Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?
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Well it's been about 600 days but we're back to the realm.... Essos no longer matters and Dorne is on the sideline. It's time to head to Canada and get some Tim Hortons as the North is the primary battlefield for the war with the army of the dead. That's being said ....here are my stretched out observations from Season 8 Episode 1 "Winterfell"
- New opening reminds us Viserion knocking down walls like Tiger Woods at waffle house after Masters win
- First time seeing Last Hearth on the opening map
- Arya watching Unsullied parade hoping some rare Essos beads will be thrown her way
- Arya hates the Hound’s float but is happy to see Gendry float into the winter parade
- Northerners are not happy to see Young Obama and Missendei at their Trump rally
- Winterfell Wendy is sending a raven now…. WTF non whites on horses ?
- The Dragon balloons were the highlight of the parade…. Sansa was unimpressed
- Dothraki hit up the White Harbor Burlington and got some fur coats
- Is Podrick behind Sansa? No wonder she seems “refreshed”
- Meet my sister Sansa lady of Winterfell Queen of the shade
- “We don’t have time for this shit” Bran sums up how I felt most of this episode
- Lil Ned Umber should head to school ….not back home to Last Hearth
- Lyanna Mormont wants to ask “are you fucking her or what?” Lord Simp Snow
- Tyrions mention of Lannister Army gathers more boo’s than the Apollo on amateur night
- Sansa reading Sun Tzu wondering about feeding armies and dragons
- Dragons eat whatever they want…. Redhead bitch
- Red wedding had some classic moments – agreed. Jofferey was in rare form
- You believed Cersei Tyrion ? what part of the game is that
- Oh No Bran stares at Tyrion… that may be an omen.
- Jon waits at the Heart tree for No One, who arrives in silence
- Arya is now on Team Sansa
- Gargamel tells Cersei the dead have crossed the wall.. “Good” the Mad Queen replies
- Dice games can be lethal in the hood or Euron’s navy…
- Cersei “No Elephants?” she wanted Dumbo to ride on to battle Danerys
- Cersei....is usually smart.....but bitch. Elephants on a boat. A BOAT ? Noah isn’t coming to KL
- The Mountain is the biggest Nuvaring Euron has ever seen.
- Whores and Queens are the same, just offer proper currency
- They were lesser men…. LOL (spit that game)
- A Queen bangs a pirate in eyeliner and no Freddie Mercury music plays?
- Ser Bronn of zero foreplay and dragon slaying
- One of the Flea Bottom thots has that virus…. Bronn is worried
- That fookin family… Cersei puts a crossbow hit out on her brothers
- Theon resurfaces as Hawkeye… no wonder he was absent from Infinity War
- Iron Born are known to be legendary archers… or from Rivendell
- Theon Greystark’s balls finally drop but…. no iron available
- Davos is Westeros new wedding planner ?
- 18 goats 11 Sheep …medieval Euro swingers party or dragon lunch
- Dragons don’t like the north…. Reptiles don’t like cold temps
- Jon rides a dragon like how I ride a Yamaha waverunner ….
- Dany and Jon go Maverick & Goose and buzz the tower
- “The Never ending Story” or “A whole new world” music should play now #dragonflight
- Rhaegal is as big as Drogon now !
- Feels like an episode of Airwolf took over Game of Thrones
- Live action how to train your dragon ….already? I thought Lion King was next
- There’s something about Jon with women near waterfalls
- Drogon is saying “I thought we came out here to eat”
- Drogon’s not watching ….Bran warg’d into the dragon because his pornhub account is down
- Damn, I wasn't expecting Jon to ride TWO dragons in this episode
- Arya reunites with her murder daddy the Hound who compliments her “cold hearted bitch”
- Stop flirting with Gendry before he swings that Baraethon Hammer in your direction Arya
- Lord Glover will be beheaded for his 2nd act of insolence towards Jon
- My local library has a overdue-fine forgiveness program. Maybe the Citadel has one Sam
- Bad idea to tell Sam the truth now…. It could have waited Danerys
- Bran is like Dungeon Master watching all the characters screw up the adventure.
