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Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?
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No. I said Jaime. They hated Jamie Lannister for being the kingslayer. This is way before Ned Stark was killed.
I am saying even back then Jamie should have been seen as a hero.
Right you proved my point. Ned hating Jamie made no fucking sense to me.
Jaime killed the man who killed his brother and father. Ned was just a fucking idiot.
He is all about loyalty and truth but lied to his best friend about Jon Snow's parentage.
However carry on.
I am saying even back then Jamie should have been seen as a hero.
Right you proved my point. Ned hating Jamie made no fucking sense to me.
Jaime killed the man who killed his brother and father. Ned was just a fucking idiot.
He is all about loyalty and truth but lied to his best friend about Jon Snow's parentage.
However carry on.
@stretchwallz delivers as usual
He killed Dany's father and paralyzed Bran that's doing something wrong to me
He not gonna die tho
Jamie gonna tell them his sister double crossing them
I think Bran will save him. Bran being a cripple is part of his three eyed raven path.
So its taking more than 2 years for a army on undead soliders who dont eat and sleep to walk to Winterfeld?
I dont know where dude got 2 years from. That was puzzling to me. It hasn't been 2 years since the fall of the wall.
Weeks at the most.
Weeks at the most.
Sam: "I look forward to serving you my queen."
Dany: "I killed your father and brother."
Sam: "Permission to cry in the car, your grace."
Northeners looking at Missandei and Greyworm like "who are the coloreds??? Ma, get a rope!!!!!"
Dany: "I killed your father and brother."
Sam: "Permission to cry in the car, your grace."
Northeners looking at Missandei and Greyworm like "who are the coloreds??? Ma, get a rope!!!!!"
If I remember correctly, Jamie was the Kingsguard and Tywin the Hand of the Mad King. The Mad king burned Ned's brother alive. Ned and the North went to war against the crown (Targaryans) with the Barrathans.
The last minute when the war was about lost, Tywin and the Lannisters switched sides. And Jamie stabbed the king in the back.
Thats why everyone gives Jamie and the Lanisters the side eye.
The last minute when the war was about lost, Tywin and the Lannisters switched sides. And Jamie stabbed the king in the back.
Thats why everyone gives Jamie and the Lanisters the side eye.
Jamie killed the mad king because he ordered to blow up Kings Landing with wildfire. Jamie refused to kill all the innocent people.
The same wildfire that Cersie used to blow up the sept.
Cercei has limited forethought though. That desperate execution plan came from Cercei and matches her MO.
You showed up and showed out as always bro. People of color have been known that the blue-eyed ones are dangerousEdd and the Nightwatch know anyone with blue eyes is dangerous….like all POC do.
I thought it was because he ordered Jamie to kill Tywin ?!?
Actually no. It is very odd. Cersei is much smarter and cunning than that. She also has Qyburn as an advisor and he is very smart.
Bron being sent to kill Jamie and Tyrion makes no sense whatsoever.
Hopefully this isn't bad writing and it is sorted out.
Let's face it, without GRRM this show sucks. The writing has been bad since season 7 started. Very very bad.
Bron being sent to kill Jamie and Tyrion makes no sense whatsoever.
Hopefully this isn't bad writing and it is sorted out.
Let's face it, without GRRM this show sucks. The writing has been bad since season 7 started. Very very bad.
All of the above.
I guess Tywin marching into the capital was the last straw?
His father was in danger and Jamie wasn't having it.
They got mad at Jamie for killing the same man that they were marching into Kings Landing to kill.
He did them a favor and instead of thanking him, they hated him and ridiculed him for it.
I guess Tywin marching into the capital was the last straw?
His father was in danger and Jamie wasn't having it.
They got mad at Jamie for killing the same man that they were marching into Kings Landing to kill.
He did them a favor and instead of thanking him, they hated him and ridiculed him for it.
dude ..you needed a youtube channel with some body reading these with some animation. ..
Well it's been about 600 days but we're back to the realm.... Essos no longer matters and Dorne is on the sideline. It's time to head to Canada and get some Tim Hortons as the North is the primary battlefield for the war with the army of the dead. That's being said ....here are my stretched out observations from Season 8 Episode 1 "Winterfell"
- New opening reminds us Viserion knocking down walls like Tiger Woods at waffle house after Masters win
- First time seeing Last Hearth on the opening map
- Arya watching Unsullied parade hoping some rare Essos beads will be thrown her way
- Arya hates the Hound’s float but is happy to see Gendry float into the winter parade
- Northerners are not happy to see Young Obama and Missendei at their Trump rally
- Winterfell Wendy is sending a raven now…. WTF non whites on horses ?
