Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?

[stretchwallz]

Trying to thaw out after that cold episode of Game of Thrones. I had my long night underwear on and moon boots trying to trek through Season 7 Episode 6. This shit was colder than a honeymoon night with Halle Berry... that being said here are my stretched out observations for "Death is the enemy"

• The map at dragonstone heads north
• Marching in the snow I can hear "Hi Ho Hi Ho it's off to work we go"
• 
  
  
• Gendry's freezing "how do you stay warm up here?" "Beastiality" says Tormond
• Thoros explains to Gendry why they sold him off to Red Velvet... FOR THE MONEY
• DNA expert Beric points out that Jon doesn’t look like his father.
• Jon tries to return Longclaw to Jorah, because he's too scared to give it to Lyanna Mormont
• Hound is disgusted that Tormond wants to bang the Caitlin Jenner of Tarth
• Arrived at Matterhorn mountain that the Hound saw in the flames.
• It's so cold in Winterfell as Arya says "What about Sansa's E-MAILS ?!!!
• Arya goes 1 for 50 from free throw line.... and Ned clapped?
• Father is killed by Lannisters with your help? ...a girls memory is wrong
• Sansa looking at Arya like her last name was Bolton
• Sansa says bitch 'bow down" when your in my town; I saved winterfell not Jon
• Being the younger sister, naturally Arya threatens to tattle. to Lyanna Mormont
• Weather up north is frightful but Dragonstone fire is so delightful
• "You're not a hero" Tyrion takes offense cuz only heroes get that dragon ass
• 
  
  
• Jon Snow is not in love with me ? girl he took you to a cave!
• Jon Snow is 5’8,” on 7 kingdom dating apps he’d face a ton of rejection
• Planning to meet Cersei; and Ice Queen meeting a Fire Queen
• "what war wasn't won without deceit and murder?"
• A blue eyed bear beyond the wall goes Revenant on the frozen 7
• Fear of fire makes the Hound a coward again... Thoros saves him
• 
  
  
• The sigil of Jorah's house is a bear....and Jorah kills the zombie bear
• Littlefinger trying to separate the stark sisters wider than Teanna Trump's legs
• "I was on quaaludes I don't even remember Pyke" - Thoros
• Jon and crew ambush a White Walkers and wights from behind.
• White Walkers meets that Valaryan steel death and all but one wight die
• Wight is captured thanks to Tormond with the Lennox Lewis left hook
• It's a trap Jon realizes and sends Gendry back to Eastwatch
• Gendry has had a lot of cardio work. Rowing a boat for 4 years isn't easy.
• Don't run with a hammer dumbass, Gendry must be half Kenyan
• 
  
  
• Jon Snow 40 yard dash time is impressive for a Westerosi
• Thin ice on a lake beyond the wall? must not be that cold up there
• The frozen 7 surrounded on a frozen lake without fishing rods
• Gendry collapses in front of the wall ....Davos to the rescue
• Thoros freezes to death overnight during the camping trip.
• Thoros dies and gets cremated by his own booze...
• Kill the Night King and they all die...like he's Dracula says Beric
• Sansa gets an invite from Cersei to come down to Kings Landing
• Sansa sends Brienne to Kings Landing to see her boo Jamie in her place
• Daenerys wakes up dragons in her Snowtropper outfit, headed towards Hoth
• 
  
  
• "Sometimes doing nothing is the hardest thing to do"
• Hound acting like he's in the bullpen ....throwing rocks at wights
• 
  
  
  
• Brave wight with iced Jordan 11's on decides to test the lake
• The white walkers were peacefully protesting before a stone was thrown. there are good people on both sides
• Jorah breaks out 2 dragonglass daggers
• Is that Beric Dondarrion or Thundarr the Barbarian's flaming sword
• 
  
