Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?

playahaitian

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Well it's been about 600 days but we're back to the realm.... Essos no longer matters and Dorne is on the sideline. It's time to head to Canada and get some Tim Hortons as the North is the primary battlefield for the war with the army of the dead. That's being said ....here are my stretched out observations from Season 8 Episode 1 "Winterfell"

  • New opening reminds us Viserion knocking down walls like Tiger Woods at waffle house after Masters win
  • First time seeing Last Hearth on the opening map
  • Arya watching Unsullied parade hoping some rare Essos beads will be thrown her way
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  • Arya hates the Hound’s float but is happy to see Gendry float into the winter parade
  • Northerners are not happy to see Young Obama and Missendei at their Trump rally
  • Winterfell Wendy is sending a raven now…. WTF non whites on horses ?
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  • The Dragon balloons were the highlight of the parade…. Sansa was unimpressed
  • Dothraki hit up the White Harbor Burlington and got some fur coats
  • Is Podrick behind Sansa? No wonder she seems “refreshed”
  • Meet my sister Sansa lady of Winterfell Queen of the shade
  • “We don’t have time for this shit” Bran sums up how I felt most of this episode
  • Lil Ned Umber should head to school ….not back home to Last Hearth
  • Lyanna Mormont wants to ask “are you fucking her or what?” Lord Simp Snow
  • Tyrions mention of Lannister Army gathers more boo’s than the Apollo on amateur night
  • Sansa reading Sun Tzu wondering about feeding armies and dragons
  • Dragons eat whatever they want…. Redhead bitch
  • Red wedding had some classic moments – agreed. Jofferey was in rare form
  • You believed Cersei Tyrion ? what part of the game is that
  • Oh No Bran stares at Tyrion… that may be an omen.
  • Jon waits at the Heart tree for No One, who arrives in silence
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  • Arya is now on Team Sansa
  • Gargamel tells Cersei the dead have crossed the wall.. “Good” the Mad Queen replies
  • Dice games can be lethal in the hood or Euron’s navy…
  • Cersei “No Elephants?” she wanted Dumbo to ride on to battle Danerys
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  • Cersei....is usually smart.....but bitch. Elephants on a boat. A BOAT ? Noah isn’t coming to KL
  • The Mountain is the biggest Nuvaring Euron has ever seen.
  • Whores and Queens are the same, just offer proper currency
  • They were lesser men…. LOL (spit that game)
  • A Queen bangs a pirate in eyeliner and no Freddie Mercury music plays?
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  • Ser Bronn of zero foreplay and dragon slaying
  • One of the Flea Bottom thots has that virus…. Bronn is worried
  • That fookin family… Cersei puts a crossbow hit out on her brothers
  • Theon resurfaces as Hawkeye… no wonder he was absent from Infinity War
  • Iron Born are known to be legendary archers… or from Rivendell
  • Theon Greystark’s balls finally drop but…. no iron available
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  • Davos is Westeros new wedding planner ?
  • 18 goats 11 Sheep …medieval Euro swingers party or dragon lunch
  • Dragons don’t like the north…. Reptiles don’t like cold temps
  • Jon rides a dragon like how I ride a Yamaha waverunner ….
  • Dany and Jon go Maverick & Goose and buzz the tower
  • “The Never ending Story” or “A whole new world” music should play now #dragonflight
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  • Rhaegal is as big as Drogon now !
  • Feels like an episode of Airwolf took over Game of Thrones
  • Live action how to train your dragon ….already? I thought Lion King was next
  • There’s something about Jon with women near waterfalls
  • Drogon is saying “I thought we came out here to eat”
  • Drogon’s not watching ….Bran warg’d into the dragon because his pornhub account is down
  • Damn, I wasn't expecting Jon to ride TWO dragons in this episode
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  • Arya reunites with her murder daddy the Hound who compliments her “cold hearted bitch”
  • Stop flirting with Gendry before he swings that Baraethon Hammer in your direction Arya
  • Lord Glover will be beheaded for his 2nd act of insolence towards Jon
  • My local library has a overdue-fine forgiveness program. Maybe the Citadel has one Sam
  • Bad idea to tell Sam the truth now…. It could have waited Danerys
  • Bran is like Dungeon Master watching all the characters screw up the adventure.
  • Any wheelchair ramps in Winterfell? they left Bran in the courtyard overnight
  • Bran not telling Jon he’s a Targaryen …cuz last time he unveiled incest at Winterfell he was pushed out a 5 story window
  • Jon Snow just died in crypts of Winterfell…. Thanks to Sam
  • Next time we see each other we’ll talk about your mother – Ned Stark to Jon Snow (statues count I guess)
  • Will Jon go Killmonger and say “Hey Auntie” when he sees Danerys now?
  • Beric and Tormund creeping around Last Hearth like it’s a haunted house
  • Edd and the Nightwatch know anyone with blue eyes is dangerous….like all POC do.
  • Ned (Umber) always dies tragically in this story…. Don’t name your kids that.
  • Ned is arranged like my shrimp appetizer from Applebees
  • Once again the NK uses the symbol of the Children of the Forest to inspire fear…
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  • Thundarr Beric Dondarrion burns zombie Ned up with his fire sword
  • Obi-Wan Lannister tries to sneak into Winterfell ….but Bran’s been waiting all day & night
  • Bran looking at Jamie like Bishop did to Q on the elevator in Juice
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genius
 

ansatsusha_gouki

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I was a huge Game of Thrones fan until seasons 7 and especially 8 ruined it.

I can't see myself returning to that world or stories following that letdown.

It would be like marrying Bullets wife after she leaves him knowing what I've seen and expecting her to be faithful and innocent.
 

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It was like in Braveheart when the King Longshanks said "send in the Irish" :lol:
I'm still mad that Jon let Ghost go into that foolishness.



You know what else didn't make no fucking sense..Sending 35,000 Dothraki or whatever it was to their death...

The worst battlefield plan in tv history.

 

ansatsusha_gouki

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season 8 killed any rewatch value.

I was a huge Game of Thrones fan until seasons 7 and especially 8 ruined it.

I can't see myself returning to that world or stories following that letdown.

It would be like marrying Bullets wife after she leaves him knowing what I've seen and expecting her to be faithful and innocent.

After,they caught up and passed the books it was over for the series..What they did to House Martell was fucked up and didn't make no fucking sense at all.

I could see the spinoff not lasting after one season and HBO trying to spin it as a limited series.... :rolleyes:
 
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