How do you spot an undercover ho?

John_Gault said:
I don't care if she is a ho or a slut . . . as long as she isn't a liar.
It's not the behavior that bothers me . . . it's the decepticon, fraud that these lunatics visit upon a mans home soil . . .


Who needs that shit :smh: :smh: :smh:



"Who's gettin' played? NOT ME" - Jay-Z who ya' wit'.

:hmm: Co-sign, downpayment, and done.

I swear cats will piss in lemonade for color. :hmm:

And shit in coco puffs to make it more chocalaty.

:hmm:

Girls starts sucking you off different you think she gettin trained. :smh: She sittin there in love trying see you satisfied.

:smh:

You dump the woman because your insecure. :hmm:


Oh well. One day.
 
If all her friends are hoes. Then she probably is. If she doesnt have a good relationship with her father or he was not there during her formative years then there is a good chance at one time she was a hoe.
 
THELANDLORD said:
If all her friends are hoes. Then she probably is. If she doesnt have a good relationship with her father or he was not there during her formative years then there is a good chance at one time she was a hoe.


Birds of a feather. Indeed. Friends enemies. :cool:

The father thing is not always true. Don't blame and call every woman who didn't have a father out on that.

It is true. But not all react or ACT OUT the same way.

And what is a hoe anyway. It's a double standard. :hmm: Will always be, and I will enforce it myself, :lol: :dance: But I know what I am. :hmm:

Be careful when throwing the first stone. :hmm:
 
when i go out with my white friend they always say "We gotta find the ones with the tramp stamps".....tats over the ass and so far fellas they have been dead on the money
 
shanebp1978 said:
:hmm: Co-sign, downpayment, and done.

I swear cats will piss in lemonade for color. :hmm:

And shit in coco puffs to make it more chocalaty.

:hmm:

Girls starts sucking you off different you think she gettin trained. :smh: She sittin there in love trying see you satisfied.

:smh:

You dump the woman because your insecure. :hmm:


Oh well. One day.

This is something for me to think about in my relationship with my girl.
 
These days everybody fucking so it' hard to label someone a "ho" but if you mean that chick who's smiling in your face and fucking all your friends and enemies it's that quiet shy chick who's always in a good mood and can't look you in the eyes. She comes from what seems like a good fam, maybe still lives at home, went to school and church, wears glasses and dresses like a nun and she's always talking about those bad girls. That's the one you gotta look out for. Look for little scrapes and scars on her arms and legs thats a dead give-away.
 
Alot of decent posts here but in a way aint that what most cats are looking for



undercover hoe= lady in the street,freak in the bed :lol:

how to spot one?.....ummm see the above ;)
 
WampWamp said:
the White Belt

Is there some truth to this for real? For me it usually comes up in the convo. Let a woman talk long enough, she'll let you know all that you need to know.
 
Not for nothing, but this post has to be some of the worst advice I've ever read... :eek:
I think half of these dudes must still be virgins or something. :confused:

Real talk, women are essentially all the same the most innocent loyal non sexual woman is just as likely to creep on you if she isn't satisfied in some way (and I don't only mean sexually). Men and women are very different when it comes to cheating, men think with their dicks and their egos, and women come from a place of security and sensitivity if they feel an emotional void in their lives they will look to fill it in one way or another.

Now as far as the type of chic who just fucks random dudes and lies to your face and pretends that she's all innocent, if your instincts are telling you something's wrong chances are very strong that your right, a woman can lie to your mind but feelings don't lie.

My biggest piece of advice is take note of her habits and how she spends her spare time, also pay attention to her friends and how they conduct themselves around other men, just listen to the bullshit stories she'll wan't to share with you about her friends, if most of her girlfriends aren't involved in healthy relationships with men there is probably no clearer of an indication than that, (birds of a feather do flock together 4 real). :yes:
 
bigcrazymike said:
We all know it's when they say that all there friends are dudes, and they don't have any female friends cuz they don't get along with women. And you already know what's up with those "male friends".


