How old were you when you had your last physical fight?

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Not a shoving match w/ your cousin at Thanksgiving, but an all out brawl with intent to inflict harm.

Mine was 4th grade. Kid had just moved into the neighborhood and I was running shit amongst my little friends at the time. Man, we got into it and little did I know homie came from a tough background - tough as in being removed by child protective services and re-homed. In our fight, he was bobbing and weaving like a 1980s version of Floyd Mayweather. Got my ass whooped and had the black eye to prove it. Like most kids, we later became friends, but he started gang banging as we got older.

The last day I saw him was as he was hitting on school buses on the last day of school looking for some rival gang members, and wearing a red bandana. That same summer, he and his uncle tried to force a grown man out of his vehicle and the old man killed them both w/ a shotgun. Seeing his body in that casket stayed with me for years.
 
10th grade, so 15. I only remember because it was at school in the cafeteria, so they were trying real hard to charge us because it was a "riot zone." But I was 15 so they couldnt.
 
Bout 23 years old. Downtown San Antonio, drinking and party with the crew at some bar/lounge. Somebody started some shit with dude(my roomate's friend) that we were hanging out with that night. Swung on my man, I jump in lit the dude up with about 10 punches.(probably broke a knuckle). Dude was laid out bloody(Mexican dude) his black homeboy just came and picked him up off the ground. Grab my girl and said lets get the fuck up outta here cause I know what happens if the cops show up. Got some mini tacos for the first ever that night and murdered my girl's pussy. Perfect night.
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Off the top of my head, I was in the Marine Corps - Camp Pendleton: Del Mar. I was fuckin wit this chick who was married, but she told me that she was divorced. When my people told me the truth, I let that hoe go..... She didn't like that so she told her dude that I would not leave her alone. One night he came looking for me at the barracks, and she was with him. I just got finished "beatin the cakes" of this chick from Detroit and walking her to her barracks. I stopped in the duty hut, and they popped in like some ole poorly casted villains. On my mama, the scenario went a LOT like this (w/o the knife)

After I was finished, I walked to my rook with the door open, cause I knew the MP's was comin. 1stSGT called me out in front of the entire battalion for Monday formation and laughed about it.
 
Like 15 years ago, Latin Quarters NYC VIP section 4am, club was closing.
Long story short, some dude sucker punched my older bro on his birthday. Big mistake.
We were at least 20 deep vs small table of maybe 6 papa heads (Queens South american dudes)
Chaos, bottles flying, ice buckets on the floor, slipping in my Stacey Adams, female cousin cracked a dude with a Johnnie Walker bottle:lol:
Good times.
 
Whooped my first ass when I was 6.
Between grades 2-12, I had about 11 school yard beefs.
17-1 record :) from a combination of street fights/school fights/ring fights.
 
Alot of Asswhoopin Nigros on BGOL! :giggle:


My last fight was in 2006. I remember it like it was yesterday. I used to work for Evil Angel as a stunt double for Justin Slayer. An industry secret is that most male porn actors are just the face for the covers, but stunt doubles like myself did most of the initial fucking then they would reshoot the ending scenes with the porn dudes. I got my foot in the door by fucking Carmel which led to me doing most of the fucking in all of the Alldatazz, Mami Culo Grande, and Bootytalk series. The ladies liked me so much that most of the big booty ones would negotiate in their contracts for me to be the stunt double for their scenes. It was easy money, so every other weekend, I'd hop in the Lambo, drive to LA, fuck for 3-4 hours, get put up in the Four Seasons LA, and drive back. Sometimes I'd stop in Compton to rob some gang members for some easy money before I headed back.

