Oh wow didn't taken into account you might be affected by the storm. Glad to know you're ok thoughI had no electricity yesterday....Hurricane Harvey got most of I-10 in the gulf area compromised
We've made it to the end of another season of Game of Thrones, only two years until the conclusion of the entire series. The Dragon and the Wolf proved to be anatomically compatible as several houses combined in this finale. All that being said here are my stretched out thoughts from Season 7 episode 7
- Greyworm looks like he's ready to battle at Thermopylae
- Daenerys Unsullied and Dotharki armies represent order and chaos.
- Bron and Jamie view armies like they're 96 Bulls ...they know they can't win
- “Men without cocks. You wouldn’t find me fighting in an army if I had no cock. What’s left to fight for?”
- Jon like a true country boy questions "why anyone would want to live crammed into a city"
- Dothraki have adapted to Westeros culture, they have jewelry and armor on
- The dragon pit home to Balerion the black dread and Maximus Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife.
- Brienne and the Hound acting like proud divorced parents of their assassin child Arya.
- Cersei marches in like she's on the Rhythm Nation tour with Janet
- Hound tells Darth Mountain. “You know whose coming for you brother…you’ve always known,”
- Daenerys has to use her frequent flier miles before they expire...flight was delayed
- the Breaker of Chains rolls up to this King's Landing prom in the most exclusive ride of all
- Cersei more threatened by Brienne and Jamie than a housewife is of a yoga instructor
- Even Phil Ivey would be impressed with Cersei's pokerface
- Euron wants to Iron bone Daenarys ...Salladhor Saan says get in line
- Cersei's calls Daenerys a would be usurper? wasn't she married to the one true usurper for 17 years?
- Hound feeling like I did when furnishing my daughters dorm, powerlifting luggage
- Bernie Sanders scared the shit out of Cersei when he jumped out of that crate
- Cersei whispers to Qyburn "it looks like Margaery Tyrell without makeup"
- The wind nor fermented crab was responsible for lifting Qyburn’s robes when he saw the wight
- Jon goes full Billy Mays infomercial-mode when demonstrating how to destroy wights
- "Can they swim?" asks Euron "if not I'm headed to Houston see ya'll in the spring"
- Jon Snow Washington "I cannot tell a lie....I bend the knee for dragon booty"
- Cersei failed to condemn wight supremacy too.
- Lannister family reunion inside the Red Keep... big sister running thangs
- Cersei the Romulan queen has no sympathy for Tyrion the Ferengi
- Tyrion and Cersei easily have best scenes when pitted against one another
- A Dragon is not a slave ....lock them up and they lose their advantage
- Littlefinger tries to turn Sansa against Arya (i.e like Catelyn and Lysa)
- Jon suggest he and Daenerys sail to North together; bartender Issac puts two thumbs up
- Jorah tries his best to put Daenerys on Spirit Airlines to Winterfell
- Jon gives Theon a pep talk 'You're a Stark and a Greyjoy...act like it"
- Yara needs me.... then why are you here talking to me?
- 3rd rule of Pyke Fight Club.....is you gotta fight on the beach
- The Ironborn won the first few rounds but lacked stamina and experience to last into the later rounds (like Connor McGregor)
- Theon beating down ole boy like he's Ralphie from a Christmas story
- What is dead may never die....baptize thyself in the salt waters of the drowned god Theon
- Bring my sister to the Great Hall it's time for Winter court says Sansa
- Would Bran's visions be admissible in court?
- Bran's tax return must be HUGE. He has all the receipts.
- The Oscar goes to Littlefinger with all that crying.... Sansa's not falling for it like her mom
- Somebody's got to take over Littlefinger's job of hanging out half in shadows being creepy.
- Arya... a girl of no long talks and sudden action SLASH
- Bran doesn’t care much about trial and is already watching one of HBO’s upcoming GoT prequels in his mind.
- Finally, someone outplayed the player. Sansa learned the Game. Lord Baelish got fingered.
- I hope Arya wears Littlefinger's face around Winterfell just to fuck with Sansa sometimes.
- Cersei double cross is stupid; Let them fight the dead, we’ll kill whoever’s left?
- Hired the Golden Company with their elephants and possibly Daario?
- Cersei auditioned for 90's girl group Jade by singing "Don't walk away"
- Jamie calls her bluff; if Jaime can walk away from a toxic relationship you can too.
- It's snowing in King's Landing...all schools are closed tommorrow in Flea Bottom
- Sam rides into Winterfell with Gilly the ultimate ride or die carriage chick
- Sam reacts to Bran's Three Eyed Raven thing like the other Defenders react to Danny and his Iron Fist thing
- Bran omited being able to see in to the future....explains a lot.
- Bran or the Tony Rich Project? Jon needs to know the truth.... but nobody knows but me
- Sam surprises Bran with something he doesn' know? — Rhaegar married Lyanna in a secret ceremony.
- That wedding was more secretive than Jay-Z personal life if even Bran Stark couldn't see it
- Wait Lyanna is from the north...she wouldn't get married under the light of the Seven?
- His name is Aegon Targaryen....he's the legitimate heir to the Iron Throne
- Rhaegar with the George Foreman approach.....one name for all his sons
- Maybe the reason Ned “never talked” about Lyanna is because he saw her for the homewrecker she was.
- Robert's Rebellion was built on a lie...like the Trump presidency
- Jon shoots up (his aunt) Daenerys club up
- George R.R. Martin wrote this shit solely to convince the world that incest is okay under the right circumstances...
- In another cabin, Ser Jorah sits alone, plugging his ears and crying softly
- Not only is it incest, it's legitimized incest, confirmed by the high septon himself!
- "You looked so beautiful, while you were fucking your aunt" Bran states....
- Daenerys is Westeros's Erykah Badu, that punany will have you doing crazy things
- Can't wait to pregnant queens fight it out next season on Real Housewives of Incest City
- The lone wolf dies...the pack survives (good to see Arya and Sansa united)
- Sansa should have killed Littlefinger. The one who passes the sentence should swing the sword.
- I feel for Catelyn Stark, none of her kids ever recite her sayings or say they miss her. Always daddy daddy daddy.
- Look at me ....I'm the nightwatch now Tormund proclaims
- Where are the children of the forest and why aren't they cleaning up their own gotdamn mess?
- Only took the army of the dead 7 seasons to reach the wall
- Someone, light the fires to call Gondor, because SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
- Night king flew up to the wall on Viserion banging "X gonna give it to ya"
- An Ice dragon? with speed upgrades and GODZILLA BREATH!!!!
- Night king looks less excited than a 3 year old on those 25cent rides at Kroger
- Viserion said “Jon ain’t the only thing tearing walls up tonight!”
- .... and Edd over at Castle Black totally unaware that anything is at all wrong.
- Only 6 more episodes left..... And now our wait begins
This shit aint never going to get old. We got 2 more years of this.
Until 2019 
