If u fucking, do you require your woman to shower after she shit?

[max-dawg]

you stay sayin this bruh you in the land of the ass eaters, take that cool off

ole ass eatin ass nig

say man, eating/licking ass is fucking disgusting...who would ever do that on-purpose?



see, one day, I'm gon learn how to control my pussy eating enthusiasm, & i won't be making these "mistakes" of licking ass in the future.

until then, my girl be enjoying my errors in pussy eating (wild, berserker) style. i guess she's happy...cause she be cumming like a gusher. :smile:



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[shaddyvillethug]

Yo I'm dyin

 

[MissMighty]

you take them csi dumps huh?

Lol that's the goal.

 

[LSN]

air bourne boo boo pathogens

*fuckin dies*

 

[LSN]

If u fucking, do you require your woman to shower after she shit? ....yes. All shit aside I had a bad experience with my ex-wife. I got home from work. She was all dolled up and smelling good. I hit the shower, and went in the bedroom for some action. Decided to put my tounge in her ass since I had never done that to her. I found corn. I can laugh now. But I sure as hell didn't then.

Oh God I just literally fuckin shuddered

 

[LSN]

I read all this shit....

I didn't...is that nigga using sandpaper to wipe???

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

I didn't...is that nigga using sandpaper to wipe???

when i saw the brown sandpaper i didn't read any of that.
he be sanding his soul

 

[dHustla]

Ok, I got some of the cottonelle flushable wipes while I was in the store and shat as soon as I got home.

They work pretty good. I found all kinda shit that I don't usually get.

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[J.E.T.S]

Ok, I got some of the cottonelle flushable wipes while I was in the store and shat as soon as I got home.

They work pretty good. I found all kinda shit that I don't usually get.

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First of all... shat.

Lastly.. shit you don't usually get? ... Stanky booty ass young man. Lol.

I been wetting tissue and using wet wipes since da beginning of time. I wipe until there's NOTHING... not one line of yella/brown residue can be on my tissue before I do the final dry off wipe.

I try not to shit in public due to the placement of sinks outside da stalls . If I'm forced to do so... I usually wet a couple bundles of tissue and line them hoes up somewhere in da stall before the shit.

This real life shit right here. lol

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[shaddyvillethug]

I'm still dead @ the brown paper bag wipes

 

[J.E.T.S]

I'm still dead @ the brown paper bag wipes

Man... bruh.. niggas ain't got no shame or sense here.

Kats got a shit complex... gotta get damn near naked to shit looollolol. Bruh said he take his shirt, shoes, and errrthang off to shit comfortably. I couldn't catch my breath from laughing. I seriously got a headache off reading that. Lmaooo

Lemme catch some crusty ass toes creeping into my space from underneath da stall next door... um loud to stomp dem bitches thinking its a rat or sumn'.

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[shaddyvillethug]

I need one of those super power flush jawns

And WTF @ at niggas using towels?

 

[Naha-Nago]

say man, eating/licking ass is fucking disgusting...who would ever do that on-purpose?



see, one day, I'm gon learn how to control my pussy eating enthusiasm, & i won't be making these "mistakes" of licking ass in the future.

until then, my girl be enjoying my errors in pussy eating (wild, berserker) style. i guess she's happy...cause she be cumming like a gusher. :smile:



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Plausible deniability 'see what happen was' balloon knot licking nigga! You ain't slick!


When will you remove the shroud of denial and join the cult of chocolate starfish munchers.

JOIN US!


*two cents*

 

[J.E.T.S]

Yo Dhustla, this you?

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[shaddyvillethug]

nah that ain't enough

that whole bowl would be wrapped if it was for me.

and plus my shits be a hour.

 

[ballscout1]

yo itchy ass just can't bet ovet this whole clean ass thing huh

"man fuck y'all niggas...all bathin and shit. y'all niggas gay."

y'all just doing to much...

 

[sammyjax]

nah that ain't enough

that whole bowl would be wrapped if it was for me.

and plus my shits be a hour.

if i gotta go public i put that shit straight on mummy returns b

 

[shaddyvillethug]

if i gotta go public i put that shit straight on mummy returns b

famo....

 

[sammyjax]

famo....

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

he said stuff he don't usually get


walking around with the brown streak

can't let nobody else do his laundry

i don't do public toilets that aren't hotels stuff like that. ain't enough seat covers in the world
i don't trust foreign seats that's a no go


mouse with the csi dumps he be taking a huge dump then tell her dude she in there just cleaning the bathroom

 

[shaddyvillethug]

i don't need no shit "debrees" coming close to me.

i'd be wrappin that shit up like tommy in bootycall.

and maxdawg if u eati from da back what u expect?

nasty rotten summabitch

 

[ZuluSam]

On the real though, ain't none of you Knegrows spontaneous??? I have fucked outside, on the beach, in a tent, in a bathroom, in an office, of course a car, in a club, and on and on......some chicks like excitement and spontaneity.....

But ya'll some ole, "know thank you ma'am...i can't fuck you in this here car on the beach because I only have sex with a woman after they shower.".....

For Real!

 

[sammyjax]

On the real though, ain't none of you Knegrows spontaneous??? I have fucked outside, on the beach, in a tent, in a bathroom, in an office, of course a car, in a club, and on and on......some chicks like excitement and spontaneity.....