I have encountered this situation before. :smh: Turned out that chic was a super duper freak.
 
they are all hoes for the right game... even professional 50k+ earning broads
you spit good game, they will open the legs up real quick. but don't be a trick.
remember the easiest way to detect a hoe is all those catch phrases mentioned above, she literally means the opposite. as far as the body, tats, big earings, flashy lipstick overdone, t-shirts to the navel, pants that shows her stinky butt crack
 
Hmmmn...

The question is wide open, and its hard to generalize women into either 'hoe' or not hoe (shades of grey my bother). So let's set a few parameters. Lets say there are three types of women who might want to quick-fuck you (listed below) but could wind up being big trouble down the road.

(1) Hoe - chick who is out to rook you for paper/favors/items and probably will give you a dose of something if you hang with her long enough. Willing to fuck for food (or drink, or shoes, etc). Probably has 1 guy for the rent, 1 for the car note, 1 for vacation, etc.

(2) Slut - woman who only wants sex from you but has psychological issues which cause her to sleep with too many men for her (and your) own good.

(3) Playgirl - just wants to have sex with the right man. Likes a small amount of variety but doesn't want to be committed (will always have 2+ regular guys in rotation).



HOES can be well maintained and smell good. But they will size you up. Your watch. Your jewelry. Your shoes. Your nails. Your ride. What kind of card you have in your wallet. What you say you do for a living versus your convo and obvious financial means... She is looking for approx 3x+y more than you are willing to give. And she wants it in a week or two 'cause any longer and you will surely figure out her obvious games. She talks fast and has you buy drinks even faster. Stick with her and you will eventually become a whiney trick. "Where you goin?" "Who dat on the phone?" "Why my dick swole?" "Damn my balls itch..."

How to identify - she will be busy on Friday if you call on Thursday, but will 'suddenly be free' if you offer to spend. You're basically outbidding the next trick.

If you drop 5 bucks, she will pick that shit up and not tell you. Will take tip money off the dinner table if you exit the restaurant first. She is always looking around for the next man. Lots of quick glances. If you look away she will ALWAYS look away and scan the room.

In the clubs she frequents, niccas will nod at you but not speak. Its like Vietnam 1968... No nicca wants to talk to a dude who is just going to die anyway... :smh:



SLUTS are sad to behold for the righteous man. I'd say they form the largest category of women who offer up quick sex to multiple partners. Confused, her self worth is tied closely to how she appears to men, or rather how long she can hold a man's attention.

How to identify - She mistakes your nut for your love. She babbles to fill the empty space and keep you from recognizing that there is no real bond between you. Sex is one of her modes of babble... In the club she is the one wearing the 'white belt' and shiny shit to catch your eye. Her titty is always ready to fall out. She plays dumber than she is, and drinks to dull her senses so you will find her approachable. She will lay her ass on you before the end of the first song and create 'opportunities' for you to say sexual things to her or 'think' your game is extra tight. In reality the fix was in when she sprayed her pussy with perfume at 7:00pm. You just happen to be the acceptable nicca who made his move at the right time. (But I guess having good timing is truly having good game...)

Help this sister. She's not bad, just weak. You can't save-a-hoe, but you can save-a-slut. If she's not too broken down yet (these are the ones that will have carpet burn and gap pussies) pull her out of the game by giving her regular dick. Take her out to the movies and dinner once in a while (if she's presentable) and suggest she read a fucking book. Something on black empowerment...

Realize that when she gets her self respect back your ass is going to have to learn how to properly eat pussy ... and the sex will get cut back to 2x a week at most. And my brothers, this one is MOST LIKELY to ask you to go without a bag so you can be a babbydaddy and provide a lifetime (hopefully) of attention...


PLAYGIRLS My nicca... If you have attracted one of these you must have true game or be one fit cat.

How to identify - She will talk strong (not babble or trick-talk) and say her true mind. Will not focus on games to discover how much you make, because she doesn't need your loot. In the club she will back into you once to 'size you up' and if you are not packing what she wants she'll politely slip away. She doesn't have shifty demeanor, and is hoping to be excited by YOU, rather than checking the corner of the club for a new trick. (She is very sensitive to what you say). This is the chick that will definitely respond to a good description of a quality love nest. If you talk about having a sunken tub, she will grant you bonus points. She's quiet because its on you to fuck things up. She came over because she thought you were proper ... don't prove her wrong.