  
• Brienne's baby daddy goes down! saved by the hound
• This Game Of Thrones episode is the best episode of The Walking Dead yet
• Jon sings New Edition "is this the end?" but is saved by Rhaegal and Viserion
• The ravens in Westeros must have upgraded to Amazon Prime.
• Night King is so cool fire puts itself out when he approaches
• Night King has a rifle of an arm...he should go first in NFL draft
• the Night King is gonna get signed before Kapernick ever does
• Viserion goes down like United flight 93
• 
  
  
  
• Drogon and Rhaegal cry out in agony like Sarah Palin at a book fair
• Engage hero mode: Jon Snow fights off wights so others can escape
• Night King tried to kill Drogon too....
• Drogon is the first GoT character to zigzag. Wise dragon learned from Blackwater rush battle
• Jon is submerged in frozen lake...eyes of Longclaw close until he re emerges
• Jon has been taking clothed swimming lessons from Jaime.
• Uncle Benjen looks like Strider... D&D must love CapCom
• Uncle Ghost rider rescues Jon ....gives him his horse.
• 
  
  
• Hound is headed to KL to face his brother and Cersei with wight
• Having a meeting with Cersei about Night King is like Trump meeting with the HBCU's.
• Rhaegal crying out and searching the area for his brother
• Is Daenerys is about to sing "Let it go" from Frozen above the wall?
• Jon makes it to Eastwatch... dejected Jorah is sent back to friendzone
• Sansa finds Arya's mask collection from spirit of halloween store in Braavos
• 
  
  
• Creepy Arya wants to play game of faces Hannibal Lecture style
• Jon apologizes to Daenerys on the Dragon yacht
• "Dragons are the only children i'll ever have" - Jon celebrates because he knows he can go RAW
• Don't call me Dany... last person who did died while I watched
• My Queen... spit that incestous game Jon and give her 6 inches of snow
• Wights forced to recover sunken dragon wreckage with chains from Craster's hardware store
• Night King gentrified Viserion faster than CACs did Harlem
• Viserion eyes opened fast like mine do when I smell someone making breakfast
• 

 

[simonmarcel]

Hopefully this hasn't been discussed but if it has can you please point me to the post that talks about it?

Did you guys catch Longclaw's eyes went from white to black when Jon came out of the ice? Like when he touched the ice, the pupils turned black, then when he put his hands on the sword the eyes completely blacked out.

It's been discussed. It was probably just a change in lighting. To me it looks like John's hand briefly blocks out the light when he comes out of the water. Almost as if the eye is catching light that is reflecting off something else. Like the camera lens. There is a gif on page 512 post 17906.

 

[simonmarcel]

When Jon told them they needed to burn the dude's body and the guy pulls out his sword, Tormond looked at him like "we're about to freeze to death too and you forgot you have a fire sword?

 

[Jay_from_dade]

It's been discussed. It was probably just a change in lighting. To me it looks like John's hand briefly blocks out the light when he comes out of the water. Almost as if the eye is catching light that is reflecting off something else. Like the camera lens. There is a gif on page 512 post 17906.

same thing i said almost exactly.

 

[darth frosty]

• Jon tries to return Longclaw to Jorah, because he's too scared to give it to Lyanna Mormont
• Sansa looking at Arya like her last name was Bolton
• Weather up north is frightful but Dragonstone fire is so delightful
• Daenerys wakes up dragons in her Snowtropper outfit, headed towards Hoth
• 
• The white walkers were peacefully protesting before a stone was thrown. there are good people on both sides
• Jorah breaks out 2 dragonglass daggers
• Is that Beric Dondarrion or Thundarr the Barbarian's flaming sword
• 
• This Game Of Thrones episode is the best episode of The Walking Dead yet
• The ravens in Westeros must have upgraded to Amazon Prime.
• Night King is so cool fire puts itself out when he approaches
• Night King has a rifle of an arm...he should go first in NFL draft
• the Night King is gonna get signed before Kapernick ever does
• Viserion goes down like United flight 93
• 
  
• Uncle Benjen looks like Strider... D&D must love CapCo
• Having a meeting with Cersei about Night King is like Trump meeting with the HBCU's.
• Jon makes it to Eastwatch... dejected Jorah is sent back to friendzone
• "Dragons are the only children i'll ever have" - Jon celebrates because he knows he can go RAW
• Wights forced to recover sunken dragon wreckage with chains from Craster's hardware store
• Night King gentrified Viserion faster than CACs did Harlem
• Viserion eyes opened fast like mine do when I smell someone making breakfast
• 

All

while at the same time!

