
Trying to thaw out after that cold episode of Game of Thrones. I had my long night underwear on and moon boots trying to trek through Season 7 Episode 6. This shit was colder than a honeymoon night with Halle Berry... that being said here are my stretched out observations for "Death is the enemy"
- The map at dragonstone heads north
- Marching in the snow I can hear "Hi Ho Hi Ho it's off to work we go"
- Gendry's freezing "how do you stay warm up here?" "Beastiality" says Tormond
- Thoros explains to Gendry why they sold him off to Red Velvet... FOR THE MONEY
- DNA expert Beric points out that Jon doesn’t look like his father.
- Jon tries to return Longclaw to Jorah, because he's too scared to give it to Lyanna Mormont
- Hound is disgusted that Tormond wants to bang the Caitlin Jenner of Tarth
- Arrived at Matterhorn mountain that the Hound saw in the flames.
- It's so cold in Winterfell as Arya says "What about Sansa's E-MAILS ?!!!
- Arya goes 1 for 50 from free throw line.... and Ned clapped?
- Father is killed by Lannisters with your help? ...a girls memory is wrong
- Sansa looking at Arya like her last name was Bolton
- Sansa says bitch 'bow down" when your in my town; I saved winterfell not Jon
- Being the younger sister, naturally Arya threatens to tattle. to Lyanna Mormont
- Weather up north is frightful but Dragonstone fire is so delightful
- "You're not a hero" Tyrion takes offense cuz only heroes get that dragon ass
- Jon Snow is not in love with me ? girl he took you to a cave!
- Jon Snow is 5’8,” on 7 kingdom dating apps he’d face a ton of rejection
- Planning to meet Cersei; and Ice Queen meeting a Fire Queen
- "what war wasn't won without deceit and murder?"
- A blue eyed bear beyond the wall goes Revenant on the frozen 7
- Fear of fire makes the Hound a coward again... Thoros saves him
- The sigil of Jorah's house is a bear....and Jorah kills the zombie bear
- Littlefinger trying to separate the stark sisters wider than Teanna Trump's legs
- "I was on quaaludes I don't even remember Pyke" - Thoros
- Jon and crew ambush a White Walkers and wights from behind.
- White Walkers meets that Valaryan steel death and all but one wight die
- Wight is captured thanks to Tormond with the Lennox Lewis left hook
- It's a trap Jon realizes and sends Gendry back to Eastwatch
- Gendry has had a lot of cardio work. Rowing a boat for 4 years isn't easy.
- Don't run with a hammer dumbass, Gendry must be half Kenyan
- Jon Snow 40 yard dash time is impressive for a Westerosi
- Thin ice on a lake beyond the wall? must not be that cold up there
- The frozen 7 surrounded on a frozen lake without fishing rods
- Gendry collapses in front of the wall ....Davos to the rescue
- Thoros freezes to death overnight during the camping trip.
- Thoros dies and gets cremated by his own booze...
- Kill the Night King and they all die...like he's Dracula says Beric
- Sansa gets an invite from Cersei to come down to Kings Landing
- Sansa sends Brienne to Kings Landing to see her boo Jamie in her place
- Daenerys wakes up dragons in her Snowtropper outfit, headed towards Hoth
- "Sometimes doing nothing is the hardest thing to do"
- Hound acting like he's in the bullpen ....throwing rocks at wights
- Brave wight with iced Jordan 11's on decides to test the lake
- The white walkers were peacefully protesting before a stone was thrown. there are good people on both sides
- Jorah breaks out 2 dragonglass daggers
- Is that Beric Dondarrion or Thundarr the Barbarian's flaming sword
- Brienne's baby daddy goes down! saved by the hound
- This Game Of Thrones episode is the best episode of The Walking Dead yet
- Jon sings New Edition "is this the end?" but is saved by Rhaegal and Viserion
- The ravens in Westeros must have upgraded to Amazon Prime.
- Night King is so cool fire puts itself out when he approaches
- Night King has a rifle of an arm...he should go first in NFL draft
- the Night King is gonna get signed before Kapernick ever does
- Viserion goes down like United flight 93
- Drogon and Rhaegal cry out in agony like Sarah Palin at a book fair
- Engage hero mode: Jon Snow fights off wights so others can escape
- Night King tried to kill Drogon too....
- Drogon is the first GoT character to zigzag. Wise dragon learned from Blackwater rush battle
- Jon is submerged in frozen lake...eyes of Longclaw close until he re emerges
- Jon has been taking clothed swimming lessons from Jaime.
- Uncle Benjen looks like Strider... D&D must love CapCom
- Uncle Ghost rider rescues Jon ....gives him his horse.
- Hound is headed to KL to face his brother and Cersei with wight
- Having a meeting with Cersei about Night King is like Trump meeting with the HBCU's.
- Rhaegal crying out and searching the area for his brother
- Is Daenerys is about to sing "Let it go" from Frozen above the wall?
- Jon makes it to Eastwatch... dejected Jorah is sent back to friendzone
- Sansa finds Arya's mask collection from spirit of halloween store in Braavos
- Creepy Arya wants to play game of faces Hannibal Lecture style
- Jon apologizes to Daenerys on the Dragon yacht
- "Dragons are the only children i'll ever have" - Jon celebrates because he knows he can go RAW
- Don't call me Dany... last person who did died while I watched
- My Queen... spit that incestous game Jon and give her 6 inches of snow
- Wights forced to recover sunken dragon wreckage with chains from Craster's hardware store
- Night King gentrified Viserion faster than CACs did Harlem
- Viserion eyes opened fast like mine do when I smell someone making breakfast