Damn Urkel....

[Chuck_Luck]

You young fools will find out real quick.

Marry for looks and your reality will soon sink in year 5, and after 2 kids later and only after fucking that same pussy for the um-teenth-time.

But marry your best friend, and you'll never grow tired of finding new adventures.

 

[Deezz]

You young fools will find out real quick.

Marry for looks and your reality will soon sink in year 5, and after 2 kids later and only after fucking that same pussy for the um-teenth-time.

But marry your best friend, and you'll never grow tired of finding new adventures.

Man please.... We all get that shit.

This chick looks like she might have a dick!

Good on Jaleel for marrying for love or money or whatever. As long as he's happy, I don't care.

She is fugly as fuck!! We just givin' her the BGOL treatment!

 

[Keyz]

Face harder than granite.

 

[playahaitian]

​

 

[JustChillin]

Not for me.

Hope he’s happy

 

[cashwhisperer]

This nigga got a lil penis rubbing his nose every time he goes to kiss her

 

[Ceenote]

.....married this Michael Cohen looking chick.

Steve Urkel Marries Blonde Tech Exec Nicoletta Ruhl in L.A. Country Club

Steve Urkel Marries Blonde Tech Exec Nicoletta Ruhl in L.A. Country Club

mediatakeout.com

Dats a dude he married to! Nigga a fag!! Damn!!

 

[doug777]

.....married this Michael Cohen looking chick.

He definitely didn't pick the cutest white girl in the world.
Brothers get a white girl thinking they got a Penthouse pet, instead they be looking like a outhouse pet. You best believe if white boy got a sister on his arm, she gone be like, boom, bang!!

 

[Empire]

 

[Mr. Met]

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Black folk mocking him for years and now they want to ridicule him like they had ready made sistas for him on deck.

Live your live Jaleel, not like he wasn’t swirling before anyways.

 

[34real]

It was all good to that close up picture....but he married up,she has money and comes from money and I ain't mad at cha.


Enjoy your life Urkle....Laura somewhere madder than a motherfucker,her and the rest of em hotter than hot suace about it.Fuck em

 

[REDLINE]

You young fools will find out real quick.

Marry for looks and your reality will soon sink in year 5, and after 2 kids later and only after fucking that same pussy for the um-teenth-time.

But marry your best friend, and you'll never grow tired of finding new adventures.

You're right and we know that but.

 

[Deezz]

You're right and we know that but.

 

[DC_Dude]

Looks like he took a lesson from this GUY.....LOL - Steve Jobs wife; Ex DC Mayor Fenty

My man Fenty left his wife and all...Said fuck that bitch....

 

[Darkness's]

If it makes him happy good for him. Some dudes here thirst for frumpier white chicks than her.

 

[Pack Rat]

 

[PsiBorg]

 

[DWBass]

I guess you love who you love but DAMN!! Not attractive at all! I'll be surprised if it lasts more than a couple years!

 

[Black A. Camus]

At least she's rich.

 

[4 Dimensional]

 

[lengthy]

Black folk mocking him for years and now they want to ridicule him like they had ready made sistas for him on deck.

Live your live Jaleel, not like he wasn’t swirling before anyways.

WHOA homie standard fell further than Gandalf the Grey in the first LOTR movie

You're right and we know that but.

I keep waiting for somebody to pop outta nowhere and be like "haha i got you"

Looks like he took a lesson from this GUY.....LOL - Steve Jobs wife; Ex DC Mayor Fenty

My man Fenty left his wife and all...Said fuck that bitch....

I dont normally tolerate slander for my homie but i'll allow it. But them Apple shares......

Mr. Lengthy

 

[Moving Target]

Yale and Stanford degrees.

Niece of the Chargers owner.

Not the most attractive but he didn’t pick a bum

DRIZZLE MUTHAFUKN DRIZZLE.....

 

[the13thround]

Urkel is happy AF

 

[doug777]

White played himself in a movie called Big Fat Liar. Paul Giamatti plays a studio exec who's car breaks down. White sees him and and gives him a ride, Giamatti says, nice car Urkel, and White says, TV money baby, I didn't wear those suspenders all them years for free, you know.

 

[the artist]

* did I do that?....

 

[Don Coreleone]

YO! Fcuk this reporter! Ain't played Urkel in over 20 years, but THIS is who I am?! I can't be Jaleel?!?!? These rags love pigeon holing us into degrading roles that we played as children. William Shatner doesn't get called Captain Kirk anymore

William Shatner has played several well known characters over the years beside Admiral Kirk. TJ Hooker, Denny Crane the guy in Twilight Zone who saw a gargoyle on the plane, the guy in Twilight Zone who kept putting a coin in the fortune telling machine, several guest starring roles as the villain of the week on shows like Columbo, Mannix, Hawaii Five O and he appeared on the Six Million Dollar Man. Besides playing Steve Urkel and Stefan Urquelle and appearing in an episode of the Jeffersons where he played the snooty kid who couldn't play music that the Jeffersons' granddaughter didn't like what has he done?


Oh and that bitch is in shape big time her fuck game is probably top notch he better eat his Wheaties.

 

[tallblacknyc]

Bitch looks like Jake Gyllenhaal in drag...

cannot unseen it

 

[CoTtOnMoUf]

We just givin' her
the BGOL treatment!

Posting pics and talking
shit! It's just what we do!!

 

[tallblacknyc]

This nigga got a lil penis rubbing his nose every time he goes to kiss her

Bwahaaaa

 

[tallblacknyc]

Only on bgol.. when a blackwomen dyes her hair blonde there’s 3 pages talking shit about her and how nigs think she the worst thing ever. But let a cave bitch that looks like she one of the demons that crawls up from hell if the gates open up is posted nigs throw on the capes and try to create all these great qualities about her to big her up. Nigs caping extra hard for the man face no body cac. Bitch looks like a megatron x date at a Brazilian brothel

 

[tallblacknyc]

You're right and we know that but.

The face you see when you say Bloody Mary 3 times in The mirror and you feel something tap your shoulder

 

[Deezz]

Only on bgol.. when a blackwomen dyes her hair blonde there’s 3 pages talking shit about her and how nigs think she the worst thing ever. But let a cave bitch that looks like she one of the demons that crawls up from hell if the gates open up is posted nigs throw on the capes and try to create all these great qualities about her to big her up. Nigs caping extra hard for the man face no body cac. Bitch looks like a megatron x date at a Brazilian brothel

Right!!!

I was surprised so many comin' in to save this gargoyle lookin' cac chick just cause she has a few bucks!

Bitch eyes almost touchin'. Lookin' like her parents are first cousins or some shit.

 

[Deezz]

Posting pics and talking
shit! It's just what we do!!

Just put a wig on Elmo with that big nose and touching eyes and he would kinda resemble homegirl.

 

[thundercat]

I learned a long time ago not to judge someone’s spouse based on looks. Rich, smart, hopefully has a dope personality and is his peace. Some of us have never had true peace in a relationship. Congrats to them.

 

[Coldchi]

ok i'll say it..................................

why Tim Scott let Urkle steal his girlfriend like that????