If I See One More Person On This Board Tell THIS Lie...

[4North1Side2]

Yo the comments in the Jet beauty of the week audition had me straight up. Dudes were really calling them beautiful females ugly and busted. The internet really fucked up some of our heads.

 

[assmaster1]

exceptions to every rule.

She can suck my dick but I would not fuck her.
Only because I think she can lick my balls at the same time

"Yeah...She aiight. I wouldn't fuck her, but she could give me head."

Man...Quit gotdayum lying. You talk that shit on the board so folks can think you're some kind of player with standards, which is why you get to choose who you fuck and the chicks who are only worthy of giving you head. In case nobody ever sets this lie straight, MaximusBlaque is gonna do it right now. You WOULD fuck. Unless the chick is ass ugly, in which you wouldn't even let her give you head, you'd be damn near busting a nut before you got your pants unzipped. So stop lying, fellas. Shit makes you look bad. ​

 

[Upgrade Dave]

"Yeah...She aiight. I wouldn't fuck her, but she could give me head."

Man...Quit gotdayum lying. You talk that shit on the board so folks can think you're some kind of player with standards, which is why you get to choose who you fuck and the chicks who are only worthy of giving you head. In case nobody ever sets this lie straight, MaximusBlaque is gonna do it right now. You WOULD fuck. Unless the chick is ass ugly, in which you wouldn't even let her give you head, you'd be damn near busting a nut before you got your pants unzipped. So stop lying, fellas. Shit makes you look bad. ​

 

[Upgrade Dave]

Yo the comments in the Jet beauty of the week audition had me straight up. Dudes were really calling them beautiful females ugly and busted. The internet really fucked up some of our heads.

Don't blame the internet. Those heads were already fucked up. The net just gave them a forum to exhibit the damage.

 

[yaBoi]

no sir, i beg to differ.

i got you beat by one vitiligo bitch and one midget.

 

[Mo-Better]

Max, keep living and I'll guarantee you you'll meet some chick that for whatever reason you won't fuck.

 

[NewyorkRealTalk]

There's some ugly women who I let give me oral sex that I wanted to never ever take a chance of knocking up. Condoms or not. Nope, you'll never get me in you.

"Inside Every Cynical Person, There's A Disappointed Idealist "

ReZound.

 

[NewyorkRealTalk]

I never really cared what another dude did with his dick

Because nobody believes anyone on bgol has different opinions than theirs or lives different.

"Inside Every Cynical Person, There's A Disappointed Idealist "

ReZound.

 

[Count23]

This thread is funny as hell.

 

[Theo_Huxtable]

Yo the comments in the Jet beauty of the week audition had me straight up. Dudes were really calling them beautiful females ugly and busted. The internet really fucked up some of our heads.

That shit was crazy. E-standards...​

 

[FIVEFIVE]

I know a dude thats no woman's first or second choice and the nigga is bitter and has so called

"standards" for a woman's appearance that are way above what he can actually pull.

The women I seen him actually with are trash. It's an ego thing. Some of you have standards

but most of you couldn't pull women if they had handles on them. it just is what it is.

 

[4North1Side2]

I know a dude thats no woman's first or second choice and the nigga is bitter and has so called

"standards" for a woman's appearance that are way above what he can actually pull.

The women I seen him actually with are trash. It's an ego thing. Some of you have standards

but most of you couldn't pull women if they had handles on them. it just is what it is.

lol Reminds me of this exchange below. Scorp called this chick busted, (I guess she took off her other pic but she was in shape) but wants to take home miss piggy.

Up next It's child's play with online baggin. Just have to not give a fxck.

Wow, your standards are mad low.

I like this one.

I know, I know, we all like what we like...

 

[FIVEFIVE]

lol Reminds me of this exchange below. Scorp called this chick busted, (I guess she took off her other pic but she was in shape) but wants to take home miss piggy.

I know, I know, we all like what we like...

I dig.

I see the photo above and don't have a problem with either woman's appearance.

I just hate when muthafukas standards are questioned when its just a matter of preference.

