man im over here crying, with these acronyms
"i gave her my donation and she proceeded to give me a BBBJ"
man stop it
This mofo the Rogert Ebert of slores




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man im over here crying, with these acronyms
"i gave her my donation and she proceeded to give me a BBBJ"
man stop it
This mofo the Rogert Ebert of slores
Mike said:'Declined' by Sanai's Playhouse
After reading reviews of Lina Love and various other Sanai's girls online, I decided to try and hook up with at least one of them this time in Philly. I went to the Web site, filled out the screening info form completely, and sent it in.
I quickly got an E-mail back entitled 'We Need Proper Screening Info In Full', which asked for two provider references in addition to the original screening questions listed on the Web site. I added the information as requested. Since the screening process can sometimes get a little out of hand and this one had already hit one snag, I also added the following comment:
"If this screening info is insufficient to set up a meeting, please don't bother contacting me again. Thanks."
I then received the following E-mail:
"Your professionalism is rude in the manner in which your comment about contacting you was written. You have been declined."
This is just intended as a heads-up as to what will be considered rude behavior during the Sanai's screening process, NOT as a reflection on any of the girls, none of whom I've met or probably ever will meet. This is a first for me, but as I consider nothing I wrote even slightly rude or insulting, it's really not a big deal. Plenty of other places to choose from.
Mike
TheyCallMeHawk said:WTF dude. In what world is "If this screening info is insufficient to set up a meeting, please don't bother contacting me again. Thanks." not considered rude. I guarantee if you sent that same statement to 10 diffrent professional providers or agencies you would get a similar response.
"please don't bother contacting me again" suggest that you have a serious attitude problem which is a legitimate reason for the decine. Just sayin.
Mike said:In my world, where 'please' and 'thanks' are expressions of courtesy and respect.
Mike
TheyCallMeHawk said:LOL
Like,
Please go fuck yourself, Thanks. LOL.
Mike, that is kinda what you said.
If this aint good enough fuck you.
popcorn said:lmao, now that was funny
LOL did someone actually make a tread about tricking with pornstars. Never understood why someone would you pay hundreds of dollars to player some trick.
Hot as hell spinner off LaGrange
I found this tiny BSW around 11 am Fri day walking on LaGrange towards the Greenbelt PKWY. Tight jeans, little coat, and high leather boots. I slowly drove past her and she gave me the smile so I pulled over and told her to get her ass in LOL Quoted me 40 for bbbj, 80 for FS. I told her she needed educated on how this game works and told her she was getting 40 for FS and if she listened and did as I told her she would get a nice tip. She quickly agreed. We went to her place (I'm guessing a friends) as she told me she was trying to get a place of her own. She told me she was 18 and actually had a State I'd to prove it because when she took her hood off I told her that I never mess with too-young girls. 18 and almost a month and I had her to myself, I hit the jackpot! I settled down on a chair in her room and she came out of the bathroom wearing a bra, small pair of shorts and heels, nothing else. I sat back and watched the back of her head bob up and down on my cock, she gave a great BBBJ. She sucked it just as I told her then rolled on a Magnum and sat on it RCG, with that super tiny ass slowly sliding up and down my cock. She looked over her shoulder and asked me how her tight teenage pussy felt and I almost exploded haha I then bent her over and pounded her as hard as I could til I exploded, but managed to take some pics. Next time I'll be sure to take more but this time I wanted that pussy. She's pretty, weighs approx 100 lbs and knows how to please a cock. Enjoy the pics, I know I enjoyed taking them hehe She asked me not to give her number out but she said she is just starting out and walks on LaGrange. Total cost was 60 and she was very happy to get that much. Educating these young gals one at a time is a rough job....
been reading this thread. any horror stories from tricks?
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Jaz Dova
Wow!
http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/20706
2 call system. She open's the door and oh my freaking God it just keeps getting better and better. She is 5'4, latina Mexican and Cuban. Un friggin believable she was wearing a bra and and a g string panties ohh my God. I just got to pinch myself again. We both got naked. I kissed her all over from head to toe. Extraordinary body 5 foot 4, beautiful breasts amazing Ass just extraordinary beautiful! Big Ass oh my goodness! I kissed her forehead kissed her cheeks, kissed her neck, kissed her mouth. GFE, DFK. I sucked on her breasts. So beautiful & perky!
I just kissed her everywhere. She is a sight to behold! Absolute Perfection! BBBJ! Her face on my cock was a sight I will remember forever! Nice technique & she bobbed on it good! Then I had her lay down as I went to town kissing her all over & dining at the Y. I did extensive DATY & DATO! I love these young hotties!
