How do you spot an undercover ho?

Sangria said:
nothin cracks me up more than cats that pride themselves on being the expert of love!

this sounds like an excerpt outta essence magazine or sumthin.

you aint saying nothing different then anybody else.
:hmm:
Well sir please pardon my vacuous attempt at eloquent prose, perhaps I should have reconsidered my languid vernacular in the presence of such distinguished linguists as yourself? :rolleyes:

What cracks me up are jackasses like your self that have nothing positive to contribute, yet waste everyone else's time with innate and obtuse "observations" on other people's comments.

Grow up read a book or two and stop butting into grown folks business.
 
bigcrazymike said:
We all know it's when they say that all there friends are dudes, and they don't have any female friends cuz they don't get along with women. And you already know what's up with those "male friends".




Thats the one right there cuz, thats the one. Plus, when a bitch quick to call another bitch a hoe and tell you all her business. Classic case of the pot calling the kettle black.
 
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Look at her calendar. If she has dudes names on her calendar, there's all the proof you desire. Ladies am i lying? :lol:
 
This thread is hilarious. Like there is a "formula".


Half of these dudes are describing their mommas.
 
How to spot a hoe:

1. Tongue/nipple/clit piercings, tat on titty/pelvic area... shes a hoe
2. If she wears a thong/no drawz... shes a hoe
3. U chill with her for a first time, she gets a call, and cuts the night short... shes a hoe
4. If she approaches u first... shes a hoe
5. If she attends the club like a deacon attends church... shes a hoe

*the obvious:
if she got three kids and she not 24 yet... run up in that easy cooda

*** catch phrases:

1. I hate it when guys lie to me
2. Why cant guys just be honest with what they want
3. Wheres your girlfriend
4. Can I come thru tonight?
5. You got some drinks/smoke?

*the obvious
"im just lookin for friends right now"
 
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MrLove said:
Well sir please pardon my vacuous attempt at eloquent prose, perhaps I should have reconsidered my languid vernacular in the presence of such distinguished linguists as yourself? :rolleyes:

What cracks me up are jackasses like your self that have nothing positive to contribute, yet waste everyone else's time with innate and obtuse "observations" on other people's comments.

oh just like YOU?. u mad cause im biting your style? :lol: :lol: . you wasted MY time with YOUR observations on other peoples' comments.

MrLove said:
Not for nothing, but this post has to be some of the worst advice I've ever read...
I think half of these dudes must still be virgins or something

your vocabulary doesnt impress me nor does it validate your opinion over somebody elses
 
UltimateLurker said:
Pull some of these out(in her presence :lol: :lol: :lol: this never fails)
stacks%20of%20money.jpg

Uh-huh... :yes:
 
Sangria said:
oh just like YOU?. u mad cause im biting your style? :lol: :lol: . you wasted MY time with YOUR observations on other peoples' comments.
your vocabulary doesnt impress me nor does it validate your opinion over somebody elses
I'm not trying to impress you dumb ass, your not intelligent enough 2 be worthy of my time... nor astute enough to realize that I actually offered something positive to add to this thread (a valid opinion based on many years of experience with actual women) not the internet fantasies of losers like yourself.
Go finish beating off to your Tranny porn and call it a night. :cool:
 
Dayum you mf are wasting time trying to figure out all this shit.

Its simple, Look into a womans eyes and she will tell you everything you need to know...............if she wants you to know.

All this tattoo on the ass and who she got male friends shit is dumb. SO what if she lies to you-that only shows you are too emotional to deal with reality :lol:
 
MrLove said:
I'm not trying to impress you dumb ass, your not intelligent enough 2 be worthy of my time...

then why the third response then?

MrLove said:
nor astute enough to realize that I actually offered something positive to add to this thread

well u werent astute enough to realize that different things work for different people. anyway, how positive could trying to detect a hoe be?

