Heavy duty Booty.
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This might be a church in the wild
You enjoy going to parties that Cisco and Millie host in your building, but you know that you always have to be prepared for the unexpected. For example a few weeks ago they had a party at their apartment and you had been drinking a lot of Fruit Punch.
Something told you to go downstairs to your place to use the bathroom, but you figured it would be quick and what could possibly go wrong? So you unzip your pants and start to relieve yourself when you heard what sounds like someone about to enter the bathroom.
You yell out:
"Give me a few minutes"
This doesn't matter because Millie's sister Kerolay, who is probably spending the weekend there comes busting into the bathroom topless and with and with a thong on. She's complaining about she has to get this nasty taste out of her mouth and really needed to brush her teeth.
The truth of the matter is that she wanted you to see what she was "working with" since she overheard you discussing a financial situation with Millie.
Something told you to go downstairs to your place to use the bathroom, but you figured it would be quick and what could possibly go wrong? So you unzip your pants and start to relieve yourself when you heard what sounds like someone about to enter the bathroom.
You yell out:
"Give me a few minutes"
This doesn't matter because Millie's sister Kerolay, who is probably spending the weekend there comes busting into the bathroom topless and with and with a thong on. She's complaining about she has to get this nasty taste out of her mouth and really needed to brush her teeth.
The truth of the matter is that she wanted you to see what she was "working with" since she overheard you discussing a financial situation with Millie.
"DJ" invited you to a cookout this weekend and you looked forward to attending, that was until some of the fellas told you that his ex-wife may be stopping by.
You were hoping to avoid any potential fireworks because his new girlfriend was going to be there also.
You could here some of the whispers saying that from a physical stand point he probably "traded down."
Those comments didn't age well when the new girlfriend actually showed up.
You were hoping to avoid any potential fireworks because his new girlfriend was going to be there also.
You could here some of the whispers saying that from a physical stand point he probably "traded down."
Those comments didn't age well when the new girlfriend actually showed up.
The more things change the more things remain the same.
Your friend Ray calls you up "out the blue," and tells you he needs a "wingman" because he wants to ride uptown and meet up with this female he recently met.
He tells you that they are supposed to go to dinner at the "Mamajuana Cafe" which is a restaurant up on Dyckman Street in the Inwood Section of Manhattan.
The deal is that Ray is going to take this female out to a nice dinner and then take her back to his place to see if he can "hit it." However, she is bringing her cousin along to run interference and use as an excuse for Ray so that she doesn't look too easy.
Your job is to preoccupy the cousin so that Ray can work on getting this female back to his place.
The 2 females are already sitting down when you and Ray first arrive at the place and Ray's girl seems like she is friendly and up for just about anything. However, you initially receive a "luke warm" reception from your date...Joi.
She looks alright to you and you are trying to be cordial in an attempt to keep her focused on you and not "cockblocking" her cousin and you are slowly chipping away until she got up to go to the bathroom.
Joi had one of the "phattest asses" in the place and she knew that was her "secret weapon" because she looked back at you when she got up and saw you staring and just smiled as if to say,
"I got him now," and she did.
When she came back to the table, she made mention of the fact that she caught you staring at her ass, and you admitted it and then you got really bold and told her that you planned on getting her drunk and taking advantage of her and how this will be the story I am going to tell our children when they get a bit older.
The 4 of you ended up back at Ray's place and he quickly retreated to his bedroom with his new conquest and you, well let's just say the line about the children must have worked on Joi.
Your friend Ray calls you up "out the blue," and tells you he needs a "wingman" because he wants to ride uptown and meet up with this female he recently met.
He tells you that they are supposed to go to dinner at the "Mamajuana Cafe" which is a restaurant up on Dyckman Street in the Inwood Section of Manhattan.
The deal is that Ray is going to take this female out to a nice dinner and then take her back to his place to see if he can "hit it." However, she is bringing her cousin along to run interference and use as an excuse for Ray so that she doesn't look too easy.
Your job is to preoccupy the cousin so that Ray can work on getting this female back to his place.
The 2 females are already sitting down when you and Ray first arrive at the place and Ray's girl seems like she is friendly and up for just about anything. However, you initially receive a "luke warm" reception from your date...Joi.