Stop being a faggot.

 

[bajanbadman]

i've actually let chicks just give me head, busted and rolled..... but honestly most of the chicks posted here shit on them and would get the D.
maybe dudes here really do have super high standards.

 

[NewyorkRealTalk]

I will say some dudes do try to hard trying to impress other dudes with there supposed taste. 2 one 3 comes to mind, he does alot of to fat chicks and constantly in Nicki Minaj threads talking "fuck plastic bitches" but than he was going crazy over Lola body in another thread.

I'mma give him the benefit of the doubt and say he was trying to keep the positivity of female posters posting pics and vid's of themselves.

Alot of these dudes remind me of my cousin, this dude constantly puts his ugly obese ex-girl on a pedestal like she the sexiest thing all because that's the only woman who gave him play but constantly being the biggest judge of the sexy fit women.

Shots fired I think.

"Inside Every Cynical Person, There's A Disappointed Idealist "

ReZound.

 

[FIVEFIVE]

i've actually let chicks just give me head, busted and rolled..... but honestly most of the chicks posted here shit on them and would get the D.
maybe dudes here really do have super high standards.

No they don't.

Choices in babymothers negate this theory.

 

[Lola]

I will say some dudes do try to hard trying to impress other dudes with there supposed taste. 2 one 3 comes to mind, he does alot of to fat chicks and constantly in Nicki Minaj threads talking "fuck plastic bitches" but than he was going crazy over Lola body in another thread.

So, Thread Critic/Gregory, how many screen names you have bitch?

Why are you so obssessed with 2 one 3 dick? A lot of dudes liked my videos, but you won't leave 2 one 3 alone. WHY?

Keep my screen name off your keystrokes bitch. Again, I look better than a lot of women posted here and I'm about 90% sure I look better than your girl, IF you have one.

 

[Naha-Nago]

Now I ain't going to say I'd fuck EVERY bitch that graced BGOL but I have never let my ego or the ego of others fuck up things for my dick.


And it has served me well.

*two cents*

 

[THREAD_CRITIC]

So, Thread Critic/Gregory, how many screen names you have bitch?

Why are you so obssessed with 2 one 3 dick? A lot of dudes liked my videos, but you won't leave 2 one 3 alone. WHY?

Keep my screen name off your keystrokes bitch. Again, I look better than a lot of women posted here and I'm about 90% sure I look better than your girl, IF you have one.

I know this bitch is psycho but even I'm lost here at wtf she's talking about....anybody who doesn't like you is the same person...lol bitch stick to eating

 

[marcvoi]

i've been saying that for years on here...

i've NEVER seen a heterosexual dude in my life be as picky as most of these cats on here try to come off...too fake

 

[THREAD_CRITIC]

So, Thread Critic/Gregory, how many screen names you have bitch?

Why are you so obssessed with 2 one 3 dick? A lot of dudes liked my videos, but you won't leave 2 one 3 alone. WHY?

Keep my screen name off your keystrokes bitch. Again, I look better than a lot of women posted here and I'm about 90% sure I look better than your girl, IF you have one.

I know this bitch is psycho but even I'm lost here at wtf she's talking about....anybody who doesn't like you is the same person...lol bitch stick to eating

 

[UptempoDro]

I will say some dudes do try to hard trying to impress other dudes with there supposed taste. 2 one 3 comes to mind, he does alot of to fat chicks and constantly in Nicki Minaj threads talking "fuck plastic bitches" but than he was going crazy over Lola body in another thread.

 

[PLEX]

"Yeah...She aiight. I wouldn't fuck her, but she could give me head."

Man...Quit gotdayum lying. You talk that shit on the board so folks can think you're some kind of player with standards, which is why you get to choose who you fuck and the chicks who are only worthy of giving you head. In case nobody ever sets this lie straight, MaximusBlaque is gonna do it right now. You WOULD fuck. Unless the chick is ass ugly, in which you wouldn't even let her give you head, you'd be damn near busting a nut before you got your pants unzipped. So stop lying, fellas. Shit makes you look bad. ​

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