Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?

Dude playing the Mountain was HUGE:

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:lol::lol::lol: a Stretch's synopsis. Dude I look forward to these every week. Thanks for the insight on the beetles conversation. It makes a lot of sense.
 
No spoiler intended, but keep in mind that this is probably up to early Book 3 of 5 so far. Got along way to go and some goodly amount of story to unfold.


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Oberyn was sick with the spear, just watched it again. His reverse behind the back parry was nasty and the ninjutsu kick thrust. Then he toyed with him cutting his Achilles so he couldn't move. It was a thing of beauty until he got too close to a man that can shoulder press 300lbs with one arm. If he wasn't preoccupied with being cute he would be the G.O.A.T

Red Viper went Destiny's Child and lost focus...RIP
 
Totally didn't see that coming.

Just another example of when you have a man down, you don't start talking shit to him. You put your boot on his throat and finish the job.

Absolutely

Just watched it again for 4th time. Who knew the Red Viper would pull a classic "SD (Special Delivery) Jones". That shit took me back to the 70's.
 
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Well that was a crushing episode, despite the constant spoiler talk I was shocked that the Red Viper went down like Fraizer. As per usually here are my stretched out observations

  • Moat Catlin during the credits, but neglected the Eyrie again
  • The nights watch may need Valtrex after a visit to Moles Town collection of WNBA players…
  • Burp* only two jams in all of the 7 kingdoms? No wonder weddings are so tragic; the Storm lands Shuffle or Iron Born slide is needed
  • Gilly shouted “WORLDSTARR” and felt the advanced Wildling Commando team like a canary senses the collapse of a coal mine
  • Jon Snow and Sam are getting ready at the Alamo of the North
  • Barry I’d join the Meereen swim team too if you get to watch the girls swim team bathe and do laundry nude after the relay races
  • Grey Worm has to be thinking I’ll scissor the fuck out of Missandrei and light a fire larger than the north has ever seen!
  • Young Obama’s story has been a little limp and lacking some key elements, she wanted you to see her! Now hit her with game “Never unsullied, I never meet you”

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  • Missandrei is top shelf bad…. I’d bang that like a screen door in a Louisiana Hurricane
  • Khaleesi was turned out by Drago (hung like a Horse Lord…), fucking under the stars now she wonders about stones and pillars while she braids
  • Danaerys is the QUEEN she’s #TeamNatural with the 2 strand twists & pink lotion on Missandrei; major hood love Khaleesi
  • Nice analogy of the octopus or Kraken Ramsay…the oceanography program at the Citadel may have scholarships
  • “Traditions are important – what are we without our history?” Quote of night
  • Maniacs love their fathers, Jofferey cried like a baby when Robert died and Ramsay looks like a puppy in the presence of Roose
  • Mustafa took Simba up on a hill the same way Lord Bolton took Ramsay and said “this is yours…aren’t you glad I raped your peasant mother?”
  • I expected Ramsay to recite Eazy-E on the D.O.C "Grand Finale" and say “I don’t give a fuck about fame; I’d rather deal with the flayed than the muthafukin name”
  • I haven’t seen a violent rapist deemed champion like Ramsay was…. since the last time the Lakers won the title

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  • Theon is no longer a Greyjoy but he does deserve a title and lands from House Stockholm whose words are “Is your penis clean…master”
  • Did Roose Bolton find the Fire Mares, the Glaive and the Black fortress before he made it to Winterfell? If the North is so big how does he commute so quickly?
  • The light just went on…Beware of Darth Sansa! She has been tutored by Cersei, Shae, & Littlefinger her manipulation skills will become legendary.
  • Big Brothers of the Vale fucked Robin, I’m waiting for Peytr to say “if you jump out the moon door you can catch your mom…milk is still warm”
  • Sansa bit the poisoned apple and came down the stairs looking like Maleficent, who knew the Eyrie had a Hot Topic?

