Eddie Murphy is Hosting SNl on Dec 21st Holy Shit!!

Good lawd she looks scrumptious
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Imagine
Eddie Murphy as old James Brown working a youth party
You have all the black cast on there confused why he was booked at the party
He tries to do his old hits and they're like man this wack

So then he does new hits as old James Brown?
He could even do lizzo good as hell in his James Brown funk way she crashes the stage like hold up what are you doing to my song?

He says some unintelligible shit and then he leaves and he bends down waiting for someone to put the cape on him and his faithful friend comes and puts it on him but he's old as hell so it takes him hella long to put it on while everyone is just being awkward?

the ENTIRE cast of SNL of the last 10 years reaction to this post ...

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the ENTIRE cast of SNL of the last 10 years reaction to this...

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INT- Party setting. Medium-sized gathering. You see a stage with a band on it and people gathered around with cups in their hands anticipating the performer of the night. Young hip crowd, into today's music. Out walks James Brown in a stage outfit excited and smiling. He walks up to the mic.

EDDIE: How yall doing tonight?
CROWD: Alright?
CROWD- looks confused as to why James Brown is playing their party.
EDDIE: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I say how yall doing tonight? Ha!
KEENAN: We good man! We good!
EDDIE SMILES AND CONTINUES
EDDIE: There it go! Now what I want y'all to do this evening is get off yo ass and get ready to dance!
CROWD look at each other unimpressed.
KEENAN: We already up man!
EDDIE: Yea OK brotha that's the spirit. Stay up then ha!
EDDIE: OK count it off on the 1! 1-2-3-
EDDIE starts to sing Get on up and is working hard the crowd stares at him blankly.
EDDIE: Can I hit it like I did on the top!
EDDIE points mic at the crowd no response.
EDDIE moves over to the other side of the crowd.
EDDIE: I said can I hit it like i did on the top!
EDDIE points the mic at a woman in the crowd.
WOMAN: I mean, I guess? -She says it too loud and there's microphone feedback
EDDIE: Hold up! Hold up! Stop the music. Bobby stop playing. Now what's the problem? Y'all ain't wanna see old James or something? Y'all not catching the groove. Now you can keep it real with me ha! What's going on?

Another person in the crowd steps forward.
PERSON IN CROWD: No offense man but this is wack. We weren't expecting this AT ALL.
Eddie looks hurt a little bit.
EDDIE: Oh I see how it is! Y'all don't know where ya music come from that's ya problem. I can show you better than I can tell ya.
Bobby count it off let's do that one. You know that one. Come on now Bobby we need this don't be playing me off now ha! OK, you ready? 1-2-3
Funk version of "GOOD AS HELL" starts to play.
EDDIE: I do my hair toes check my nails ah! Baby how you feeeeelin??
EDDIE sings note that's too high for him - Feeling good as hell!
EDDIE starts talking the song.
EDDIE: Now. I said how y'all doing tonight? ha! Can I get an ahhhhhh ahhhhhh?
EDDIE: points mic at the crowd they vaguely clap
EDDIE begins to go into the verse but is interrupted
EDDIE: Woo child I'm tired of this bull-

Lizzo crashes the stage
LIZZO: Hey what do you think you're doing?



etc....................
 
Mr. Robinson’s was the best skit. Buckwheat was ill advised, some shit shouldn’t be revisited.

Lizzo is too talented to succumb to the raunchy bullshit. She will regret it later.
 
INT- Party setting. Medium-sized gathering. You see a stage with a band on it and people gathered around with cups in their hands anticipating the performer of the night. Young hip crowd, into today's music. Out walks James Brown in a stage outfit excited and smiling. He walks up to the mic.

EDDIE: How yall doing tonight?
CROWD: Alright?
CROWD- looks confused as to why James Brown is playing their party.
EDDIE: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I say how yall doing tonight? Ha!
KEENAN: We good man! We good!
EDDIE SMILES AND CONTINUES
EDDIE: There it go! Now what I want y'all to do this evening is get off yo ass and get ready to dance!
CROWD look at each other unimpressed.
KEENAN: We already up man!
EDDIE: Yea OK brotha that's the spirit. Stay up then ha!
EDDIE: OK count it off on the 1! 1-2-3-
EDDIE starts to sing Get on up and is working hard the crowd stares at him blankly.
EDDIE: Can I hit it like I did on the top!
EDDIE points mic at the crowd no response.
EDDIE moves over to the other side of the crowd.
EDDIE: I said can I hit it like i did on the top!
EDDIE points the mic at a woman in the crowd.
WOMAN: I mean, I guess? -She says it too loud and there's microphone feedback
EDDIE: Hold up! Hold up! Stop the music. Bobby stop playing. Now what's the problem? Y'all ain't wanna see old James or something? Y'all not catching the groove. Now you can keep it real with me ha! What's going on?

