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Faking Orgasm

I'm late in this thread, but you can just tell when a woman is really having an orgasm---especially when she is on top. You can feel the vaginal secretions run down when she comes.

And when I'm on top, I'm noticed many women like to pull me up in them all the way, and you can feel then.

Women need to keep it real. Shame on the chicks doing theatrics.
 
femmenoire said:
What do you want us to say?

"Nigga get the fuck off of me with that wack ass flaccid piece of penis?"

or maybe

"Please, just stop. I just can't take it anymore. This is just not working for me. STOP IT NOW"
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As long as you fake it your man will never please you...............
you could tell him or teach him what you like.............if you even know
 
Jam_Jam said:
I have faked quite a few orgasms for various reasons. If I'm tired and just want it to be over I will fake it so he hurries up and finishes. If I want to stroke his ego I'll fake it so he feels like he's "the man." If he keeps asking me "did you cum yet?" I'll say yes so he'll stop asking. I know it's lying, but sometimes it's just necessary.

Have any of you other ladies faked it?
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I used to fake it A LOT when I was younger. These days. . . I have no patience for that. :smh:
 
I'm enjoying the candid responses from the ladies. This is a great thread. :yes:

My policy has always been, she comes first. I've had a few fake it, but I learned quickly what not to do or say to get a woman to cum. I think some cats still don't know how to arouse a woman to almost assure an orgasm... the title 'Slow Burn' comes to mind.

Fuck her mind first
Give foreplay liberally
Eat the pussy right meaning use long strokes on the entire vulval area, kiss the lips and mons, stroke the g spot. When the clit emerges (she'll open her legs wider) circle the clit rhythmically, hum, do the alphabet...whatever she likes
She will cum in time, and it will be real
After that first orgasm...the others will come quickly

Easiest way to tell if she's having a real one, have her masturbate herself to orgasm and watch her. After doing that a few times you'll know what's real and what isn't by simply seeing her reactions.

Common signs from my experiences so far:
The skin gets hot and changes color (easier to tell in lighter skinned women)
The vagina heats up noticeably and pulsates involuntarily (harder to fake than she thinks) she will usually pull you all the way in to feel it
The breathing is labored and stuttered
Hard swallows
Her eyebrows will do weird things
She'll either have her eyes closed, or she'll be looking at you...but not
necessarily aware of you
She won't talk for at least 2 minutes even if she was talking shit before

Everything is nuanced
 
AristotlesOwn said:
I'm enjoying the candid responses from the ladies. This is a great thread. :yes:

My policy has always been, she comes first. I've had a few fake it, but I learned quickly what not to do or say to get a woman to cum. I think some cats still don't know how to arouse a woman to almost assure an orgasm... the title 'Slow Burn' comes to mind.

Fuck her mind first
Give foreplay liberally
Eat the pussy right meaning use long strokes on the entire vulval area, kiss the lips and mons, stroke the g spot. When the clit emerges (she'll open her legs wider) circle the clit rhythmically, hum, do the alphabet...whatever she likes
She will cum in time, and it will be real
After that first orgasm...the others will come quickly

Easiest way to tell if she's having a real one, have her masturbate herself to orgasm and watch her. After doing that a few times you'll know what's real and what isn't by simply seeing her reactions.

Common signs from my experiences so far:
The skin gets hot and changes color (easier to tell in lighter skinned women)
The vagina heats up noticeably and pulsates involuntarily (harder to fake than she thinks) she will usually pull you all the way in to feel it
The breathing is labored and stuttered
Hard swallows
Her eyebrows will do weird things
She'll either have her eyes closed, or she'll be looking at you...but not
necessarily aware of you
She won't talk for at least 2 minutes even if she was talking shit before

Everything is nuanced
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:wepraise::wepraise: Damn you're good. . .
 
AristotlesOwn said:
I'm enjoying the candid responses from the ladies. This is a great thread. :yes:

My policy has always been, she comes first. I've had a few fake it, but I learned quickly what not to do or say to get a woman to cum. I think some cats still don't know how to arouse a woman to almost assure an orgasm... the title 'Slow Burn' comes to mind.

Fuck her mind first
Give foreplay liberally
Eat the pussy right meaning use long strokes on the entire vulval area, kiss the lips and mons, stroke the g spot. When the clit emerges (she'll open her legs wider) circle the clit rhythmically, hum, do the alphabet...whatever she likes
She will cum in time, and it will be real
After that first orgasm...the others will come quickly

Easiest way to tell if she's having a real one, have her masturbate herself to orgasm and watch her. After doing that a few times you'll know what's real and what isn't by simply seeing her reactions.