Also note - no one in the club knows her. If they do, they can't say she's a hoe or a slut. They just draw a blank. Chumps, wanna be players and other non-proper types will NOT be able to hang. Or will make up shit about her because they struck out. She's too smart to have more than one regular guy at a particular hangout, so if she's not with a brotha she's definitely looking.

Sending her an Alize (without knowing what she drinks in the first place) is a turn off. She's not at the club to drink and forget, or drink and be foolish. She's probably a wine drinker anyway. She will NEVER be alone at a club (will have a wingwoman), but will pass through a bar after work for quick look at the locals. If she's alone at the club - THROW IT IN REVERSE - you have mistaken a SLUT or a HOE for a PLAYGIRL.



Hoes and Sluts do not often socialize. Sluts give away for free what Hoes want to be paid for.

Sluts and Playgirls do not often socialize. Sluts are surrounded by knuckleheads. Playgirls find these types offensive.

Hoes and Playgirls can be found together frequently since they usually don't compete for the same men. Hoes want a weak nicca with a loose grip on his money (trick). Whereas Playgirls want an exceptional brother (physical/mental-wise) and are far less interested in his spend.

My brother, when you and your boy are approached by a hoe and a playgirl in attack formation, judge thyself carefully by which one steps to you... :lol:
 
neoafrican said:
Hmmmn...

The question is wide open, and its hard to generalize women into either 'hoe' or not hoe (shades of grey my bother). So let's set a few parameters. Lets say there are three types of women who might want to quick-fuck you (listed below) but could wind up being big trouble down the road.

(1) Hoe - chick who is out to rook you for paper/favors/items and probably will give you a dose of something if you hang with her long enough. Willing to fuck for food (or drink, or shoes, etc). Probably has 1 guy for the rent, 1 for the car note, 1 for vacation, etc.

(2) Slut - woman who only wants sex from you but has psychological issues which cause her to sleep with too many men for her (and your) own good.

(3) Playgirl - just wants to have sex with the right man. Likes a small amount of variety but doesn't want to be committed (will always have 2+ regular guys in rotation).



HOES can be well maintained and smell good. But they will size you up. Your watch. Your jewelry. Your shoes. Your nails. Your ride. What kind of card you have in your wallet. What you say you do for a living versus your convo and obvious financial means... She is looking for approx 3x+y more than you are willing to give. And she wants it in a week or two 'cause any longer and you will surely figure out her obvious games. She talks fast and has you buy drinks even faster. Stick with her and you will eventually become a whiney trick. "Where you goin?" "Who dat on the phone?" "Why my dick swole?" "Damn my balls itch..."

How to identify - she will be busy on Friday if you call on Thursday, but will 'suddenly be free' if you offer to spend. You're basically outbidding the next trick.

If you drop 5 bucks, she will pick that shit up and not tell you. Will take tip money off the dinner table if you exit the restaurant first. She is always looking around for the next man. Lots of quick glances. If you look away she will ALWAYS look away and scan the room.

In the clubs she frequents, niccas will nod at you but not speak. Its like Vietnam 1968... No nicca wants to talk to a dude who is just going to die anyway... :smh:



SLUTS are sad to behold for the righteous man. I'd say they form the largest category of women who offer up quick sex to multiple partners. Confused, her self worth is tied closely to how she appears to men, or rather how long she can hold a man's attention.

How to identify - She mistakes your nut for your love. She babbles to fill the empty space and keep you from recognizing that there is no real bond between you. Sex is one of her modes of babble... In the club she is the one wearing the 'white belt' and shiny shit to catch your eye. Her titty is always ready to fall out. She plays dumber than she is, and drinks to dull her senses so you will find her approachable. She will lay her ass on you before the end of the first song and create 'opportunities' for you to say sexual things to her or 'think' your game is extra tight. In reality the fix was in when she sprayed her pussy with perfume at 7:00pm. You just happen to be the acceptable nicca who made his move at the right time. (But I guess having good timing is truly having good game...)