So on this particular day, I was shooting the Ass Everywhere https://www.adultfilmdatabase.com/video/71037/ass-everywhere/ series. As usual, Pinky, Beauty Dior, and Cherokee were on set arguing other over who would get the dick first. At the time, Evander Holyfield was dating Cherokee and I didn't like how he was looking at me so I told Cherokee that if she wanted the dick, she would have to tell that Milk Dud headed nigro to leave. Oops... actually, scratch that fight, I almost forgot that my last fight actually was in 2013 on the Fortune Cookie Pussy 2 set. https://www.adultfilmdatabase.com/video/101603/fortune-cookie-pussy-2/ . It was filmed in mainland China. I put in 2 hours of work fucking Mika Tan and they didn't want to pay me. Talkin bout I fucked her too hard so they wanted to deduct the mileage I put on her pussy. I told them muthafukkas that if they didn't have my Yuan, I would have the entire film crew touching everything on that set. What I didn't know was that the set was next door to a Kung Fu Dojo which was owned by the same owner of the Film production company. Instead of explaining how it went down, i'll just post the security footage.
 
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Couple years ago when I had to do 90 days in county over some bullshit. Young boy though it was sweet. Tried to take, when all he had to do was ask. I would have gave him a deck of cards. We had store every 2 weeks. I wasn't even tripping. I had two decks. Didn't gamble, all I did was play solitaire. The whole situation was dumb and could have been avoided.
 
25yr old. I was a bike courier for law offices in Downtown Miami (most fun job I ever had). I've always had a hate/hate relationship with security guards. This particular spanish dude was always talking to me like he was my boss or some shit. One day, I come downstairs, and he is on my bike.

Him: Didn't I tell you not to park your bike here?
Me: Get off my bike
... I repeated myself 3 times. When he didn't move, I grabbed him by both shoulders and threw him off. He hopped up on some "lets tussle" shit. Punched him 4 or 5 times, he ran back in the building and I hauled ass. (He never threw a punch). He didn't call the cops, but he called my job. My job didnt assign me any more deliveries to that building.
 
Actual fight, me and the other guy trying to hurt each other....like age 15/16.
Have had to use violence to control others (pulling somebody off somebody else, subduing them) much more recently.


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^SpiderMan^ said:
Alot of Asswhoopin Nigros on BGOL! :giggle:


My last fight was in 2006. I remember it like it was yesterday. I used to work for Evil Angel as a stunt double for Justin Slayer. An industry secret is that most male porn actors are just the face for the covers, but stunt doubles like myself did most of the initial fucking then they would reshoot the ending scenes with the porn dudes. I got in the game by most of the fucking in all of the Alldatazz, Mami Culo Grande, and Bootytalk series and the ladies liked me so much that most of the big booty ones would negotiate for me be the stunt double for their scenes. It was easy money, so every other weekend, I'd hop in the Lambo, drive to LA, fuck for 3-4 hours, get put up in the Four Seasons LA, and drive back. Sometimes I'd stop in Compton to rob some gang members for some easy money before I headed back.

So on this particular day, I was shooting the Ass Everywhere https://www.adultfilmdatabase.com/video/71037/ass-everywhere/ series. As usual, Pinky, Beauty Dior, and Cherokee were on set fighting each other over who would get the dick first. At the time, Evander Holyfield was dating Cherokee and I didn't like how he was looking at me so I told Cherokee that if she wanted the dick, she would have to tell that Milk Dud headed nigro to leave.

Oops... actually, scratch that fight, I almost forgot that my last fight actually was in 2013 on the Fortune Cookie Pussy 2 set. https://www.adultfilmdatabase.com/video/101603/fortune-cookie-pussy-2/ . It was filmed in mainland China. I put in 2 hours of work fucking Mika Tan and they didn't want to pay me. Talkin bout I fucked her too hard so they wanted to deduct the mileage I put on her pussy. I told them muthafukkas that if they didn't have my Yuan, I would have the entire film crew touching everything on that set. What I didn't know was that the set was next door to a Kung Fu Dojo which was owned by the same owner of the Film production company. Instead of explaining how it went down, i'll just post the security footage.
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When I grow up, I wanna lie just like you.
Superfluous storytelling.
 