MrLove said:
(a valid opinion based on many years of experience with actual women) not the internet fantasies of losers like yourself.
Go finish beating off to your Tranny porn and call it a night. :cool:

im not doubting you have a good track record with actual women, but i should. how good could it be? your looking at porn like everybody else. therefore that would equally make you a such loser -because porn is asexual fantasy.
or are you just here for the articles? :lol:
 
That garter belt around her neck, Vanity Six Style.........toothbrush and tats and oh yeah piercing the tongue.......... :yes:
 
Boy you cats kill me! Some of you are obviously VERY, VERY, VERY YOUNG MINDED.

Even the most upstanding woman has been a so called "undercover whore" for at least one particular man at some point in her life. Just as every man has been a simp/trick for at least one woman in his life.


It is less about a woman's PAST RESUME than it is about how she treats you her current man. Like on of the posters said before ... to me its more about can I trust the woman... more than is she is/was a hoe.

In some cases a woman goes from man to man until she finds that one that can MAN UP and provide everything that she needs mentally and physically.

Just like Dudes go from broad to broad until they can find that ONE WIFEY---
 
IEman99 said:
:yes: :yes: :yes: they'll give themselves away. and when you notice a lie, dont confront, just take a mental note.
urhhhhhnnnnn... wrong answer! but close.... you need to induce a lubricant... i suggest *instert picture of a cannabis plant* OR *insert picture of a popular alcoholic beverage*
 
nyeleman said:
knows half the club and the dj's
cosign on that pimp.
a got a lot of potnas who are dj's.
and they'll tell u.
if they get know a broad by name,
she's a jumpoff.
and dont let the dj shout the bitch out on the mic..
instant giveaway. :yes:

NOTE TO FELLAS: CLUB DJs ONLY CARE ABOUT KNOWING WOMEN THEYRE FUCKIN, FUCKED, OR GONNA FUCK.
exceptions: family members and promoters.



www.hiltonwhore.com
 
femmenoire said:
This thread is hilarious. Like there is a "formula".


Half of these dudes are describing their mommas.

3/4 OF THE CATS THAT HAVE RESPONDED TO THIS THREAD
ARE LOSERS WITH LIMITED EXPERIENCE.
YOU CAN TELL WHO THEY ARE BY THEIR ANSWERS.
MOST OF THEIR EXPERIENCE IS BASED ON ONE OR TWO CHICKS THEY
MAY HAVE COME IN CONTACT WITH OR SOEM SHIT THEIR BY TOLD THEM
WHO WAS LYING IN THE FIRST PLACE.

MY OBSERVATION ....................
A LITTLE QUICK BGOL HISTORY
IF A THREAD WAS MADE.....AGAIN :rolleyes:
ABOUT HOW MANY WOMEN DUDES HAVE FUCKED

THE ONES WITH LARGE NUMBERS WILL GET DOGGED OUT FOR
HAVING FUCKED 50 TO 100 OR MORE WOMEN AND TOLD TO GET TESTED AND ALL THAT SILLY SHIT.

THE MAJORITY OF THE RESPONDERS WERE
THE ONES THAT SAY THEY HAVENT RACKED UP THOSE NUMBERS BECAUSE ITS ALL ABOUT QUALITY NOT QUANTITY ,WHICH WOULD MEAN THEY HAVE ONLY HAD A FEW WOMEN IN THEIR SHORT TIME OF DATING AND FUCKING.....USUALLY UNDER AGE 30.

IN CONCLUSION
IF MOST ACCORDING TO WHAT IVE READ ON PREVIOUS BGOL POST DEALING WITH EXPERIENCE WITH WOMEN,
HAVE ONLY FUCKED WITH A FEW WOMEN IN THEIR LIFE
HOW COULD THEY KNOW THE DIFFERENCE AND WHAT A HO IS ?

HOES COME IN ALL SHAPES SIZES COLORS AND ATTITUDES ,VERY OFTEN A WOLF IN SHEEPS CLOTHING .....NOT WOLVES CLOTHING AS MANY HERE
IN THIS POST WOULD HAVE YOU THINK.*very childish*

IF THE ONES THAT FUCKED WITH HUNDREDS AND ARE CALLED LIARS
BY THE ONES THAT DIDNT......HOW WOULD THEY KNOW.

