Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?
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Since BOTH the Mountain AND Oberyn died... doesn't Tyrion get a pass?
Or is it because (technically) Oberyn died a few seconds earlier... that Tyrion gets sentenced to death?
Who studied "Trial by Combat" Law at Westeros College?
Can Tyrion appeal this shit, or what?
Help a brutha out.
i said same thing!
i thought tie went to runner?
homie his spear went though mountains entire body(may have
been poisoned on blade. big O was a master of poison. he died!
not if stark boys are found! they are rightful heirs.
nah, he asked his crazy ass son if he had heard form homie he
sent to the wall. son said no, roose said no worries, they are probley dead
yeah man when am i going to see some giants and zombies man
Well that was a crushing episode, despite the constant spoiler talk I was shocked that the Red Viper went down like Fraizer. As per usually here are my stretched out observations
- Moat Catlin during the credits, but neglected the Eyrie again
- The nights watch may need Valtrex after a visit to Moles Town collection of WNBA players…
- Burp* only two jams in all of the 7 kingdoms? No wonder weddings are so tragic; the Storm lands Shuffle or Iron Born slide is needed
- Gilly shouted “WORLDSTARR” and felt the advanced Wildling Commando team like a canary senses the collapse of a coal mine
- Jon Snow and Sam are getting ready at the Alamo of the North
- Barry I’d join the Meereen swim team too if you get to watch the girls swim team bathe and do laundry nude after the relay races
- Grey Worm has to be thinking I’ll scissor the fuck out of Missandrei and light a fire larger than the north has ever seen!
- Young Obama’s story has been a little limp and lacking some key elements, she wanted you to see her! Now hit her with game “Never unsullied, I never meet you”
- Missandrei is top shelf bad…. I’d bang that like a screen door in a Louisiana Hurricane
- Khaleesi was turned out by Drago (hung like a Horse Lord…), fucking under the stars now she wonders about stones and pillars while she braids
- Danaerys is the QUEEN she’s #TeamNatural with the 2 strand twists & pink lotion on Missandrei; major hood love Khaleesi
- Nice analogy of the octopus or Kraken Ramsay…the oceanography program at the Citadel may have scholarships
- “Traditions are important – what are we without our history?” Quote of night
- Maniacs love their fathers, Jofferey cried like a baby when Robert died and Ramsay looks like a puppy in the presence of Roose
- Mustafa took Simba up on a hill the same way Lord Bolton took Ramsay and said “this is yours…aren’t you glad I raped your peasant mother?”
- I expected Ramsay to recite Eazy-E on the D.O.C "Grand Finale" and say “I don’t give a fuck about fame; I’d rather deal with the flayed than the muthafukin name”
- I haven’t seen a violent rapist deemed champion like Ramsay was…. since the last time the Lakers won the title
- Theon is no longer a Greyjoy but he does deserve a title and lands from House Stockholm whose words are “Is your penis clean…master”
- Did Roose Bolton find the Fire Mares, the Glaive and the Black fortress before he made it to Winterfell? If the North is so big how does he commute so quickly?
- The light just went on…Beware of Darth Sansa! She has been tutored by Cersei, Shae, & Littlefinger her manipulation skills will become legendary.
- Big Brothers of the Vale fucked Robin, I’m waiting for Peytr to say “if you jump out the moon door you can catch your mom…milk is still warm”
- Sansa bit the poisoned apple and came down the stairs looking like Maleficent, who knew the Eyrie had a Hot Topic?
- “I know what you want” Gothic cosplay? Sansa made his littlefinger tingle…the sheep has become the seductive wolf
- Arya laughs knowing she’s never going to be invited to the Family reunions, she may kill the entire vibe
- Tywin is the world’s greatest pen pal; he can break up any small council with a 2 day package from Raven Express
- Obi-Wan Selmy basically went through Jorah’s iPhone and snitched to everybody
- Jorah left the city with Brian Mcknight “One last cry” playing in his head (before I leave it all behind)
- A Maester tried to touch Jamie once? So that’s a prerequisite for clergy in the 7 Kingdoms too? I don’t feel so bad about going to catholic school now
- Orson crushed beetles like GRRM kills characters for NO DAMN REASON. Lannisters talk beetles; they also forget to mention Ringo
- Tywin hit Maester Pycelle with the hurry up Grammy music during the pre fight announcement, while a gloved squire wiped shit on Oberyn’s spears
- The Prince is flipping around more than Gabby Douglas on the uneven bars. Treating the mountain like a matador does a bull
- The Kingslayer was amazed at Oberyn’s fighting style like CACs are amazed at an And1 game….gotta work on my crossover
- "You raped my sister. You murdered her. You killed her children." Oberyn is fighting the Mountain or the six fingered man?
- Enjoy pipe like a woman; fight like a woman I suppose. The Prince of Dorne had all the evidence he needed but isn’t satisfied without a confession. Finish him!!!
