You're wrong, the show is nearing the end of book 3 now.
Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?
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You're wrong, the show is nearing the end of book 3 now.
Where would you guys rank Jamie Lannister? Two armed Jamie lannister of course
. I remember the way he handled Ned Stark and he looks like he was nice with his. Shit he even told Tyrion he thought he could take the Mountain in his better days.
Where would you guys rank Jamie Lannister? Two armed Jamie lannister of course
He didnt do shit to Ned. Jamie had the Kings guard with him and they stabbed him in the leg.
Ned and Jamie had just begun fighting when that happened.
Where would you guys rank Jamie Lannister? Two armed Jamie lannister of course
Actually he thought Ned would be easier to fight and was surprised that Ned was holding his own against him. Not sure how that fight would of ended if Ned didn't get stabbed in the leg.
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Where would you guys rank Jamie Lannister? Two armed Jamie lannister of course
I think Jamie was one of the most deadliest warriors in Westeros (as was Oberyn and Barristan Selmy). The Unsullied are known for their discipline, training, and prowess as a military group. Individually though, I don't see an individual Unsullied Soldier matching up with Jamie, Selmy or Oberyn.
The Red Viper was probably the best fighter in the known 7 kingdoms at the time. Can't think of anyone who could have taken him (if he sticks to fighting).
I like the distinction the show makes between mercanaries like Bronn, Darrio, The Red Viper...brute warriors like The Hound and The Mountain...and battle trained formally trained fighters like Jamie, Jorah, Sir Barristan, the dude with the Flaming Sword..etc.
The Merc group seems to win every time. Even Jon Snow was in trouble with the dude with the knives until that chick stabbed him in the back.
Someone aught to make a Game of Thrones fight game.
You forgot about dat white nig. Ramsey Snow. He buzzsaw his way thru like 15 dudes in that jail cell.
I'm not saying you're wrong,but I think Jaime underestimated Ned just alittle bit...
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Well that was a crushing episode, despite the constant spoiler talk I was shocked that the Red Viper went down like Fraizer. As per usually here are my stretched out observations
- Moat Catlin during the credits, but neglected the Eyrie again
- The nights watch may need Valtrex after a visit to Moles Town collection of WNBA players…
- Burp* only two jams in all of the 7 kingdoms? No wonder weddings are so tragic; the Storm lands Shuffle or Iron Born slide is needed
- Gilly shouted “WORLDSTARR” and felt the advanced Wildling Commando team like a canary senses the collapse of a coal mine
- Jon Snow and Sam are getting ready at the Alamo of the North
- Barry I’d join the Meereen swim team too if you get to watch the girls swim team bathe and do laundry nude after the relay races
- Grey Worm has to be thinking I’ll scissor the fuck out of Missandrei and light a fire larger than the north has ever seen!
- Young Obama’s story has been a little limp and lacking some key elements, she wanted you to see her! Now hit her with game “Never unsullied, I never meet you”
- Missandrei is top shelf bad…. I’d bang that like a screen door in a Louisiana Hurricane
- Khaleesi was turned out by Drago (hung like a Horse Lord…), fucking under the stars now she wonders about stones and pillars while she braids
- Danaerys is the QUEEN she’s #TeamNatural with the 2 strand twists & pink lotion on Missandrei; major hood love Khaleesi
- Nice analogy of the octopus or Kraken Ramsay…the oceanography program at the Citadel may have scholarships
- “Traditions are important – what are we without our history?” Quote of night
- Maniacs love their fathers, Jofferey cried like a baby when Robert died and Ramsay looks like a puppy in the presence of Roose
- Mustafa took Simba up on a hill the same way Lord Bolton took Ramsay and said “this is yours…aren’t you glad I raped your peasant mother?”
- I expected Ramsay to recite Eazy-E on the D.O.C "Grand Finale" and say “I don’t give a fuck about fame; I’d rather deal with the flayed than the muthafukin name”
- I haven’t seen a violent rapist deemed champion like Ramsay was…. since the last time the Lakers won the title
- Theon is no longer a Greyjoy but he does deserve a title and lands from House Stockholm whose words are “Is your penis clean…master”
- Did Roose Bolton find the Fire Mares, the Glaive and the Black fortress before he made it to Winterfell? If the North is so big how does he commute so quickly?
- The light just went on…Beware of Darth Sansa! She has been tutored by Cersei, Shae, & Littlefinger her manipulation skills will become legendary.
- Big Brothers of the Vale fucked Robin, I’m waiting for Peytr to say “if you jump out the moon door you can catch your mom…milk is still warm”
- Sansa bit the poisoned apple and came down the stairs looking like Maleficent, who knew the Eyrie had a Hot Topic?
- “I know what you want” Gothic cosplay? Sansa made his littlefinger tingle…the sheep has become the seductive wolf
- Arya laughs knowing she’s never going to be invited to the Family reunions, she may kill the entire vibe
- Tywin is the world’s greatest pen pal; he can break up any small council with a 2 day package from Raven Express
- Obi-Wan Selmy basically went through Jorah’s iPhone and snitched to everybody
- Jorah left the city with Brian Mcknight “One last cry” playing in his head (before I leave it all behind)
- A Maester tried to touch Jamie once? So that’s a prerequisite for clergy in the 7 Kingdoms too? I don’t feel so bad about going to catholic school now
- Orson crushed beetles like GRRM kills characters for NO DAMN REASON. Lannisters talk beetles; they also forget to mention Ringo
- Tywin hit Maester Pycelle with the hurry up Grammy music during the pre fight announcement, while a gloved squire wiped shit on Oberyn’s spears
- The Prince is flipping around more than Gabby Douglas on the uneven bars. Treating the mountain like a matador does a bull
- The Kingslayer was amazed at Oberyn’s fighting style like CACs are amazed at an And1 game….gotta work on my crossover
- "You raped my sister. You murdered her. You killed her children." Oberyn is fighting the Mountain or the six fingered man?
