Funny Quote Of The Week

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[TEN]

Re: Can we gt a dime piece armless and legless pussy post.

Ol "I wanna bitch I can slip into a pillowcase" ass nigga

 

[jamiemelo]

AYISHA...." Eat my ASS " Photoshoot.....What would you do BGOL ???

Ayisha says "EAT MY ASS"....at least that thats what it feels like...

Spicee Cajun goes from big booty sensation to rapper to escort

http://brooklyn.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=6312295811&layout=detailed

who said she was a sensation?

She gained fame by shutting it down at Summer Jam some years back.

How she do that? Get stuck in the entrance gate?

 

[woodchuck]

This fucking thread had my stomach hurting!

 

[LordSinister]

 

[jamiemelo]

Me and my girl PLANKING!!!

Either you got on a pair of shoes or some dirty ass socks.

He got those auto socks that blends in with whatever surfaces they are near.

That bitch ain't planking......she smelled them dirty socks and passed the fuck out.

 

[TEN]

Re: Physically fit 60 year old putting youngins to shame

I gues that is part of your daily routine too huh. I go to the gym 5 or 6 days a week and I know I can't do that

while your ass is powerwalking on the treadmill at 2.5 mph listening to beyonce sing girls rule the world

this dude is doing...

700 push ups plus ten sets of pull ups and dips 5 days a week

thats the difference.

I ....can't....breathe......

 

[SNYC]

HNIC, seriously something needs to be done about the board

Hey I just want to time stamp this post cuz the board is loading slow. Let me know when it goes through yall thinks...Bout to go see Saving Private Ryan


Time stamp: 9/14/1998

 

[DipsetBi7ch]

 

[BigDaddyBuk]

Not schocked... Can someone tell me why incest is illegal?

The off springs are usually retarded. and it's just wrong.

Thats true but I still dont see why you would lock two people up because they want to fuck each other.

Well we know what your mom is getting for Mother's Day.

Very easy for you to say over the internet, bitch nigga.

Man listen...whether you do it or I do it, somebody has got to fuck your mother...in the spirit of vaginal cohabitation I'd prefer we be civil to one another going forward and act like this tumultuous exchange never occurred.

quite possibly the greatest exchange in bgol history.

 

[woodchuck]

quite possibly the greatest exchange in bgol history.

 

[BLACKLOOP]

Bump.......

 

[Deacs]

quite possibly the greatest exchange in bgol history.

 

[Mello Mello]

That nigga Nightmare paint has said a lot of classic shit over the years he's been posting here. Might wanna search more of his replies.

 

[Vulcha]

Damn I'm glad I subscribed to this thread! Funniest shit in the world!

 

[TEN]

ROCKING A BLACK BUTTON DOWN LONG SLEEVE ROCAWEAR SHIRT WITH A OFF BLACK POLO JEANS.. THIS IS FOR THE CLUB TOMORROW.. IM USED TO ROCKING WHITE TEES AND JAYS SO HELP A BRO OUT!

THIS IS THE EXACT SHIRT

That Nigga fuck you posted a Steven Segal battle shirt and some penny loafers. He must not want to get any pussy at all.

 

[TEN]

Re: Could This Be The New iPhone?

Does it really matter WTF it looks like? They could wrap a tampon box in foil paper and draw numbers on the front in crayon - if they call it an iPhone you muthafuckas will chew through somebody's asshole to be the first one to get it.

WTF!!

 

[TEN]

You katz that worry about what's in another man's pocket or who another man
is fucking and why.. need to look in the mirror and tell that bitch to stop it!

ouch!

 

[TEN]

Ain't much to be laughing @ unless you tryna see the end of this shotgun faggot...

OMG, this nigga got a shotgun right next to his fleshlight cannister. Nigga has to decide between masturbating with a mail order contraption and killing himself.

...And your computer's a Dell. Your life must suck.

