Bending a knee means nothing , once Jon bends his knee to Bran .
I read the stretched out observation, now I can go to sleep.
for a second i thought they were all going to try and get her drunk so they could run a train on her
Finally after around 400 days we return to Westeros... to catch up with all the players who want to control the Iron throne. The wait was so long I felt like a family in mississippi without food stamps ...but we've made it and here are my stretched out observations for Season 7 episode 1 "Dragonstone"
- That Arbor Mist wine will kill everyone at any feast... Arya says drink up
- Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe – Quote of the night
- Arya like a psycho Ethan Hunt reveals herself with a message “The North Remembers”
- Dragonstone and Oldtown on the opening map... but no Essos for the first time
- Oh shit is that white supremacy on horseback? Or the Night King and his goons
- Night king resurrected giants too... that’s some KD to the Warriors type of bullshit (Wun Wun, Wun too, & Wun three)
- Bran and Meera make it to the Wall just a few days shy of Bran’s 35th birthday
- Put Nymeria, Summer, Ghost and Meera together and you could film Snow Dogs 3
- Lord Commander Edd looks at them like I look at the Mormons riding bikes around the hood
- King of the North Jon Snow opens the military to women, gays, Karstarks and Umbers
- Sansa objects to Jon’s commands... shut up Catelyn lite (warriors are talking)
- Lord Glover speaks and Lyanna Mormont puts him in his place... AGAIN
- “Never go against the family” – The Godfather (especially in public Sansa)
- Littlefinger creeping in the shadows like Anne Rice created him
- Cersei sending ravens out with less success than Joe Flacco at Essence music festival
- Jamie says lets do couples therapy... Cersei is like why Tommen betrayed us
- Dont push me cuz Im close to the edge, 7 kingdoms are mine, cuz my kids all dead” - Cersei
- Lannisters have to partner with Euron Greyjoy who walks in looking like Bono
- Euron singing Jagged Edge to Cercei in Jamie face “he can’t love you like I love you... with 2 hands”
- Not so fast the Mountain Mandrich in full pass protection for the Queen
- Euron vows to return with some Dornish Viagra and a gift for his new conquest
- Fire and Blood? More like soup and poop with Sam and the worst work study program in Westeros
- The montage of Sam doing same duties repeatedly made me think he was in Hell via Preacher
- Gilly can read? Littlefingers dagger is in the book Sam is reading
- Stannis already told us Dragonstone is full of dragonglass but now Sam knows
- Archmaesters don’t believe in the apocalypse ….the Wall will stand
- Ser Jorah Mormont quarantined like the monsters on Resident Evil, still asking about Danaerys
- Ser Jorah Danaerys wanted you to be a rock for her…. not become Ben Grimm
- Jorah needs to hit up Philadelphia (Shea Butter heaven) to clear up that skin issue
- Tormund wants to put all of his wildling in Brienne; he made reservations at Ygritte’s cave
- Ed Sheeran up in the forest making Riverlands slow jams in Lannister armor
- Arya snacks on Bugs Bunny… while soldiers inquire about minimum drinking age in Westeros
- Six-time resurrection champ Beric Dondarrion and the Hound find a place to squat for the night
- Might as well stare into the fire Hound, not like your HBOGO app is working .
- The hound digging up frozen soil is the most fantasy aspect of this show yet (unless the shovel is touched by lord of light too)
- Danaerys has been on house hunters for 6 seasons and JUST found her spot
- I was lowkey expecting Smaug to be inside laying on some gold inside Dragonstone
- I can’t remember an episode where Varys nor Tyrion spoke a word...
- Damn straight to work Danaerys? “Shall we begin.... yes Lisa”
Maannnnnn, I think the Night King about to show up riding an ice dragon
They have NO idea whats coming
Seems Arya is doing ALOT of killing this season.
Now she's on her way to King's Landing.....
But Melissandre once told her: "We will meet again".
So maybe Arya will cross her path again this season, at some point.
.bran will not care about the throne.
Exactly these Northerners watch John grow up. He's a stark to them. Just not by marriage or Cat. He's not like Gendry who finds out he's highborn and then thinks he should be king. Also Sansa isn't stupid she could've just rode North with the Vale and won Winterfell herself. She needed John and knew the North would rally behind him. Out of all the kids he's the most like Ned even though hes not really his.
https://m.xhamster.com/videos/this-ain-t-game-of-thrones-scene-3-7262514whoa...wasn't ready for this
