resort Arena	Phoenix, Arizona	18,055	1992
Portland Trail Blazers	Moda Center	Portland, Oregon	19,441	1995
Sacramento Kings	Golden 1 Center	Sacramento, California	17,583	2016
San Antonio Spurs	AT&T Center	San Antonio, Texas	18,418	2002
Toronto Raptors	Scotiabank Arena	Toronto, Ontario	19,800	1999
Utah Jazz	Vivint Smart Home Arena	Salt Lake City, Utah	18,306	1991
Washington Wizards	Capital One Arena	Washington, D.C.	20,356	1997

 

[lazarus]

Mine is

Salt Lake City - too much whiteness
San Antonio - no good looking women
Cleveland - appearance, nothing to do
Boston - racist fans
Milwaukee - cold and boring

 

[playahaitian]

Utah
Sacramento
Indiana
Orlando
Wizards

 

[playahaitian]

Mine is

Salt Lake City - too much whiteness
San Antonio - no good looking women
Cleveland - appearance, nothing to do
Boston - racist fans
Milwaukee - cold and boring

Because of such a strong culture I could see going to SA.

Milwaukee infrastructure seems very solid too

But overall I agree

 

[BlackGoku]

Sacramento
New York - great city but the management of the Knicks is horrible and the owner doesn't seem to care
Salt Lake City
Minneapolis
Cleveland

 

[kuervogold]

1 through 5 is Utah, but I'll play along
1.salt lake (doesn't need an explanation)
2. Indiana ( shit franchise with some bum ass women)
3. Sacramento (terribly shit franchise in a boring city)
4. Okc (like 3 good places to eat in the whole area)
5. Milwaukee (good franchise in downtown pseudo Syria, no Thanks)
Boston barely escaped this list, racist ass region, but... Mad cape verdean, and Dominican broads around.

 

[BlackGoku]

Mine is

Salt Lake City - too much whiteness
San Antonio - no good looking women
Cleveland - appearance, nothing to do
Boston - racist fans
Milwaukee - cold and boring

Is this true? I remember Barkley was joking about it but i wasn't sure if he was serious..

 

[kuervogold]

Sacramento
New York - great city but the management of the Knicks is horrible and the owner doesn't seem to care
Salt Lake City
Minneapolis
Cleveland

I would've put minny too, but they have some bad ass east African ladies up that way. With some good food options surprisingly

 

[kuervogold]

Utah
Sacramento
Indiana
Orlando
Wizards

I'd go to orlando to just beat Spanish broads

 

[Llano]

Is this true? I remember Barkley was joking about it but i wasn't sure if he was serious..

Its true.

 

[lazarus]

Is this true? I remember Barkley was joking about it but i wasn't sure if he was serious..

they are just overweight, and exercise and eating right is not done usually.

 

[bgbtylvr]

Utah, Portland, Indiana, Cleveland, Okc.

But I would gladly sign with whoever wants me and buy my crib elsewhere.

 

[HIGH CALIBER]

Dallas - b/c of owner Mark Cuban need I say more

Boston- notorious for racist city & fans at major sport team

Toronto- been to Canada twice both n the Winter time no thanks

LA Laker- Refuse to be embarrassed on the court playing w/ Westbrick

Brooklyn- Kyrie

 

[BlackGoku]

I would've put minny too, but they have some bad ass east African ladies up that way. With some good food options surprisingly

I never realized that there was such a large presence up there especially with how cold it gets..good to hear...still too cold for me though, plus I feel like i would have to walk up and slap Kirk cousins for stealing money from the Vikings for all these years...

 

[Kemo07]

Utah
Milwaukee
Boston
Cleveland
Indiana

 

[woodchuck]

Utah
Indy
Orlando
San Antonio
New York (Not while Dolan owns the team. If the Knicks were under better ownership, then I'd put Sacramento or the Bucks here.)