Help this sister. She's not bad, just weak. You can't save-a-hoe, but you can save-a-slut. If she's not too broken down yet (these are the ones that will have carpet burn and gap pussies) pull her out of the game by giving her regular dick. Take her out to the movies and dinner once in a while (if she's presentable) and suggest she read a fucking book. Something on black empowerment...

Realize that when she gets her self respect back your ass is going to have to learn how to properly eat pussy ... and the sex will get cut back to 2x a week at most. And my brothers, this one is MOST LIKELY to ask you to go without a bag so you can be a babbydaddy and provide a lifetime (hopefully) of attention...


PLAYGIRLS My nicca... If you have attracted one of these you must have true game or be one fit cat.

How to identify - She will talk strong (not babble or trick-talk) and say her true mind. Will not focus on games to discover how much you make, because she doesn't need your loot. In the club she will back into you once to 'size you up' and if you are not packing what she wants she'll politely slip away. She doesn't have shifty demeanor, and is hoping to be excited by YOU, rather than checking the corner of the club for a new trick. (She is very sensitive to what you say). This is the chick that will definitely respond to a good description of a quality love nest. If you talk about having a sunken tub, she will grant you bonus points. She's quiet because its on you to fuck things up. She came over because she thought you were proper ... don't prove her wrong.

Also note - no one in the club knows her. If they do, they can't say she's a hoe or a slut. They just draw a blank. Chumps, wanna be players and other non-proper types will NOT be able to hang. Or will make up shit about her because they struck out. She's too smart to have more than one regular guy at a particular hangout, so if she's not with a brotha she's definitely looking.

Sending her an Alize (without knowing what she drinks in the first place) is a turn off. She's not at the club to drink and forget, or drink and be foolish. She's probably a wine drinker anyway. She will NEVER be alone at a club (will have a wingwoman), but will pass through a bar after work for quick look at the locals. If she's alone at the club - THROW IT IN REVERSE - you have mistaken a SLUT or a HOE for a PLAYGIRL.



Hoes and Sluts do not often socialize. Sluts give away for free what Hoes want to be paid for.

Sluts and Playgirls do not often socialize. Sluts are surrounded by knuckleheads. Playgirls find these types offensive.

Hoes and Playgirls can be found together frequently since they usually don't compete for the same men. Hoes want a weak nicca with a loose grip on his money (trick). Whereas Playgirls want an exceptional brother (physical/mental-wise) and are far less interested in his spend.

My brother, when you and your boy are approached by a hoe and a playgirl in attack formation, judge thyself carefully by which one steps to you... :lol:
Co-sign killa!!!

Here are my clues for spotting undercover hoes...

1.) A tongue-ring.
2.) She only has "male friends".
3.) Tattoo on lower back.
4.) She carries condoms in her purse.
 
get her drunk. and start throwing odd questions at her. if shes a whore, she'll respond. if shes not, she'll forget
 
In the clubs she frequents, niccas will nod at you but not speak. Its like Vietnam 1968... No nicca wants to talk to a dude who is just going to die anyway...

This is the truth. Just like when you dropping a shorty off back to her spot and all the dudes say what up and they start laughing as soon as you walk in the building. That's a tell tell sign your in trouble.
 
ICON said:
Its a fact of life chicks love to get fucked. We all know a ho when we see them but what bout when they camouflage.

For Example you meet this


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I dont get it, the 1st gurl don't look nothin like the 2nd gurl. so why wood u call the 1st one a ho?...and who's the dood in the middle, and what does he have to do with anything...?:confused:

:cool:
 
them niggaz that say all bitchz are hoes are the hoes, you gotta get them niggaz off yo team. if a bitch will put a piece of steel in her tongue then she's probably a hoe. tats above the ass are 80 - 90% true signs. no girl friends and all male friends is the biggest hoe sign. the bitchz that can't tell the truth to save their lives are hoes, this is sad but the chicks that has been sexual molested are almost always hoes, damn shame too. drunk bitchz are almost always hoes. fat hoes with tight ass clothes are probably hoes.
 
