my nukka tshirt .....
I just heard a good joke. Y'all got any?
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my nukka t-shirt .....
That shit not funny
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LMBAO
A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar. Bartender asks the rabbit "what'll yah have?"
Rabbit shrugs. Says "I don't know. I'm only here because of autocorrect."
Rabbit shrugs. Says "I don't know. I'm only here because of autocorrect."
The United States is the land of the free
and
The United States is making the world safe for democracy
and
The United States is making the world safe for democracy
Love it
Hey world, did you hear the one about the Russian spy who became president?
Three bulls lived on a dairy farm. The larger serviced 10 cows. The medium serviced 5. The baby bull serviced 2.
One day The farmer arrives with a large trailer. He unlatches the gate and out clomps the largest, meanest, angriest bull the farm has ever seen. He glares and snorts at the other three.
The larger bull says "wow he looks pissed. I'll give him half my cows to keep him off my back.
Medium bull says "fuck it. He can have all my cows."
The baby bull snorts back and stomps the ground with his hoof.
The other two ask "what the hell are you doing? He'll kill you!"
Baby bull replies "At least he'll know I'm not a cow."
Joke or life lesson? You decide.
One day The farmer arrives with a large trailer. He unlatches the gate and out clomps the largest, meanest, angriest bull the farm has ever seen. He glares and snorts at the other three.
The larger bull says "wow he looks pissed. I'll give him half my cows to keep him off my back.
Medium bull says "fuck it. He can have all my cows."
The baby bull snorts back and stomps the ground with his hoof.
The other two ask "what the hell are you doing? He'll kill you!"
Baby bull replies "At least he'll know I'm not a cow."
Joke or life lesson? You decide.
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