Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?

A lot of groundwork was laid in this ep.

:lol:@ Melisandre telling Stannis he didn't have enough strength to fuck.
 
Odd episode...some thoughts:
The Tullys seem like a weak house from what I've seen and read; except for NegroFish

NegroFish shot that arrow like I used to shoot the 3 when I was a middle school all-American. No need to look back it's going in

No Joffery? I love to hate that kid weekly

Hot Pie wanted some pie from Arya, fat kid only shares his rations when he wants some.

They treating Theon like Ice-T in surviving the game

1st time Varys showed up this season

Rhaegar fought honorably, Rhaegar for nobly, and Rhaegar died.

Slave owner a fool asking for the biggest dragon...Drogo gonna BBQ his while operation when he realize Dany ain't there. Idiot

Stannis need to get stroke lessons from Podrick, his chick getting in a canoe for the iron islands to be a salt wife

7 Hells! where do you find a girl that can lick her own back like that?

Jon Snow and Mance walking around Hoth like its Cancun

Jamie has feelings for Brienne, he like them hard women.

Locke said fuck you and your entitled, noble ways...this is the North! Go southpaw


You stupid :lol::lol:
 
Oh shit! Tyrion gonna fuck that virgin boy's head up. 3 freak whores on one dude for his 1st run.
Oh boy held his own haha

Damn I guess Jamie's slaying days are over :eek:
Yup can't be a beast with one hand, And it'll break his father's heart to have his prize son a cripple

LMAO @ Tyrion pulling the squire aside for details....LMAO....:lol:
Shit, Wouldn't you want to hear a story about a dude so good that the whores paid HIM? Now that's a story I'd love to hear

Loving Khaleesi :D :yes:......but we are not men :yes::yes::hmm:
I didn't get that at first thanks for that

yo poderick is gonna become a cult classic character.....

my man went in there like wtf....came out looking like
Man, dude was like pimp of the year Antonio Fargas
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And the fact that Khalisi secretly spoke there language was like when Nina Moreno Came on talking mess about JC on New York Undercover In Spanish And at the end of the episode he responded to her in Spanish. She was like WTF?!! Haha
 
everybody has the "best fighters" blah blah blah, my bitch has dragons

did they ever say how to kill a white walker?

if so in what season and ep?
 
everybody has the "best fighters" blah blah blah, my bitch has dragons

did they ever say how to kill a white walker?

if so in what season and ep?

Fire is the only way to kill em from what we've seen on the show. There is another way in the books as well.
 
After a second viewing...Podrick didn't do shit it was a chess move from Tyrion, he paid girls before and wanted to boost kids confidence and see if he could be trusted with money.

The white walkers do amazing performance art !

I'm no Stark of Winter Hell ! Winterfell yeast boy

Sir Jorah Mormount has to have blue balls...looking at Dany and Melissandre all day

Brutus is a Tully, Caesar is king beyond the wall...when is Titus Pullo and Mark Anthony showing up? Dorne maybe

Punk rock song was weird but wait until the drop a Katy Perry joint after episode 9 !

Why wasn't Lysaa (Tully) not at her fathers funeral...her son sucking that thang by the moon doors now?

They almost went full SPARTACUS on Theon's rectum.
 
After a second viewing...Podrick didn't do shit it was a chess move from Tyrion, he paid girls before and wanted to boost kids confidence and see if he could be trusted with money.

Nah, I doubt it.

Podrick is Tyrion's Squire.
He can always be trusted with Tyrion's loot.
Cuz that's his JOB.

i.e. Fetch my wine.
Wash my clothes.
Fetch my meals.
Deliver a message.
Go to the Merchant / Buy shit.
Bring back my change.
Carry my shit.
Fetch my horse.
etc., etc., etc.

He does soooo much for Tyrion... he even saved his life.
Tyrion does not need to test him. :smh:

Unexpectedly, Podrick just layed the SMACKDOWN on all them hoes. :cool: At the same time.
(but you could tell he was ready to put in THAT WORK... by they way he kept staring at Ros' cleavage. lol. She knew it too!! Judging by the way she was 'checking him out'... I have a feeling she gon' find out for herself before the end of the season. lol.)

Remember, Bron told him "Pace yourself, lad".
But he gave 3 porno chicks... that Kanye 'Workout Plan'... AND had enough 'energy' left to come sprinting back home. lol.

Since he was a virgin, nobody saw that coming. :smh:
They just figured he would return tired as hell. (With a 'spaced out' look on his face.)

That's why they wanted to hear the whole 'war story' firsthand. lol. :yes:
Any story like that NEEDS some liquor to 'tell it right'. (And deserves a 'toast'.)

Just my opinion. lol

They almost went full SPARTACUS on Theon's rectum.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
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Fire and Dragon Glass are the only two that can kill the White Walkers....that I know of....

ahhh... when they found the spear tips. i read something about a fire sword(might be bout the book)

fuckin show:angry: tryin to make me think

whole time they keep whores jumpin out the sky.

my whole focus is to see my dragon bitch
 
Punk rock song was weird but wait until the drop a Katy Perry joint after episode 9 !

That punk rock song at the end credits was a 'modern day' version of the song the men who captured Jaime and Brienne were singing, as they marched thru the woods. (i.e. When Jaime told her they were going to rape her)

Same lyrics.
 
you are a fool, if you think shes going to leave w/o 3 dragons!

How? Because I didn't read the books. Don't spoil it for me though. I want those dragons gone because I believe it's cheating. Sure she drug around those eggs and believed in them but I want them outta the equation. It's probably not going to happen but that's what I want.
 
you are a fool, if you think shes going to leave w/o 3 dragons!