UltimateLurker said:
Pull some of these out(in her presence :lol: :lol: :lol: this never fails)
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It always worked for me, very sad! :smh:

But my question though is How To Spot A Non-Hoe? Cauz it seems like all the chicks are trying to pose as virgins only to find out the whole neighborhood knows that their butt holes are wider than their pussies :puke:
 
MrLove said:
Not for nothing, but this post has to be some of the worst advice I've ever read... :eek:
I think half of these dudes must still be virgins or something.
:confused:

Real talk, women are essentially all the same the most innocent loyal non sexual woman is just as likely to creep on you if she isn't satisfied in some way (and I don't only mean sexually). Men and women are very different when it comes to cheating, men think with their dicks and their egos, and women come from a place of security and sensitivity if they feel an emotional void in their lives they will look to fill it in one way or another.

Now as far as the type of chic who just fucks random dudes and lies to your face and pretends that she's all innocent, if your instincts are telling you something's wrong chances are very strong that your right, a woman can lie to your mind but feelings don't lie.

My biggest piece of advice is take note of her habits and how she spends her spare time, also pay attention to her friends and how they conduct themselves around other men, just listen to the bullshit stories she'll wan't to share with you about her friends, if most of her girlfriends aren't involved in healthy relationships with men there is probably no clearer of an indication than that, (birds of a feather do flock together 4 real). :yes:


nothin cracks me up more than cats that pride themselves on being the expert of love!

this sounds like an excerpt outta essence magazine or sumthin.

you aint saying nothing different then anybody else.
:hmm:
 
neoafrican said:
Hmmmn...

The question is wide open, and its hard to generalize women into either 'hoe' or not hoe (shades of grey my bother). So let's set a few parameters. Lets say there are three types of women who might want to quick-fuck you (listed below) but could wind up being big trouble down the road.

(1) Hoe - chick who is out to rook you for paper/favors/items and probably will give you a dose of something if you hang with her long enough. Willing to fuck for food (or drink, or shoes, etc). Probably has 1 guy for the rent, 1 for the car note, 1 for vacation, etc.

(2) Slut - woman who only wants sex from you but has psychological issues which cause her to sleep with too many men for her (and your) own good.

(3) Playgirl - just wants to have sex with the right man. Likes a small amount of variety but doesn't want to be committed (will always have 2+ regular guys in rotation).



HOES can be well maintained and smell good. But they will size you up. Your watch. Your jewelry. Your shoes. Your nails. Your ride. What kind of card you have in your wallet. What you say you do for a living versus your convo and obvious financial means... She is looking for approx 3x+y more than you are willing to give. And she wants it in a week or two 'cause any longer and you will surely figure out her obvious games. She talks fast and has you buy drinks even faster. Stick with her and you will eventually become a whiney trick. "Where you goin?" "Who dat on the phone?" "Why my dick swole?" "Damn my balls itch..."

How to identify - she will be busy on Friday if you call on Thursday, but will 'suddenly be free' if you offer to spend. You're basically outbidding the next trick.

If you drop 5 bucks, she will pick that shit up and not tell you. Will take tip money off the dinner table if you exit the restaurant first. She is always looking around for the next man. Lots of quick glances. If you look away she will ALWAYS look away and scan the room.

In the clubs she frequents, niccas will nod at you but not speak. Its like Vietnam 1968... No nicca wants to talk to a dude who is just going to die anyway... :smh:



SLUTS are sad to behold for the righteous man. I'd say they form the largest category of women who offer up quick sex to multiple partners. Confused, her self worth is tied closely to how she appears to men, or rather how long she can hold a man's attention.

How to identify - She mistakes your nut for your love. She babbles to fill the empty space and keep you from recognizing that there is no real bond between you. Sex is one of her modes of babble... In the club she is the one wearing the 'white belt' and shiny shit to catch your eye. Her titty is always ready to fall out. She plays dumber than she is, and drinks to dull her senses so you will find her approachable. She will lay her ass on you before the end of the first song and create 'opportunities' for you to say sexual things to her or 'think' your game is extra tight. In reality the fix was in when she sprayed her pussy with perfume at 7:00pm. You just happen to be the acceptable nicca who made his move at the right time. (But I guess having good timing is truly having good game...)