 

[METALFACE]

Trying to thaw out after that cold episode of Game of Thrones. I had my long night underwear on and moon boots trying to trek through Season 7 Episode 6. This shit was colder than a honeymoon night with Halle Berry... that being said here are my stretched out observations for "Death is the enemy"

• The map at dragonstone heads north
• Marching in the snow I can hear "Hi Ho Hi Ho it's off to work we go"
• 
  
  
• Gendry's freezing "how do you stay warm up here?" "Beastiality" says Tormond
• Thoros explains to Gendry why they sold him off to Red Velvet... FOR THE MONEY
• DNA expert Beric points out that Jon doesn’t look like his father.
• Jon tries to return Longclaw to Jorah, because he's too scared to give it to Lyanna Mormont
• Hound is disgusted that Tormond wants to bang the Caitlin Jenner of Tarth
• Arrived at Matterhorn mountain that the Hound saw in the flames.
• It's so cold in Winterfell as Arya says "What about Sansa's E-MAILS ?!!!
• Arya goes 1 for 50 from free throw line.... and Ned clapped?
• Father is killed by Lannisters with your help? ...a girls memory is wrong
• Sansa looking at Arya like her last name was Bolton
• Sansa says bitch 'bow down" when your in my town; I saved winterfell not Jon
• Being the younger sister, naturally Arya threatens to tattle. to Lyanna Mormont
• Weather up north is frightful but Dragonstone fire is so delightful
• "You're not a hero" Tyrion takes offense cuz only heroes get that dragon ass
• 
  
  
• Jon Snow is not in love with me ? girl he took you to a cave!
• Jon Snow is 5’8,” on 7 kingdom dating apps he’d face a ton of rejection
• Planning to meet Cersei; and Ice Queen meeting a Fire Queen
• "what war wasn't won without deceit and murder?"
• A blue eyed bear beyond the wall goes Revenant on the frozen 7
• Fear of fire makes the Hound a coward again... Thoros saves him
• 
  
  
• The sigil of Jorah's house is a bear....and Jorah kills the zombie bear
• Littlefinger trying to separate the stark sisters wider than Teanna Trump's legs
• "I was on quaaludes I don't even remember Pyke" - Thoros
• Jon and crew ambush a White Walkers and wights from behind.
• White Walkers meets that Valaryan steel death and all but one wight die
• Wight is captured thanks to Tormond with the Lennox Lewis left hook
• It's a trap Jon realizes and sends Gendry back to Eastwatch
• Gendry has had a lot of cardio work. Rowing a boat for 4 years isn't easy.
• Don't run with a hammer dumbass, Gendry must be half Kenyan
• 
  
  
• Jon Snow 40 yard dash time is impressive for a Westerosi
• Thin ice on a lake beyond the wall? must not be that cold up there
• The frozen 7 surrounded on a frozen lake without fishing rods
• Gendry collapses in front of the wall ....Davos to the rescue
• Thoros freezes to death overnight during the camping trip.
• Thoros dies and gets cremated by his own booze...
• Kill the Night King and they all die...like he's Dracula says Beric
• Sansa gets an invite from Cersei to come down to Kings Landing
• Sansa sends Brienne to Kings Landing to see her boo Jamie in her place
• Daenerys wakes up dragons in her Snowtropper outfit, headed towards Hoth
• 
  
  
• "Sometimes doing nothing is the hardest thing to do"
• Hound acting like he's in the bullpen ....throwing rocks at wights
• 
  
  
  