- The Dragon balloons were the highlight of the parade…. Sansa was unimpressed
- Dothraki hit up the White Harbor Burlington and got some fur coats
- Is Podrick behind Sansa? No wonder she seems “refreshed”
- Meet my sister Sansa lady of Winterfell Queen of the shade
- “We don’t have time for this shit” Bran sums up how I felt most of this episode
- Lil Ned Umber should head to school ….not back home to Last Hearth
- Lyanna Mormont wants to ask “are you fucking her or what?” Lord Simp Snow
- Tyrions mention of Lannister Army gathers more boo’s than the Apollo on amateur night
- Sansa reading Sun Tzu wondering about feeding armies and dragons
- Dragons eat whatever they want…. Redhead bitch
- Red wedding had some classic moments – agreed. Jofferey was in rare form
- You believed Cersei Tyrion ? what part of the game is that
- Oh No Bran stares at Tyrion… that may be an omen.
- Jon waits at the Heart tree for No One, who arrives in silence
- Arya is now on Team Sansa
- Gargamel tells Cersei the dead have crossed the wall.. “Good” the Mad Queen replies
- Dice games can be lethal in the hood or Euron’s navy…
- Cersei “No Elephants?” she wanted Dumbo to ride on to battle Danerys
- Cersei....is usually smart.....but bitch. Elephants on a boat. A BOAT ? Noah isn’t coming to KL
- The Mountain is the biggest Nuvaring Euron has ever seen.
- Whores and Queens are the same, just offer proper currency
- They were lesser men…. LOL (spit that game)
- A Queen bangs a pirate in eyeliner and no Freddie Mercury music plays?
- Ser Bronn of zero foreplay and dragon slaying
- One of the Flea Bottom thots has that virus…. Bronn is worried
- That fookin family… Cersei puts a crossbow hit out on her brothers
- Theon resurfaces as Hawkeye… no wonder he was absent from Infinity War
- Iron Born are known to be legendary archers… or from Rivendell
- Theon Greystark’s balls finally drop but…. no iron available
- Davos is Westeros new wedding planner ?
- 18 goats 11 Sheep …medieval Euro swingers party or dragon lunch
- Dragons don’t like the north…. Reptiles don’t like cold temps
- Jon rides a dragon like how I ride a Yamaha waverunner ….
- Dany and Jon go Maverick & Goose and buzz the tower
- “The Never ending Story” or “A whole new world” music should play now #dragonflight
- Rhaegal is as big as Drogon now !
- Feels like an episode of Airwolf took over Game of Thrones
- Live action how to train your dragon ….already? I thought Lion King was next
- There’s something about Jon with women near waterfalls
- Drogon is saying “I thought we came out here to eat”
- Drogon’s not watching ….Bran warg’d into the dragon because his pornhub account is down
- Damn, I wasn't expecting Jon to ride TWO dragons in this episode
- Arya reunites with her murder daddy the Hound who compliments her “cold hearted bitch”
- Stop flirting with Gendry before he swings that Baraethon Hammer in your direction Arya
- Lord Glover will be beheaded for his 2nd act of insolence towards Jon
- My local library has a overdue-fine forgiveness program. Maybe the Citadel has one Sam
- Bad idea to tell Sam the truth now…. It could have waited Danerys
- Bran is like Dungeon Master watching all the characters screw up the adventure.
- Any wheelchair ramps in Winterfell? they left Bran in the courtyard overnight
- Bran not telling Jon he’s a Targaryen …cuz last time he unveiled incest at Winterfell he was pushed out a 5 story window
- Jon Snow just died in crypts of Winterfell…. Thanks to Sam
- Next time we see each other we’ll talk about your mother – Ned Stark to Jon Snow (statues count I guess)
- Will Jon go Killmonger and say “Hey Auntie” when he sees Danerys now?
- Beric and Tormund creeping around Last Hearth like it’s a haunted house
- Edd and the Nightwatch know anyone with blue eyes is dangerous….like all POC do.
- Ned (Umber) always dies tragically in this story…. Don’t name your kids that.
- Ned is arranged like my shrimp appetizer from Applebees
- Once again the NK uses the symbol of the Children of the Forest to inspire fear…
- Thundarr Beric Dondarrion burns zombie Ned up with his fire sword
- Obi-Wan Lannister tries to sneak into Winterfell ….but Bran’s been waiting all day & night
- Bran looking at Jamie like Bishop did to Q on the elevator in Juice
keep in mind that Tywin laid siege to King's Landing, later proceeded to sack the city and ordered the Mountain to kill the Dornish princess and her Targaryen babies - to everyone's eyes- Jaime killing the king was just another part of Tywin's betrayal
And since Jaime was too proud to tell the truth and since he had killed everyone in the throne room - none ever knew the truth and just labeled Jaime as oathbreaker and Kingslayer - it didn't matter if they felt Tywin was behind it - Jaime's honor was tied directly to his oath
"Cercei is much smarter and cunning than that"
Short sighted Bitch only sees whats immediately in front of her...