- Too many Lime-A-Rita’s before the big fight Oberyn had you sloppy; got hit with the Cobra Kai leg sweep
- The Mountain punched King Landing Zorro’s head like a piñata and his candy corn teeth flew everywhere
- Oberyn regrets not meeting that “Podrick” everyone was talking about. Spiked the ball like Desean Jackson at the one yard line in Dallas = No Touchdown
- Neither Lady Margarey nor King Tommen where at the trial by combat? Maybe the King was “growing strong” from her gentle hands
- Cersei has no lines in the entire episode, but her expressions spoke loudly
- In a Westerosi gladiatorial match who wins? Nobody but Tywin! Kill the imp the contest is a tie
- Interesting that the Rumble in the Red Keep followed Bronn’s strategy; dance until I get him off his feet…but if I’m not careful I’m dead”
- Oberyn I pour a little of my Dornish red on the pavement for you, it splattered like your just thoughts did
- Where’s the greyhound station at? They don’t respect bastards in KL so Ellaria may have to find alternate way home now that Oberyn is dead
- The way the Mountain rolled off of the Red Viper reminded me of my 90 second performance with wifey Friday night
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Well that was a crushing episode, despite the constant spoiler talk I was shocked that the Red Viper went down like Fraizer. As per usually here are my stretched out observations
- Gilly shouted “WORLDSTARR” and felt the advanced Wildling Commando team like a canary senses the collapse of a coal mine
- Jon Snow and Sam are getting ready at the Alamo of the North
- Barry I’d join the Meereen swim team too if you get to watch the girls swim team bathe and do laundry nude after the relay races
- Grey Worm has to be thinking I’ll scissor the fuck out of Missandrei and light a fire larger than the north has ever seen!
- Young Obama’s story has been a little limp and lacking some key elements, she wanted you to see her! Now hit her with game “Never unsullied, I never meet you”
- Missandrei is top shelf bad…. I’d bang that like a screen door in a Louisiana Hurricane
- I haven’t seen a violent rapist deemed champion like Ramsay was…. since the last time the Lakers won the title
- Big Brothers of the Vale fucked Robin, I’m waiting for Peytr to say “if you jump out the moon door you can catch your mom…milk is still warm”
- Sansa bit the poisoned apple and came down the stairs looking like Maleficent, who knew the Eyrie laugh had a Hot Topic?
- Orson crushed beetles like GRRM kills characters for NO DAMN REASON. Lannisters talk beetles; they also forget to mention Ringo
- Tywin hit Maester Pycelle with the hurry up Grammy music during the pre fight announcement, while a gloved squire wiped shit on Oberyn’s spears
- Enjoy pipe like a woman; fight like a woman I suppose. The Prince of Dorne had all the evidence he needed but isn’t satisfied without a confession. Finish him!!!
- Oberyn regrets not meeting that “Podrick” everyone was talking about. Spiked the ball like Desean Jackson at the one yard line in Dallas = No Touchdown
- Interesting that the Rumble in the Red Keep followed Bronn’s strategy; dance until I get him off his feet…but if I’m not careful I’m dead”
- The way the Mountain rolled off of the Red Viper reminded me of my 90 second performance with wifey Friday night
CLASSIC^^^
Been waiting all day for the recap
she is 14 @ this point in the book not the tv show...correct me if I'm wrong
*edit*
they have her listed as age 15-16...not much better...I thought her character was supposed to be older
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Sansa_Stark
*edit*
they have her listed as age 15-16...not much better...I thought her character was supposed to be older
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Sansa_Stark
This shit is brutal I wish they remade Friday the 13th & Nightmare on Elm Street films with the same gore & gratuity that this show uses.
More kill, less talk.
Oberyn learnt that the hard way.
Oberyn learnt that the hard way.
when it's time to kill...kill...dude always been too cocky...wasn't too crazy about his character anyway lol...dude really couldn't say all that shit w/in a reasonable distance esp. since he had that long ass spear??? that look on tyrion face tho lol...sansa looked sexy as hell when she wore that black...gifs were too small to do it justice 
what was the point of the story w/ the beetles...was it just to show that him and jamie still shared fond memories of their childhood which further illustrates the bond between them? why was baelish sounding like batman lol? his connection to bravos is kinda interesting to know...lol @ jorah can't blame shorty for kicking him out 
what was the point of the story w/ the beetles...was it just to show that him and jamie still shared fond memories of their childhood which further illustrates the bond between them? why was baelish sounding like batman lol? his connection to bravos is kinda interesting to know...lol @ jorah can't blame shorty for kicking him out 
One big ass gif
I swear... I just looked at that picture and instantly licked my lips... my thirst is strong for that woman
when it's time to kill...kill...dude always been too cocky...wasn't too crazy about his character anyway lol...dude really couldn't say all that shit w/in a reasonable distance esp. since he had that long ass spear??? that look on tyrion face tho lol...sansa looked sexy as hell when she wore that black...gifs were too small to do it justice
Beetles was foreshadowing of Oberyn being crushed like a bug and the overall futility of life.... Valar Morgulis
if that shit happens, this bitch ass nigga needs to be banned.
the hound better get that bite checked out!
he bout to keel over. & that was no bettle tyrion had,
that was a rollie-pollie!
ban his punk ass anyway...
ban his punk ass anyway...
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