Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?

Kissed by Fire...8 out of 10 a lot of character developement

Beric Dondarrion lights his sword like Thundarr the Barbarian with his own blood to fight the Hound...he would fail a breathalyzer
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Jon Snow and Yigrette find the Playboy Mansion's Grotto in the middle of what looks like Siberia?
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You know nothing Jon Snow? except how a Northerner goes south on a Wildling

Robb Stark is losing his men...you can't be Old & New testament, Karstark wants revenge

Blackfish is the uncle you need, no diaolouge a man of swift, efficient action!

The Starks rigidity is a major flaw, similar to today's GOP, it's why Rob's losing the war and Ned lost his head (there is no HONOR in war)
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Ross Bolton has a stalker vibe...and Hitchcock's understanding of suspense.

Gendry wants a family and tells Arya he doesn't want to sing Freddie Jackson to her in Winterfell

Kingslayer has moral ambiguity like real humans, he protects his family first. Cersei in Winterfell with Bran, Tywin in Kings Landing against Mad King, Tyrion when he attacked Ned. Morality is never black and white
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Kingslayer deserves an Emmy for this season, Brienne was afraid of the dick in the bath
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Skelator needs her fiber fig's, prunes, rasains, etc she's staying regular (stop eating cheese and she may detox better)
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Stannis the swinger goes to see his old bitch while his new one is away. She's high off that formaldehyde from her test tube babies

The dragonface princess makes the onion night cry by teaching him to read

Sanss's box is being traded more than Sam Cassell for control of the north...Littlefinger is always ahead of the game
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The Jason Collins of The Reach gets a new toy after a duel in the yard

The Grumpy Old Knight review continues as Selmy and Mormount measure their devotion to Khaleesi. Selmy should have asked "Did you fuck?" Mormount's face would convey "nah..one day"
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Did anyone else see that look Daenerys Stormborn gave grey worm when he showed his face? She wanted to give him a piece of that "Fire & Blood"... too bad his spear is gone

How did the Sith Order let Tywin Lannister go?

Westeros biggest pen pal continues to play chess with these connect four players. Legacy, Legacy, Legacy, Cersei fuck the fag and gimme Highgarden, Imp bang that minor and give me Winterfell
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Random Thoughts:
  • Why does Jon Snow say "7 Hells" when he goes in the grotto? I thought he was of the North?
  • Where are Ghost, Grey Wind, etc? those Direwolves need to call Drogon's agent and get more screen time
  • Why not ditch Old Gods, The Seven, and the Drowned God if the Lord of Light can bring you back from the dead?
 
Random Thoughts:
  • Why not ditch Old Gods, The Seven, and the Drowned God if the Lord of Light can bring you back from the dead?

Right !!!! The Lord of Light ain't bout that 'works in mysterious ways' life. The Lord of Light makes demon babies and brings people back from dead. Sign me up.

The night is dark and full of terrors :cool:
 
C/S

If the young wolf would of listen to his mother and not released greyjoy, kept his oath and married the frey, not killed karstark, he would still have been king of westoros or aligned himself with stannis and permanently dismantled the lannisters

Stannis would never align with anyone, he's the one person that is more rigid than the Starks, which is why no one likes him. Robb is inexperienced at ruling, but he is a tactical genius. Mormont and Barristan were talking about that in this episode, warriors aren't politicians.
 
out of the people we've seen fight with a sword, who is the best?

Ole school with ur dragon bitch...that nigga COLD...barristan (sp?) i think is his name

he had like 6,7 knights shook in season 1 when joffrey dismissed him, then Ned was like "sheeeiiiitttt I'm glad i didn't run up on u in the battlefield, i might not be here"

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Also re watching the episode right now. Sansa is a real fucking idiot. She has a chance to leave but is such a chickenhead on a quest to be royalty she wants to stay at Kingslanding to marry a fag.
We're WATCHING the show and know all.

She's a teenager who doesn't know shit, and anyone who is seemingly nice to her she trusts.