She looks alright to you and you are trying to be cordial in an attempt to keep her focused on you and not "cockblocking" her cousin and you are slowly chipping away until she got up to go to the bathroom.
Joi had one of the "phattest asses" in the place and she knew that was her "secret weapon" because she looked back at you when she got up and saw you staring and just smiled as if to say,
"I got him now," and she did.
When she came back to the table, she made mention of the fact that she caught you staring at her ass, and you admitted it and then you got really bold and told her that you planned on getting her drunk and taking advantage of her and how this will be the story I am going to tell our children when they get a bit older.
The 4 of you ended up back at Ray's place and he quickly retreated to his bedroom with his new conquest and you, well let's just say the line about the children must have worked on Joi.
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When you first saw "K" you were in caught off guard for 2 reasons...
For 1 she was one of the "thickest" young ladies that you had seen in a long time and 2 she resembled a very close female friend of yours, and may have possibly been her cousin.
You were being very sincere in your approach and called out to her to stop for a moment because you wanted to ask her about her being related to your friend.
You assumed that she probably wouldn't stop because she was getting quite a bit of attention from men the minute she hit the block, but you took a chance anyway.
To this day you are not sure what made her turn around, but she did stop to have a conversation with you.
You must have been talking some good stuff that day because you ended up going out on a few dates with her which lead to her inviting you to spend the night at her place after your 4th date.
"K" try to make it clear that "nothing was going to happen," and at best we can just lay together and cuddle.
At least that is what she said at first...
For 1 she was one of the "thickest" young ladies that you had seen in a long time and 2 she resembled a very close female friend of yours, and may have possibly been her cousin.
You were being very sincere in your approach and called out to her to stop for a moment because you wanted to ask her about her being related to your friend.
You assumed that she probably wouldn't stop because she was getting quite a bit of attention from men the minute she hit the block, but you took a chance anyway.
To this day you are not sure what made her turn around, but she did stop to have a conversation with you.
You must have been talking some good stuff that day because you ended up going out on a few dates with her which lead to her inviting you to spend the night at her place after your 4th date.
"K" try to make it clear that "nothing was going to happen," and at best we can just lay together and cuddle.
At least that is what she said at first...
Yeah, you thought about "bending over" Emilia plenty of times, but when you were around her you acting like you had no interest in her at all. Part of the reason was that you had just come out of a "bad relationship" and just wanted to "chill" for awhile.
Furthermore, Emilia lived in your building and you wondered if things didn't work out with her would you still be able to remain friends? So, you took into consideration these factors and kept a safe distance away from her for now.
Emilia was used to getting attention because she had a "beautiful future behind her," and she knew it and if she didn't guys would constantly remind her of it.
But, you still keep your distance.
You were sure she wondered why you didn't try to make a move on her and would often have slick little comments to try to entice you and walk around making sure you noticed her ass.
Then there was the time she had brought over a "Strawberry Shortcake" that she made and wanted you to try. You recall she had asked to use your bathroom that evening and noticed that you had a shower massage and she wanted to try it. So you let her.
In the process of her taking a shower, she called you to the bathroom under false pretenses and stated that the shower massage was not adjusting properly and she wanted you to come look at it.
You soon realized that the shower fixture was not what she wanted you to see...
Furthermore, Emilia lived in your building and you wondered if things didn't work out with her would you still be able to remain friends? So, you took into consideration these factors and kept a safe distance away from her for now.
Emilia was used to getting attention because she had a "beautiful future behind her," and she knew it and if she didn't guys would constantly remind her of it.
But, you still keep your distance.
You were sure she wondered why you didn't try to make a move on her and would often have slick little comments to try to entice you and walk around making sure you noticed her ass.
Then there was the time she had brought over a "Strawberry Shortcake" that she made and wanted you to try. You recall she had asked to use your bathroom that evening and noticed that you had a shower massage and she wanted to try it. So you let her.
In the process of her taking a shower, she called you to the bathroom under false pretenses and stated that the shower massage was not adjusting properly and she wanted you to come look at it.
You soon realized that the shower fixture was not what she wanted you to see...
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