Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?

[godofwine]

Khaleesi drops the whip like Sexual Chocolate did in Coming to America….

That part was funny, and the way you grasped it...classic throwback.

But when Danerys told that muhfuhkah that Valyrean is her native tongue I was jumping up and down.

Same here

Cercei thought it was gonna be one way...

Seriously.

This shit started going south when he started to let his mom get too involved in shit and he married that other chick. You're a fucking king dude, marry the ugly bitch and keep a side piece. Also, his mom letting Jaime go pretty much killed the entire war effort right there. And I'm pretty sure Lord Bolton hasn't notified Robb that he has him either. And now he wants to go and try to eat out of the hand that he just slapped away. One bad decision after another. This shit is not going to end well for him.

Sigh...seems like the only people in the Stark family with a lick of sense are Arya and Bran.

Oh, and I see what you're trying to do there Jorah. Trying to fish from Barristan on whether or not he knows you setup the Queen to be hit. He better be careful with that shit, or else one of those dragons will be flippin' him in the air and lighting his ass on fire.

Took me a bit to gather what he was doing there. I didn't get it at first. Thanks for clarifying.

Robb should have checked the old man's smart mouth from jump. Dude got too free with the lip and disrespectful. You can't let that fly. He had to do what he did, though. Even though he lost half his men in the process. But if he'd have nipped it in the bud early on his men wouldn't have felt they could do what they wanted to whomever they wanted and when.

Now what, Cercei? In art, as in life, it's always nice when a scheming-ass bitch gets taken down a notch.

Tywin gone fuck aroud & have tyrion & cersi turn on his ass!

Do like the knight's watch and straight turn like Brutus.

They are doing an excellent job this season.....Last season was very average

Last season was necessary. You have to at least in part stay true to the book series that made you popular or you risk pissing off the crowd that gave you the light. Walking Dead fans can attest to that. That shit is only The Walking Dead in name now. It has little connection to the story that gave it its shine.

NONE.

I understand changing shit creatively, but just dumping the story and creating your own for the sake of what exactly? GOT is for the most part keeping with the story with a few subplot changes for book to TV fixes.

 

[geist]

This show is the shortest hour in TV history. It's really about to go down now.

 

[El Guapo]

They are doing an excellent job this season.....Last season was very average

Honestly, I came away from season 2 feeling like it was much weaker than season 1 or season 3 thus far. I felt like they deviated too much from ACOK. However, after re-reading ACOK, and re-watching season 2; it was actually much better than I originally gave it credit for. There were actually far fewer deviations than I originally assumed. They might have even had more direct from book quotes in Season 2, than Season 1. Thus after reconsideration, Season 2 is still behind the other seasons, but not by much. The show creators actually did a pretty good job last season.

 

[BlkStrength]

that nigga snow ate the pussy before she bathed

And she seems the type to wipe back to front


They should be filming Arya's scenes for the next few seasons now. She gonna be grown woman talking about someone killed the butchers boy.

To be so smart, Tywin has a fucked up family. His grandson born of incest from his son and daughter is sitting on his throne. The smartest one of the family he halfway disowns cause he's a dwarf.

In fact, after tonight, the only halfway normal option for the throne is Dragon girl.

Ole boy got his sons in jars and his daughter held up in a room like she waiting for Shrek.

 

[moblack]

And she seems the type to wipe back to front


They should be filming Arya's scenes for the next few seasons now. She gonna be grown woman talking about someone killed the butchers boy.

To be so smart, Tywin has a fucked up family. His grandson born of incest from his son and daughter is sitting on his throne. The smartest one of the family he halfway disowns cause he's a dwarf.

In fact, after tonight, the only halfway normal option for the throne is Dragon girl.

Ole boy got his sons in jars and his daughter held up in a room like she waiting for Shrek.

I don't know if you read the books or read the background on Tywin but its like he spent so much time working on the Lannister name he forgot about his kids. They basically grew up to hate him. You know like the work a holic father who works yet forget about what is really important.

 

[BlkStrength]

I don't know if you read the books or read the background on Tywin but its like he spent so much time working on the Lannister name he forgot about his kids. They basically grew up to hate him. You know like the work a holic father who works yet forget about what is really important.

Haven't read the books but he comes off that way. They all go out of their way to try to get his acceptance and approval.

Cersei got the worse of that deal, she gotta marry, fuck and get pregnant by a gay dude for her father.