- Any wheelchair ramps in Winterfell? they left Bran in the courtyard overnight
- Bran not telling Jon he’s a Targaryen …cuz last time he unveiled incest at Winterfell he was pushed out a 5 story window
- Jon Snow just died in crypts of Winterfell…. Thanks to Sam
- Next time we see each other we’ll talk about your mother – Ned Stark to Jon Snow (statues count I guess)
- Will Jon go Killmonger and say “Hey Auntie” when he sees Danerys now?
- Beric and Tormund creeping around Last Hearth like it’s a haunted house
- Edd and the Nightwatch know anyone with blue eyes is dangerous….like all POC do.
- Ned (Umber) always dies tragically in this story…. Don’t name your kids that.
- Ned is arranged like my shrimp appetizer from Applebees
- Once again the NK uses the symbol of the Children of the Forest to inspire fear…
- Thundarr Beric Dondarrion burns zombie Ned up with his fire sword
- Obi-Wan Lannister tries to sneak into Winterfell ….but Bran’s been waiting all day & night
- Bran looking at Jamie like Bishop did to Q on the elevator in Juice
missed thesewhy would Jamie arrival create conflict? They knew he was coming to Winterfel. Dany lready saw Jamie when they had a meeting to discuss the truce. Unless they put him on trial since cersie didnt hold her end of the bargain. So the truce must be off.
YES
- New opening reminds us Viserion knocking down walls like Tiger Woods at waffle house after Masters win
- “We don’t have time for this shit” Bran sums up how I felt most of this episode
- Dragons eat whatever they want…. Redhead bitch
- Gargamel tells Cersei the dead have crossed the wall.. “Good” the Mad Queen replies
- Dice games can be lethal in the hood or Euron’s navy…
- Cersei “No Elephants?” she wanted Dumbo to ride on to battle Danerys
- They were lesser men…. LOL (spit that game)
- A Queen bangs a pirate in eyeliner and no Freddie Mercury music plays?
- Ser Bronn of zero foreplay and dragon slaying
- One of the Flea Bottom thots has that virus…. Bronn is worried
- That fookin family… Cersei puts a crossbow hit out on her brothers
- Jon rides a dragon like how I ride a Yamaha waverunner ….
- Dany and Jon go Maverick & Goose and buzz the tower
- “The Never ending Story” or “A whole new world” music should play now #dragonflight
- Feels like an episode of Airwolf took over Game of Thrones
- Drogon’s not watching ….Bran warg’d into the dragon because his pornhub account is down
- Damn, I wasn't expecting Jon to ride TWO dragons in this episode
- Bran is like Dungeon Master watching all the characters screw up the adventure.
- Any wheelchair ramps in Winterfell? they left Bran in the courtyard overnight
- Bran not telling Jon he’s a Targaryen …cuz last time he unveiled incest at Winterfell he was pushed out a 5 story window
- Jon Snow just died in crypts of Winterfell…. Thanks to Sam
- Next time we see each other we’ll talk about your mother – Ned Stark to Jon Snow (statues count I guess)
- Will Jon go Killmonger and say “Hey Auntie” when he sees Danerys now?
- Once again the NK uses the symbol of the Children of the Forest to inspire fear…
- Thundarr Beric Dondarrion burns zombie Ned up with his fire sword
- Obi-Wan Lannister tries to sneak into Winterfell ….but Bran’s been waiting all day & night
- Bran looking at Jamie like Bishop did to Q on the elevator in Juice
You didn't see the preview?
Jaimie showing up without the Lannister army definitely means all bets are off.
Since they definitely aren't killing him like this it must be the set up for another storyline.
Its bad writing also. When Daenaeries met up with Cersei she didn't even give Jaime the king Slayer the stink eye. I hope one of the Northerners spit in her face when she brings up her father was killed by Jaimie, like he wasn't doing everyone a favor.
He's showing up without an army. He is the leader of Cerseis troops. He threw Bran out a window. Watched as Sansa was damn near tortured by his sister and son. Killed Dany's father. Yeah she didn't do anything at KL but now he is arriving without an army so that must mean the truce is off. So what he's arriving to warn them, he still did dirt and it should not go unpunished. Also, that wasn't the first time he and Dany ran into each other. I don't think he will die in the next episode, I don't think they would foreshadow that given what they showed in the preview, but I think he will eventually die... Maybe by Arya.