Common signs from my experiences so far:
The skin gets hot and changes color (easier to tell in lighter skinned women)
The vagina heats up noticeably and pulsates involuntarily (harder to fake than she thinks) she will usually pull you all the way in to feel it
The breathing is labored and stuttered
Hard swallows
Her eyebrows will do weird things
She'll either have her eyes closed, or she'll be looking at you...but not
necessarily aware of you
She won't talk for at least 2 minutes even if she was talking shit before

Everything is nuanced
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You know Ari there are times I "hate" you :hmm: but you know that good "hate"... you know the type I mean :yes: Damn don't you know some of us have to work...:p
 
I have faked an orgasm many times for various reasons. I had a girl back in the day who would think that I was cheating if I took too long to bust a nut. So I would fake one, take a five minute break then get back to work and bust a real one. I don't know if women have faked it with me. However, give them the opportunity to take the lead so I can learn what gets them off. But some don't take advantage of the opportunity; whats up with that? To me, a womans orgasm is part her responsibility. so if you have to fake it then it's part your fault.
 
AristotlesOwn said:
I'm enjoying the candid responses from the ladies. This is a great thread. :yes:

My policy has always been, she comes first. I've had a few fake it, but I learned quickly what not to do or say to get a woman to cum. I think some cats still don't know how to arouse a woman to almost assure an orgasm... the title 'Slow Burn' comes to mind.

Fuck her mind first
Give foreplay liberally
Eat the pussy right meaning use long strokes on the entire vulval area, kiss the lips and mons, stroke the g spot. When the clit emerges (she'll open her legs wider) circle the clit rhythmically, hum, do the alphabet...whatever she likes
She will cum in time, and it will be real
After that first orgasm...the others will come quickly

Easiest way to tell if she's having a real one, have her masturbate herself to orgasm and watch her. After doing that a few times you'll know what's real and what isn't by simply seeing her reactions.

Common signs from my experiences so far:
The skin gets hot and changes color (easier to tell in lighter skinned women)
The vagina heats up noticeably and pulsates involuntarily (harder to fake than she thinks) she will usually pull you all the way in to feel it
The breathing is labored and stuttered
Hard swallows
Her eyebrows will do weird things
She'll either have her eyes closed, or she'll be looking at you...but not
necessarily aware of you
She won't talk for at least 2 minutes even if she was talking shit before

Everything is nuanced
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Well said baby.Thats why we still do it now:D
 
AristotlesOwn said:
Fuck her mind first
Give foreplay liberallyEat the pussy right meaning use long strokes on the entire vulval area, kiss the lips and mons, stroke the g spot. When the clit emerges (she'll open her legs wider) circle the clit rhythmically, hum, do the alphabet...whatever she likes
She will cum in time, and it will be real
After that first orgasm...the others will come quickly

...Everything is nuanced
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*Sigh* :):):):):):):):):)
 
femmenoire said:
We may very well be in the mood. It's the bad dick that's turning us off.
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Thats when u get pulled up by ur hips with ur legs and feet in the air....and I work that pussy over with mad oral sex...Flicking, sucking...flicking w suction get u off ur square so u'd forget about how bogus the dick was...
 
modagr8 said:
Thats when u get pulled up by ur hips with ur legs and feet in the air....and I work that pussy over with mad oral sex...Flicking, sucking...flicking w suction get u off ur square so u'd forget about how bogus the dick was...
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don't get it twisted, if the dick is bogus, ain't shit you do gonna make a female forget that shit...

she may appreciate to the utmost the oral skills you posses, but she will label that ass as a weak dick deliverer...
:lol::lol::lol:

you'll be like Barry Bonds...you'll have an * next your shit on her list of sex encounters...
:yes:
 
Jam_Jam said:
I have faked quite a few orgasms for various reasons. If I'm tired and just want it to be over I will fake it so he hurries up and finishes. If I want to stroke his ego I'll fake it so he feels like he's "the man." If he keeps asking me "did you cum yet?" I'll say yes so he'll stop asking. I know it's lying, but sometimes it's just necessary.

Have any of you other ladies faked it?
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Don't was your time faking it, instead, before you begin intercourse, be sure that you are prepared to be penetrated. If you aren't,tell that man you need more, and he will oblige, let him know what he needs to do to get you there. Sounds like there may be a lack of communication, overall. Don't force yourself to do things, just to please him, you will regret or feel empty from it later on...
 
kissmyazz said:
why do women always try too justify their deceptive practices?.
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Are you serious? What woman fakes it for her own purposes? I don't because I learned a long time ago that you can't get what you need sexually if you can't be open and honest about it with your partner. But the women who DO it are usually trying to end bad sex quickly or they're trying to support someone they care about by not hurting his feelings.