 

[Simply Sickenin']

Can we go ahead and give the actor that plays Jamie the Oscar (or whatever you win for tv) right now.
And Tywin for the win !!!!
I can't wait for him to find out about Jamie's hand. Tywin will burn the North to the ground to get to the people that took his son's hand.​

 

[SamSneed]

im wrong i know
but i had to

 

[SamSneed]

Can we go ahead and give the actor that plays Jamie the Oscar (or whatever you win for tv) right now.
And Tywin for the win !!!!
I can't wait for him to find out about Jamie's hand. Tywin will burn the North to the ground to get to the people that took his son's hand.​

epic battles to come

 

[Simply Sickenin']

epic battles to come

Is it wrong that I'm watching both the armies on the main lands beefing and all I can think is how incredibly fucked EVERYBODY is .... and they don't even know yet.

The Unsullied look like serious business. Daenerys has them ready to die for her cause. And if that wasn't enough, she also has freaking dragons! And the white walkers are still out there somewhere lurking in the shadows. ​

 

[SamSneed]

"its always summer under the sea, the birds have scales and the fish take wing"



reminds me of my little girls singing themselves to sleep

 

[TheBigOne]

Quick recap

9:15 a.m. EDT, April 29, 2013
Poor Sansa Stark.

First, she was pledged to marry the despicable, pathetic, cruel, spineless boy-king Joffrey. Now, the Lannisters are plotting to stick her with his even less-attractive uncle, Tyrion.

Granted, to viewers of “Thrones,” if you’re going to have to marry a Lannister, you’d definitely choose the funny, likeable Tyrion. But to 12-year-old Sansa, who has watched Lannisters behead her father, plan to kill her brothers and generally be horrible to her, Tywin Lannister’s plot is going to be a form of mental torture.

Tyrion, too, objects to the Stark-Lannister union.

“That’s cruel. Even for you,” Tyrion tells his father.

(Remember these families are loosely based on those in the Wars of the Roses. George R.R. Martin created the Starks to represent House York and the Lannisters are supposed to be House Lancaster.)

Just as Cersei is about to start gloating, Tywin turns on her, too. He tells her she’s going to marry Loras Tyrell, who, you know, isn’t exactly into women.

Like Tyrion, she refuses, but it remains to be seen whether Tywin can force both of his non-captured children into marriages they oppose.

The camp of the Lightning Lord

The episode began with a sword fight we’d all been looking forward to: Beric Dondarrion (aka the Lightning Lord) vs. The Hound.

Dondarrion immediately lights his sword on fire, which plays on The Hound’s greatest fear. The two men engage in a violent exchange, while Dondarrion’s followers chant, “Guilty, guilty, guilty!” (They're trying to determine, through a trial by ordeal, whether The Hound is guilty of killing the butcher's boy in the first season of "Thrones.")

But the fire also works against Dondarrion, weakening his sword. And just when it looks like Dondarrion will prevail, his sword breaks down and Sandor Clegane delivers a death blow.
Arya (love her!) charges after him, but is held back.

But all is not lost for Dondarrion. Thoros of Myr, using Melisandre-esque dark magic, breathes life back into him.

It's the sixth time Dondarrion has died and Thoros has brought him back from the grave, we later learn.

"Every time I come back, I’m a bit less," Dondarrion says.

Having been found innocent by God (weird way to judge guilt or innocence, right?), The Hound is released from captivity.
Meanwhile, Gendry Baratheon and Arya Stark start flirting. (This is a development that a lot of fans of the books have hoped for.)

"You’d be my lady," he tells her.

(Note: Several readers dispute my interpretation here, arguing that Gendry was merely pointly out class differences with Arya by calling her his "lady." Maybe it's just wishful thinking on my part, but, in my view, Arya and Gendry would make a pretty awesome queen and king, in the end.)
North of the Wall

Still infiltrating Mance Rayder's camp, Jon Snow is under some pressure from the wildlings for information, and tells them (truthfully) that only three of the Night's Watch castles are guarded, and (untruthfully) that the Night's Watch has 1,000 men stationed at Castle Black.

Ygritte lures Jon into a cave and they then engage in a sex scene that's actually in the books (surprise!).

"There's been no one else, only you," Jon tells her.

"A maid," she says, somewhat endearingly. "You were a maid."
Harrenhal

Roose Bolton welcomes captives Jaime Lannister and Brienne to the old castle the Targaryen dragons once decimated.

