How Often Do you Praise GOD?
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didn't i tell you to chill homie?
you know i know.
you know i know.
You failed your test the day you offered pornography to the Lord.
You know not the mysteries of the universe.
You failed your test the day you offered pornography to the Lord.
You know not the mysteries of the universe.
What do I get if I praise God? 
You failed your test the day you offered pornography to the Lord.
You know not the mysteries of the universe.
thats what i thought
Good question.What is Yahweh, the GOD, the sovereign lord of the universe, doing here on a lowly porn board chastising us lowly humans?! confused:
not enough....
LoneStar29
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Muslims praise their god five times a day.
I'm not hearing from some of you nearly enough.
Fuck God.
Fuck you too.
Everything, my child. Everything.
This poor soul, on the other hand, is lost to Satan and shall gain nothing but the misery he is already trapped in.
Muslims praise their god five times a day.
I'm not hearing from some of you nearly enough.
Praise God for what not this fucked up world we live inimma put my hands around his neck muthafucka
Damn I thought I was a fucked up nigga
The only person that is trapped is you.
There is no misery in my life.
Just the underpinnings of your discourse alone leave you in a state of inequity.
For real! I feel like I'm going to get struck by lightning just reading this reply!
Praise God for what not this fucked up world we live in
Most of those are acceptable. Do not confuse "Jesus" with God for I like My praise directly.
You cannot se the forest for the trees, child. I offer far more than this world. To My children, whom I love, I offer a world of infinite intelligence and eternal energy. For those who threaten to put hands on the Lord, I offer fire and brimstone. Your seat shall be kept warm.Praise God for what not this fucked up world we live in
If you were not completely blinded by ignorace, you would realize you are addressing He who despises imitators most of all.If you were truly not ignorant you would realize that God doesn't like imitators.
That is why this sermon began with mention of an imitator receiving more than five times the daily prayers of the One True Lord.
Blasphamy!!!
The links you provide declare "Yahweh, you do not have permission to access this page."
This is an outrage! Away with this ungodly nonsense!
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Blasphamy!!!
The links you provide declare "Yahweh, you do not have permission to access this page."
This is an outrage! Away with this ungodly nonsense!
Gods don't exist, duh......
Muthafucka!
Thou art back thou heathen and scoundrel. I sayeth onto you plenty of times to cease and desist yet thou art vigilant in thou dastardly attempts at attenion horation.
Thou shalt feel my wrath bitch.
Thou art back thou heathen and scoundrel. I sayeth onto you plenty of times to cease and desist yet thou art vigilant in thou dastardly attempts at attenion horation.
Thou shalt feel my wrath bitch.
That was not the question though it shall be the fall of your society.
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