Sounds like you were looking like a great dad… during the summer I would take my boy son to the park.. you know how many baby mothers would be staring cause I’ll be the only dude there and my boy son would be having the time of his life cause I got him running around.. the ”oh you so good with kids” gene makes the pussy marinate.. I could tell you stories about how my boy lil son is a pussy magnet for me when he be running around and chicks take much notice... I learned about this natural gene way back in my highschool days when I use to have to pick up my lil sis from daycare/ after school program.. grown women shouldn’t give so much energy to a young nig, but they can’t help themselves when you look like a great dad
Bro... that's why we family.
I told this way back.
Walking in the park pushing the stroller exhausted.
These two women say hi
Fine as f*ck white and mixed.
I was shocked and said hi back
Now they turn around and start looking in the stroller.
Oh my God! Beautiful Amazing you just came from the museum? That is a nice! You read that book? You got it signed for the baby? oh my God!
I'm like confused and gassed at the same time.
Am I finally gonna get the and 1!?!
But I got the baby??!
Damn you lord.
Then they say look this may sound strange but just hear them out.
Eyebrow is now on Spock and the Rock
We are planning to get pregnant.
Damn you lord damn you
And we want a boy.
Wait what?
But we are thinking a masculine influence is healthy for development.
We don't know how much they are paying you but we will double it.
Wait what? They paying for me to get them pregnant?
You seem like a great nanny.
Wait but this is my kid I try to say...
Here is my card...
Corporate Attorney and the mixed chick had some gallery around the MET I can't remember exactly.
I'm stunned.
The baby is mad light so no one believes I'm the father.
They walk away and the baby starts laughing like this ni**a here.
And that is a actually a NICE CLEAN story. It gets dirtier.