• Brave wight with iced Jordan 11's on decides to test the lake
• The white walkers were peacefully protesting before a stone was thrown. there are good people on both sides
• Jorah breaks out 2 dragonglass daggers
• Is that Beric Dondarrion or Thundarr the Barbarian's flaming sword
• 
  
  
• Brienne's baby daddy goes down! saved by the hound
• This Game Of Thrones episode is the best episode of The Walking Dead yet
• Jon sings New Edition "is this the end?" but is saved by Rhaegal and Viserion
• The ravens in Westeros must have upgraded to Amazon Prime.
• Night King is so cool fire puts itself out when he approaches
• Night King has a rifle of an arm...he should go first in NFL draft
• the Night King is gonna get signed before Kapernick ever does
• Viserion goes down like United flight 93
• 
  
  
  
• Drogon and Rhaegal cry out in agony like Sarah Palin at a book fair
• Engage hero mode: Jon Snow fights off wights so others can escape
• Night King tried to kill Drogon too....
• Drogon is the first GoT character to zigzag. Wise dragon learned from Blackwater rush battle
• Jon is submerged in frozen lake...eyes of Longclaw close until he re emerges
• Jon has been taking clothed swimming lessons from Jaime.
• Uncle Benjen looks like Strider... D&D must love CapCom
• Uncle Ghost rider rescues Jon ....gives him his horse.
• 
  
  
• Hound is headed to KL to face his brother and Cersei with wight
• Having a meeting with Cersei about Night King is like Trump meeting with the HBCU's.
• Rhaegal crying out and searching the area for his brother
• Is Daenerys is about to sing "Let it go" from Frozen above the wall?
• Jon makes it to Eastwatch... dejected Jorah is sent back to friendzone
• Sansa finds Arya's mask collection from spirit of halloween store in Braavos
• 
  
  
• Creepy Arya wants to play game of faces Hannibal Lecture style
• Jon apologizes to Daenerys on the Dragon yacht
• "Dragons are the only children i'll ever have" - Jon celebrates because he knows he can go RAW
• Don't call me Dany... last person who did died while I watched
• My Queen... spit that incestous game Jon and give her 6 inches of snow
• Wights forced to recover sunken dragon wreckage with chains from Craster's hardware store
• Night King gentrified Viserion faster than CACs did Harlem
• Viserion eyes opened fast like mine do when I smell someone making breakfast
• 

Dragons are the only children i'll ever have" - Jon celebrates because he knows he can go RAW

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

It's the sword of omens now.

Imagine Kit Harington's Lion-O saying this

 

[FJP]

Let's be real. I can't remember who said it but there is no way a person could "guess" the dragon scene. No way in hell you gonna tell me you could guess the Exact dragon that was gonna die. No way in hell.

 

[FJP]

If they now know that Killing the King Kills the army.....why the hell don't they just focus on killing the King? Dude wouldn't have been able to kill all 3 dragons at the same damn time.

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

But hes already dead.. So how can he die again? Children of the forest prevented him from turning into a wight so i wonder if that fix still holds, if it doesnt, or if they abandon the character all together.

you're right. I don't know how that's going to work. maybe he'll just be prisoner.

 

[FJP]

If the Night King can kill a dragon by hand with a spear ......why the hell doesn't he do more fighting of his own? They would have been at the wall by now

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Let's be real. I can't remember who said it but there is no way a person could "guess" the dragon scene. No way in hell you gonna tell me you could guess the Exact dragon that was gonna die. No way in hell.

No way.
And I like discussing the show during the week
It ain't as bad as when Rocky was posting actual real fucking spoilers up in here. I remember he posted a wolf gif that was dancing like a man in here
I had no clue what that was about then the red wedding happened and I was pissed because he had no reason to post that bullshit in here and im sure plenty of people googled that shit and got the entire red wedding spoiled

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

If the Night King can kill a dragon by hand with a spear ......why the hell doesn't he do more fighting of his own? They would have been at the wall by now

It just takes a while to get to the wall man lol. Nothing has been stopping them they just been marching slowly to the wall.