Pushed for joffery to be king..came back to bite her in the ass
Pushed for margery tyrell to become queen instead of sansa...came back to bite her in the ass
Empowered the faith militant in order to undermine margery and the tyrells...came back to bite her in the ass in a major way
Blowing up the high septon is the only move that hasnt completely turned on her ...yet...shes gonna fuck herself in some fashion again soon
"Cercei is much smarter and cunning than that"
Name one successful plan she has had?"Cercei is much smarter and cunning than that"
To be Queen?
Everyones plans in the show kinda fucked up in the end no?
Name one person who's ultimate plan is working out right now?
Everyones plans in the show kinda fucked up in the end no?
Name one person who's ultimate plan is working out right now?
To be queen she blew up the sept and killed everyone. Did you forget her son commit suicide right after?
I put what @TENT said in quotes because it's hilarious. He's the one that thinks, QUOTE, "Cercei is much smarter and cunning than that"
Not moi
IF she had just taken her ass back to Casterly Rock like everyone wanted her to, all of Westeros would probably be united to fight the white walkers right now
Cersi barely controls 1/3 of the 7 kingdoms, she ignores that half of her army isn't loyal to her...
return Targaryen to Westeros - check
foil Littlefinger - check
Return to Westeros with largest army any had seen - check
Getting entire Dothraki army to travel by sea - check
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It was both reasons I think.
Dude, you have not been paying attention to the show.
Cersei using Bronn makes complete sense.
Because Bronn is a MERCENARY FOR HIRE, who looks out for ‘Numero Uno’ in all situations. His friendship with both Tyrion & Jamie ‘take a backseat’... to MONEY. Always.
Bronn refused to fight the Mountain for Tyrion... based solely on their Friendship.
Bronn refused to keep fighting alongside Jamie against Danaerys... based solely on their Friendship.
Think about it. Bronn has been at Jamie’s side, as his 2nd in Command.... ever since they went to Dorne to rescue Marcella... then when they went to Riverrun together to take back the Castle from The Blackfish, which the Frey’s could not do on their own.... then Bronn helped Jamie capture HighGarden from Lady Olenna.
Shhhheeeiiittt.... Bronn’s friendship has limits.
And Cersei knows it.
And she also KNOWS that Bronn’s services can be Bought.... as long as she OUTBIDS every one else. Even her own 2 brothers.
And even though Tyrion once told Bronn he would ‘double’ any offer that anyone else made... the worst signals of impending doom for both Jamie & Tyrion is that during all these years.... Jamie & Tyrion have constantly only made PROMISES to Bronn.
But they have barely ever actually paid him whatever they agreed upon.
Don’t forget, Bronn helped Jamie conquer High Garden... and Jamie loads up a BIG ASS CARAVAN of multiple wagons chock full of Gold and ships it all back to King’s Landing... and he only gives Bronn a single small sidepouch of Gold coins... after ALL that shit he did to risk his own neck for Jamie.
(Jamie could have at least given Bronn a few SOLID GOLD BARS. Not just coins. And nobody would’ve blinked an eye, or even known that Jamie did it. Not Cersei. Nor the Iron Bank.)Meanwhile, Cersei comes through (like Gangbusters
) for Bronn on every single thing she says she WILL do... every time. Cersei arranged Bronn’s whole marriage to Lady Stokeworth.
- She made him a Noble Lord.
- Gave him a woman that he was ‘satisfied’ with.
- And ensured he would definitely get the Castle he always wanted.
Cersei was making her brothers look bad... because she spends NO TIME whatsoever with Bronn... but she actually DOING all the shit her brothers have just been TALKING about.
And they been hanging with him 24/7 since season 1.
Now Cersei shows up and gives Bronn... A WHOLE WAGON FULL OF GOLD... UPFRONT
... and even promises to give him EVEN MORE SHIT because this is a just A DEPOSIT. That’s not bad scriptwriting.
Cersei just knows who she is dealing with.
Bronn’s loyalty is ‘for sale’... Always has been.
And folks gonna be CRAZY disappointed and just ‘blame the writers’ whenever Bronn shows his true colors, which they been ignoring for years.
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