Florence Henderson: NYC Mayor gave me crabs

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(CBS) In the 70s sitcom "The Brady Bunch," Florence Henderson played a straitlaced single mom who was "bringing up three very lovely girls." Now Henderson is bringing up a juicy tidbit from her real-world past, saying in her upcoming memoir that New York City mayor John Lindsay gave her a bad case of crabs, a.k.a. pubic lice.

Talk about lousy luck.

Henderson, now 77, says she and Lindsay had a one-night stand after he put the moves on her over drinks at a Beverly Hills hotel.

"I was lonely," she writes in "Life Is Not a Stage," according to Reuters. "I knew it wasn't the right thing to do. So, what did I do? I did it."

The next morning, she woke with regrets - in the form of "little black things" crawling over her body, the New York Daily News reported. A doctor helped her get rid of the blood-sucking bugs, and Linsday sent flowers and a letter of apology.

Pubic lice, whose scientific name is Phthirus pubis, typically cause intense itching in areas covered by public hair, which is where they hang out and where they lay their eggs. In addition to itching, people infected with public lice sometimes develop bluish-gray skin and sores in the genital area - the result of scratching. The bugs typically spread from person to person via sexual activity, as they did in Henderson's case.

Pubic lice can be eradicated by treating the area with a prescription wash containing permethrin, an insecticide. Combing the pubic hear with a fine-tooth comb can help remove lice eggs (nits). Washing clothing and linen in hot water can help keep the infestation from recurring. Items that can't be washed should be sprayed with a medicated spray or sealed in a plastic bag for 10 14 days to suffocate any lice.

Although teenagers are most vulnerable, anyone can get crabs. As Henderson says, "Guess I learned the hard way that crabs do not discriminate."






http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20074639-10391704.html
 
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Caught that shit from a Korean beauty in college....

Sitting at work at my summer job and couldn't stop itching...pulled on what felt like a knot in my dick hair and dropped that shit on the desk and it started crawling....

was too embarrassed to tell anyone so i went home, made a hot bath and put clorox bleach, alcohol and whatever other deadly shit i could think of in it, sat down for about 15 minutes and voila.....cured of that shit
 
I caught that shit ... I went up to CVS drug pharmacy & I ask a brother if he had anything for crabs ... homie pulled me to the side & kept it real with me about fucking these bitches

Moments like that in my life is what drives me to try & help others

That walk up to the counter was the longest walk of my life at the time
 
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Caught that shit from a Korean beauty in college....

Sitting at work at my summer job and couldn't stop itching...pulled on what felt like a knot in my dick hair and dropped that shit on the desk and it started crawling....

was too embarrassed to tell anyone so i went home, made a hot bath and put clorox bleach, alcohol and whatever other deadly shit i could think of in it, sat down for about 15 minutes and voila.....cured of that shit


just go to the doc, bruh
 
The one and only time was in college with a shorty who gave me the best head of my life...shorty called and left me a message on my voice mail shit had me scared as fuck.

I cant believe that i had it but i took the treatment just in case.
 
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Caught that shit from a Korean beauty in college....

Sitting at work at my summer job and couldn't stop itching...pulled on what felt like a knot in my dick hair and dropped that shit on the desk and it started crawling....

was too embarrassed to tell anyone so i went home, made a hot bath and put clorox bleach, alcohol and whatever other deadly shit i could think of in it, sat down for about 15 minutes and voila.....cured of that shit
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Caught that shit from a Korean beauty in college....

Sitting at work at my summer job and couldn't stop itching...pulled on what felt like a knot in my dick hair and dropped that shit on the desk and it started crawling....

was too embarrassed to tell anyone so i went home, made a hot bath and put clorox bleach, alcohol and whatever other deadly shit i could think of in it, sat down for about 15 minutes and voila.....cured of that shit


I caught that shit my FIRST time fucking.Was itching for weeks,but never even thought it could be crabs.Then like you,I thought I pulled a knot of hair out and the shit started crawling.Unlike you,I yelled out to my mom who went to Walgreens and copped me some RID.
 
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Caught that shit from a Korean beauty in college....

Sitting at work at my summer job and couldn't stop itching...pulled on what felt like a knot in my dick hair and dropped that shit on the desk and it started crawling....

was too embarrassed to tell anyone so i went home, made a hot bath and put clorox bleach, alcohol and whatever other deadly shit i could think of in it, sat down for about 15 minutes and voila.....cured of that shit


So you nuked the fuck out yo shit and got chemical burns when you coulda just copped the creme? Dude, you one crazy mofo:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
I caught that shit my FIRST time fucking.Was itching for weeks,but never even thought it could be crabs.Then like you,I thought I pulled a knot of hair out and the shit started crawling.Unlike you,I yelled out to my mom who went to Walgreens and copped me some RID.


