He said he was taking their son to the park fell off into a date instead

Sounds like you were looking like a great dad… during the summer I would take my boy son to the park.. you know how many baby mothers would be staring cause I’ll be the only dude there and my boy son would be having the time of his life cause I got him running around.. the ”oh you so good with kids” gene makes the pussy marinate.. I could tell you stories about how my boy lil son is a pussy magnet for me when he be running around and chicks take much notice... I learned about this natural gene way back in my highschool days when I use to have to pick up my lil sis from daycare/ after school program.. grown women shouldn’t give so much energy to a young nig, but they can’t help themselves when you look like a great dad

Bro... that's why we family.

I told this way back.

Walking in the park pushing the stroller exhausted.

These two women say hi

Fine as f*ck white and mixed.

I was shocked and said hi back

Now they turn around and start looking in the stroller.

Oh my God! Beautiful Amazing you just came from the museum? That is a nice! You read that book? You got it signed for the baby? oh my God!

I'm like confused and gassed at the same time.

Am I finally gonna get the and 1!?!
But I got the baby??!
Damn you lord.

Then they say look this may sound strange but just hear them out.

Eyebrow is now on Spock and the Rock

We are planning to get pregnant.

Damn you lord damn you

And we want a boy.

Wait what?

But we are thinking a masculine influence is healthy for development.

We don't know how much they are paying you but we will double it.

Wait what? They paying for me to get them pregnant?

You seem like a great nanny.

Wait but this is my kid I try to say...

Here is my card...

Corporate Attorney and the mixed chick had some gallery around the MET I can't remember exactly.

I'm stunned.

The baby is mad light so no one believes I'm the father.

They walk away and the baby starts laughing like this ni**a here.

And that is a actually a NICE CLEAN story. It gets dirtier.
 
Bro... that's why we family.

I told this way back.

Walking in the park pushing the stroller exhausted.

These two women say hi

Fine as f*ck white and mixed.

I was shocked and said hi back

Now they turn around and start looking in the stroller.

Oh my God! Beautiful Amazing you just came from the museum? That is a nice! You read that book? You got it signed for the baby? oh my God!

I'm like confused and gassed at the same time.

Am I finally gonna get the and 1!?!
But I got the baby??!
Damn you lord.

Then they say look this may sound strange but just hear them out.

Eyebrow is now on Spock and the Rock

We are planning to get pregnant.

Damn you lord damn you

And we want a boy.

Wait what?

But we are thinking a masculine influence is healthy for development.

We don't know how much they are paying you but we will double it.

Wait what? They paying for me to get them pregnant?

You seem like a great nanny.

Wait but this is my kid I try to say...

Here is my card...

Corporate Attorney and the mixed chick had some gallery around the MET I can't remember exactly.

I'm stunned.

The baby is mad light so no one believes I'm the father.

They walk away and the baby starts laughing like this ni**a here.

And that is a actually a NICE CLEAN story. It gets dirtier.
I can only imagine the stories… i remember doing shooting displays at my lil sis after school program gym and hearing all the kids going crazy cheering me on and watching their mothers smiling and cheering me on to.. having a jump shot definitely has gotten me pussy a handful of times in my life.. funny when you do even more cocky shit like step further back everytime you hit the shot or keep moving around the court and just look around looking at the potential female victims.. oh man that reminds summertime must return to a particular park where a lot of female joggers run in the morning during the summer.. yeah lots of planning for upcoming summer mating season
 
dude there is a thread about how single black mothers are ruining their sons....and here is a perfect example of why there are single black mothers in the first place.

Yeah its fucked up when women get pissed off because their men cheated on them so they leverage the kids against him but she's hurt so she wants him to feel the same level of pain and betrayal she feels.. Thats not a female thing thats a HUMAN reaction cuz men do it too. Ya'll need to stop thinking this women are from Klingon and men are from Vulcan bullshit that men are all logical and thought processing and women are purely emotional. If you found out your wife or significant other was cheating on YOU and had the other nigga around your kids how would YOU react?? I GARANTEE you its NOT gonna be you telling the kids how their mommy and you dont agree right now but she's a good person tho.:rolleyes:

this is a perfect example of why single black mothers exist in the first place. and barely anyone in the thread even acknowledges this...people just default to SHE'S WRONG and he's stupid but NOT for the reasons of violating her trust, fidelity and monogamy...considering they have a kid together and she clearly doesn't approve his dating other women :rolleyes:

I noticed it but that's just how this board is so I don't bother with it anymore lol. It's basically an all dude forum and a lot more niggas are hurt by these chicks and hate em for it than they'll ever want to admit. I mean I get it, I got an ex I wouldnt spit on if she was on fire but I don't hold salt against all women for it lol.
 
I can only imagine the stories… i remember doing shooting displays at my lil sis after school program gym and hearing all the kids going crazy cheering me on and watching their mothers smiling and cheering me on to.. having a jump shot definitely has gotten me pussy a handful of times in my life.. funny when you do even more cocky shit like step further back everytime you hit the shot or keep moving around the court and just look around looking at the potential female victims.. oh man that reminds summertime must return to a particular park where a lot of female joggers run in the morning during the summer.. yeah lots of planning for upcoming summer mating season

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Bro...

Like I have said a million times

I know quite a few men who could tell legit #metoo stories where women were flagrant as hell. Once I had that ring on? Forget that once they HEARD I was engaged? I never had more women "accidentally " brush their hand against my crotch, cleavage in my face, good morning kisses and hugs, dirty jokes, and stuff I ain't typing on here happen at the office.

Stop triggering me bro.
 
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Bro...

Like I have said a million times

I know quote a few men who could tell legit #metoo stories where women were flagrant as hell. Once I had that ring on? Forget that once they HEARD I was engaged? I never had more women "accidentally " brush their hand against my crotch, cleavage in my face, good morning kisses and hugs, dirty jokes, and stuff I ain't typing on here happen at the office.

Stop triggering me bro.
Hehehe women I love them
 
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Real talk

I never ever got more attention more flirting more phone numbers more cooked meals more of the most well you get the picture...

Until women heard I was engaged, saw my ring and saw me with the baby.

It didn't make no type of sense.

Example?

SZA looking chick: oh my gawd your baby is so cute. And your such a good father. Can you help make me one? I'm just playing. Where the mama at? Let me hold the door for you. Where you headed? How you know all the cool kid spots? My nephew needs to come here one day too, let me give you my number so you can send me the info.

I started the madness with my niece, she was the cutiest kid .....
 
Hehehe women I love them

damn you to hell you jinxed me bro

Reading all this I got the kid early went to the park, which I don't do enough

Few minutes little girl comes up and asks can they play together I say sure

about 10 minutes in I see the same little girl drag this FINE dark skin latina babysitter over

and she introduces herself (sexy ass accent too), I say hi

chit chat

after about another 30 minutes I gotta bounce the babysitter asks my schedule and when I would be back with the baby

and I go tell the little girl good bye and thank you for playing so nicely with the baby

She says No problem My aunt kizzy sent me to you. Bye!
 
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