How Many Chicks Have YOU FUCKED in the ASS In Your Lifetime (If Any),,,

Twice. Once just because. Second time to make sure. Feeling the head of my dick touch a turd in a chicks ass is an automatic mood killer. I will leave that shit (no pun intended) to the experts...

:lol::lol:I swear this happened to me one time, I was fingering chick in the ass and decided to see how deep I could go and I don't know if it was a turd but I definitely touched something. I pulled my finger right out:lol:
 
Twice. Once just because. Second time to make sure. Feeling the head of my dick touch a turd in a chicks ass is an automatic mood killer. I will leave that shit (no pun intended) to the experts...

That's why you have em get a colonic first. Brehs out here wouldn't be on some amateur electrican vibe when they've never had one electrican class in life. Be smarter if u gonna jump .
 
I've only done it once, chick begged me (literally, she was on her knees on diff occasions), I finally obliged. I didn't like it... during was ok, felt gross afterwards.

This was years ago, so Im thinking maybe it was cuz I aint really like her :dunno:

The other times with other chicks it was only my finger or thumb
 
I lost count and i banged many sistaz in they assholes...I blame anal porn for it but i love it tho cuz u aint gotta pull out no pregnancy scare and bitches come hard from you going ham in they ass....But some cant take it and some will tare from it some will feel pain days later and im laughing thru it all...Best was thick thin shorty who was 19 had a juicy phat ass and her asshole was extremely tight...It felt like that asshole was grippin my dick, walls closed in, vice grip ass.
 
Only one.. Hooked up with my ex after a couple years and she wanted it in her ass. We had never done it before so it was obvious some other dude broke her in. I bussed a fat nut all up in her ass. Most intense orgasm I ever had.
 
Real talk.... no dookie on your dick?

Ever feel a log in the chute?

And aint more diseases carried in the ass? E. Coli? Worms? Parasites?
I guess it depends on how she eats
 
Around 5 times, a couple times in high school and a couple times in college.

And it was mostly when the female was riding me and I had a grip on her ass while she was slamming her ass on my dick while it was was in her butt. From my experience it seem like that's how they like doing it.
 
4 I think. One bitch said she needed to be drunk to do it. Well, drunk women muscle control. White flight attendant. She came and squirted, but then, well, the other end exploded. Ruined my mattress. House stank to hell. I didn't have a mattress protector so it soaked through everything so I had to get a new mattress. Kept seeing her. It happened again. Soured me to anal. Rarely do it now.
 
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Anal sex is for faggots
 
I don't know how ANYONE fucks around in someones turd chute!

Tried 2. . . Both bad experiments and it only interested me causeive been on this board for so damn long.



1st time,
I ran into one in the chamber after chick was saying she gave up the booty. This was a rainy day, nothing to do chick that you fuck cause it's better than jerking off.

2nd time:

Broad came over to the crib and I was beating from behind after telling me mad shit and how she was down for whatever. I stuck my thumb in her ass and the broad howled like she hit the lottery. Her ass opened up so I took the invite and reached for the jergens on my night stand since I had baby oiled her up to get her naked. I get halfway into the ass and notice a ribbon of turd extruding from underneath my dick as I worked it in and that the lotion was getting yellowish brown. I backed out and fucked in the pussy on purpose cause she didn't come prepared and damaged me mentally by the experience.

I've seen hemorrhoids hanging like grape bunches from chicks that say I've fingered them to their best ever orgasm.

FUCK GETTING ANY KINDA PLEASURE FROM SOMEONE'S ASSHOLE!

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I've hit a few...one chick asked for it and that was extra special...also was on a first date..lol

One of the most memorable was with one of my exes...usually, it's more trouble than its worth cuz she can't relax and take it, but one time I tore it up like a pornstar.

In the land of Zod, Brasil, I hit several. I was smashing this BAD JLo lookalike and we were talking and somehow anal came up. I'll never forget, she told me " You don't ask a chick for anal, you just take it". I was like :eek: :lol:
 
4 I think. One bitch said she needed to be drunk to do it. Well, drunk women muscle control. White flight attendant. She came and squirted, but then, well, the other end exploded. Ruined my mattress. House stank to hell. I didn't have a mattress protector so it soaked through everything so I had to get a new mattress. Kept seeing her. It happened again. Soured me to anal. Rarely do it now.

:lol::lol::lol:
 
I lost count and i banged many sistaz in they assholes...I blame anal porn for it but i love it tho cuz u aint gotta pull out no pregnancy scare and bitches come hard from you going ham in they ass....But some cant take it and some will tare from it some will feel pain days later and im laughing thru it all...Best was thick thin shorty who was 19 had a juicy phat ass and her asshole was extremely tight...It felt like that asshole was grippin my dick, walls closed in, vice grip ass.
the fact that you demon possed idiots can laugh at pain you caused via sodomy tells me that black GIRL online is the wrong forum for you. Filthy, dirty niggas
 
Real talk.... no dookie on your dick?

Ever feel a log in the chute?

And aint more diseases carried in the ass? E. Coli? Worms? Parasites?
I guess it depends on how she eats
:roflmao2: All that shit. Pushing dook around like a spoon. I don't have to have it.
 
4 I think. One bitch said she needed to be drunk to do it. Well, drunk women muscle control. White flight attendant. She came and squirted, but then, well, the other end exploded. Ruined my mattress. House stank to hell. I didn't have a mattress protector so it soaked through everything so I had to get a new mattress. Kept seeing her. It happened again. Soured me to anal. Rarely do it now.
:roflmao: She shat on you mayne?! :lol: TWICE?
 
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