Help this sister. She's not bad, just weak. You can't save-a-hoe, but you can save-a-slut. If she's not too broken down yet (these are the ones that will have carpet burn and gap pussies) pull her out of the game by giving her regular dick. Take her out to the movies and dinner once in a while (if she's presentable) and suggest she read a fucking book. Something on black empowerment...

Realize that when she gets her self respect back your ass is going to have to learn how to properly eat pussy ... and the sex will get cut back to 2x a week at most. And my brothers, this one is MOST LIKELY to ask you to go without a bag so you can be a babbydaddy and provide a lifetime (hopefully) of attention...


PLAYGIRLS My nicca... If you have attracted one of these you must have true game or be one fit cat.

How to identify - She will talk strong (not babble or trick-talk) and say her true mind. Will not focus on games to discover how much you make, because she doesn't need your loot. In the club she will back into you once to 'size you up' and if you are not packing what she wants she'll politely slip away. She doesn't have shifty demeanor, and is hoping to be excited by YOU, rather than checking the corner of the club for a new trick. (She is very sensitive to what you say). This is the chick that will definitely respond to a good description of a quality love nest. If you talk about having a sunken tub, she will grant you bonus points. She's quiet because its on you to fuck things up. She came over because she thought you were proper ... don't prove her wrong.

Also note - no one in the club knows her. If they do, they can't say she's a hoe or a slut. They just draw a blank. Chumps, wanna be players and other non-proper types will NOT be able to hang. Or will make up shit about her because they struck out. She's too smart to have more than one regular guy at a particular hangout, so if she's not with a brotha she's definitely looking.

Sending her an Alize (without knowing what she drinks in the first place) is a turn off. She's not at the club to drink and forget, or drink and be foolish. She's probably a wine drinker anyway. She will NEVER be alone at a club (will have a wingwoman), but will pass through a bar after work for quick look at the locals. If she's alone at the club - THROW IT IN REVERSE - you have mistaken a SLUT or a HOE for a PLAYGIRL.



Hoes and Sluts do not often socialize. Sluts give away for free what Hoes want to be paid for.

Sluts and Playgirls do not often socialize. Sluts are surrounded by knuckleheads. Playgirls find these types offensive.

Hoes and Playgirls can be found together frequently since they usually don't compete for the same men. Hoes want a weak nicca with a loose grip on his money (trick). Whereas Playgirls want an exceptional brother (physical/mental-wise) and are far less interested in his spend.

My brother, when you and your boy are approached by a hoe and a playgirl in attack formation, judge thyself carefully by which one steps to you... :lol:


:yes: :yes:
 
neoafrican said:
Hmmmn...

The question is wide open, and its hard to generalize women into either 'hoe' or not hoe (shades of grey my bother). So let's set a few parameters. Lets say there are three types of women who might want to quick-fuck you (listed below) but could wind up being big trouble down the road.


(3) Playgirl - just wants to have sex with the right man. Likes a small amount of variety but doesn't want to be committed (will always have 2+ regular guys in rotation).

Odd how you then go on to almost praise the Playgirl.


 
The Lawnmower Man said:
Odd how you then go on to almost praise the Playgirl.




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I see your point. A brother who thinks he's getting 'exclusive' could be seriously caught up. But the playgirl has no reason to lie. If a sister tells a brother "she's dating" and he doesn't take the hint, then the blame lies with him...

From the ages of 25-40, the odds of finding a stunner who is not fucking anyone is pretty low. And if she's seeing another cat when you kick it and 'get lucky' ... why then she's fucking 2 dudes ... and probably has her eye on another (2+).

...and so the game goes.

But come to think of it, after rereading my post I'm starting to feel a little grimey... :D
 
ICON said:
Its a fact of life chicks love to get fucked.


Yes but what most men miss is that women love to get fucked by a very small minority of men...

The average woman only wants to fuck about 2% of the many men that are persuing her... There are so many men that even the most selective women still endup hoing with multiple dudes....



