How do you spot an undercover ho?
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you can spot her by the fact she is female - all women are Undercover hoes
I've dealt with some really conservative women - and have been surpirsed to hear them tell me stories about thier sex history - one-night stands,freaking brothers/boyfriends Father , lesbian experiences,sex in public,etc....
I've dealt with some really conservative women - and have been surpirsed to hear them tell me stories about thier sex history - one-night stands,freaking brothers/boyfriends Father , lesbian experiences,sex in public,etc....
I got it right here:
"...I'm a virgin..."
Unless she a REAL good girl, about 95% of the time, bet's believe that's a hoe. She'll tell you she's a virgin when really she probably just had sex like 10 minutes ago, *holds up 10 fingers* 10.
"...I'm a virgin..."
Unless she a REAL good girl, about 95% of the time, bet's believe that's a hoe. She'll tell you she's a virgin when really she probably just had sex like 10 minutes ago, *holds up 10 fingers* 10.
Haven't met a career driven, money makin, college educated ho yet. Food for thought. 
My boy's wife wore a pair of them glass slippers down the aisle at their wedding. Every dude sitting near me that had ever been to strip club was snickering like a mufukka when she walked by.
That was four years ago, now the dude got a shorty that looks his wife's ex-man, old girl has been caught out there SEVERAL times with dudes and the crazy bitch actually made a public scene that was ill enough that it got newspaper play when she went to her man's house (meaning the dude she was cheating on my boy with) and slashed HIS WIFE's tires and busted out all of her car windows because dude decided he was gonna stay with her.
She eventually left my boy and now lives in Atlanta with the BEST MAN from the wedding.
THEM FUCKIN' GLASS SLIPPERS MAN. EVERY TIME.
Haven't met a career driven, money makin, college educated ho yet. Food for thought.
You don't get out much, huh?
c/s some of them chic think they're slick. da one thing i look at when dealing with a chic that want to play da claire huxtable role, is her friends. wanna figure a broad out, check her friends. if all her friends are hoes, you already know what it is. if she claim to only fuck with niggas cuz she can't trust chics, you already know what it is. it's funny when a chic try to act like she's da only good girl out of her friend, and everybody around her got da game fuck up. trust me she'll give you all da info you need, just listen to her... i got no respect for undercover hoes, cuz at da end of da day, i feel like da bitch is trying to play me for a fool.
No actually I know some women who pretend to got it going on but they don't. Most career drivin' chick I know ain't hoes. They ain't the most attractive chicks either; mainly average lookin'.
Hmmmn...
The question is wide open, and its hard to generalize women into either 'hoe' or not hoe (shades of grey my bother). So let's set a few parameters. Lets say there are three types of women who might want to quick-fuck you (listed below) but could wind up being big trouble down the road.
(1) Hoe - chick who is out to rook you for paper/favors/items and probably will give you a dose of something if you hang with her long enough. Willing to fuck for food (or drink, or shoes, etc). Probably has 1 guy for the rent, 1 for the car note, 1 for vacation, etc.
(2) Slut - woman who only wants sex from you but has psychological issues which cause her to sleep with too many men for her (and your) own good.
(3) Playgirl - just wants to have sex with the right man. Likes a small amount of variety but doesn't want to be committed (will always have 2+ regular guys in rotation).
HOES can be well maintained and smell good. But they will size you up. Your watch. Your jewelry. Your shoes. Your nails. Your ride. What kind of card you have in your wallet. What you say you do for a living versus your convo and obvious financial means... She is looking for approx 3x+y more than you are willing to give. And she wants it in a week or two 'cause any longer and you will surely figure out her obvious games. She talks fast and has you buy drinks even faster. Stick with her and you will eventually become a whiney trick. "Where you goin?" "Who dat on the phone?" "Why my dick swole?" "Damn my balls itch..."
How to identify - she will be busy on Friday if you call on Thursday, but will 'suddenly be free' if you offer to spend. You're basically outbidding the next trick.
