How do you spot an undercover ho?

[ICON]

Its a fact of life chicks love to get fucked. We all know a ho when we see them but what bout when they camouflage.

For Example you meet this


to only find out she is an

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For those that have gotten bitten or almost got bitten What sets your spider sense off

 

[ASHYKNUCKKS]

It's obvious when you smash after the first date and she's talking about "I never do this on the first night".

 

[Mr.Bizkits]

Three or more Tattos

and I will argue with anyone on this board but a chick that owns a pair of glass slippers.

 

[THA ILLEST]

the best way to spot an undercover ho is wit conversation.

 

[John_Gault]

I don't care if she is a ho or a slut . . . as long as she isn't a liar.
It's not the behavior that bothers me . . . it's the decepticon, fraud that these lunatics visit upon a mans home soil . . .


Who needs that shit



"Who's gettin' played? NOT ME" - Jay-Z who ya' wit'.

 

[Makkonnen]

abc news in atlanta is worth watchin because of ol girl
why she gotta be a ho?

 

[UltimateLurker]

Pull some of these out(in her presence this never fails)

 

[KINGLIFER]

Tat over her ass...

here is something to think about...
no virgin wears an ankle bracelet.

 

[Crown&Coke]

Tat over her ass...

here is something to think about...
no virgin wears an ankle bracelet.

Thats something to shoot for

 

[WampWamp]

the White Belt

 

[Spectrum]

I don't care if she is a ho or a slut . . . as long as she isn't a liar.
It's not the behavior that bothers me . . . it's the decepticon, fraud that these lunatics visit upon a mans home soil . . .


Who needs that shit



"Who's gettin' played? NOT ME" - Jay-Z who ya' wit'.

cosign again man

 

[kgoodbar]

How do you spot an undercover ho?


I can always tell an undercover ho if she has...

A PUSSY!!

They're all undercover ho's for the right game!

 

[The Plutonian]

yea...that ol 'i never do this on the first night shit' is weak man how you gonna be a dicksucking champ the first night out? Orrrrrr 'i don't usually swallow but___________' get the picture yet?

 

[bigcrazymike]

We all know it's when they say that all there friends are dudes, and they don't have any female friends cuz they don't get along with women. And you already know what's up with those "male friends".

 

[DADDY4HOES]

Any woman can be gotten at the right time.....if ya married I hate to be the one to tell ya.

 

[greygoose]

bump

 

[MrLove]

"They'll tell you a lie
With a colgate smile, hey baby
Love you 1 second & hate you the next 1
Oh ain't it crazy, yeah

All I can say, ay, hey
Of 1 thing I am certain, ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo
They're all the same
All the sluts and the saints
Poor misery my friend
Cherchez La Femme"

 

[cooliojones]

abc news in atlanta is worth watchin because of ol girl
why she gotta be a ho?

Wasn't she the one involved in that Bill Campbell scandal? It was somebody, I can't remember who.

 

[OG512]

Three or more Tattos

This married w/kids chick at my job got the tat above the ass. Went out for drinks with the coworkers, saw the tat when she bent over, smashed it 2 days later.

 

[OG512]

they'll give themselves away. and when you notice a lie, dont confront, just take a mental note.

cosign

 

[water]

Cellphone is ALWAYS turned off/ on vibrate/never gets calls when you are around

 

[jblaque]

I'll Let Them Talk!

 

[AgentCreed]

that tat thing....

 

[BENBRIZZLE]

How do you spot an undercover ho?


I can always tell an undercover ho if she has...

A PUSSY!!

They're all undercover ho's for the right game!

 

[osirianprncpl]

She always carries a toothbrush.

 

[Indelible_01]

ITS ALL IN THE CONDITION THE PUSSYS IN. IF SHES GOT 1 OF THOSE GAPING BOXES..WITH NO KIDS...THEN U'VE FOUND YOURSELF A STUNT!

 

[WorldEX]

Judge yourself first..then you see if she is..

 

[Sango]

Let them talk. If you think she's a ho therefore she is.. The thought shouldn't pass by you. Yet in case she's a cunning ho refer to my first line of advice let them talk. They'll eventually expose themselves.

Catch phrases:
1-"I don't usually do this"
2-"I'm tired of men wanting me for sex only"
3-"I'm not looking for a 1 night stand"
4-"I've never had a 1 night stand"

 

[TRUFICTION]

the best way to spot an undercover ho is wit conversation.

IF YOU BELIEVE ANY OF THE OTHER BULLSHIT
IN THIS THREAD BESIDES THIS RIGHT HERE,
MORE THAN LIKELY YOU WILL MISS OUT ON MORE SHIT THAN YOU WILL RECIEVE FROM A CHICK.
YOU WILL POSSIBLY MISREAD, MRS. RIGHT..,

YOU CANT PUT THEM IN CATAGORIES ON FIRST SIGHT,
THEY HAVE TO BE HANDLED ON A CASE BY CASE BASIS
THE WAY A DOCTOR DOES HIS PATIENTS.

I don't care if she is a ho or a slut . . . as long as she isn't a liar.
It's not the behavior that bothers me . . . it's the decepticon, fraud that these lunatics visit upon a mans home soil . . .


Who needs that shit




"Who's gettin' played? NOT ME" - Jay-Z who ya' wit'.

 

[Mr.Still Fly]

If she keeps an overnight bag... or extra toothbush... or some wipes in her purse.

 

[spranger1]

Wasn't she the one involved in that Bill Campbell scandal? It was somebody, I can't remember who.

Nah, that's Marion Brooks, last sighted in Chicago

 

[SpiritualPorn]

I don't care if she is a ho or a slut . . . as long as she isn't a liar.
It's not the behavior that bothers me . . . it's the decepticon, fraud that these lunatics visit upon a mans home soil . . .


Who needs that shit



"Who's gettin' played? NOT ME" - Jay-Z who ya' wit'.

Agreed

 

[Mr.Bizkits]

any chick that wears blue eye shadow

 

[Criptonite187]

It's obvious when you smash after the first date and she's talking about "I never do this on the first night".

That has to be the most Infamous Line in the World. They all Say that shit. How u Gone Lie to me on the First Night? Damn.

 

[nyeleman]

I learnt these from experience

When she has niggaz always calling her , usually the niggaz calling know she is an easy source of kitty. She calls them her 'ex boyfriends'

When she says all her boyfriends treated her bad and dumped her and there seems be a line of them. One way i tell if if a woman's good i look at the reasons why she got out of relationships or whether they were respectable ones.

Has a myspace or hi5 account and constantly takes pictures which she updates. Has 500 contacts on her aim and has provocative pictures

Always has other females hating and complains that some hating ass bitches are spreading rumours about her being a ho.

Always clubbing i mean every weekend ,knows half the club and the dj's