All women have a "ho" inside it is up to you to bring it out cause best believe somebindy is fucking her wether you are or not.
 
hctiger79 said:
I dont get it, the 1st gurl don't look nothin like the 2nd gurl. so why wood u call the 1st one a ho?...and who's the dood in the middle, and what does he have to do with anything...?:confused:

:cool:
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Are you fuckin kidding me? :confused:
What are you 6 years old? :confused:
Did you miss the entire 1990's? :confused:
Or did you ride the "short bus" to school everyday? :confused:

If you missed the meaning of this entire thread (which you probably did), then log off BGOL and try this website from now on:

www.disney.com
 
neoafrican said:
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I see your point. A brother who thinks he's getting 'exclusive' could be seriously caught up. But the playgirl has no reason to lie. If a sister tells a brother "she's dating" and he doesn't take the hint, then the blame lies with him...

From the ages of 25-40, the odds of finding a stunner who is not fucking anyone is pretty low. And if she's seeing another cat when you kick it and 'get lucky' ... why then she's fucking 2 dudes ... and probably has her eye on another (2+).

...and so the game goes.

But come to think of it, after rereading my post I'm starting to feel a little grimey... :D


My point was that you made it seem like some kind of testament to one's manhood to be able to hook up with one of these chicks, your "playgirl." The truth is, though, as long as you didn't either just pay cash up front or knock the bitch out and throw her over your shoulder then she's the one who got you.


 
THA ILLEST said:
the best way to spot an undercover ho is wit conversation.
IEman99 said:
:yes: :yes: :yes: they'll give themselves away. and when you notice a lie, dont confront, just take a mental note.
ifuno said:
For me it usually comes up in the convo. Let a woman talk long enough, she'll let you know all that you need to know.
DADDY4HOES said:
Any woman can be gotten at the right time.....
kgoodbar said:
How do you spot an undercover ho? :smh:

I can always tell an undercover ho if she has...

A PUSSY!!

They're all undercover ho's for the right game! :yes: :yes: :lol:

notice a common theme in these posts :confused:. pick a females brain man! verse with her, go back & forth, pay attention to what she says & what she does.
 
Tony Soprano said:
Co-sign killa!!!

Here are my clues for spotting undercover hoes...

1.) A tongue-ring.
2.) She only has "male friends".
3.) Tattoo on lower back.
4.) She carries condoms in her purse.

CO-SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have experienced that tat on the back thing personally at work with 2 of em, and it has been mentioned numerous times in this thread, must be Gospel. The others are very relevant especially the male friend groupies.
 
i like hoes. i got more respect for a hoe that plays her part than a undercover hoe. nothing worst than chic that wanna play phone games with you meanwhile fucking everybody else. that's when you gotta take that shit as disrespect cause da hoe is trying play you as sucker. that's when you gotta tell a chic to get da fuck off your phone and hang up on her. i just got off da phone with a chic that wants me to take her and her kids to da movies to see norbit. i laughed in her ear for about two mins. she must of bumped her head. bitch you think i got time to play father when i got a true to life slut coming through tonight. at da end of da day i get along better with hoes cause we got something in common. to answer your ? every chic is a hoe on one level or another.
 
Good ass advice so far .. let me add-on...

1)Bitch wears extremely tooo much lip gloss and/or glittery lip stick ... lips lookin like some muphuccin glazed donuts.

2)The broad can't hide her ASS crack to save here life ... its like the bitch only has low rise jeans in her wardrobe ... and have the nerve to wear dem shits to church. No lie, I've seen dis shyt!!! Niggaz in the house of the Lord drooling wit they tongue out!

3)Smells of cheap perfume and Cigarellos/Newports .. Haha nigga, tell me I'm lying!

4)Bitch be at da club religiously, tuesday-sunday, got 3 kids that she dont EVER have. Dem children been at da sitter(mommas house) allllll week!!!

5)Breath smells like Old Man Dick and Throat Spit ... Uggghhhh!
 
Conversation is a great way to find out actually try to have a intelligent conversation with her and talk about relationships. I don't like phone conversations because I can read people like a book so its better in person but after a while if you are smart or have went through trial and error you will find out if she is a hoe.

Also its common knowledge that birds of a feather flock together check out her friends if they are hoes she is a hoe too.
 
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