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a fuckin shark ate me

trevor woke up a an island, i had to hike all the way back. once i got to the top of the hill a fuckin mountain lion got me

:hmm:

bitch is missing coons all in the trash

cats fuckin and fightin at 3am

i walked up on a drug deal gone bad like in no country for old men, killed the gang bangers on the ground took the money and then some fuckin trucks boxed me up and blew my shit up

:hmm:
 
a fuckin shark ate me

trevor woke up a an island, i had to hike all the way back. once i got to the top of the hill a fuckin mountain lion got me

:hmm:

bitch is missing coons all in the trash

cats fuckin and fightin at 3am

i walked up on a drug deal gone bad like in no country for old men, killed the gang bangers on the ground took the money and then some fuckin trucks boxed me up and blew my shit up

:hmm:

I have yet to see a mountain lion and I usually cross trek though the mountains

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I have yet to see a mountain lion and I usually cross trek though the mountains

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A lot of times you hear them first. I heard one first, then saw the red dot. and blasted his ass!

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New Update is up. Stimulus should be right around the corner.

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/51603/new-gta-online-title-update

The latest automatic title update for GTA Online is now available for both PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360. As promised, this update addresses the remaining issues where some people's vehicles or vehicle modifications were disappearing due to a cloud save failure - as well as all the other fixes mentioned below:
Fixes numerous issues that were causing vehicle loss and/or loss of vehicle mods
Fixes an issue where the incorrect car is replaced when choosing to replace a car in a full garage
Fixes an exploit allowing players to sell the same vehicle multiple times
Fixes an issue that caused personal vehicles to be duplicated
Fixes an issue where some players were unable to pay utility bills on an owned apartment or house
Fixes an issue where players were not getting Crew invites in-game
Fixes an issue where the starting point for the tutorial race was not appearing
Fixes issues with joining Jobs from within a player-owned garage
Fixes issues with players getting stuck while using playlists
Fixes additional issues causing black screens, long load times, and players getting stuck in the sky cam
Adds details in the UI to clarify that characters created while Rockstar cloud is unavailable are temporary (non-saved)
Adds changes to the character creator to make better-looking default characters with the “random” option
Players now only lose a maximum of 500 GTA$ upon death in Freemode
 
I got Packie (from GTA IV) as a crew member. If you go over to where the grove st garage is, go to the blue dot mission. I helped with the getaway, and he started talkin about Liberty City and his family. At the end of the mission, he tells me his name.
 
I got Packie (from GTA IV) as a crew member. If you go over to where the grove st garage is, go to the blue dot mission. I helped with the getaway, and he started talkin about Liberty City and his family. At the end of the mission, he tells me his name.

I've totally neglected the story mode..I need to go ahead and close it out.

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I got Packie (from GTA IV) as a crew member. If you go over to where the grove st garage is, go to the blue dot mission. I helped with the getaway, and he started talkin about Liberty City and his family. At the end of the mission, he tells me his name.

There's another person you need to help. She's a get away driver. I can't remember where i saw her, but it was on a highway in the median leading into a big tunnel in Trevor's area. Long story short the person that she was driving for didn't want to split the take with her and tried to kill her. So they had a wreck and she needs to get home asap for medical attention. Help her and she's an option at driver for you.

she's probably the best driver on the game and she works for only a 5% share of the take.

Matt Schaub sucks....that is all
 
There's another person you need to help. She's a get away driver. I can't remember where i saw her, but it was on a highway in the median leading into a big tunnel in Trevor's area. Long story short the person that she was driving for didn't want to split the take with her and tried to kill her. So they had a wreck and she needs to get home asap for medical attention. Help her and she's an option at driver for you.

she's probably the best driver on the game and she works for only a 5% share of the take.

Matt Schaub sucks....that is all

Rumor has it that CJ is in the game, the actors were mum on the question.
 
yeah i haven't seen one either:smh:

Tell you what....

Take that Westside highway up the coast. When you see the log cabin/lodge store on your left, hook a left and park in that parking lot. See those woods behind that log cabin/store? Go walk thru there. I bet you see on then...

Matt Schaub sucks....that is all
 
Tell you what....

Take that Westside highway up the coast. When you see the log cabin/lodge store on your left, hook a left and park in that parking lot. See those woods behind that log cabin/store? Go walk thru there. I bet you see on then...

Matt Schaub sucks....that is all

Bet:yes:
 
Rumor has it that CJ is in the game, the actors were mum on the question.

CJ pops up on that one mission where Franklin, Trevor, and Lamar buy that brick of dope that's not really a brick of dope.

When you make that left onto grove street they ride by on bikes apparently. Somebody posted the YouTube video of it happening so you can see it...

Matt Schaub sucks....that is all
 
I keep seeing shit about a DLC having a plot focused on Franklin and CJ..if that's true, then the lazy boy and Xbox is getting worked out. I'm pissed off that the ballas are running shit like they are.

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Has anyone noticed that after the last update the 9000 rangrover doesn't spawn as much anymore

Man i see them hoes so much that i carjack 2 at a time. I'll drive one 4 blocks, park it, then go get the other one and drive it to the other one.