Another person in the crowd steps forward.
PERSON IN CROWD: No offense man but this is wack. We weren't expecting this AT ALL.
Eddie looks hurt a little bit.
EDDIE: Oh I see how it is! Y'all don't know where ya music come from that's ya problem. I can show you better than I can tell ya.
Bobby count it off let's do that one. You know that one. Come on now Bobby we need this don't be playing me off now ha! OK, you ready? 1-2-3
Funk version of "GOOD AS HELL" starts to play.
EDDIE: I do my hair toes check my nails ah! Baby how you feeeeelin??
EDDIE sings note that's too high for him - Feeling good as hell!
EDDIE starts talking the song.
EDDIE: Now. I said how y'all doing tonight? ha! Can I get an ahhhhhh ahhhhhh?
EDDIE: points mic at the crowd they vaguely clap
EDDIE begins to go into the verse but is interrupted
EDDIE: Woo child I'm tired of this bull-

Lizzo crashes the stage
LIZZO: Hey what do you think you're doing?



etc....................


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INT- Party setting. Medium-sized gathering. You see a stage with a band on it and people gathered around with cups in their hands anticipating the performer of the night. Young hip crowd, into today's music. Out walks James Brown in a stage outfit excited and smiling. He walks up to the mic.

EDDIE: How yall doing tonight?
CROWD: Alright?
CROWD- looks confused as to why James Brown is playing their party.
EDDIE: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I say how yall doing tonight? Ha!
KEENAN: We good man! We good!
EDDIE SMILES AND CONTINUES
EDDIE: There it go! Now what I want y'all to do this evening is get off yo ass and get ready to dance!
CROWD look at each other unimpressed.
KEENAN: We already up man!
EDDIE: Yea OK brotha that's the spirit. Stay up then ha!
EDDIE: OK count it off on the 1! 1-2-3-
EDDIE starts to sing Get on up and is working hard the crowd stares at him blankly.
EDDIE: Can I hit it like I did on the top!
EDDIE points mic at the crowd no response.
EDDIE moves over to the other side of the crowd.
EDDIE: I said can I hit it like i did on the top!
EDDIE points the mic at a woman in the crowd.
WOMAN: I mean, I guess? -She says it too loud and there's microphone feedback
EDDIE: Hold up! Hold up! Stop the music. Bobby stop playing. Now what's the problem? Y'all ain't wanna see old James or something? Y'all not catching the groove. Now you can keep it real with me ha! What's going on?

Another person in the crowd steps forward.
PERSON IN CROWD: No offense man but this is wack. We weren't expecting this AT ALL.
Eddie looks hurt a little bit.
EDDIE: Oh I see how it is! Y'all don't know where ya music come from that's ya problem. I can show you better than I can tell ya.
Bobby count it off let's do that one. You know that one. Come on now Bobby we need this don't be playing me off now ha! OK, you ready? 1-2-3
Funk version of "GOOD AS HELL" starts to play.
EDDIE: I do my hair toes check my nails ah! Baby how you feeeeelin??
EDDIE sings note that's too high for him - Feeling good as hell!
EDDIE starts talking the song.
EDDIE: Now. I said how y'all doing tonight? ha! Can I get an ahhhhhh ahhhhhh?
EDDIE: points mic at the crowd they vaguely clap
EDDIE begins to go into the verse but is interrupted
EDDIE: Woo child I'm tired of this bull-

Lizzo crashes the stage
LIZZO: Hey what do you think you're doing?



etc....................

OK real talk..

can I forward this to SNL et al. ?
 
After looking at CNN play a few skits

from last night, that shit is even worse

than I thought.

SNL insists that they pump out the

wackest and corniest "comedy".

Murphy should have demanded

some better parts in the skits or

just refused to play in those

wack ass skits. :smh:
 
I would hope Bill Cosby would have a sense of humor about the Murphy joke.

Maybe this is just Bill's publicist trying to drum up sympathy for Cosby.




 
I would hope Bill Cosby would have a sense of humor about the Murphy joke.

Maybe this is just Bill's publicist trying to drum up sympathy for Cosby.






I'm sure this wasn't authorized by Bill, but whatever..it wont drum up sympathy for Bill, I think this is a bad look because if he just keeps quiet and serves his time, most people will prob forget he's in there unless he dies..
 
I would hope Bill Cosby would have a sense of humor about the Murphy joke.

Maybe this is just Bill's publicist trying to drum up sympathy for Cosby.





