How to clean up your credit report (GUARANTEED)!

[badboyyawdie]

This post is in response to Rick Ronson. And to all the other brothers out there who need help out there.

When I was in college. What worked for me, I mean this shit would drive them crazy to the point of not even calling b/c they would get so pissed. The funny shit is it didnt even show up on my credit report after this. I shouldnt even be telling anybody this for the simple fact that it works too damn good! This shit is top secret. If it works I want you to let me know!
If you want to see what it is scroll down.















The secret is to go full retard. Dont laugh b/c this shit works. What I did was say the words "eh heh" after anything they asked me. Ex: Is your name john doe "eh heh" Your are aware you owe us 3,000 grand "eh heh". Why do you keep saying eh heh. "eh heh" You get the picture. If you answer every call with "eh heh" they wont call you anymore. Make sure to send in your dispute letters written by a "Caregiver" from "Manor care" (It can be any type of nursing aid facility, shit make up a name) This gives them the impression that they dealing with a total retard. I did this shit for a year my credit report is spotless and I got a 700+ credit score!!

Im current reworking my mortgage right now with this same approach!

You will have them feeling like this lady!

Anybody else have any other approaches let us know!

 

[Andeyhollawho]

Come on cuz. Don't fuck people up like that! You know somebody gonna try this shit.

 

[master-ceo]

OMG I learn something new here every time I log on. "eh heh"

 

[badboyyawdie]

Come on cuz. Don't fuck people up like that! You know somebody gonna try this shit.

You think im joking. Im serious as a heart attack! If you in troubled times and you've tried everyhting this wont hurt. I suggest doing this if you actually owe the money. I actually owed 3k to discover. If you dont owe it and have a valid case dont try it!

 

[Flawless]

interesting

 

[BigDaddyBuk]

Lmao!

 

[JerZ]

 

[redemption]

Lmao

 

[big_black68]

Man I'm fucking crying over this shit!!!

 

[Beeiii]

Never go full retard!!!!

 

[Spectrum]

 

[SamSneed]

i went from hearing john todd to this

 

[blooo]

too funny man

 

[badboyyawdie]

Never go full retard!!!!

in this case it works, bra. This aint no tropic thunder shit. This is the real deal, and I aint holyfield! Ya digg...

 

[KAPE KRUSADER]

 

[badboyyawdie]

Mexican dont need to go full retard. All they gotta do is answer the phone "Alo,, jes dis is Manny rodriguez" The bill collectors already know what time it is!

 

[bayzay]

Mexican dont need to go full retard. All they gotta do is answer the phone "Alo,, jes dis is Manny rodriguez" The bill collectors already know what time it is!

thats wrong

 

[Desert Eagle]

Y'all Niccas wildin today..

 

[chizzy216]

Imma try this wit sprint"eh heh"

 

[Makkonnen]

this a proven method - just a variation on the nutcase

search creditboards for nutcase

 

[badboyyawdie]

this a proven method - just a variation on the nutcase

search creditboards for nutcase

Whats the nutcase in short form?

 

[badboyyawdie]

 

[Amajorfucup]

You will have them feeling like this lady!

Fucking awesome.

LMAO!!!!

 

[sliccpulla]

 

[DAYNE]

 

[Makkonnen]

Whats the nutcase in short form?

nutcase letters are just letters that point out every little detail and try to show whoever youre talkin to that youre a petty nutjob that they are better off not dealing with
youre just taking that shit a lil further whatever works bruh

 

[blaQue Ice]

Creative ..... And A Little Troubling .....

 

[ScroogeMcDuck]

Im definitely doing that shit!!!! LMAO

 

[badboyyawdie]

Im definitely doing that shit!!!! LMAO

Let me know how it work out. These niggas laughing like it aint the truth. I bet everyone of them is practicing there inner retard right now!

 

[darth frosty]

Never go full retard!!!!

 

[Silva_bak_gorilla]

You think im joking. Im serious as a heart attack! If you in troubled times and you've tried everyhting this wont hurt. I suggest doing this if you actually owe the money. I actually owed 3k to discover. If you dont owe it and have a valid case dont try it!

That is some straight bullshit. I work for a credit card company and some people have tried that. before companies would just write the shit off because they were making a profit and really didnt give a damn but now shit is tight. try that shit now and i guarantee that they will write back asking for caregiver information and dunning(asking for payment) them on the ground that they should have never allowed you to get a card. Shit is tight now credit cards are real aggressive. Once you check your report and find out its at a 500 you would really be saying "eh eh"

 

[badboyyawdie]

That is some straight bullshit. I work for a credit card company and some people have tried that. before companies would just write the shit off because they were making a profit and really didnt give a damn but now shit is tight. try that shit now and i guarantee that they will write back asking for caregiver information and dunning(asking for payment) them on the ground that they should have never allowed you to get a card. Shit is tight now credit cards are real aggressive. Once you check your report and find out its at a 500 you would really be saying "eh eh"

What agency you work for?
Ole lying ass nucca! I could have said I went to the zoo and shitted on dr. truths ole chimp lookin mom and there would be some nicca saying. Naw Nicca I work for the zoo, dr truths mom live wit some lady who feeds her lobster and xanax!

 

[BDR]

I had to pull over and get out of the car this some funny shit

 

[Carolina_Bully]

Mexican dont need to go full retard. All they gotta do is answer the phone "Alo,, jes dis is Manny rodriguez" The bill collectors already know what time it is!

More proof this is the funniest thread of 2009!! OP and this got me dying!!

 

[beof]

Mexican dont need to go full retard. All they gotta do is answer the phone "Alo,, jes dis is Manny rodriguez" The bill collectors already know what time it is!

OH SHIT