If you drop 5 bucks, she will pick that shit up and not tell you. Will take tip money off the dinner table if you exit the restaurant first. She is always looking around for the next man. Lots of quick glances. If you look away she will ALWAYS look away and scan the room.
In the clubs she frequents, niccas will nod at you but not speak. Its like Vietnam 1968... No nicca wants to talk to a dude who is just going to die anyway...
SLUTS are sad to behold for the righteous man. I'd say they form the largest category of women who offer up quick sex to multiple partners. Confused, her self worth is tied closely to how she appears to men, or rather how long she can hold a man's attention.
How to identify - She mistakes your nut for your love. She babbles to fill the empty space and keep you from recognizing that there is no real bond between you. Sex is one of her modes of babble... In the club she is the one wearing the 'white belt' and shiny shit to catch your eye. Her titty is always ready to fall out. She plays dumber than she is, and drinks to dull her senses so you will find her approachable. She will lay her ass on you before the end of the first song and create 'opportunities' for you to say sexual things to her or 'think' your game is extra tight. In reality the fix was in when she sprayed her pussy with perfume at 7:00pm. You just happen to be the acceptable nicca who made his move at the right time. (But I guess having good timing is truly having good game...)
Help this sister. She's not bad, just weak. You can't save-a-hoe, but you can save-a-slut. If she's not too broken down yet (these are the ones that will have carpet burn and gap pussies) pull her out of the game by giving her regular dick. Take her out to the movies and dinner once in a while (if she's presentable) and suggest she read a fucking book. Something on black empowerment...
Realize that when she gets her self respect back your ass is going to have to learn how to properly eat pussy ... and the sex will get cut back to 2x a week at most. And my brothers, this one is MOST LIKELY to ask you to go without a bag so you can be a babbydaddy and provide a lifetime (hopefully) of attention...
PLAYGIRLS My nicca... If you have attracted one of these you must have true game or be one fit cat.
How to identify - She will talk strong (not babble or trick-talk) and say her true mind. Will not focus on games to discover how much you make, because she doesn't need your loot. In the club she will back into you once to 'size you up' and if you are not packing what she wants she'll politely slip away. She doesn't have shifty demeanor, and is hoping to be excited by YOU, rather than checking the corner of the club for a new trick. (She is very sensitive to what you say). This is the chick that will definitely respond to a good description of a quality love nest. If you talk about having a sunken tub, she will grant you bonus points. She's quiet because its on you to fuck things up. She came over because she thought you were proper ... don't prove her wrong.
Also note - no one in the club knows her. If they do, they can't say she's a hoe or a slut. They just draw a blank. Chumps, wanna be players and other non-proper types will NOT be able to hang. Or will make up shit about her because they struck out. She's too smart to have more than one regular guy at a particular hangout, so if she's not with a brotha she's definitely looking.
Sending her an Alize (without knowing what she drinks in the first place) is a turn off. She's not at the club to drink and forget, or drink and be foolish. She's probably a wine drinker anyway. She will NEVER be alone at a club (will have a wingwoman), but will pass through a bar after work for quick look at the locals. If she's alone at the club - THROW IT IN REVERSE - you have mistaken a SLUT or a HOE for a PLAYGIRL.
Hoes and Sluts do not often socialize. Sluts give away for free what Hoes want to be paid for.
Sluts and Playgirls do not often socialize. Sluts are surrounded by knuckleheads. Playgirls find these types offensive.
Hoes and Playgirls can be found together frequently since they usually don't compete for the same men. Hoes want a weak nicca with a loose grip on his money (trick). Whereas Playgirls want an exceptional brother (physical/mental-wise) and are far less interested in his spend.
My brother, when you and your boy are approached by a hoe and a playgirl in attack formation, judge thyself carefully by which one steps to you...
POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!
Personally I think the days of women being defined as hoes are over. Everybody's doing their own thing these days so those labels either don't apply or don't tell the whole story. Women are the majority now, they are making their own rules not trying to live up to a man's expectations anymore. But there is that chick who hates men, wants to bring a nigga down by any means necessary, that's the chick you gotta look out for.