My sophomore yr in h.s against this CAC who stole all my books from my locker..as i was fighting i was imagining i was in a action movie,then when i kicked him into the stall(was fighting in the restroom) i almost did like Peter Griffin from that Family Guy episode where he did the "suspense"music-"DA-DA-DA...DAAAHHHH(bumbumbumbumbumm..):roflmao2:
 
Man, it's a good thing you included those last few sentences about the deck of cards, cause reading this I thought it was going in a whole other direction :lol:




daddyfatsacks9000 said:
Couple years ago when I had to do 90 days in county over some bullshit. Young boy though it was sweet. Tried to take, when all he had to do was ask. I would have gave him a deck of cards. We had store every 2 weeks. I wasn't even tripping. I had two decks. Didn't gamble, all I did was play solitaire. The whole situation was dumb and could have been avoided.
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daddyfatsacks9000 said:
Couple years ago when I had to do 90 days in county over some bullshit. Young boy though it was sweet. Tried to take, when all he had to do was ask. I would have gave him a deck of cards. We had store every 2 weeks. I wasn't even tripping. I had two decks. Didn't gamble, all I did was play solitaire. The whole situation was dumb and could have been avoided.
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I gotta ask... Did he whoop yo ass and take both your decks? Be honest, we don't know your identity.
 
10th Grade...went to a predominately white high school (yeah, it wasn't one of the brothers), I was cool with dude but he was a known asshole. Thought I was the one that snitched on him with the teacher... chilling in the gym with my friends, he comes up in my face talking smack...next think I know, we swinging on each other... sure helped to be tall, lanky with long arms... afternoon classes, he was the one having to go back to class with a black eye...never had any issues him or anyone else thereafter.... consider myself a level headed guy and have been lucky enough to not put myself in situations (people I hang with/locations) where hands are needed... Each morning though, my man arthritis be talking smack with bad ankles and cracking knees from playing ball... tough fight right there!
 
i done slapped the shit outta somebody when i was well into my 30s,....i wouldnt call it a fight.....
he fell down, grabbed his jaw,....got up....didnt want no smoke....and he went home to live another day.
But the last all out brawl type fight had to be when i was in college. i was about 20 or 21.
One of my basketball teammates got into it with one of the Q-Dawgs at the club near campus......and once it popped off,...it was a battle
between the bball team and the Ques. Not sure how many niggas i hit wit a pool stick.
Sorry.....i dont fight fair. If i see a brick, and i get my hands on it.....best believe ima hit you wit it.
 
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I gotta ask... Did he whoop yo ass and take both your decks? Be honest, we don't know your identity.
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Naw. We swung a few times tussled for a second. I had a bruise on my back and shoulder and he had a little mouse under his eye. It was over before the deputy got in the pod. Like I said, it was dumb and could have been avoided. He got gassed up by another youngster who was too scared to do something himself. I watched it all play out before the confrontation. All they had to do was ask. In the end no spades was played with my decks. They used the bent up community deck.
 
38 no 39 it wouldve been earlier this year but I never seen a fat man run so quickly and disappear like Batman. He was talking shit said he would slap the shit outta me after I helped his stupid ass recover some money he lost in the lounge seats. I was livid this fat fuck ungrateful piece of shit would talk crazy when I was trying to help his dumb ass. Only thing that saved him was my homeboy and homegirl jumped in front of me to stop me. Threw my homie out the way trying to get to him but ol girl just grabbed me, that could've been dangerous but Fatman disappeared in poof of burps and farts.

But last year, I told this story on here but in one of these threads, I was walking down Pratt street in Baltimore when some kids about teenage shoulder checked me. I had to take off on a couple of them then got out of there before they all jumped me it was too many of them out there. It was right around spring break end. That was the last physical altercation.

But since they got this new conceal to carry law out gotta be way more careful.
 
26 while playing ball at the Y... I told that messican if he pushes me in the air one more time, it was a wrap for his ass. He did and I'm a man of my word. Tapatio all on the floor. Had my membership suspended for 6 months
 
Can't remember ever having an actual fight. There were a couple of almosts but they were avoided.
 