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  • “I know what you want” Gothic cosplay? Sansa made his littlefinger tingle…the sheep has become the seductive wolf
  • Arya laughs knowing she’s never going to be invited to the Family reunions, she may kill the entire vibe
  • Tywin is the world’s greatest pen pal; he can break up any small council with a 2 day package from Raven Express
  • Obi-Wan Selmy basically went through Jorah’s iPhone and snitched to everybody
  • Jorah left the city with Brian Mcknight “One last cry” playing in his head (before I leave it all behind)
  • A Maester tried to touch Jamie once? So that’s a prerequisite for clergy in the 7 Kingdoms too? I don’t feel so bad about going to catholic school now
  • Orson crushed beetles like GRRM kills characters for NO DAMN REASON. Lannisters talk beetles; they also forget to mention Ringo
  • Tywin hit Maester Pycelle with the hurry up Grammy music during the pre fight announcement, while a gloved squire wiped shit on Oberyn’s spears

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  • The Prince is flipping around more than Gabby Douglas on the uneven bars. Treating the mountain like a matador does a bull
  • The Kingslayer was amazed at Oberyn’s fighting style like CACs are amazed at an And1 game….gotta work on my crossover
  • "You raped my sister. You murdered her. You killed her children." Oberyn is fighting the Mountain or the six fingered man?
  • Enjoy pipe like a woman; fight like a woman I suppose. The Prince of Dorne had all the evidence he needed but isn’t satisfied without a confession. Finish him!!!
  • Too many Lime-A-Rita’s before the big fight Oberyn had you sloppy; got hit with the Cobra Kai leg sweep
  • The Mountain punched King Landing Zorro’s head like a piñata and his candy corn teeth flew everywhere
  • Oberyn regrets not meeting that “Podrick” everyone was talking about. Spiked the ball like Desean Jackson at the one yard line in Dallas = No Touchdown
  • Neither Lady Margarey nor King Tommen where at the trial by combat? Maybe the King was “growing strong” from her gentle hands
  • Cersei has no lines in the entire episode, but her expressions spoke loudly
  • In a Westerosi gladiatorial match who wins? Nobody but Tywin! Kill the imp the contest is a tie
  • Interesting that the Rumble in the Red Keep followed Bronn’s strategy; dance until I get him off his feet…but if I’m not careful I’m dead”
  • Oberyn I pour a little of my Dornish red on the pavement for you, it splattered like your just thoughts did
  • Where’s the greyhound station at? They don’t respect bastards in KL so Ellaria may have to find alternate way home now that Oberyn is dead
  • The way the Mountain rolled off of the Red Viper reminded me of my 90 second performance with wifey Friday night

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but you forgot to touch-on what happened to Jorah, the friendzone Captain, and Danny Targaerynin
 
Oberyn was sick with the spear, just watched it again. His reverse behind the back parry was nasty and the ninjutsu kick thrust. Then he toyed with him cutting his Achilles so he couldn't move. It was a thing of beauty until he got too close to a man that can shoulder press 300lbs with one arm. If he wasn't preoccupied with being cute he would be the G.O.A.T

Red Viper went Destiny's Child and lost focus...RIP

Yeah he was nice with the spear:yes:


Like Mike Tyson's quote "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth".

Oberyn did go in there with a plan. He used speed, agility, and the length of his weapon to go against the Mountain. Hell Oberyn was out there looking like Kilik's weapons demonstration:lol:


The constant repeating of raping, killing, and murdering of his sister and her kids was a form of getting in the Mountain's head to distract him too. Oberyn had done the impossible and took down the Mountain! But like everyone said this is where he fucked up...

For one thing, Oberyn didn't need a confession. He knew it was the Mountain because...he knew it was the Mountain! Nobody else fit that description, and he is called "The Mountain" in the first place because he's the largest man in Westeros!