YAW missing the big picture ...
Erybody hyping the clegane brawl but we bout to get
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Bran wasn’t there. Do they know Jamie pushed bran out the window ?
Don't you mean Tormund instead of the hound?
YAW missing the big picture ...
Erybody hyping the clegane brawl but we bout to get
Vs
For
Yeah her bringing that shit up while at Winterfell is a bad move.
Nah I think they'll allow him to die a hero in battle.
Especially since there appears to be only one episode left before all hell breaks loose (and apparently less than an episode based on the previews.)
I think its a fakeout. Dany isnt dumb.
Dany has said several times that she understands her father had gone nuts and needed to go.
Just like she realizes her brother was a complete psycho also.
I think she will use this opportunity to sway the Northerners and say that she is sorry for her father's crimes and that Jaime was right to off him.
YAW missing the big picture ...
Erybody hyping the clegane brawl but we bout to get
Vs
For
Ohh shit you right this just turned into a battle Royale winner take
If GOT was more like BGOL all eight seasons would have been about the battle for that big white chick (or PAWG as some brothers on here would call her.)
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While you may be right about this I would have to disagree about Dany, she has proven to be that dumb.
Same here but we may be the minority on this board Lol
Yeah I'm glad they didn't make some black summer islanders or from somewhere else thirst after her big 6'6 ass like how Tormund be
Well it's been about 600 days but we're back to the realm.... Essos no longer matters and Dorne is on the sideline. It's time to head to Canada and get some Tim Hortons as the North is the primary battlefield for the war with the army of the dead. That's being said ....here are my stretched out observations from Season 8 Episode 1 "Winterfell"
- New opening reminds us Viserion knocking down walls like Tiger Woods at waffle house after Masters win
- First time seeing Last Hearth on the opening map
- Arya watching Unsullied parade hoping some rare Essos beads will be thrown her way
- Arya hates the Hound’s float but is happy to see Gendry float into the winter parade
- Northerners are not happy to see Young Obama and Missendei at their Trump rally
- Winterfell Wendy is sending a raven now…. WTF non whites on horses ?
- The Dragon balloons were the highlight of the parade…. Sansa was unimpressed
- Dothraki hit up the White Harbor Burlington and got some fur coats
- Is Podrick behind Sansa? No wonder she seems “refreshed”
- Meet my sister Sansa lady of Winterfell Queen of the shade
- “We don’t have time for this shit” Bran sums up how I felt most of this episode
- Lil Ned Umber should head to school ….not back home to Last Hearth
- Lyanna Mormont wants to ask “are you fucking her or what?” Lord Simp Snow
- Tyrions mention of Lannister Army gathers more boo’s than the Apollo on amateur night
- Sansa reading Sun Tzu wondering about feeding armies and dragons
- Dragons eat whatever they want…. Redhead bitch
- Red wedding had some classic moments – agreed. Jofferey was in rare form
- You believed Cersei Tyrion ? what part of the game is that
- Oh No Bran stares at Tyrion… that may be an omen.
- Jon waits at the Heart tree for No One, who arrives in silence
- Arya is now on Team Sansa
- Gargamel tells Cersei the dead have crossed the wall.. “Good” the Mad Queen replies
- Dice games can be lethal in the hood or Euron’s navy…
- Cersei “No Elephants?” she wanted Dumbo to ride on to battle Danerys
- Cersei....is usually smart.....but bitch. Elephants on a boat. A BOAT ? Noah isn’t coming to KL
- The Mountain is the biggest Nuvaring Euron has ever seen.
- Whores and Queens are the same, just offer proper currency
- They were lesser men…. LOL (spit that game)
- A Queen bangs a pirate in eyeliner and no Freddie Mercury music plays?