THE ONES THAT DID FUCK LOTS OF WOMEN
ARENT EVEN POSTING IN THIS THREAD
BECAUSE THEY KNOW BETTER THAN
TO TRY AND STEREOTYPE CERTAIN SHIT.


IN THE WORDS OF THE OLD SCHOOL BGOL BOARD MEMBER, J.D.WALKER
"NIGGAS MAKE ME SICK" !:lol:
 
kgoodbar said:
How do you spot an undercover ho? :smh:


I can always tell an undercover ho if she has...

A PUSSY!!

They're all undercover ho's for the right game! :yes: :yes: :lol:


:lol: :yes:





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$10 Minimum Payout - Out every 20th of month
 
ODUB said:
Let them talk. If you think she's a ho therefore she is.. The thought shouldn't pass by you. Yet in case she's a cunning ho refer to my first line of advice let them talk. They'll eventually expose themselves.

Catch phrases:
1-"I don't usually do this"
2-"I'm tired of men wanting me for sex only"
3-"I'm not looking for a 1 night stand"
4-"I've never had a 1 night stand"
:yes:
 
ICON said:
Its a fact of life chicks love to get fucked. We all know a ho when we see them but what bout when they camouflage.

For Example you meet this


to only find out she is an

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For those that have gotten bitten or almost got bitten What sets your spider sense off



What the hell does the Johnny Depp/Donnie Brasco and the Ayana Angel picture add up to?????
 
kgoodbar said:
How do you spot an undercover ho? :smh:


I can always tell an undercover ho if she has...

A PUSSY!!

They're all undercover ho's for the right game! :yes: :yes: :lol:

^^^There is nothing else to say in this thread...
 
Mr.Bizkits said:
Three or more Tattos

and I will argue with anyone on this board but a chick that owns a pair of glass slippers.

Gotta disagree on this one. Met a sista who wore glasses, long skirts and penny loafers. She sucked my dick like nobody's business during our first two encounters and swallowed evey drop.

Didn 't have a tat on her.
 
I've always spotted them at the bar and the club. This to all of us is a no brainer. I mean they seem nice and what not before those five shots of patron. Any woman with since would know her limit before letting her self get pissy drunk and her hormones out of control.
 
THA ILLEST said:
the best way to spot an undercover ho is wit conversation.
:yes: :yes: thats all u need convo i just met a chick talking about she don't do this and that but from convo u will know right away u just gotta get ya game right don't be all hungry if she a jump off u will know the 1 thing dudes mess up on is being hungry act like u get pussy everything will follow i met 1 girl from work on mon fucked her fri first date just be easy :yes: :yes:
 
don't care if she is a ho or a slut . . . as long as she isn't a liar.


All womens are liars.

I don't know if its been posted. The real Hoes usually small talk a lot and they usually carry condoms.

I thought I had this bad phat mutha fucker. I looked in her trashcan one day to discover Hella Condoms.

I couldn't do it man. I bounced. Them type of Hoes scare me.
 
O.J PIMPSON said:
What the hell does the Johnny Depp/Donnie Brasco and the Ayana Angel picture add up to?????


Donnie Brasco = Undercover

and the porn chick below = Ho


:lol:
 
so many answers to this question.
one thing i do know...a "REAL HOE" keeps it real!!
that thing dude said about females not telling the truth.
well personally, out of all the females i meet, the hoe's that acknowledged the fact that they were hoes were some of the realest females i got with.
sometimes a little to real and blunt...but it was kool...i liked the honesty.
i wish i could take a hoe's realness and put it inside a classy female.
yeah i know some classy ladies that keep it real too.
but from the one's i met, the hoe's seemed more open and truthful about certain shit.
if only they didnt fuck multiple niggas, i wouldnt mind fucking with one
 
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