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If u fucking, do you require your woman to shower after she shit?
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still can't believe he said he was getting shit he don't usually get
still can't believe he said he was getting shit he don't usually get
Nigga. You know good & well I was in troll mode
Coco, you fold & wipe twice?!
Wth????
I use new tissue and that's as far as I'm going with that.
Wth????
Back to front?Ok, ok...... I'ma stop
That Cottonelle shit might as well be that rough ass industrial grade toilet tissue that be in most public bathrooms. That shit hurts. Angel Soft ain't shit neither.
So my woman rolls into bed after she shit, and expects me to fuck her.. I'm like HELL DA FUCK NO, GO WASH UP!
she refuses and say "we married, you need to grow up." long story short, I roll over and fall asleep without touching her, now she giving me the scrunchface
So am I being immature? Should the fact that we married negate the need to shower b4 fucking?
Fuck that shit... I had a chick in college and right before i broke up with her i fucked her and her ass and pussy had that ass/pussy smiell. You know the shit pussy smell. Made it even more easier to break up with her. Nasty ass shit. I like to keep the image of my girl clean, don't want to know about her dropping deuces. Same goes for me if im going to fuck or get head im going to wash up. i'm not letting a girl go down on me knowing that i didn't wipe or shower after shitting. You think they like to smell shit while sucking your dick?
That Cottonelle shit might as well be that rough ass industrial grade toilet tissue that be in most public bathrooms. That shit hurts. Angel Soft ain't shit neither.
Cottonelle leave lil beads of tissue paper trapped in ass hair stubble. No thanks.
Sent Collect from the Fulton County Correctional Facility using pay phone.
This thread is worth the price of admission!!
Seriously, a shower after shitting is the preferred choice, a wet wipe if a shower is not feasible. If neither of those two options are available then approach wiping your ass like crossing the street.....wipe both ways cause you never know which way some shit might come.
Seriously, a shower after shitting is the preferred choice, a wet wipe if a shower is not feasible. If neither of those two options are available then approach wiping your ass like crossing the street.....wipe both ways cause you never know which way some shit might come.
keone fuck w/me about them wet wipes about once a month since this thread
Same here
Sniff test too dammit
D-Town be doing brown lines
I like to eat booty. Bitch, you gotta wash them hind parts.
Fuck that. I wanna feel that natural wet. I'on want water to make it wet. I need to feel that poo poo gettin' sticky.
Ewwww
U like that goey poo poo
U like that goey poo poo
This thread never gets old.
And thanks to some great public service announcements in this thread I have been loyal on that wet wipes game. Thanks BGOL.
Yes.
Just saw this on FB. Wild!
People Use A Bidet For The First Time:
People Use A Bidet For The First Time:
I swear to you...a scoop of this in your morning water or juice
the Guar Gum in the fiber makes your shit like some crazy rubbery type thing that barely leaves anything behind
all of this
id rather she shower before sex regardless. aint no such thing as spur of the moment sex. if we gonna do it we both gonna be at our freshest, last thing i need is a hint of all day asshole aroma to smack me in the face while im hittin from the back
Just saw this on FB. Wild!
People Use A Bidet For The First Time:
Hilarious
When I get my next house I want have a bidet in all bathrooms
I want no rubbery do doo
lil hefner, you old enough to stink yet?
nicca got them heavy cannon ball turds.
cot damn, man...go eat some greens or supplement some psyllium in your diet.
sent from Max's G-Note III
lil hefner, you old enough to stink yet?
nicca got them heavy cannon ball turds.
cot damn, man...go eat some greens or supplement some psyllium in your diet.
sent from Max's G-Note III
In a game of 21
Everybody stinks
Yea I been eating brocoli lately
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