Bolton informs them that the Lannisters turned back Stannis' attack at King's Landing, and puts them up in comparatively comfortable surroundings.

A maester goes to work on Jaime's gross-looking stump of an arm, giving him much-needed, but extremely painful medical care.

Later, Jaime and Brienne take a decidedly non-sexual bath together.

There was quite a bit of Westeros history in this episode, and Jaime tells her the story of how he killed "The Mad King," Aerys Targaryen II (Dany's dad).

Aerys, who had gone insane (probably through incest) was obsessed with wildfire.

"He burned anyone who was against him," Jaime says. "Aerys saw traitors everywhere."

During Robert Baratheon's rebellion against Aerys, Tywin Lanniser (Aerys' Hand of the King) turned on the Targaryens and opened King's Landing's gates to the rebels.

Aerys ordered Jaime (a member of the King's Guard) to kill his own dad.

"Burn them all," Aerys told Jaime. "Burn them in their homes. Burn them in their beds."

Instead, Jaime turned on the king he was sworn to protect, stabbing him in the back.
King’s Landing

Much plotting was afoot at King's Landing, per usual.

Cersie asks Littlefinger to find out information about the Tyrells' marriage plans, while the Queen of Thorns and Tyrion negotiate the cost of the royal wedding between Joffrey and Margaery (House Tyrell agrees to pick up half the tab).

Upon learning that the Tyrells plan to marry Loras to Sansa Stark, Tywin informs his children of his plan to marry Tyrion to Sansa and Cersei to Loras.
"Tyrion will do as he’s bid," Tywin tells Cersei. "You’ll marry Sir Loras."

Robb Stark’s camp

At Robb Stark's camp, the Young Wolf is having to grow up quickly.

When Rickard Karstark and others break into the jail and kill two young captives, including a Lannister -- defying Robb's orders -- he's forced to take action.

Robb sentences them to death, and must kill his relative himself (Starks and Karstarks are essentially cousins).

"It took five of you to murder two unarmed squires?" Robb exclaims. "They were boys!"

With the rain pouring down, Robb takes off Karstark's head in a single blow.
After this, the Karstark-pledged forces leave Robb's camp, and The King in the North must look for other forces if he wants to take out Casterly Rock, the Lannister's home.

Robb decides to try to make amends with Walder Frey, "the man whose daughter I was supposed to marry," in order to gather more manpower.

Frey, however, is still carrying a grudge against Robb about being slighted earlier. A bitter and petty man, Frey is not likely to forgive and forget so quickly.

Dragonstone

Stannis sees his wife and daughter for the first time in a long time.

His wife, weirdly, is keeping a several fetuses in jars from her failed pregnancies (gross!). And she's apparently OK with her husband sleeping with Melisandre.

Stannis coldly informs his daughter, Shireen, who's been disfigured by an ailment, that Davos is being held in prison.

"Sir Davos is a traitor," he says. "He’s rotting in a dungeon cell for his crime. Best forget him."

The girl visits him anyway and begins to teach The Onion Knight, whom she likes and respects, to read.
The road from Astapor

Jorah Mormont and Barristan the Bold recount old memories from Robert's Rebellion and Mormont says he believes in Dany "with all my heart."

The Targaryen princess tells The Unsullied former slaves they may now choose their own names.
"Throw away your slave name," she says.

But The Unsullied's newly chosen captain, Grey Worm, says he prefers to keep his.

"Grey Worm is the name this one had when Daenerys Stormborn set him free," he says.

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[SamSneed]

Is it wrong that I'm watching both the armies on the main lands beefing and all I can think is how incredibly fucked EVERYBODY is .... and they don't even know yet.

The Unsullied look like serious business. Daenerys has them ready to die for her cause. And if that wasn't enough, she also has freaking dragons! And the white walkers are still out there somewhere lurking in the shadows. ​

they're all fucked, dragon bitch gonna burn them all

 

[SamSneed]

is it just me or does big worm look like a young Mr.Obama?

 

[dawilleyone]

Is it wrong that I'm watching both the armies on the main lands beefing and all I can think is how incredibly fucked EVERYBODY is .... and they don't even know yet.

The Unsullied look like serious business. Daenerys has them ready to die for her cause. And if that wasn't enough, she also has freaking dragons! And the white walkers are still out there somewhere lurking in the shadows. ​

She on the other side of the world though. And she has no means to get her army to Westeros.