And he ain't gonna fight until it's the final showdown you know how that go. Long as he got hundreds of thousands of people to fight for him and other horsemen then there's no reason for him to get his hands dirty.
the only reason he got off the horse is because of the dragon. Only reason. Otherwise he would've just looked like he always does

 

[crossovernegro]

Danaerys didn't know that though... the magnificent 6 knew, but they probably were in too much of a rush to get out of there when they were getting on drogon to tell her.
Would dragon fire kill the NK I wonder? They walk through fire.

If they now know that Killing the King Kills the army.....why the hell don't they just focus on killing the King? Dude wouldn't have been able to kill all 3 dragons at the same damn time.

 

[ghoststrike]

It's been discussed. It was probably just a change in lighting. To me it looks like John's hand briefly blocks out the light when he comes out of the water. Almost as if the eye is catching light that is reflecting off something else. Like the camera lens. There is a gif on page 512 post 17906.

same thing i said almost exactly.

I'm not totally sold on the change in lighting production flaw, especially from a show that constantly drops subtle hints. But we'll see if it pans out to something deeper.

 

[Jay_from_dade]

I'm not totally sold on the change in lighting production flaw, especially from a show that constantly drops subtle hints. But we'll see if it pans out to something deeper.

The sword was the focal point, then the rack focus to Jon. At that point you get the glare or what yall think yall saw.

 

[LSN]

The sword was the focal point, then the rack focus to Jon. At that point you get the glare or what yall think yall saw.

man the worst explanation I read is someone said bran warged into the pommel and was watching jon thru the wolf's eyes

 

[fonzerrillii]

Damn I can't believe reviewers are bitching about... the gawd damn chains that the knight king had... when it's fucking clear as shit that Jon and company were on a partially submerged shit.

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Damn I can't believe reviewers are bitching about... the gawd damn chains that the knight king had... when it's fucking clear as shit that Jon and company were on a partially submerged shit.

Doesn't matter what they were on. Chains are unbelievable as zombies pull out a dead dragon
people gonna people man.

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

man the worst explanation I read is someone said bran warged into the pommel and was watching jon thru the wolf's eyes

That person failed their drug test today.

 

[Complex]

I was worried about Tormund dying before before knocking down white missy elliott.

And why didn't they burn all the fucking white walkers and night king when they first got them by surprise

Shows writing has gone down some. It's like they're phoning it in this season and just doing unbelievable shit that doesn't make sense.

 

[TENT]

What do you mean? Just explain yourself.

Arya was trained by a faceless man.

They know when someone is lying.

As soon as Sansa speaks Arya should know what is in her heart.

That letter was written by Cersei. Everyone knows this.

Catelyn Stark and Robb read the letter!! The letter isn't new or even a secret to the North..

Only Arya didn't know about it. How would Sansa be afraid of the Northerners finding out about the letter when the letter was sent to the North??

I can't tell if you're trolling in these TV show threads or just stupid

 

[princeprince]

I was worried about Tormund dying before before knocking down white missy elliott.

And why didn't they burn all the fucking white walkers and night king when they first got them by surprise

Shows writing has gone down some. It's like they're phoning it in this season and just doing unbelievable shit that doesn't make sense.

gone down a lot, just pure shits and giggles
predictable
the shit only exists because jon snow was brought back to life
they have long played this white walker circle jerk shit for how many seasons now?

 

[crossovernegro]

Keep at it... One day you'll get good at it.

gone down a lot, just pure shits and giggles
predictable
the shit only exists because jon snow was brought back to life
they have long played this white walker circle jerk shit for how many seasons now?

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

I was worried about Tormund dying before before knocking down white missy elliott.

And why didn't they burn all the fucking white walkers and night king when they first got them by surprise

Shows writing has gone down some. It's like they're phoning it in this season and just doing unbelievable shit that doesn't make sense.

