Funny Quote Of The Week

[LSN]

...........ether!!.............

 

[TEN]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100315/thl-bananas-may-be-key-to-fight-aids-d831572.html

Bananas 'may be key to fight Aids'

Yesterday, 05:38 pm
Press Assoc.

Bananas may hold the key to powerful new treatments that protect against the Aids virus.

In laboratory tests, scientists found that a banana ingredient called BanLec was as potent as two existing anti-HIV drugs.

They believe cheap therapies based on BanLec have the potential to save millions of lives.

The ingredient is a lectin, a naturally occurring chemical in plants which fights infection.

Researchers in the US found that the lectin found in bananas can inhibit HIV infection by blocking the virus's entry into the body. BanLec acts on the protein "envelope" that encloses HIV's genetic material.

Lead author Michael Swanson, from the University of Michigan, said: "The problem with some HIV drugs is that the virus can mutate and become resistant, but that's much harder to do in the presence of lectins.

"Lectins can bind to the sugars found on different spots of the HIV-1 envelope, and presumably it will take multiple mutations for the virus to get around them."

The research is reported in the Journal of Biological Chemistry.

so let me get this str8...aids came from monkeys now the cure is bananas??

 

[jamiemelo]

im not sure but, I hope this is not her.

my god did they shave the cookie monster?

 

[A$AP SaVaGe]

Finally got a call back and have an interview scheduled this coming Thursday. I'm kind of nervous cause I haven't been interviewed for a position in almost two years and kind forgot some of the do's of an interview. I know most of the don't's but just need some advice on how to execute this interview so I can finally have a fulltime employment.

they wanna know that you can 'keep it real'. as real as possible. walk in late and put your feet up on the waiting room table. sucking a toothpick is optional. say to the receptionist loud as you can "TELL THAT BITCH THAT INTERVIEWIN ME TO BRING THEY AZZ OUT HERE".

when you're in the interviewer's office, don't answer any dumb questions like 'tell me about your last job' or 'what do you think you'll bring to this company'. when u get asked that just look at him like

then after a minute of you two just staring at each other, lean forward and go "U GOTA JOB FOE A MUTHA FUKA OR NOT? THA FUK YOU ASKIN ALL THESE QUESTIONS FOE?"

that job is yours!

 

[DaytimeEmmy]

Otis you big headed cocker spaniel lookin ass nigga.

What the hell you laughing at You " The Candy Man Cannnnnn............lookin ass nigga

You Angry Baby Gerbil Lookin Ass Nigga

Wow....... here we go again you confused baby pygmy lookin ass nigga

You Sad Baby Seal Lookin Ass Nigga

You setting down baby hippopotamus lookin ass nigga

You Seriously Injured Baby Possum Lookin Ass Nigga

 

[Costanza]

That was funny...

 

[RepostKing]

 

[jamiemelo]

 

[Mac4L1ph3]

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Re: Lurker with a gift. Michael Jackson Remixes

Well, this is my friends twitter where I got it from and he has it up there for download. It's just the zip file that's about 48mb


http://twitter.com/yrfsquad

*dead*

 

[jamiemelo]

From the how to kill rats thread.

this is some cold shit i don't know if it works but try it, get a 5 gallon bucket, fill it up half way with water then take some peanut butter and rum it on the side of the bucket, build a ramp so that they can get to the top of the bucket and the dumb fuckers will fall into the bucket and drown trying to eat the tasty treats of the side...

It won't work - you'll have pissed off live rats in the bucket waiting for you to stick your face near there. Kerosene on the other hand...

10 gallons of Kerosene which is probably 30 bucks depending where you are. Some charcoal. Maybe a few gallons of bleach and a few small container of ammonia. Find the active rat holes and saturate them with Kerosene and lighter fluid - put the charcoal on and put some lighter fluid on that then light it... and run. The non active holes get the bleach but leave the ammonia in it's container and set the container on fire and run - the fires and charcoal with draw the odor of the bleach and ammonia into the holes and suffocate the rats. Even if the holes aren't connected the burnt odor and carbon monoxide will be in the ground to remind them not to come back - your grass as well. Did I mention you need to get ghost when that ammonia and bleach starts to heat up and mix together.

 

[jamiemelo]

real talk Dez is a great football player but he road the short bus

And I'm guessing you were on the long one...wrong bus stop huh?