Some guys won't eat long enough for her to cum or they won't pause/stop stroking long enough for her to feel it when she IS cumming and then it passes :smh:
 
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kissmyazz said:
just made my point.
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Yeah - I realized that and edited it.

But seriously though - I've always found it strange that people can have sex, but they're too shy/ashamed to actually discuss it...like its too uncomfortable. But that goes for men and women.

Then if you do talk about it, it takes you back to all those other threads about how men don't want to be with a woman who's too experienced, etc. But if she knows exactly what will make her cum and she says so, that would turn some guys on and others off...its a double edged sword.

But if a guy asked me if I came and I knew that an answer of "no" would sentence me to another 45 minutes of the same mediocre sex, I might say "yes" too :yes:
 
kissmyazz said:
only goofies ask if you came, real niggas hit and don't call your ass back. you'll dial the number if you had fun.
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Real niggas will make you cum - several times - they already know how to take a moment to get to know your body and make that shit happen. The more the couple can make it good to each other, the better it will be. If he's a real nigga and he enjoyed the shit, he'll call back. She's a real sista and she enjoyed it, she'll answer.
 
kissmyazz said:
real niggas will go to a strip club, have unprotected sex with two strippers, come home and skeet in your mouth without thinking twice about it.
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Point taken. You're funny. To me that would describe a punk ass nigga, but let's get real specific...A REAL MAN - an AFRICAN KING - is what I'M referring to.
 
GOOD READ :lol:
IT'S A SHAME AS A WOMAN, WELL FOR ME THAT I KNOW NOTHING OF FAKING IT. I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH A MAN WHO PLEASES MY EVERY SEXUAL NEED. EXPLORATION IS KEY...:yes: :yes:

PHONE SEX IS DEFINITLY A GOOD TOOL....
YOUR BOTH GIVING YOURSELVES PLEASURE
FIGURING OUT WHAT REALLY TURNS YOU ON.........

*grabbing a towel*

WELL since i feel myself reaching for the phone im outta this thread:cool:
 
AristotlesOwn said:
I'm enjoying the candid responses from the ladies. This is a great thread. :yes:

My policy has always been, she comes first. I've had a few fake it, but I learned quickly what not to do or say to get a woman to cum. I think some cats still don't know how to arouse a woman to almost assure an orgasm... the title 'Slow Burn' comes to mind.

Fuck her mind first
Give foreplay liberally
Eat the pussy right meaning use long strokes on the entire vulval area, kiss the lips and mons, stroke the g spot. When the clit emerges (she'll open her legs wider) circle the clit rhythmically, hum, do the alphabet...whatever she likes
She will cum in time, and it will be real
After that first orgasm...the others will come quickly

Easiest way to tell if she's having a real one, have her masturbate herself to orgasm and watch her. After doing that a few times you'll know what's real and what isn't by simply seeing her reactions.

Common signs from my experiences so far:
The skin gets hot and changes color (easier to tell in lighter skinned women)
The vagina heats up noticeably and pulsates involuntarily (harder to fake than she thinks) she will usually pull you all the way in to feel it
The breathing is labored and stuttered
Hard swallows
Her eyebrows will do weird things
She'll either have her eyes closed, or she'll be looking at you...but not
necessarily aware of you
She won't talk for at least 2 minutes even if she was talking shit before

Everything is nuanced
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Glad I checked back and saw this. I agree with this 100%. This too is to my approach to love making. My approach is simple the woman comes first. Her first orgasm comes long before intercourse even gets started. I think that first orgasm frees a woman's mind and allows her to be herself. Plus I've always found it's easier to keep a woman in a higher erotic state if she has that first orgasm before intercourse ever starts.

But ladies you too must take responsibility for achieving your orgasms. Communicating with your mate as opposed to faking an orgasm should be a win-win for everyone. Don't expect a man to know what buttons to push every man and woman is different and there is always a degree uncertainty when people first get together. What works for one woman might not work with you and the same holds true for men. So everyone must communicate! Let the man know what you like and how you like it. Now if that doesn't work then all bets are off.
 
lilsexii said:
...men don't want to be with a woman who's too experienced, etc...
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that's the bullshit double standard that has cats drooling over various porn stars, but then turn around and call'em all kinds of ho's & sluts, or whatever.

i've been harassed for saying so, but i'd marry the shit out of a porn star. as long as we were cool and i knew what/who she was doing, i ain't gonna be mad at her. if she's still coming home every day from the job, and we still thoroughly get it in on the regular, i'm not gonna be mad like that...