HellBoy said:
25yr old. I was a bike courier for law offices in Downtown Miami (most fun job I ever had). I've always had a hate/hate relationship with security guards. This particular spanish dude was always talking to me like he was my boss or some shit. One day, I come downstairs, and he is on my bike.

Him: Didn't I tell you not to park your bike here?
Me: Get off my bike
... I repeated myself 3 times. When he didn't move, I grabbed him by both shoulders and threw him off. He hopped up on some "lets tussle" shit. Punched him 4 or 5 times, he ran back in the building and I hauled ass. (He never threw a punch). He didn't call the cops, but he called my job. My job didnt assign me any more deliveries to that building.
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Always wanted to get a gig like that. Tried but never got one. Used to see dudes speeding down Biscayne or those off streets, weaving between traffic with blueprints on their backs. For some reason, thought that was a cool job to have. You confirmed it.
 
Men are not designed to be told what to do once they hit puberty when your testosterone levels kick up. If you keep that in mind, you can avoid most conflicts. I was listening to some fool on Youtube make effeminate threats, spewing bible passages trying to dictate what I should do. I wanted to run up on him this transexual/conservative fool, but suppressed those urges.

This is what I am talking about coming into another man spot all retarded loking telling another man what hustle he can do to support himself. In any event, I avoid these people, because they are special needs and low level. This is why you should not have a gun for encounters like this.

1. It is similar to a booty bandit in prison trying to turn you out when another man speaks to you in a masculine tone. Some fools telling me what hustle I can do is trying to put a dress on me and approach me in the prison shower. He is trying to force his homosexual lifestyle onto to you.

Companies that try to emasculate you on the job without trying more effeminate approaches are doomed to fail from the turnover.
 
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an all out brawl with intent to inflict harm
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2018 with one of my brothers about what was left to me by our father.I shocked him by leaving his face looking like play-doh with more lumps and bumps than ever and I only had a few scrapes and scratches but he had it coming if my father was alive he would done the same to him for talking about shit that has nothing to do with him.
 
1990 ... In My Mid 20s ,
I was at one of my usual club spots In Chicago. Met this baddie and the club was closing so i suggested we go eat...
She was wit it so I walk her to her car then take off to go get mine so she sould follow.
On the way I tell the homie that was riding with me that i was going to kick it with the Honey.
I told him She had a couple of tag alongs and he should choose up.
He was acting like a lame so I told him to conclude his conversations becasue it was time to roll ...
I told him to get the chick he was talking to, to take him to the crib too since he was on some other shit.
Anyway I turn to walk off to get My whip and I can hear footsteps running toward me.
Before I could even react, I got caught with a shot to the side of the head from behind.
It didnt phase me so I turned to grab Him by the throat and he started to back away.
As I was coming toward him He kicked me in the chest twice ... didnt move me at all ... That adrenalin was high.
I finally caught him and started to choke him out while also trying to pop his eyeballs out.

Right then one of his homies grabbed me ...
I let go just long enough to crack him in the Jaw and he went down.
I was able to refocus on killing this other fool but I could only get my arm around his neck and
with my free hand caught him with a couple of uppercuts.
Just then His other homie couldnt stand to see his partner getting served ....so he grabbed me.
We squared up, I got a couple of good shots off and as I raised my arm for another swing at him,
the dude who started all this shit caught me from the side in my armpit and
we went through the plate glass window in front of the club.

I was able to flip my body to avoid most of the glass.
Right then security snatched me up but he was laid out.... served his ass right.
Yep..... I went to jail that night with some cut up clothes a lost gold ring and felony charges.
He went to the hospital. When I made bail in the morning I found out he was still in the hospital.
Thankfully I had a great ... very expensive lawyer and the club owner knew
me and my people pretty well so they eventually got me out of the charges.
The coward ass bitch made cat that was with me was no where to be found till it was all over.
Till this day i dont know what that shit was about.
 
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