Man that was some scary shit wasn't it?
He thought it was over he was like "HELP ME" he never says no shit like that but he was looking at the water like omg this is it
Hound stepped up and he likes him he won't admit it but he does.

 

[crossovernegro]

Do white walkers (not their zombies) die from fire though?

I was worried about Tormund dying before before knocking down white missy elliott.

And why didn't they burn all the fucking white walkers and night king when they first got them by surprise

Shows writing has gone down some. It's like they're phoning it in this season and just doing unbelievable shit that doesn't make sense.

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

What do you mean? Just explain yourself.

Arya was trained by a faceless man.

They know when someone is lying.

As soon as Sansa speaks Arya should know what is in her heart.

That letter was written by Cersei. Everyone knows this.

Catelyn Stark and Robb read the letter!! The letter isn't new or even a secret to the North..

Only Arya didn't know about it. How would Sansa be afraid of the Northerners finding out about the letter when the letter was sent to the North??

So they have a habit of sharing secret letters sent by his sister to everyone?
It was none of their business and it's actually the opposite.
It would make no sense for all the rest of the northern leaders to know she sent that letter.
None.

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Do white walkers (not their zombies) die from fire though?

No they don't as you saw the king quench the fire and pass through it.
I wonder if the dragon is going to be shooting ice out

 

[crossovernegro]

Thought so. So it's dragon glass and V-steel only... People have mentioned burning them so I wasn't sure.

No they don't as you saw the king quench the fire and pass through it.
I wonder if the dragon is going to be shooting ice out

 

[FJP]

Do white walkers (not their zombies) die from fire though?

No

 

[Complex]

I could see the dragon breathing cold....where it freezes muthafuckas and they shatter

Do white walkers (not their zombies) die from fire though?

Man, they didn't even try. I have a hard time believing the fire would do nothing.

Man that was some scary shit wasn't it?
He thought it was over he was like "HELP ME" he never says no shit like that but he was looking at the water like omg this is it
Hound stepped up and he likes him he won't admit it but he does.

One part of the writing that has been good has been the bonding and dialogue

Tormund is one of my favorite characters, because he brings humor and classic one liners

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Thought so. So it's dragon glass and V-steel only... People have mentioned burning them so I wasn't sure.

You can absolutely burn the zombies up.
All the minions can get burnt like they just got burnt by the dragons
Big boy's don't burn though you need that glass or steel to kill them

Also underrated? Jon is a fucking show off. He is just a wizard with the sword. Like a fucking sloppy perfectly technical wizard
he's fucking falling down to the ground and kills a zombie trying to jump on him
he's stumbling trying to fucking pull the zombie up the hill further drops the zombie for a second twirls that shit around in his hand and arm and hits the zombie with a jab not even facing him

like when he faced the main dude you knew what time it was.. no fear no nothing just rolled up on him like move move move move SLICE
alright what yall up to over there?

the other cats are fighting for their lives
joorah is getting choked out
the hound if fighting will all of his might

Jon like yall good?

 

[FJP]

It just takes a while to get to the wall man lol. Nothing has been stopping them they just been marching slowly to the wall.

And he ain't gonna fight until it's the final showdown you know how that go. Long as he got hundreds of thousands of people to fight for him and other horsemen then there's no reason for him to get his hands dirty.
the only reason he got off the horse is because of the dragon. Only reason. Otherwise he would've just looked like he always does

I'm just saying. He sees 6 dudes murdering hundreds of his troops. You mean to tell me he couldn't just throw a couple of those spears and Jon and them. ?

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

I could see the dragon breathing cold....where it freezes muthafuckas and they shatter



Man, they didn't even try. I have a hard time believing the fire would do nothing.



One part of the writing that has been good has been the bonding and dialogue

Tormund is one of my favorite characters, because he brings humor and classic one liners

he's honest as fuck.
that's rare on the show.

 

[FJP]

Thought so. So it's dragon glass and V-steel only... People have mentioned burning them so I wasn't sure.

The wights can be burned. The Walkers can't be.