Once Oberyn got too close and got in that Zangief grab range it was a wrap:itsawrap:

To everyone, THIS IS NOT A SPOILER! This says spoiler at the beginning of the vid because it was posted on youtube 2 weeks ago before Sunday's fight (and at that point it was a spoiler). It's just showing how the fight was in the books (and pretty much it was on point with the show version:yes:)

 

The constant repeating of raping, killing, and murdering of his sister and her kids was a form of getting in the Mountain's head to distract him too. Oberyn had done the impossible and took down the Mountain! But like everyone said this is where he fucked up...

For one thing, Oberyn didn't need a confession. He knew it was the Mountain because...he knew it was the Mountain! Nobody else fit that description, and he is called "The Mountain" in the first place because he's the largest man in Westeros!

To the cats critical of Oberyn monologue and determination to get a confession... Keep in mind he appears to be a man of principal fueled by revenge and confirmation. His intent there was to get the Hound to implicate Tywinn in order to murder him with cause and in front of an audience. Remember his earlier exchange with Tywinn when he essentially admitted to knowing who pulled the trigger but wanted to truth as to if Hound went rogue or if he was acting on orders.

He act was less about peacocking and more about interrogation.

edit: Mountain not Hound.
 
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To the cats critical of Oberyn monologue and determination to get a confession... Keep in mind he appears to be a man of principal fueled by revenge and confirmation. His intent there was to get the Hound to implicate Tywinn in order to murder him with cause and in front of an audience. Remember his earlier exchange with Tywinn when he essentially admitted to knowing who pulled the trigger but wanted to truth as to if Hound went rogue or if he was acting on orders.

He act was less about peacocking and more about interrogation.

That's exactly what he was doing, I hated that he did it. I wish he would've treated the mountain like a bear and kept a spear length distance from him. That's exactly why he was asking who gave the order like that and motioning over to tywin. If the hound would've broke better believe that spear would've been in Tywin's chest.
 
To the cats critical of Oberyn monologue and determination to get a confession... Keep in mind he appears to be a man of principal fueled by revenge and confirmation. His intent there was to get the Hound to implicate Tywinn in order to murder him with cause and in front of an audience. Remember his earlier exchange with Tywinn when he essentially admitted to knowing who pulled the trigger but wanted to truth as to if Hound went rogue or if he was acting on orders.

He act was less about peacocking and more about interrogation.
You're right, Oberyn wasn't showboating around like Darth Maul did in "Phantom Menace" when he got his ass split in two. I just thought Oberyn could have gotten a confession out of him if he had kept stabbing him with the spear repeatedly in various places instead of walking so close to the Mountain on the ground, mortally wounded or not.

Sir Gregor Clegane is known for 2 things: his ferocity and his loyalty to the Lannisters. Oberyn might have gotten the confession of his sister out of Gregor, but I doubt he would have ever told about Tywin ordering him.
 
You're right, Oberyn wasn't showboating around like Darth Maul did in "Phantom Menace" when he got his ass split in two. I just thought Oberyn could have gotten a confession out of him if he had kept stabbing him with the spear repeatedly in various places instead of walking so close to the Mountain on the ground, mortally wounded or not.

Sir Gregor Clegane is known for 2 things: his ferocity and his loyalty to the Lannisters. Oberyn might have gotten the confession of his sister out of Gregor, but I doubt he would have ever told about Tywin ordering him.
Yea man... I couldn't even enjoy him styling because I just KNEW some shit like that was about to go down... Dude was nice as shit with his. Hated to see him go out like that. :smh:


Question: Who is nicer with the twirl and stab work? Oberyn or Grey Worm?
 
Yea man... I couldn't even enjoy him styling because I just KNEW some shit like that was about to go down... Dude was nice as shit with his. Hated to see him go out like that. :smh:


Question: Who is nicer with the twirl and stab work? Oberyn or Grey Worm?
:idea: Good question
 


I've been watching this guy's GOT reviews for 4 years and he does a great job,but he's whining on youtube saying why the "good guys" never win.. why the "bad guys" are rewarded....