Matt Schaub sucks....that is all
 
Man running from the cops after hitting an armored truck is a BITCH! I GOTTA start rolling out on my bike more.

I got pinned in a parking garage. I'm thinking i was safe but NOPE! Mofos came after me in there. When i felt i was just fucked either way i just pulled out the mini gun and started mowing cops down! Hit the police chopper, jumped out the side of the building from 2 floors up, and somehow got out of there unharmed.

Until another cop car came and ran me the fuck over.

Oh well, it only cost me 500 so i still profited 9k.

Matt Schaub sucks....that is all
 
Man running from the cops after hitting an armored truck is a BITCH! I GOTTA start rolling out on my bike more.

I got pinned in a parking garage. I'm thinking i was safe but NOPE! Mofos came after me in there. When i felt i was just fucked either way i just pulled out the mini gun and started mowing cops down! Hit the police chopper, jumped out the side of the building from 2 floors up, and somehow got out of there unharmed.

Until another cop car came and ran me the fuck over.

Oh well, it only cost me 500 so i still profited 9k.

Matt Schaub sucks....that is all

there's a nice spot to hide from cops...I think it might be foolproof...it's a little apt complex w/ stairs that lead to the top...but there's a roof @ the top so the copters can't see or get to you and you can hide behind the top of the staircase and gun any cops as they come up...eventually the stars start blinking and go away...if I find it again I'll take a pic of where it is on the map
 
Man running from the cops after hitting an armored truck is a BITCH! I GOTTA start rolling out on my bike more.

I got pinned in a parking garage. I'm thinking i was safe but NOPE! Mofos came after me in there. When i felt i was just fucked either way i just pulled out the mini gun and started mowing cops down! Hit the police chopper, jumped out the side of the building from 2 floors up, and somehow got out of there unharmed.

Until another cop car came and ran me the fuck over.

Oh well, it only cost me 500 so i still profited 9k.

Matt Schaub sucks....that is all

That's THEE main reason I bought a bike

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GTA 5 Online 1.04 Patch Released! Mission Earnings Cut 50%, Resell Fixed, Boneyard Survival Nerfed




Latest GTA 5 Patch Tweaks Penalty for Online Deaths

http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/10/18/latest-gta-5-patch-tweaks-penalty-for-online-deaths

The full list of changes in today's patch are as follows:


  • Fixes numerous issues that were causing vehicle loss and/or loss of vehicle mods
  • Fixes an issue where the incorrect car is replaced when choosing to replace a car in a full garage
  • Fixes an exploit allowing players to sell the same vehicle multiple times
  • Fixes an issue that caused personal vehicles to be duplicated
  • Fixes an issue where some players were unable to pay utility bills on an owned apartment or house
  • Fixes an issue where players were not getting Crew invites in-game
  • Fixes an issue where the starting point for the tutorial race was not appearing
  • Fixes issues with joining Jobs from within a player-owned garage
  • Fixes issues with players getting stuck while using playlists
  • Fixes additional issues causing black screens, long load times, and players getting stuck in the sky cam
  • Adds details in the UI to clarify that characters created while Rockstar cloud is unavailable are temporary (non-saved)
  • Adds changes to the character creator to make better-looking default characters with the “random” option
  • Players now only lose a maximum of 500 GTA$ upon death in Freemode
 
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What's weird about mission earnings is I got 16k for one mission, but my boys got 8k each.. Maybe mission earnings are based on your level?...
 
That's THEE main reason I bought a bike

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Yeah I'm actually gonna spend some money today on upgrading my bike. Mainly just armor and run flat tires.

I pull some stunts running from the cops on bikes. I look back on some of them like man i wish you could record game footage directly to your xbox hard drive. i think MW3 had this option, which was pretty cool.

Oh well i got a couple hours so I'll be on. Gotta go run up to Dallas and might throw some ribs on the pit again when i come back. May be another late night....

Matt Schaub sucks....that is all
 
Has anyone noticed that after the last update the 9000 rangrover doesn't spawn as much anymore

When you see one, grab it, take it to your personal garage, WALK out your garage, and don't drive shit else. You'll see nothing but SUVs. Load up your garage with the muthafuckas.

I grabbed like 5 SUVs this way yesterday.

I might keep one for missions.
 
What's weird about mission earnings is I got 16k for one mission, but my boys got 8k each.. Maybe mission earnings are based on your level?...

It goes by what you do, like if the mission is to steal a van, and you bring back the van, you might get more paper.

Or if you made the most kills.
 
Has anyone noticed that after the last update the 9000 rangrover doesn't spawn as much anymore

the changes have made it fun again to go out on killing sprees...my new hustle now is collecting bounties...but earning $$$ has become a drag...I literally spent an hour or two looking for the baller jeep...and gerald's missions pay out $500...that's fuckin lame...I could live w/ $1000-$2500 but $500 is ridiculous...i liked those missions but it's not even worth doing @ that price
 
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