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Florence Henderson was a freak - She fucked Greg Brady and now she admitted to fucking the Mayor of New York just becuz -

Thats fine but then to say she got crabs - that is just nasty - I wondered what else she got that didnt go into the book '

Seriously - some of your actions should just go to your grave - Lindsey never wrote about it - why should you


TMI to the Nth degree :smh:
 
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Caught that shit from a Korean beauty in college....

Sitting at work at my summer job and couldn't stop itching...pulled on what felt like a knot in my dick hair and dropped that shit on the desk and it started crawling....

was too embarrassed to tell anyone so i went home, made a hot bath and put clorox bleach, alcohol and whatever other deadly shit i could think of in it, sat down for about 15 minutes and voila.....cured of that shit

Man this shit got me in tears at my desk......... :lol:


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Caught that shit from a Korean beauty in college....

Sitting at work at my summer job and couldn't stop itching...pulled on what felt like a knot in my dick hair and dropped that shit on the desk and it started crawling....

was too embarrassed to tell anyone so i went home, made a hot bath and put clorox bleach, alcohol and whatever other deadly shit i could think of in it, sat down for about 15 minutes and voila.....cured of that shit


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:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Caught that shit from a Korean beauty in college....

Sitting at work at my summer job and couldn't stop itching...pulled on what felt like a knot in my dick hair and dropped that shit on the desk and it started crawling....

was too embarrassed to tell anyone so i went home, made a hot bath and put clorox bleach, alcohol and whatever other deadly shit i could think of in it, sat down for about 15 minutes and voila.....cured of that shit

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and florence henderson of the brady bunch wtf?

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I caught that shit my FIRST time fucking.Was itching for weeks,but never even thought it could be crabs.Then like you,I thought I pulled a knot of hair out and the shit started crawling.Unlike you,I yelled out to my mom who went to Walgreens and copped me some RID.

this nickah called his moms!? :lol:

:roflmao:

couldn't call ma dukes on some 'HELP ME MOMS! I GOT THA CRABS'! sheit :smh:

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question does the crabs attack your ball sack and the area where your crotch area meets your inner thigh area?
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question does the crabs attack your ball sack and the area where your crotch area meets your inner thigh area?
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Don't know but just to be safe take a hot 15 min bath with bleach, alcohol, ammonia, and turpentine, and you should be good. As per homie a few posts up! :lol:
 
John Lindsay was a major player in those days.
Dude couldn't wait for his mayoral term to be over, so he could head to Hollywood, hobnob, and shit.

And Florence Henderson rep was sealed a long time ago.
 
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Caught that shit from a Korean beauty in college....

Sitting at work at my summer job and couldn't stop itching...pulled on what felt like a knot in my dick hair and dropped that shit on the desk and it started crawling....

was too embarrassed to tell anyone so i went home, made a hot bath and put clorox bleach, alcohol and whatever other deadly shit i could think of in it, sat down for about 15 minutes and voila.....cured of that shit


I ain't gonna lie, I got that shit once. Damned near every dude has a crabs or "light" STD case (by light I mean you can get rid of that shit).
 
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Caught that shit from a Korean beauty in college....

Sitting at work at my summer job and couldn't stop itching...pulled on what felt like a knot in my dick hair and dropped that shit on the desk and it started crawling....

was too embarrassed to tell anyone so i went home, made a hot bath and put clorox bleach, alcohol and whatever other deadly shit i could think of in it, sat down for about 15 minutes and voila.....cured of that shit


Man I'm surprised you didn't burn your dick off fucking around with all that shit.

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Glad I never caught it. :smh:
 
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Caught that shit from a Korean beauty in college....
was too embarrassed to tell anyone so i went home, made a hot bath and put clorox bleach, alcohol and whatever other deadly shit i could think of in it, sat down for about 15 minutes and voila.....cured of that shit

What did you do for preventing the tip of your phallus from burning? Keep it above water like a submarine's gyroscope?
 
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Caught that shit from a Korean beauty in college....

Sitting at work at my summer job and couldn't stop itching...pulled on what felt like a knot in my dick hair and dropped that shit on the desk and it started crawling....

was too embarrassed to tell anyone so i went home, made a hot bath and put clorox bleach, alcohol and whatever other deadly shit i could think of in it, sat down for about 15 minutes and voila.....cured of that shit

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
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