but i'm different...:yes:

lilsexii said:
But if a guy asked me if I came and I knew that an answer of "no" would sentence me to another 45 minutes of the same mediocre sex, I might say "yes" too :yes:
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call a duck a fucking duck. fuck it. if the nigga is wack tell'em take it back. stop this justification of lying shit. if you can't fuck and enjoy it, somebody needs to get the fuck out. me being me, i'm gonna tell it. i'd expect no less from any, and i mean any, female that i feel comfortable enough with to stick my dick in her pussy...:cool:

how could you possibly settle for any less mutual consideration?:confused:
 
i mean...it seems like complaining just creates more resentment for the problem...
the animosity about this whole subject is kinda sad...women just staring at the wall...i have to pay full attention to my woman, and I believe I can sense when its not good...so i'll just stop and call it a day....

no need to waste time and get all smelly for nothing lol
 
Buttnaked said:
that's the bullshit double standard that has cats drooling over various porn stars, but then turn around and call'em all kinds of ho's & sluts, or whatever.

i've been harassed for saying so, but i'd marry the shit out of a porn star. as long as we were cool and i knew what/who she was doing, i ain't gonna be mad at her. if she's still coming home every day from the job, and we still thoroughly get it in on the regular, i'm not gonna be mad like that...

but i'm different...:yes:
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Different is good ;) lol

Buttnaked said:
call a duck a fucking duck. fuck it. if the nigga is wack tell'em take it back. stop this justification of lying shit. if you can't fuck and enjoy it, somebody needs to get the fuck out. me being me, i'm gonna tell it. i'd expect no less from any, and i mean any, female that i feel comfortable enough with to stick my dick in her pussy...:cool:

how could you possibly settle for any less mutual consideration?:confused:
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If it a relationship and its worth fixing, then yeah - you deal with it. But if it's just a casual encounter and you can just get through it and just not deal with him again - I think that's better than callin the nigga on his shit and embarassing the fuck out of him in the middle of sex - especially if you don't know what he's capable of...but that's just me
 
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I've never hada woman fake shit with me because I always eat the pussy up before I fuck and I can tell they cum by the involuntary contractions they have when they cum and the copious amount of vaginal juices they make can't fake that shit at all!!!!
 
Cleopatra_J said:
I can honestly say I've never faked an orgasm... I might fake the moaning but never the big O... I dont believe in letting a man think he's doing the damn thing, and really he isn't... And guys I'm having sex with.. I like to talk about it.. If you ask me did I cum I will straight up tell you NO... that always leads to him wanting to try again.. and I don't complain about that!!
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Props to you Cleo.

I was in a relationship with a lady that had a higher sex drive than mine (I always thought I had, and indeed do have, a high sex drive but nothing compared to her). So whenever she would want it (which was almost all the time) and I didn't I had two options: go along with it and make her happy and fake an orgasm or tell her I didn't feel like it and watch her go into sulk mode and think there were other reasons I was refusing to have sex with her other than that I just didn't feel like it.

When I decided to go along with it even when I didn't feel like it I would cum maybe 40% of the time. I would have to fake an orgasm and end the sex 60% of the time.

In my current relationship I don't have to fake shit. We seem to have a sex drive that works well for both of us and we space it out so there isn't too much or too little so when we do have it we both want it. At least 9 times out of 10. I haven't faked an orgasm with her and I want to believe she hasn't faked one with me. So far so good. If anything changes I will come and post an update.
 
I can understand a woman faking it on a one night stand type of thing but if its in a relationship, you need to be communicating what you want because otherwise he will keep doing what he been doing thinking thats enough. And faking is only making it worse.​
 
lilsexii said:
If it a relationship and its worth fixing, then yeah - you deal with it. But if it's just a casual encounter and you can just get through it and just not deal with him again - I think that's better than callin the nigga on his shit and embarassing the fuck out of him in the middle of sex - especially if you don't know what he's capable of...but that's just me
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that's the kinda shit you ought to be considering prior to actually sharing bodily fluids w/a stranger...:cool:

speaking of which, my wife and i just finished a convo about multiples. she says she's only had them w/3 dudes (1 being me). we've been toghether 9 years, & she just recently started squirting juices all over the place. neither 1 of us knew she could do it until a few months ago. that takes practice, confidence, & experience. as a result of the aforementioned, wifus nutted on my grill something like 20X (yes, i was counting as best i could under the circumstances).

we've got kids & we still manage to get it in on a regular basis...

FUCK FAKING! NO EXCUSES...

don't worry about embarrassing cats. keep it real. it's better for everyone involved...
 
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