Good to see you're still an idio moblack
 
Jaime with two hands

ned could have took him out

Ole school with ur dragon bitch...that nigga COLD...barristan (sp?) i think is his name

he had like 6,7 knights shook in season 1 when joffrey dismissed him, then Ned was like "sheeeiiiitttt I'm glad i didn't run up on u in the battlefield, i might not be here"

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we aint seen him squab

not dude that keep dying
that's for sure

:lol:

i got hound or half man's guard
 
ned could have took him out



we aint seen him squab



:lol:

i got hound or half man's guard
Ned couldn't take Jamie. Jamie is a prodigy. One of the most skilled swordsmen in the 7 kingdoms...or at least he was. The Hound is good too as is the wildling leader, and Sir Jonnie Mormott. But I wouldn't slept on Bronn.
 
We're WATCHING the show and know all.

She's a teenager who doesn't know shit, and anyone who is seemingly nice to her she trusts.

Good to see you're still an idio moblack

Yet her younger sister and brother are smarter than her fast teenage ass?:smh:
Sansa is a chicken head to the fullest or lets say gold digger. First she was ready to hop on Little Fingers ship. Then sees a house such as the Tyrells and puts her eye on a bigger pay day.
 
Yet her younger sister and brother are smarter than her fast teenage ass?:smh:
Sansa is a chicken head to the fullest or lets say gold digger. First she was ready to hop on Little Fingers ship. Then sees a house such as the Tyrells and puts her eye on a bigger pay day.

He's right though.

You have to remember that although they've had troubles they haven't been held captive by the Lannisters and Joffrey like Sansa by herself. No matter how bad it got for the others they've always had someone with them to help and guide them. Sansa has been alone since her fathers death.

For her marrying a Tyrell is much safer than Little Fingers plan which involved sneaking her out. She believes that since she is cool with the woman Joffrey is marrying then marrying into her family and becoming family probably equals safety.
 
He's right though.

You have to remember that although they've had troubles they haven't been held captive by the Lannisters and Joffrey like Sansa by herself. No matter how bad it got for the others they've always had someone with them to help and guide them. Sansa has been alone since her fathers death.

For her marrying a Tyrell is much safer than Little Fingers plan which involved sneaking her out. She believes that since she is cool with the woman Joffrey is marrying then marrying into her family and becoming family probably equals safety.

Part of her captivity she was supposed to be wed to him so she was safe
then when she wasn't supposed to be wed to him she had to walk a straight line living in Kings Landing

Now her siblings are living out in the damn wild. Arya has to face hunger, slavery, killed, and being raped.

Bron and the other dude are basically living off the land being chased like wild animals.

Her being in captivity or not or mental makeup is bad.
 
Sansa lived her life only doing what was expected of someone in her position, doing ladylike thinks, and never thinking out of the box. She was taken care of, provided for, and she accepted a future that others had set out for her. Arya was always like fuck that, I want to learn to fight, etc...

Cersei and Margaery grew up similar to Sansa, but they had a little of Arya inside them, except instead of being a total rebel like her, they decided to play role and get what they want more sneakily. Probably same way with that old bitch. Sansa is just pretty much a born victim so far, and all she has going for her is her looks.



Part of her captivity she was supposed to be wed to him so she was safe
then when she wasn't supposed to be wed to him she had to walk a straight line living in Kings Landing

Now her siblings are living out in the damn wild. Arya has to face hunger, slavery, killed, and being raped.

Bron and the other dude are basically living off the land being chased like wild animals.

Her being in captivity or not or mental makeup is bad.
 
Also re watching the episode right now. Sansa is a real fucking idiot. She has a chance to leave but is such a chickenhead on a quest to be royalty she wants to stay at Kingslanding to marry a fag.

It's true she could have left, but If she had she would have been Littlefinger"s prisoner. Littlefinger thinks are the other Starks are dead outside of Robb. If Robb ever falls, all Littlefinger has to do is marry her and he becomes King of the North.
I doubt Sansa realized any of this. What it really is a classic case of Stockholm syndrome. Sansa latched on to the only person that has shown her any kindness in the past year or so. She is still getting played she just doesn't realize it yet.
 
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