Down and Out/Escape from LA's Homeless: Starring Snake Plissken, Darth Jada(r), Rockie, Lonzo, the Russian Mob, Snoop, Mom, and more.....

[Thegooch]

Whew, sorry that space ride from Chicago took so long.

Man when you're in a space ship, time really flies by.

A bit back and forth then swirls. Almost like a LSD shroom trip mix while eating Marshmallow Fruity Pepples with sugar on top . You see all types of colors then next thing you know you are at your destination.

But enough about my travel accomodations. So last time we did this I thought I crashed landed somewhere in China.

I was almost pissing my pants thinking the CCP was going to turn my black ass into Soul Food Chop Suey when the sweet aromatherapy of America hit my nose.

Well, I wouldn't say so sweet, it was more like a burning sensation mixed with stench of piss. When I checked the crash remains to see if Pissy Pants had stowed away on the ship I noticed the stars were on the ground and not the sky.

After thinking to myself where could this interesting combination of star location and stench could be ......




Only one place came to mind.




WELCOME TO LA BABY!!

It seems that I had arrived at my intended destination. If I could finally find mom, I could finally go home and end all these crazy shenanigans and hijinks from this trip.

Yes I made a quick stop at a whore colony in the Trappist System but please dont judge me. She's left me hanging at plenty of a rest stop so I was only returning the favor.

Plus she's got that little issue of the Russia/Slavic Mob looking for her. Knowing her, all they need to do is camp out on Rodeo Drive while she charges up enough scam debt to rival the National one.

Mom being the entrepreneur independent strong woman she is..... needed accomplishes.... to pull of her latest business endeavors and to possibly take the fall.

I figured she would probably recruit some down on their luck regular joes to help her accomplish her plans.

LA seemed like it was full of regular joes......

..... and only one place came in mind when it came to Down and Out regular joes with a bad luck streak......

So it was off to the gleeful shanty towns of LA to see if we could find Mom before the Russian Mob.

Lucky me I had a contact who was a relative of Pissy Pants who is an ex martial artists with worse problems than Pissy.

But no woreies, that just means hell be cheap and the help will be plentiful. Gotta save some money, Trappist whores are fun but expensive. So on to the shanties of LA we go....

 

[Thegooch]

Some of the lovely ladies of the Trappist whore colony....

.. You aint heard it from me but if you ever go, make sure to hit the Captain Kirk room. Get two blue girls and you won't regret it.

 

[Thegooch]

Man.... Made it down to skid row and it looks like Im gonna need help finding Mom.

Never knew there were so many shanties in LA.

Lucky for us mankind has achieved so much technologically over the last 2 million years that we have achieved our current peak of innovation. This has gifted us the wonderful ability to watch the homeless of LA 24/7 in 4K HD with sound on the worldwide internet.

Who would have thought out of all the great achievements of mankind it would all accumulate to the ability to see homeless people being homeless anytime you want. Great times.

I guess rich white folks have to cheer themselves up somehow. They used drive thru ghettos in the 80s/90s and tell their little Timmies and Karens that you don't want to end up like THESE PEOPLE!!

Sometimes they would roll down their windows, throw spare change and give little mean looks to us ghetto kids. Lucky for them they don't have to drive as far so Timmy and Karen can get their little life lessons.

Well I hope you can help me find Mom on these cameras. She shouldn't be hard to find since I caught word that shes renting a McLaren sports car and had already rounded up a crew.

I just wish she wasn't so flashy since she's got the Russian Mob looking for her.

Sorry for all the jibber jabber. Enjoy the cameras.......

Live Feed Cams — Weingart Center

The Weingart Center at the corner of 6th and San Pedro streets has been providing homeless programs and services to the community since 1982. View live web cams of Skid Row here.

www.weingart.org

Los Angeles Skid Row Cameras

Los Angeles Skid Row Cameras

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[PsiBorg]

Greed and Apathy created what you see in Los Angeles.

This is what you get when you have career politicians who entrench themselves like the ticks and leeches that they are.

This is what you get when you fall for sweet speeches with no action behind it... no action demanded.

This is what you get when you vote with no thought behind it; you vote party vs constituents.

 

[Thegooch]

To LA BGOL members. Do I have to "check in"? Where and whom do I have to do the checking in with?

I don't think anyone knows I am here because I didn't have anyone from the airport or taxi services rat me out. Crashing spaceships has its privileges.

Do I get rewards membership points for "check in" future dates and how can I use my " "check in" points in the future.

Do my "check in points" travel?Can I use my "check in' points I better places like Miami and Vegas.

So many worries. But you know what we ain't worried bout here in Cali. Good Music. Im feeling my self. Just copped a vet with a Card Mom snatched from Victor back in Philly.

Time for some music......

 

[Thegooch]

I like dat song...

California got the homeless......

Californiaaaaaaah got all da homeless.......

80 perrrrecett of alll the homeless!!!

Californiaaaaa dey got the homeless......

 

[knightmelodic]

This thread reminds me of an acid trip long ago.

 

[Thegooch]

California dey got the homeless.......

Californiaaaaaaah so many homeless......

Welp....

Dun got to the trenches looking for my contact Pissy Pants was going to hook me up with.

Some dude named Snake......

..... but I can't find this MFer for shit!!!

I heard from a very somewhat unreliable source you could get some airborne diseases in this place. No need to take any chances

At least I came equipped for the situation....

Just to make things worse, imagine asking a bunch of homeless people "where's Snake at" and imagine some of the responses.

Some people tried showing me their " pet snakes" and I ended blessing them with holy water aka MACE. But no worries, no homeless were harmed very much and I didn't cough a bit (gas mask).

I started thinking to myself, who could help me in a place like this. Only one man (dope fiend ) with dope fueled super powers came to mind.

Rockie aways told me if I needed his help he would be there for me. So I figured if I doubled his fee from $10 to $20 and covered his meth cost he could use his dope fiend powers to make it to LA.

Like magic I heard a super sonic sound with an echoing massage saying FREeeeeeeeee Methhhhhh??????? Its like he read my mind.....

And in a blur of an instant moment

Rockie appears from a cloud of smoke......

..... whew, I better not inhale that shit because God only knows where and what that came from.

But I was glad to see an old friend. I would give him a big ol' hug if it didn't involve the risk of getting fleas or lice.

Rockie says, like any loyal dope fiend that you would get to clean you windows for a dollar, "Where's my money motherfucker"?

I gave Rockie 20 bucks and a 8 ball, paid another $5 to a different dope fiend to hug him Then were back together like Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan in Rush Hour 2.

Hiiiii yaaaaaahhhh!!! Like Jackie Chan would say, lets go find this Snake guy.