 

[Dr. Truth]

 

[TEN]

An Old Man - "I've got an 18 yr old bride who's pregnant with my child."

The Doctor - I know a guy who's a hunter. 1day by mistake he took his umbrella instead of his gun.

so in the jungle he saw a tiger n shooted the tiger with his umbrella....and the tiger droped dead in front of him.

Old man - "That's impossible!", "Someone else must have shot that Tigerr."

The Doctor says, "My point exactly.

 

[LordSinister]

quite possibly the greatest exchange in bgol history.

 

[shanebp1978]

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s New $11 Million Bel Air Mansion

who`s name is on the lease?

good luck to that man

 

[furlough]

i'm a roll with this exchange here for the week

Do you think La La's pussy taste like Honey Nut Cheerios?

I want some of that cereal Melo...

"You'd eat a bowl of cereal I put my dick in, bruh?" -Melo

 

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[shanebp1978]

If I'm fighting and I hear somebody yell "WORLDSTAAAAAR!!!" I'm going Super Saiyan and Berserk mode out that bitch! Not gonna make me no laughing stock. This shit just turned into a fight to the death

 

[Lexx Diamond]

lmbao @ all that shit!

 

[TEN]

Twitter is a fascinating too. It gives nobodies a time to shine and a forum to speak reckless to someone you would be afraid to speak to normally.

Lester,

What makes a person a nobody?
Cuz they aren't a celebrity?

Don't rappers always talk about fucking "Ur"girl? How is twitter hate any different?

Dying at Lester

Address me better and I'll answer your question. I'm not a man and you know this. Ya'll want to call me a man because Im not going to show my ass or tits on here. I'm not your typical low esteem woman who needs a man to tell me that I'm beautiful. Thankfully, I had that growing up from people that loved me so I dont need that from men on the internet.

My apologies. Can u just answer my questions bruh?

This is why I cant stand niggas. Love black men-cant stand niggas.

My man, I'm not trying to go too far off topic but can you explain the difference real quick?

Yooo

Mainman got me dyiiinnnn

........

 

[Lexx Diamond]

Re: Grape Street Crip member at peace celebration says FUCK PEACE !

Dis nigga 40 years old wearing a wife beater and a purple doo rag gang banging.....for you young wannabes repeat that 10 times and if the shit don't sink in in any fashion then you are truly fucked.

Grape St. is a celebrity gang. That's where Ice T, Quik, Coolio, Fif and a bunch of sports dudes went when cats made them choose. They got franchises barbershops and hair salons from protection money. They mild thugs with a hood they share with other set that need a vacation. That dude in the video probably selling swishers, hot dogs and chicken waffle sandwiches from a cart before the cameraman stopped him. Just don't make the mistake of asking for Pepsi or Coke all they got is grape drink/soda.

 

[quickflip]

WTF happened to Alexyss K. Tylor??

She done went and got chunky on us!!! WTF!!!!!

bitch thyroid done threw a rod or something

 

[BigDaddyBuk]

chicago plublic schools failed me brother kaya

i don't have no patience to read a whole paragrapgh

hell i don't read the back of cds

Why you write so much though?

 

[water]

Mofo writing paragraphs but wouldn't read beyond 10 words

 

[shanebp1978]

Member passed away

I usually lurk but I did business with this cat and he was nothing like his online personna. The member called Billy Slowhands passed a few weeks ago. I found out because I did a lot of coding for his website. Any way just puttin it out there. Not about to deal with any bullshit so back to lurk mode.

you cant make this shit up

icb

he said he usually lurk.
his join date is today
he been lurking for 12 hours
omg


im out

largebillsonlyplease . . .dog. DON'T DO THAT! WTF! LMBAO!!!

 

[CybaCipha]

How the fuck I miss this thread?

 

[BronxBomber]

How the fuck I miss this thread?

Lady asking me what Im reading thats making me laugh so hard.... Never saw this thread... Subs.... Wish I could read from page one right NOW.....