 

[Van Allen]

Indy, Denver, San Antonio, Toronto.....Atlanta

 

[REDLINE]

Boston, Cleveland, Sacramento, Utah, Oklahoma, Indiana, Denver, Milwaukee and Minnesota.

I know you said 5 but I don’t wanna go to all those teams!

Orlando, Dallas or San Antonio either

 

[Coldchi]

Utah
Cleveland
Milwaukee
Indiana
Minnesota

 

[smoovejazz]

1 through 5 is Utah, but I'll play along
1.salt lake (doesn't need an explanation)
2. Indiana ( shit franchise with some bum ass women)
3. Sacramento (terribly shit franchise in a boring city)
4. Okc (like 3 good places to eat in the whole area)
5. Milwaukee (good franchise in downtown pseudo Syria, no Thanks)
Boston barely escaped this list, racist ass region, but... Mad cape verdean, and Dominican broads around.

Your list was exactly the same as mine.

 

[Helico-pterFunk]

Utah

Portland (would rather play for Seattle if their team was still around)

Milwaukee

Phoenix (hear from the sports media who live there that the weather / heat can be intense at times)

Boston (I scan the crowd and it looks like there are plenty of assholes & hardly any bad bishes)

 

[kuervogold]

I never realized that there was such a large presence up there especially with how cold it gets..good to hear...still too cold for me though, plus I feel like i would have to walk up and slap Kirk cousins for stealing money from the Vikings for all these years...

Cheese head here. Buying that man a bottle.

 

[kuervogold]

Your list was exactly the same as mine.

I think there's a general consensus on the wackest ass cities to be a nba pro in. Racist white folks with no biddies around equates to a terrible time.

 

[kuervogold]

Indy, Denver, San Antonio, Toronto.....Atlanta

Damn Toronto? It gets cold yeah, but many... And I mean many good varieties of the female species.

 

[gman4gov]

Utah
Cleveland
Milwaukee
Indiana
Minnesota

This!

 

[BGLR1212000]

Cleveland, Utah and Minnesota are the only "hell no" teams for me.

 

[jack walsh13]

Mine is

Salt Lake City - too much whiteness
San Antonio - no good looking women
Cleveland - appearance, nothing to do
Boston - racist fans
Milwaukee - cold and boring

Good list

 

[Better]

It's hard, because I can definitely name more than five.

Eh ... Utah, Atlanta, Boston, Detroit, Memphis.

Teams that could have very easily made the list: Cleveland. Indiana. Philly. San Antonio. Miami. Orlando.

 

[cnc]

Cleveland, Utah and Minnesota are the only "hell no" teams for me.

The weather is brutal, but there’s some bad chicks floating around Minneapolis, don’t sleep.

 

[lazarus]

Utah, Portland, Indiana, Cleveland, Okc.

But I would gladly sign with whoever wants me and buy my crib elsewhere.

this dude staying away from poor white folks lol

 

[militantmidget]

Utah - goes without saying

San Antonio - Churro eatin women and tumbleweeds

Sacramento - If it ain't L.A. or the bay I don't wanna live in Cali

Oklahoma City - Can't do it...won't do it

Orlando - If it ain't Miami, I have no interest in Florida

My top 5 cities would be

1. Miami
2. NYC
3. L.A.
4. Houston
5. Atlanta

 

[lazarus]

Utah

Portland (would rather play for Seattle if their team was still around)

Milwaukee

Phoenix (hear from the sports media who live there that the weather / heat can be intense at times)

Boston (I scan the crowd and it looks like there are plenty of assholes & hardly any bad bishes)

imagine smashing some masculine boston ho shouting haaarder, haaarder

 

[yasky777]

Indy is great due to taxes, easy access to other cities and great fan support.

 

[Helico-pterFunk]

imagine smashing some masculine boston ho shouting haaarder, haaarder

No way, no how. The stuff of absolute nightmares!

 

[playahaitian]

imagine smashing some masculine boston ho shouting haaarder, haaarder

No way, no how. The stuff of absolute nightmares!