1)She knows the names of housekeeping at the motel by name
2)She can slide your condom on better than you can on your own dick
3)The mark of the whore: that tatoo between the small of the back and the ass(90% accuracy)
4)She has a Blackplanet account
5)She changes her cell number at least once every three months
2)She can slide your condom on better than you can on your own dick
3)The mark of the whore: that tatoo between the small of the back and the ass(90% accuracy)
4)She has a Blackplanet account
5)She changes her cell number at least once every three months
You left that part out, that's a-WHOLE-nother story. I know plenty of career "hoes", just because you use the excuse you don't have time for a relationship to pick up random dudes to fuck doesn't mean you ain't a hoe any more than chicks that are lookin' for love.
When she tells you in conversation that "All of her friends are guy friends" and that she can't get along with other females!"
The reason she can't get along with other females is that she has probably flirted or fucked their boyfriends or husbands behind their backs.
The reason she can't get along with other females is that she has probably flirted or fucked their boyfriends or husbands behind their backs.
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All you have to do is ask the right questions. What makes her a hoe? Is it how quick she will fuck? Because they will all fuck at one time or another, given the right man approaches her. Every woman has been a hoe to some niggah who fucked and didn't call her anymore, that goes for classy chicks and hood chicks. If you peak her mentally and physically she'll fuck given the right situation. My advice is, look for the lies and deception. If she lie alot, leave that bitch alone, because she can't be trusted, because she's not secure in who she is. If she tell you the embarrassing truth about her pass, give her a chance, at least you can trust her. Coming from a divorcee, being able to trust her is what counts. Some females are dead giveaways for women you don't want to wifey. It's common sense. You don't wifey bitches with alot of tats and piercings, the same reason decent women don't look for husbands from flashy ass niggas, "You're insecure" and looking for approval from the opposite sex to build your self esteem. Therefore, she is likely to give that pussy up to any niggah that compliments her and gives her attention. If the woman isn't a habitual liar, has goals and has already accomplished some of them, and not lazy ass hell. She could be wifey material. Name a bitch, and you can name a niggah that treated her like a hoe.
cosign!!
Haven't met a career driven, money makin, college educated ho yet. Food for thought.
It depends on how you define the word but man the slickest women I know work in corporate America. Those are the chicks that have a real understanding of the relationship between pussy, money and power.
Damn Femm!!! Somethin' strike a nerve??????
Even tho you said this makes up the largest concentration, I can relate to this one like a mothafucka. Dead on. I dropped her ass tho...never even wifed her up tho really.
But to answer the original question, "How to spot an undercover ho"? In my opinion, you don't spot, you just assume she and most women are until proven otherwise. I've met and known far too many women of varying races and social classes that have fukked many-a-nigga. There is no sure-fire way to spot it, unless it's downright obvious. You have to know the girl for a period of time to determine whether or not, she could be a ho, never been a ho, be a reformed ho, or she could just be in the offseason.
dam yall just described every chick i went out with in the last 10 years
like bell biv devoe said i thought it was me
like bell biv devoe said i thought it was me
That would be Marion Brooks, who is currently an anchor at WMAQ (NBC 5) in Chicago. Her station didn't really cover that story when it first broke, but all of the competing stations did.
You mean the clear acrylic "stripper shoes/heels"; yeah, once you have owned some of those, you have earned some "money" in the VIP/Champagne room on more than one occasion.
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ITS ALL IN THE CONDITION THE PUSSYS IN. IF SHES GOT 1 OF THOSE GAPING BOXES..WITH NO KIDS...THEN U'VE FOUND YOURSELF A STUNT!
Not necessarily, I had this sista that had the tightest pussy I ever been in. Shit felt like a hand holdin yo dick down there. But cuum to find out more cars had been in there than a parking garage......at a shoppin mall......on Christmas Eve!!!!
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