Bump.

 

[TEN]

real talk Dez is a great football player but he road the short bus

And I'm guessing you were on the long one...wrong bus stop huh?

 

[BenQ]

Its cool. I have tough ass skin..

No, you have STD sores ON your skin.

That shit clear up yet?

 

[TEN]

That lion spared this cocksucker.

The Lioness was like

"NOOOOO LEO! You already on probation!"

 

[Mello Mello]

Heist to trashman

You're like Herpes. You go away and lay dormant for awhile, then out of nowhere you just flare back up.

 

[TEN]

http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?t=364805

Thanks this is something my daughters need to watch to git there minds a little right.

No doubt. Especially when their father uses words like "git".

 

[TEN]

Hbo presents happy to be nappy and other stories of me

Thanks this is something my daughters need to watch to git there minds a little right.

No doubt. Especially when their father uses words like "git".

 

[LSN]

Hahahahaha @ 'git'

 

[TEN]

Dr. Dre Graces Cover of XXL’s and says detox is about to bring the west back!!

dr. dre, andre young, seriously shut the motherfuck up. concentrate on your new hobbies of drinking muscle milk & making shitty overpriced headphones. i gives less than 1.5 fucks if this nicca puts out another studio album again. niccas done graduated from school, got car & house notes & are raising families in the time it takes this nicca to put out a fucking rap album. dafukkouttahere. last time this nicca put out an album america online was still sending cd's to people trying to get them to sign up for dial up

 

[TEN]

Crazy Woman Blames 9/11 On Diddy; Sues Him For $1 Trillion

Woman says:

Diddy went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair.

I told you guys Diddy was the Devil...

Nigga please. He is the fucking devil but he had nothing to do with 9/11. You can always count on there to be one stupid mother fucker on BGOL that you have to explain the obvious to. Damn shame I tell you.

Oh god please make it stop....it's too stupid..please...make it stop

 

[TEN]

MOVIE: Respire (2010)

I should of went to youtube and checked the trailer first
as this is some cheap ass bull.

so pass?

Naw he's sayin it's one of the best movies he's ever seen and you should download it, burn it to dvd and invite family and friends over to watch it with you.

 

[TimRock]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[LSN]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Hahhahahahahha!

 

[LordSinister]

Thread full of win!!

 

[Dragonfly Jones]

I can't screen cap a twitter page since it was deleted but this cat on there tweeted " How much does it cost for flamin young"?

"Filet Mignon"

 

[Mello Mello]

Liam Neeson & Denzel ain't got nothing on this Guy

Maybe not but I can understand what Liam and Denzel are saying without reading.

Theres a lil CP in all of us

 

[TEN]

Re: Beyonce Fires "Pimpin' Matty" As Her Popager

More talented performers should have "pimps" like that. He helped her become the most successful entertainer/singer (and the biggest star) on the planet before age 30, without making a single misstep (apart from marrying a rapper).

Wow!!
You're giving props to an adulterous black male......Are you ok?

ouch!

 

[jamiemelo]

UT Austin doesn't have a MEDICAL SCHOOL??

http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?t=579211

this nigga is obviously a schizophrenic. probably really believes he is a doctor. nigga be catching mice and dissecting them by himself imagining he's performing surgery.

"scalpel please"

*silence*

*crickets chirping*

"goddamnit Jim, i dont have time for your games! this man is going to die!"

 

[BigDaddyBuk]

http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?t=582718

wait... what the fuck is that protruding outta her pussy

it's a pull string.....


you pull it and she'll say something clever.......

Peace,

It's a tampon. Do your parents know that you're on a porn site?

 

[jamiemelo]

^

 

[jamiemelo]

I caught this in my backyard

I threw it in the trash before it started to stink up my garage.
I didnt want the horseflies to draw attention from my neighbors.
They may of thought I killed someone.

Stop lying, thats you trying to make snow angels

 

[BigDaddyBuk]

http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?p=9937493&posted=1#post9937493

I created a thread yesterday that offended a few. I cant seem to find it. Is this china?

They did get rid of the gay thread, but left the fag to complain about it.

Say that to my face and ill blow your brains out.

Irony.

 

[TimRock]

^^^^^^^^

he meant it to

 

[TEN]

 

[TEN]

I hate fucking niggas.

Then stop fucking em.