Fuck outta here after how Bill shitted on Eddie because he cursed Eddie gotta kiss his ass now? Shit was just jokes man no one thought that deeply about it. :angry: Bill lucky Richard Pryor dead cause he'd really go in on his ass.

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I would hope Bill Cosby would have a sense of humor about the Murphy joke.

Maybe this is just Bill's publicist trying to drum up sympathy for Cosby.






Good lawd this was a bad decision to post

And potentially could cause MORE harm if possible

First of all due respect to dr. Cosby

You started it.

You and eddie aint friends

And OGs from red foxx to ricard pryor etc told him to IGNORE YOU.

Second it was JOKE.

Cosby a comedian, right?

And how you call him a COON then ask to have a meeting of the minds?

Now his spokesperson made cosby a target of hatred and derision AGAIN.

Cause eddie joke?

funny enough was actually softening cosby image.
 
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It was aiiiht :dunno:

I never saw Eddie on SNL so I didn't have any nostalgia for those characters

I liked the Black Jeopardy and Christmas family skits

The Gumby shit was alright
 
It was aiiiht :dunno:

I never saw Eddie on SNL so I didn't have any nostalgia for those characters

I liked the Black Jeopardy and Christmas family skits

The Gumby shit was alright

This is a useful and interesting perspective

Old folks like me take this point of view for granted

Cause like anything music movies etc...

Its subjective

Comedy is not exempt

While funny is funny...

Frame of reference is equally as important.
 
'Back to being a Hollywood Slave': Bill Cosby's rep lashes out at Eddie Murphy after 'SNL' gig



'Back to being a Hollywood Slave': Bill Cosby's rep lashes out at Eddie Murphy after 'SNL' gig

December 22, 2019, 7:08 PM PST
Eddie Murphy was back on "Saturday Night Live" this weekend, hosting the show for the first time in 35 years. Not everyone was laughing.
The comedy legend kicked off his monologue by talking about his new baby, his 10th child: "But if you would have told me 30 years ago that I would be this boring, stay-at-home house dad and Bill Cosby would be in jail, even I woulda took that bet. Who is America’s dad now?!" Murphy cracked with a spot-on Cosby impression.
Cosby’s publicist, Andrew Wyatt, hit back on Instagram Sunday night, saying the actor and comedian, "broke color barriers" in the industry so that Murphy and others could thrive.
"One would think that Mr. Murphy was given his freedom to leave the plantation, so that he could make his own decisions; but he decided to sell himself back to being a Hollywood Slave," Wyatt said.
On 'SNL': Eddie Murphy ribs Bill Cosby, revives Mister Robinson in hilarious 'Saturday Night Live' return
During Saturday's show, Murphy also brought back a number of classic characters, including Buckwheat, Mister Robinson and Gumby.
Wyatt seemed to accuse the comedian of perpetuating stereotypes, mentioning both "cooning," and Stepin Fetchit, a racist character played by Lincoln Perry in the early 20th century, and added, "your attacking Mr. Cosby helps you embark on just becoming click bait."
Eddie Murphy brought back his classic 1980s character Mister Robinson – a spoof of Mister Rogers – on "Saturday Night Live."
Wyatt closed by inviting Murphy to sit down for a conversation "to discuss how we can use our collective platforms to enhance Black people rather than bringing all of us down together.”
The new movie: Eddie Murphy's 'Dolemite Is My Name' is his greatest-hits role, and we are here for it
USA TODAY has reached out to Murphy's reps for comment.
Cosby is serving a three-to-10-year prison term in Pennsylvania after being convicted in 2018 on three felony counts of drugging and molesting a woman in 2004.
Contributing: Brian Truitt, USA TODAY.
This article originally appeared on USA
 
I would hope Bill Cosby would have a sense of humor about the Murphy joke.

Maybe this is just Bill's publicist trying to drum up sympathy for Cosby.






All that shit, to close by asking for a sit down? Something tells me Eddie won't be making it.

He wasn't requesting a sit down when he was busy being judgemental.
 
Every skit he was in had a black person

stereotyped theme. I'm actually

surprised that he agreed with the writers

and directors to.do all of that cornball shit.

...but hey, it's SNL and they haven't been

funny in decades so i guess it was a par

for the course performance. :dunno:
Nah...that Christmas family joint was universal.
 
Ed coulda stayed away from that Cosby shit


Fuck that. Bill is a prick.

While he was chastising Murphy for cussin onstage he out here drugging a gang a hoes to get his jollies.

STUPID.

before the gov. gave him the shaft he said Black folks needed to stop blaming the white man for our problems and ghetto Black folks cant talk and weren't holding up their end of the "bargain".

STUPID.

NOW he admits that criticism was a mistake after he realized got LYNCHED.

He ain't got no excuse.
 
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