 

[Simply Sickenin']

She on the other side of the world though. And she has no means to get her army to Westeros.

With 10,000 plus Unsillied behind her, how long do you think it will be before she runs up on somebody and take their ships. ​

 

[SamSneed]

With 10,000 plus Unsillied behind her, how long do you think it will be before she runs up on somebody and take their ships. ​

and 3 fuckin dragons

 

[Gemini]

oh shit!

what the fuck was happening to jojen reed in that clip? this is a great fucking show. cant wait til next week.

I have no idea, we are going to have to wait until next week. Or one of these guys on here can drop another spoiler.

 

[Gemini]

She doesn't really have much...she did some nude photos before....

Wow i was expecting something better then that.

 

[II Dxnum]

That big white bitch looks like a straightened out surf board when naked.

 

[shanebp1978]

Anyone feeling bad for Rob?

I don't.

High horse honorable justice of the north didn't keep his promise to Lord Walder Frey, and now wants to go ask him for an army!?

Starks playing checkers with honor.

I realize now why Frey didn't demand the marriage BEFORE the crossing of the twins. BUT AFTER THE WAR.

If Rob died he would have aligned himself by blood with him against the Lannisters , .

If Rob had took King's Landing he would have a daughter married to the unifying king of the north, and the king on the Iron throne.

Now, Rob threw away half his forces, is no longer king in the north and wants to beg for an army as a militarily weakened oath breaker.

This beautifully illustrates/visualizes what happens in the books.

Rob is a hypocrite, a lousy king, and a bad military commander.

Had to be said.

 

[yaBoi]

is it just me or does big worm look like a young Mr.Obama?

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

 

[ansatsusha_gouki]

S

It look like someone caved in her chest.....

is it just me or does big worm look like a young Mr.Obama?

dont you mean Grey Worm.....

 

[ansatsusha_gouki]

Anyone feeling bad for Rob?

I don't.

High horse honorable justice of the north didn't keep his promise to Lord Walder Frey, and now wants to go ask him for an army!?

Starks playing checkers with honor.

I realize now why Frey didn't demand the marriage BEFORE the crossing of the twins. BUT AFTER THE WAR.

If Rob died he would have aligned himself by blood with him against the Lannisters , .

If Rob had took King's Landing he would have a daughter married to the unifying king of the north, and the king on the Iron throne.

Now, Rob threw away half his forces, is no longer king in the north and wants to beg for an army as a militarily weakened oath breaker.

This beautifully illustrates/visualizes what happens in the books.

Rob is a hypocrite, a lousy king, and a bad military commander.

Had to be said.

no comment.....

 

[mariano42]

 

[ethnocentric]

Anyone feeling bad for Rob?

I don't.

High horse honorable justice of the north didn't keep his promise to Lord Walder Frey, and now wants to go ask him for an army!?

Starks playing checkers with honor.

I realize now why Frey didn't demand the marriage BEFORE the crossing of the twins. BUT AFTER THE WAR.

If Rob died he would have aligned himself by blood with him against the Lannisters , .

If Rob had took King's Landing he would have a daughter married to the unifying king of the north, and the king on the Iron throne.

Now, Rob threw away half his forces, is no longer king in the north and wants to beg for an army as a militarily weakened oath breaker.

This beautifully illustrates/visualizes what happens in the books.

Rob is a hypocrite, a lousy king, and a bad military commander.

Had to be said.

C/S

If the young wolf would of listen to his mother and not released greyjoy, kept his oath and married the frey, not killed karstark, he would still have been king of westoros or aligned himself with stannis and permanently dismantled the lannisters

 

[Dirtylakerie]

This show is the shortest hour in TV history. It's really about to go down now.

Since the season began. I keep looking the dam clock on the cable box like "fuck the episode is about to end"

 

[Gemini]

Game of Thrones - "Kissed By Fire" Episode Review

 

[crossovernegro]

...and she has to get knocked up by the brother of her son's fiance who used to fuck her son's fiance's husband

Funniest part is pops said Cercei gots to get knocked up by a known, hardcore fag. Good luck with that.

 

[Spectrum]

 

[Mad Genius]

hot off the press

 

[crossovernegro]

Man....... those fuckin titties

 

[Simply Sickenin']

Not many people can verbally get the best of Tyrion. ​

 

[SamSneed]

Dead