- Enjoy pipe like a woman; fight like a woman I suppose. The Prince of Dorne had all the evidence he needed but isn’t satisfied without a confession. Finish him!!!
- Too many Lime-A-Rita’s before the big fight Oberyn had you sloppy; got hit with the Cobra Kai leg sweep
- The Mountain punched King Landing Zorro’s head like a piñata and his candy corn teeth flew everywhere
- Oberyn regrets not meeting that “Podrick” everyone was talking about. Spiked the ball like Desean Jackson at the one yard line in Dallas = No Touchdown
- Neither Lady Margarey nor King Tommen where at the trial by combat? Maybe the King was “growing strong” from her gentle hands
- Cersei has no lines in the entire episode, but her expressions spoke loudly
- In a Westerosi gladiatorial match who wins? Nobody but Tywin! Kill the imp the contest is a tie
- Interesting that the Rumble in the Red Keep followed Bronn’s strategy; dance until I get him off his feet…but if I’m not careful I’m dead”
- Oberyn I pour a little of my Dornish red on the pavement for you, it splattered like your just thoughts did
- Where’s the greyhound station at? They don’t respect bastards in KL so Ellaria may have to find alternate way home now that Oberyn is dead
- The way the Mountain rolled off of the Red Viper reminded me of my 90 second performance with wifey Friday night
Too many Lime-A-Rita’s before the big fight Oberyn had you sloppy; got hit with the Cobra Kai leg sweep
Oberyn regrets not meeting that “Podrick” everyone was talking about. Spiked the ball like Desean Jackson at the one yard line in Dallas = No Touchdown
yep
Oberyn regrets not meeting that “Podrick” everyone was talking about. Spiked the ball like Desean Jackson at the one yard line in Dallas = No Touchdown
yep
Where would you guys rank Jamie Lannister? Two armed Jamie lannister of course
Damn so a fight between him and The Red Viper would have been Epic!
Damn y'all forgetting bout Kal Drogo. Dude was a certified beast too with his fighting skill as well
So fuckin' frustrating!
Mistake after mistake.
We still ain't seen that old Fuck selmy fight
Old dusty devil probably cant lift his sword!
He went out like a hoe with a wound to his man tiddy. GTFOH!!! lol.
I think his lore carrier him for the last few years.
With that being said, I would have loved to see a prequel with a young Selmy, Ned, and Robert Beratheon with that war hammer.
As book readers already know, the pre-history is as rich (if not richer) as the current happenings in Westerous.
I highly recommends comicgirl19's history of the westerous houses. It places everything in context.
I finally got around to re-watching the episode and I've officially moved from feeling sorry about Prince Oberyn to feeling pissed at him. He had The Mountain down and out. He had one of the best killers in Westero down and out on his back and instead of just finishing him off, Oberyn just had to keep talking and trying to get a confession. Trying to get a moral victory on top of an actual victory. Well, good job dumbass. You got your confession. You got your moral victory .... right along side of getting your head crushed in like one of Gallagher's watermelons.
Question about the Martells though. I highly doubt that Oberyn was the only Martell that had beef with the Lannisters. I mean, the last time the Martells sent one of their's to King's Landing ended with her having her children killed in front of her, then being raped to death by The Mountain. All on orders of the Lannisters. Now their 2nd prince goes to King's Landing to represent Dorne for a wedding and ends up coming home in a body bag. All of which happened because of some bullshit trial involving the Lannisters. I hope they don't drop this storyline next season and sweep the Martells and Dorne back under the carpet that they were under for the first 3 seasons. I would love to see the Oberyn's brother(s)? or father come in next season on some fuck the Lannsiters shit.
You gotta wait for next season,for that.....
yes...from start to end
I saw they were casting 3 young women for Oberyn's daughters for season 5...I'm sure they're similar to their dad. I remember him talking about his daughters like he had 8 or 9. Should be good none of the great houses take slights gracefully
Yeah in the book he has 8 daughters and they're called the Sand Snakes. HBO is gonna combine them into 3 women with at least one being Black or mixed race.
Here is a link to some of the casting they're looking for for Season 5. I didn't post it cause it might be spoilers for some:
http://winteriscoming.net/2014/05/23/characters-confirmed-game-thrones-season-5-new-details/
http://winteriscoming.net/2014/05/23/characters-confirmed-game-thrones-season-5-new-details/
Where would you guys rank Jamie Lannister? Two armed Jamie lannister of course
I believe alot of those high born dudes like Jamie, Ned, The Knight of Flowers even Robert although they are war seasoned get alot of rep because of who they are. When they go up against dudes like Bronn, The Mountain, The Hound, the Red Viper they got problems.
I'd put him below Ser Barristan Ned, Robert and Brienne and ahead of the gay dude.
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