But ya'll some ole, "know thank you ma'am...i can't fuck you in this here car on the beach because I only have sex with a woman after they shower.".....

For Real!

RIF b

niggas just don't want to fuck a chick right after she shit w/o a shower.

damn.

 

[code_pirahna]

say man, eating/licking ass is fucking disgusting...who would ever do that on-purpose?



see, one day, I'm gon learn how to control my pussy eating enthusiasm, & i won't be making these "mistakes" of licking ass in the future.

until then, my girl be enjoying my errors in pussy eating (wild, berserker) style. i guess she's happy...cause she be cumming like a gusher. :smile:



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Um...after she gets out of the bathtub/shower...im licking armpits and assholes.....

Please judge me...idgaf

 

[sammyjax]

my nigga said armpits

 

[max-dawg]

Plausible deniability 'see what happen was' balloon knot licking nigga! You ain't slick!


When will you remove the shroud of denial and join the cult of chocolate starfish munchers.

JOIN US!


*two cents*

100% of the time, i have never fully intended on licking my girl's ass. it's just that when i get into a good, deep, pussy-eating rhythm, sometimes, i zone-out... and my eye goes crooked like debo... and i lose control of my tongue.

she be making all kinds of noises... grunting.
i be making all kinds of noises... grunting.

man, all kinds of grunting and hollerin and other bullshit be going on. my house is equipped with adequate fuck buffers tho... just in-case it gets too loud.

i don't need no shit "debrees" coming close to me.

i'd be wrappin that shit up like tommy in bootycall.

and maxdawg if u eati from da back what u expect?

nasty rotten summabitch

when i suck her pussy doggystyle, i 'peel' dat ass waaaaaay to the front so that my nose is NEAR dat asshole but not ON dat asshole. understand?

i rarely come-up for air when i have a mouf fulla pussy, so dat asshole must be extremely clean... cause breathing thru my nose is my only means of survival during doggystyle pussy-eating sessions.


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[largebillsonlyplease]

what max doggy dogg ain't sharing is that he lost his sense of smell on them oil rigs so its nothing but air when he got his nose in the rear end

one of yall try that if you want to

 

[code_pirahna]

100% of the time, i have never fully intended on licking my girl's ass. it's just that when i get into a good, deep, pussy-eating rhythm, sometimes, i zone-out... and my eye goes crooked like debo... and i lose control of my tongue.

she be making all kinds of noises... grunting.
i be making all kinds of noises... grunting.

man, all kinds of grunting and hollerin and other bullshit be going on. my house is equipped with adequate fuck buffers tho... just in-case it gets too loud.







when i suck her pussy doggystyle, i 'peel' dat ass waaaaaay to the front so that my nose is NEAR dat asshole but not ON dat asshole. understand?

i rarely come-up for air when i have a mouf fulla pussy, so dat asshole must be extremely clean... cause breathing thru my nose is my only means of survival during doggystyle pussy-eating sessions.


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Um....I m not mad at this man for anything that he has written.....

 

[J.E.T.S]

Ya'll niggas be eatin' da pussy hole?... nah fam... you gotta focus on da clit. Suck that shit like a Hoover wet vac. Bootyhole licking is to revive her freakiness when she drift off due to lazy head. A nigga tongue and jaws need an assist every now n' then.

I spread bitches ass until it damn near rip. I be inspecting like a mug before going to town on dat azz.

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[shaddyvillethug]

my nigga said armpits

im dyin

100% of the time, i have never fully intended on licking my girl's ass. it's just that when i get into a good, deep, pussy-eating rhythm, sometimes, i zone-out... and my eye goes crooked like debo... and i lose control of my tongue.

she be making all kinds of noises... grunting.
i be making all kinds of noises... grunting.

man, all kinds of grunting and hollerin and other bullshit be going on. my house is equipped with adequate fuck buffers tho... just in-case it gets too loud.







when i suck her pussy doggystyle, i 'peel' dat ass waaaaaay to the front so that my nose is NEAR dat asshole but not ON dat asshole. understand?

i rarely come-up for air when i have a mouf fulla pussy, so dat asshole must be extremely clean... cause breathing thru my nose is my only means of survival during doggystyle pussy-eating sessions.


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dead @ peel da ass

Ya'll niggas be eatin' da pussy hole?... nah fam... you gotta focus on da clit. Suck that shit like a Hoover wet vac. Bootyhole licking is to revive her freakiness when she drift off due to lazy head. A nigga tongue and jaws need an assist every now n' then.

I spread bitches ass until it damn near rip. I be inspecting like a mug before going to town on dat azz.

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icbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

 

[dHustla]

I'm still dead @ the brown paper bag wipes

Nawl, they just the plain paper towels for drying your hands. They are rougher than toilet tissue.

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[dHustla]

I'm thinkin 'bout puttin that "niggus got the shit game fucked up" and "coco got the shit game on lock" in my sig!

Classic!

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[ShortyCumStain]

Ya'll niggas be eatin' da pussy hole?... nah fam...

And what we have here is a young man that doesn't know how to munch da box good & efficiently.

 

[shaddyvillethug]

im still dyin @ maxdawg goin scuba divin.

nigga said his breathing techinques go by da way the pussy is.

im still cryin

 

[shaddyvillethug]

And what we have here is a young man that doesn't know how to munch da box good & efficiently.

u gotta go scuba divin one day jets.

gotta get ya facewet by the natural juices