I would of thought by now,people would know that this series aint your typical show and yet we have people like this dude crying about why the "good guys" isn't winning

This dude up here saying Arya is laughing at Lysa's death,when its not the case....Arya is laughing at how,she is 3 days late seeing her aunt,for the first time ever and laughing at the Hound,for not collecting the ransom money...and yet this dude up here saying Arya is laughing at her aunts death....wtf...:smh::smh::smh:


Its a breath of fresh air watching a show,where the good guys isn't winning all the time that shit gets very old and tired ....


Hell,most of the good guys on this show have no clue how to play the game....



Ned Stark - Little Finger told him not to trust anybody and yet he does it anyways.

result - He gets beheaded


Robb Stark - His mother specifically told him not to cross the Freys....Not only he ignores that,but he renege on his deal,he brought his wife at the wedding and thought it was cool...Robb was a fucking idiot

Who in their right mind does something like that...I mean god dayum,I've never met dumb character in my life,like him....:smh::smh::smh:

result- him,his wife and unborn child,his mother,Grey Wind and most of his banner-man dies

And to act insult to injury,he get his head chopped off and sewed on his wolf's body..

Jorah Mormont - was a spy for the crown,more specifically the Lannisters.


result - He's exiled


People need to grow the fuck up.......:smh::smh::smh::smh:
 
Robb Stark - His mother specifically told him not to cross the Freys....Not only he ignores that,but he renege on his deal,he brought his wife at the wedding and thought it was cool...Robb was a fucking idiot

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I was kind of relieved when Robbed was murdered. Dude was just too frustrating to watch every week.
 
I knew this was coming but didnt know it would be so brutal,couldnt even move after the closing credits and commentary
He should have beheaded The Mountain but he wanted answers,but he didnt realize The Mountain was down but not out.
Sansa ...that was no longer a girl but a woman coming down those stairs.
Nathalies nude scene,met her in person once and her personality is as sweet as her body,so whoever her man is or will be is one fortunate bastard
 
This show is like real life. The most evil and conniving people win. Anyone who tries to be a superhero gets killed. Life isn't fair.

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Dude playing the Mountain was HUGE:

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Damn, dude didn't stand a chance. Gotdamn
 
Yea man... I couldn't even enjoy him styling because I just KNEW some shit like that was about to go down... Dude was nice as shit with his. Hated to see him go out like that. :smh:


Question: Who is nicer with the twirl and stab work? Oberyn or Grey Worm?

Oberyn. He uses a shorted spear that better suited to that circular style. Gray Worm is no slouch tho.

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Yea man... I couldn't even enjoy him styling because I just KNEW some shit like that was about to go down... Dude was nice as shit with his. Hated to see him go out like that. :smh:


Question: Who is nicer with the twirl and stab work? Oberyn or Grey Worm?

Oberyn. He uses a shorted spear that better suited to that circular style. Gray Worm is no slouch tho.

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Nah, fam. The Unsullied are unparalleled. From the womb, they are trained for combat. All they know is warfare. The Red Viper is nice, and he definitely has help with the fact that he uses poison, but when it comes to combat, no one can fuck with the Unsullied.
 
Nah, fam. The Unsullied are unparalleled. From the womb, they are trained for combat. All they know is warfare. The Red Viper is nice, and he definitely has help with the fact that he uses poison, but when it comes to combat, no one can fuck with the Unsullied.


Oberyn himself said "the unsullied very impressive on the battlefield" he trained with them I concluded in his travels abroad. He appeared to be a student of combat
 
Nah, fam. The Unsullied are unparalleled. From the womb, they are trained for combat. All they know is warfare. The Red Viper is nice, and he definitely has help with the fact that he uses poison, but when it comes to combat, no one can fuck with the Unsullied.

It would be a pretty interesting fight. Remember the Red Viper was with the Second Sons (the mercenaries Daario now is the leader of) and has already seen the Unsullied fight first hand. But Grey Worm would probably win that one.




Another interesting fight would be The Mountain vs Khal Drogo.

Again I think Drogo can take him if he cuts out the showboating.
 
It would be a pretty interesting fight. Remember the Red Viper was with the Second Sons (the mercenaries Daario now is the leader of) and has already seen the Unsullied fight first hand. But Grey Worm would probably win that one.