- Ser Bronn of zero foreplay and dragon slaying
- One of the Flea Bottom thots has that virus…. Bronn is worried
- That fookin family… Cersei puts a crossbow hit out on her brothers
- Theon resurfaces as Hawkeye… no wonder he was absent from Infinity War
- Iron Born are known to be legendary archers… or from Rivendell
- Theon Greystark’s balls finally drop but…. no iron available
- Davos is Westeros new wedding planner ?
- 18 goats 11 Sheep …medieval Euro swingers party or dragon lunch
- Dragons don’t like the north…. Reptiles don’t like cold temps
- Jon rides a dragon like how I ride a Yamaha waverunner ….
- Dany and Jon go Maverick & Goose and buzz the tower
- “The Never ending Story” or “A whole new world” music should play now #dragonflight
- Rhaegal is as big as Drogon now !
- Feels like an episode of Airwolf took over Game of Thrones
- Live action how to train your dragon ….already? I thought Lion King was next
- There’s something about Jon with women near waterfalls
- Drogon is saying “I thought we came out here to eat”
- Drogon’s not watching ….Bran warg’d into the dragon because his pornhub account is down
- Damn, I wasn't expecting Jon to ride TWO dragons in this episode
- Arya reunites with her murder daddy the Hound who compliments her “cold hearted bitch”
- Stop flirting with Gendry before he swings that Baraethon Hammer in your direction Arya
- Lord Glover will be beheaded for his 2nd act of insolence towards Jon
- My local library has a overdue-fine forgiveness program. Maybe the Citadel has one Sam
- Bad idea to tell Sam the truth now…. It could have waited Danerys
- Bran is like Dungeon Master watching all the characters screw up the adventure.
- Any wheelchair ramps in Winterfell? they left Bran in the courtyard overnight
- Bran not telling Jon he’s a Targaryen …cuz last time he unveiled incest at Winterfell he was pushed out a 5 story window
- Jon Snow just died in crypts of Winterfell…. Thanks to Sam
- Next time we see each other we’ll talk about your mother – Ned Stark to Jon Snow (statues count I guess)
- Will Jon go Killmonger and say “Hey Auntie” when he sees Danerys now?
- Beric and Tormund creeping around Last Hearth like it’s a haunted house
- Edd and the Nightwatch know anyone with blue eyes is dangerous….like all POC do.
- Ned (Umber) always dies tragically in this story…. Don’t name your kids that.
- Ned is arranged like my shrimp appetizer from Applebees
- Once again the NK uses the symbol of the Children of the Forest to inspire fear…
- Thundarr Beric Dondarrion burns zombie Ned up with his fire sword
- Obi-Wan Lannister tries to sneak into Winterfell ….but Bran’s been waiting all day & night
- Bran looking at Jamie like Bishop did to Q on the elevator in Juice
Dany and Jon brokered a truce not Sansa and the North...
If they were suprised by Jon giving up his crown this will definitely cause some tension....
There's lots of tension sparked by moves that each of the leaders' advisors counseled them against. It's fitting, to me, that this tension is the starting place for this last season because it underscores the basic premise of the entire series.....they all children bickering while the real threat steadily approaches.
Jamie also sent Brienne to protect Sansa Stark. Bran will tell everyone that. This will save Jaime.
Little Finger orchestrated everything. Im pretty sure he was the person who told Brandon stark about Lyana going off with Rhaegar as well. Which caused Brandon Stark and his Dad to be killed.
I've hated every chick in the show minus the brown sisters, Arya, the 7ft blonde chick, and the OG grandma from house Tyrell. Sansa, Dynerys, and Cersei I've hated moat of the series.
That's like saying he can't hate Donald Trump and the Clinton's.
It's very possible to hate both simultaneously.
To the North Ned Stark was killed by the Lannisters, not just one Lannister.
Also remember they haven't seen Jamie's transformation like we the audience has.
To them he's still the hated King Slayer.
Even Ned Stark shit on him for killing the Mad King despite the fact that the Mad King killed his father and brother because he still viewed it as treasonous.
Daenerys was cool at first but now shes just drunk with power like the rest.
I saw it when she expected that people fall in line because she was fucking the Khal early on. His power, the dragons. She's never had any real power herself, yet she's always paraded about like it's all her. I felt sorry for her when her brother was smutting her out, basically hated her character ever since.