I haven't read the books but I know she's leaving Drogon (the biggest one) there and after an hour or so he's gonna be like fuck this I want Dany back! FLAME ON... burns his shit down. Flies out to the ocean grabs a tuna, grills it in flight, and gets back to his moms
 
I haven't read the books but I know she's leaving Drogon (the biggest one) there and after an hour or so he's gonna be like fuck this I want Dany back! FLAME ON... burns his shit down. Flies out to the ocean grabs a tuna, grills it in flight, and gets back to his moms

either way, she will still have 3 dragons!

i have read no got books either, shes hell bent on taking back

the iron throne!
 
I see a few of you are already picking up on Dany's end game for that shit talker :lol:



Oh and ak_rep, why do you think her having the dragons is cheating?
 
How? Because I didn't read the books. Don't spoil it for me though. I want those dragons gone because I believe it's cheating. Sure she drug around those eggs and believed in them but I want them outta the equation. It's probably not going to happen but that's what I want.

I have not read the books either... but ain't NO WAY she leaving them Dragons with that jackass.

He bout learn a fatal lesson for talking shit. lol.
Just like all them Magicians did last season.

I have a feeling Dany KNOWS everything he said (or will soon find out from that new assistant chick) :cool:

Bet after the deal is finished, she gon' spit game at him in his 'native tongue', or some shit... then that baby dragon gonna spit bonfire flames and light his ass up like a yule log, judging by the trailer for next week.

:lol::lol:
 
I see a few of you are already picking up on Dany's end game for that shit talker :lol:



Oh and ak_rep, why do you think her having the dragons is cheating?

I'm no mythology expert but the Lord of The Rings I believe had a whole book based on trying to slay one dragon. They are no joke.

I've invested a lot of time into this show. Plots, alliances, and strategies have been forged. Boots on the ground. Miles walked. Convos talked. But to have a character fire/ magic their way to a championship is bullshit.

Again don't spoil it. If she wasn't a major player, maybe a mediator, I'd be alright with it but she's trying to take the throne. With three fire breathing dragons, how can she lose?

Personally, I want those dragons gone. If she had one, cool, but three? C'mon.

I have not read the books either... but ain't NO WAY she leaving them Dragons with that jackass.

He bout learn a fatal lesson for talking shit. lol.
Just like all them Magicians did last season.

I have a feeling Dany KNOWS everything he said (or will soon find out from that new assistant chick) :cool:

Bet after the deal is finished, she gon' spit game at him in his 'native tongue', or some shit... then that baby dragon gonna spit bonfire flames and light his ass up like a yule log, judging by the trailer for next week.

:lol::lol:

I can live with that clarification.
 
I'm no mythology expert but the Lord of The Rings I believe had a whole book based on trying to slay one dragon. They are no joke.

I've invested a lot of time into this show. Plots, alliances, and strategies have been forged. Boots on the ground. Miles walked. Convos talked. But to have a character fire/ magic their way to a championship is bullshit.

Again don't spoil it. If she wasn't a major player, maybe a mediator, I'd be alright with it but she's trying to take the throne. With three fire breathing dragons, how can she lose?

Personally, I want those dragons gone. If she had one, cool, but three? C'mon.



Well remember her ancestor Aegon the Conquerer became the one and only king over the entire continent when he, his 2 sister wives, and his three dragons layed waste to every kingdom in Westeros.


I see her story line playing off of that mythos. With magic starting to come back into the world again the game has changed. With the White Walkers coming back into existence and the long winter on the horizon I can't wait to see how it all plays out.:yes:
 
I'm no mythology expert but the Lord of The Rings I believe had a whole book based on trying to slay one dragon. They are no joke.

I've invested a lot of time into this show. Plots, alliances, and strategies have been forged. Boots on the ground. Miles walked. Convos talked. But to have a character fire/ magic their way to a championship is bullshit.

Again don't spoil it. If she wasn't a major player, maybe a mediator, I'd be alright with it but she's trying to take the throne. With three fire breathing dragons, how can she lose?

Personally, I want those dragons gone. If she had one, cool, but three? C'mon.

Easy for me to equate the dragon's to atomic or nuclear weapons. That's how Aegon conquered Westeros at the field of fire and how he destroyed Harrenhall.

Historically whoever has the best technology wins the conflict and rules
 
GRRM has given the two directors of Game of Thrones the greenlight to make small changes to the story for television. GRRM wrote for TV for 25 years and knew his novels could never work for TV without some changes. The directors were asked when they first met GRRM who is Jon Snow's mother...if they answered correctly they would be allowed to make the books into a television series. The changes are minor to the main story arch and there have been several scenes that allude to the final act that aren't in the books. Only GRRM and the directors know how the entire story ends. I follow GRRM's blog

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How? Because I didn't read the books. Don't spoil it for me though. I want those dragons gone because I believe it's cheating. Sure she drug around those eggs and believed in them but I want them outta the equation. It's probably not going to happen but that's what I want.

Think! She's buying dude's whole army and slaves. Everyone loyal to him...for a dragon she loves like a child and only can control. I bet she'll burn him alive soon as the sale is done and all warriors and slaves are loyal to her.

This is GAME of Thrones! You keep thinking Dany is some stupid little innocent girl...
 
Think! She's buying dude's whole army and slaves. Everyone loyal to him...for a dragon she loves like a child and only can control. I bet she'll burn him alive soon as the sale is done and all warriors and slaves are loyal to her.

This is GAME of Thrones! You keep thinking Dany is some stupid little innocent girl...

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