Another interesting fight would be The Mountain vs Khal Drogo.

Again I think Drogo can take him if he cuts out the showboating.

Red Viper's poisons make it interesting. The warriors of Dorne have been described as guerrilla warriors similar to the Viet Cong in the Vietnam War. But the fact that the Unsullied can have their nipples cut off and not even flinch, makes me think in a one-on-one battle, they're a lot to deal with.
 
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The Red Viper was probably the best fighter in the known 7 kingdoms at the time. Can't think of anyone who could have taken him (if he sticks to fighting :hmm:).

I like the distinction the show makes between mercanaries like Bronn, Darrio, The Red Viper...brute warriors like The Hound and The Mountain...and battle trained formally trained fighters like Jamie, Jorah, Sir Barristan, the dude with the Flaming Sword..etc.

The Merc group seems to win every time. Even Jon Snow was in trouble with the dude with the knives until that chick stabbed him in the back.

Someone aught to make a Game of Thrones fight game.
 
The Red Viper was probably the best fighter in the known 7 kingdoms at the time. Can't think of anyone who could have taken him (if he sticks to fighting :hmm:).

I like the distinction the show makes between mercanaries like Bronn, Darrio, The Red Viper...brute warriors like The Hound and The Mountain...and battle trained formally trained fighters like Jamie, Jorah, Sir Barristan, the dude with the Flaming Sword..etc.

The Merc group seems to win every time. Even Jon Snow was in trouble with the dude with the knives until that chick stabbed him in the back.

Someone aught to make a Game of Thrones fight game.

Gta style
 
It would be a pretty interesting fight. Remember the Red Viper was with the Second Sons (the mercenaries Daario now is the leader of) and has already seen the Unsullied fight first hand. But Grey Worm would probably win that one.

Another interesting fight would be The Mountain vs Khal Drogo.

Again I think Drogo can take him if he cuts out the showboating.


Drago never lost a contest in a culture of dominance & constant battle...I think he beats everybody without armor. Undefeated

Grey Worm is unsullied, their strength is in unity like ants. Being cut before puberty makes them weak but obedient, their discipline is great but they lack power

The Mountain is freakish 6'9' 419 in real life 16% body fat, you can't make a mistake or he overwhelms you with Viking like strength and brutality

Red Viper is an mature unsullied who has studied at the Citadel and with other warriors. He's a small man with dangerous information poisons, techniques, Bruce Lee type of fighter

Syrio may give them all that work will a valaryian steel sword because the "1st sword of braavos does not run"



The Red Viper was probably the best fighter in the known 7 kingdoms at the time. Can't think of anyone who could have taken him (if he sticks to fighting :hmm:).

I like the distinction the show makes between mercanaries like Bronn, Darrio, The Red Viper...brute warriors like The Hound and The Mountain...and battle trained formally trained fighters like Jamie, Jorah, Sir Barristan, the dude with the Flaming Sword..etc.

The Merc group seems to win every time. Even Jon Snow was in trouble with the dude with the knives until that chick stabbed him in the back.

Someone aught to make a Game of Thrones fight game.


Styles make fights... George Foreman killed Frazier due to style, Ali embarrassed Foreman due to style

That would be a dope game...the mercenaries don't fight for any fixed idea, just to win by any means...basic survival
 
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The book readers (I am not one) love the Red Viper, the book obviously gave him back story that made him a special character- the TV watchers didnt get much back story beside he was from Dorne - he was bi and had a smart mouth - his fight and death was nice but not as emotional as Ned or Robb Stark - or as satisfying as Joffrey's. But what the producers of Game of Thrones was able to do in a very short time is convey the skill set of the Red Viper and the horror of the Mountain destroying him - if he had just choked him to death or even pushed his eyes into his skull it would have been bad - but they took it to "11" and had the Mountain crush his skull like a melon -
and once again had the most talked about TV moment of the week.

Bravo Game of Thrones - bravo
 
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