The more things change the more things remain the same.
Your friend Ray calls you up "out the blue," and tells you he needs a "wingman" because he wants to ride uptown and meet up with this female he recently met.
He tells you that they are supposed to go to dinner at the "Mamajuana Cafe" which is a restaurant up on Dyckman Street in the Inwood Section of Manhattan.
The deal is that Ray is going to take this female out to a nice dinner and then take her back to his place to see if he can "hit it." However, she is bringing her cousin along to run interference and use as an excuse for Ray so that she doesn't look too easy.
Your job is to preoccupy the cousin so that Ray can work on getting this female back to his place.
The 2 females are already sitting down when you and Ray first arrive at the place and Ray's girl seems like she is friendly and up for just about anything. However, you initially receive a "luke warm" reception from your date...Joi.
She looks alright to you and you are trying to be cordial in an attempt to keep her focused on you and not "cockblocking" her cousin and you are slowly chipping away until she got up to go to the bathroom.
Joi had one of the "phattest asses" in the place and she knew that was her "secret weapon" because she looked back at you when she got up and saw you staring and just smiled as if to say,
"I got him now," and she did.
When she came back to the table, she made mention of the fact that she caught you staring at her ass, and you admitted it and then you got really bold and told her that you planned on getting her drunk and taking advantage of her and how this will be the story I am going to tell our children when they get a bit older.
The 4 of you ended up back at Ray's place and he quickly retreated to his bedroom with his new conquest and you, well let's just say the line about the children must have worked on Joi.