We did mish & her pussy is the tightest I have ever had. Very tight & nice! Feels oh so good! I pile drived her as she played with her clit & then she got on top & rode me good! Man, I could marry this one! RCG & finally doggie to finish up! Damn this ASS is nice! I would just feel upher whole entire body as My cock was in her dogggie. From her shoulders, her back, her waist & firm thighs & supple calves & pretty soft little feet! I came & came hard as usual!
Have fun guys. Tell her Baldy sent you.
Baldy Cruiser
Valley Girl
She will drive to you. One hour of fun for 100. Big Ass Titties! DATY, BBBJ & CFS & Greek!
Had a good time with her. She is a cool chick. Not ghetto.
Latina
This young latina is in Long Beach. 24 years young & I picked her up & we went to a notell on PCH. Beautiful skin & face is very pretty. I tasted sweet warm milk from her bountiful breasts. I brought her moscoto & me a couple brewskis. She just loves moscoto as do most woman I have found. LOL.
She freshened up & took a quick shower. She wrapped a towel around herself & we chatted as we both drank our alchohol. Sweet girl. She has a kid & told me her 18 yr old cousin may want to hook up also. I said absolutely.
I kissed her mouth & she tasted of moscoto. She deeply kissed me & we made out a little, then I squeezed her breast & sucked sweet milk out of them. Very tasty. She started rubbing her clit. Then I had her lay back & I spread her beautiful white thighs & I licked her clit & pussy till she moaned & pushed my head into her sweet snatch!
Then I had her get on her knees & she gave me some nice head. She flicked her tounge on the tip of my cock. She cupped my balls & kissed my cock everywhere & then licked it everywhere & then started sucking! Ball licking, shaft kissing & licking. Her beautiful face & pink lips all over my cock was sinsational! Man, I just love a nice BBBJ!
Then I told her to lay back on the bed & I spread her legs & rubbed my cock on her clit & she begged me to fuck her. I slid my cock in & it felt so friggin awesome! She is very tight & I could watch us in the big mirror on the wall to our right. I kissed her forehead & neck & nibbled on her ears. She pulled me deep into her & I started out with slow thrusts & worked up into a very hard log jam! I almost came too soon, so I had to pull out & suck on her titties till I made sure I didn't cum yet.
Then I had her go to doggie. Her booty is nice & I slapped it & put my cock back in that sweet wet pussy! She watched us in the mirror & she pushed back into me as I pounded into her & our bodies made that slappin sound of good rythlmic fucking! LOL.
Then we took a break & drank more moscoto & beer. She said she wanted to do a threesome with another girl. She said she wanted me to set it up. I said, cool. Sure. I asked her how big does she want the tits to be on the other chick. She said she wanted the titts to be pretty big. LOL.
Then I bent her over the bed & we went back to more doggie. She is fairly tall. I think around 5' 7" or 5' 9". She can take a good pounding. Then we did more mish, cg & rcg. I finished on her belly & it was a good hour of some nice sucking & fucking. She wants to bang all of my friends. Damage was 100 bucks. A great deal. She is on my speed dial.
Only, discreet senior members. Thanks guys.
Baldy Cruiser
Chloe aka PipeHer
Hooked up with this sweet piece of chocolate. She is on BackPage, MyRedBook & Humaniplex. She was close by in a nice hotel in El Segundo. Very friendly & was butt naked when I opened the door.
She has a tight little body. She loved that I was taking pics & she spread her pussy open. Amazing ASS on her. I was grabbin on her & feelin her up & taking pics all at the same time. She said, your cock looks like it is ready to be sucked!
She got on her knees & went to town. Nothing like a BBBJ all sloppy & wet. Love is not a big enough word for what I feel about a GREAT BBBJ. LOL.
Then she was ready to get log jammed. We did mish first & she was willing to do all positions with enthusiasm. CG, RCG, K9, Reverse Pretzel & Flying Octopus! What a trooper. Not a clock watcher & her ASS in Doggie is just amazingly fine! Just a Perfectly Shaped ASS & buttery soft. I could pound her in doggie all day long!
I busted a big nut in doggie & she kindly removed my condom & brought me a warm wet wash cloth. I thought that was very considerate. Just a great time overall with a great gal!
http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/13560
Baldy Cruiser
I still don'r understand why someone started a thread about paying some crackwhores for sex.
Whoever Baldy Cruiser is, I tip my hat to him: He caught Leilani Leanne BEFORE she got into porn...
he is a legend in LA...before he got robbed for his camera, he was more active. turned me on to a few gems back in the day